Heyo! Suppiez duckies. Up with the new chapter! FINALLY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE FINALLY SUGGESTED LISANNA'S LOVE LIFE! This chappy's idea was thought up by: otakugirl321. So, yes. THANK HER FOR THIS LISANNA FILLED CHAPPY OF AWESOMENESS.
-Lisanna's P.O.V-
"Ooh! You kissed Sting, you kissed Sting~" Lucy sang. "It was a quick peck on the cheek, it was nothing!" Luce rolled her eyes and laughed. "Apparently it wasn't nothing to him!" I turned around giving her an odd look. "What do you mean?"
"Well... I met up with Rogue again." "OOH! LUCY AND ROGUE SITTI-"
"LEMME FINISH." She yelled. "So, he said, Sting has a thing for a girl in Fairy Tail. AND I THINK HE'S TALKING BOUT YOU!" The Blonde squealed. "Yeah... Okay. How do you know he isn't talking about you? Or Mira? Or Erza?!" I defended, trying to hide the extreme happiness about to pour out of me.
"Because!~ Mira's taken, Erza's taken, and I'm dating his best friend."
"YOU GUYS ARE DATING?!" I yelled, at this happy surprise. "Yup!" I squealed, and tackled/hugged her. "You have a boyfriend, you have a boyfriend!~" I sang happily. "Hey hey hey, now that I have a boyfriend, you need one too."
I frowned. "Couldn't you have let me enjoy the moment?" I asked her. "Nah, not my thing." The Blonde smirked. "So I'll call over the girls, and we can start this conference." I watched her run out of the apartment, and sighed.
Is Natsu always this tired after talking to her?... Probably not...
-Lucy's P.O.V-
"So, who do you think Lisanna likes?" Levy-chan asked, while the group walked to my apartment. "She jumped up pretty fast when Bickslow's name was mentioned." Cana smirked. "I don't know, Bickslow and Lisanna? What would there baby look like?" Erza asked.
"NO! I DON'T WANT TO RE-LIVE THE PAIN!" Mira yelled, thinking back to when she thought of Elfman and Evergreen's child. "Don't worry, there babies might be cute. They'll have Lisanna's blue eyes, Bickslows... Tongue?..." I said awkwardly.
"Lucy... I think you should just stick to match making, because obviously, you're not a very good psychologist." Cana smiled. "Juvia agrees..." The blue haired beauty nodded, trying to comfort the traumatized white haired beauty. "I know..." I frowned, awkwardly.
We got to my apartment after getting flirty looks from guys, and dirty looks from their girlfriends... (It's a group of cute girls, what else would you expect?) "Lis! Open the door." I didn't hear a reply, so I turned to Mira. "My house key, please."
I was surprised when they all held up the silver house key. "YOU ALL HAVE MY HOUSE KEY?! MIRA!"
"Gomene..." She chuckled softly. Wendy dropped the key into my hand, and smiled apologetically. A clack and crash were heard before I turned the knob. "She's probably digging through your fridge..." Mira said.
I opened the door, and yelled. "LIS! GET OUT OF MY FRIDGE!"
"BUT LUCE!~ THERE'S A POPSICLE IN THERE THAT'S CALLING FOR ME!" She yelled back from the kitchen. I face palmed, while the others sweat dropped. "Wow... Okay then..." I walked into the kitchen and grabbed her hand, dragging her to the main room.
"THE POPSICLE!~" The takeover mage cried. I plopped her down on her bottom, near the bed.
"Hey, Lisanna." Erza called. "Yeah?" Erza smiled nervously, and looked awkwardly down at her stomach. "W-were there more than one Popsicle?..." The white haired mage stared at her, and finally nodded.
The girls took turns looking at each other, before narrowing their eyes, and stampeding to my kitchen... "M-my poor fridge..." Mira and Wendy giggled, patting me on the back.
-Down to Business-
"Let's make a list, guys who are; Smart, handsome, and at least know your name." Levy said, starting to write everything down.
1. Rogue: Taken
2. Bickslow: Creepy, but possible
3. Sting: Okay...
4. Natsu: NaLu supporters 4ever! /"Um, what?..."\
5. Laxus: Possible
"Hmm, I never thought Laxus would ever end up on the list..." I said. "If they had babies..." Cana started. "Please! No!" Mira cut her off. "Okay, what if Lisa and Sting had babies?" I said. "... I don't know..." The demon mage shrugged. "That's unexpected."
"So, three choices... We gotta narrow it down to one." I said. "Or, she can go on a date with all of them, and choose which one she likes best." Levy-chan suggested, nibbling on the Popsicle. "Okay, who do you wanna go out on a test date with first?"
"Juvia thinks Lisanna-san should save the best choice for last." Juvia smirked, elbowing her. The group smirked, and I spoke up. "The order, Lis?" I giggled like an idiot, though no one blamed me. "F-first... Is Laxus."
"I see, I see... Reasonable." I noted. "Second?" I asked, our key question, more important than the final question. "S-S-S..." I swear she was about to say the name of a certain Blonde Saber mage. "Bickslow."
The girls let out a squeal and some 'Ooh's, elbowing her and making kissy faces. "Hey, chill out. If these dates take a turn for the worst, I'm staying single forever." More 'Ooh's were heard, but just in a disappointed tone.
"That's why, we'll make sure the dates turn out perfectly!" Mira smiled. "Uh, we?" She asked. "We'll decorate the guild, and make it super pretty for your date!... I mean date(s)" Wendy smiled sheepishly. "Thanks, but..."
"No buts, you're having the dates at the guild." Erza stopped her mid sentence. "Is this so you guys can watch the date go through?..." Lisanna asked, sighing. "..." For the first time today, the room was quiet.
"Anyone for a second Popsicle?" I asked. "YES!"
-At the Guild / Day 1 / Date 1-
"OH MY GOD! I TOLD YOU GUYS THE BLUE FLOWERS DON'T MATCH THE TABLE'S NAPKINS, I SAID PURPLE! PURPLE." I yelled. "Lu-chan... This date has got you stressed out... And it's not even your's!" Levy-chan exclaimed.
"I know. But, it's Lis! This has to be perfect!" A small snort was heard out of Cana. "Um, I know Lisanna will be comfortable in this environment, but what about Laxus?" The brunette asked. "Holy... Shit... AGH! START HANGING UP SOME LIGHTNING BOLTS OR SOMETHING!"
"Lucy!~ You gotta chill." Juvia whined, then smirked. "Chill... Like GRAY-SAMA!" She giggled, going back to creepy, obsessed, stalker mode. We heard a click, and ran to hide either behind the bar, or under the table.
"Hello? Guys? Laxus couldn't make it." She said. "Aw, what?" We stood up. "AHA! I KNEW IT! You guys said you would go home after decorating!" She yelled, pointing the finger of disappointment. Mostly at me though...
Laxus stared at us awkwardly for a moment. "Do you wanna finish this?... Or should I come back another time?..." The Blonde said, scratching the back of his head. "No, no. Sit down." I said, walking out of the guild.
"Lu-chan?... But I wanted to watch the date go." Levy-chan sighed. I shrugged. Closing the door behind me. "... Okay girls, we'll go through the basement, up the stairs, crawl to the second floor's stairs, and watch from there." I said, with all my confidence.
There was a small silence before Wendy spoke up. "W-we can use the back door, and watch from behind the counter instead, Lucy-san... B-but, your way works too!" She smiled, sweat dropping even. "Geez, you guys are so boring, this is why I'm always Lis..." I muttered.
"Aw, come on Lu-Lu! We're not that bad." Cana laughed. "Yeah, what has Lisanna done, that we would never do?" Erza asked. "W-well..." I started, remembering back to all the 'good' memories, that's when the most idiotic thing she ever did popped up.
"She made a cake, from a recipe Minerva gave her, and ate all of it..." I snickered. The answer made their jaws drop to the ground with a thud. "We'll never be that exciting... Or stupid..." They said in unison.
-Lisanna's P.O.V-
"S-so..." I stuttered, trying to break the silence. "... So..." He replied. "... How's... Life?" I asked, staring at my plate. "G-good..." The Blonde said, staring at the clock. "Is this as awkward for you, as it is for me?..." He asked.
"Yes." I said, as straight foward as possible. "Good. So is it okay if I go?..." I nodded, sighing in relief. "Bye, Lisanna." He said, walking towards the door. "Bye, Laxus." I waved, and smiled. "Oh... Luce and the others are gonna kill me..." I whispered.
-Lucy's P.O.V-
"Damn right we are!" I whispered into my arm, only enough for Juvia -who was beside me- to hear. "We already lectured Lisanna-san about this! If it gets awkward, bring up the bacon!" Juvia sighed. I smiled. "You taught her well Juvia." I said, giggling.
-The Next Day-
"So... Lisanna." I said, slyly. "How was the... DATE?!" I yelled, at the end, making the mage flinch. "Was Laxus-san a gentlemen? Was the food good?... Was it... Awkward, by any chance?" Juvia said, like a detective during an interview.
"Juvia heard... That Lisanna-san let Laxus-san go before it even struck 7 p.m. Very... Disappointing." She muttered. "Can you guys stop the weird detective role playing?" Cana asked, staring at Juvia and I. "No, not till we get our answer." We shot Lisanna a sly glare.
"Okay, stop that. Yes, I let him go early." The white haired takeover mage answered, extremely bothered be the detective skit. "Why?..." Erza asked. "It was so awkward." She said. "Awkward? Awkward?! MMF GIWIVUECDTCUGF!" Said the held down water mage, her words muffled by Mira's hand.
"The bacon, Lis. The Bacon." I said slowly. Lisanna rolled her eyes, and laughed. "Yeah, that's not gonna work. I wanna have a normal chat, not a... Bacon chat." She slurred.
"Fine, fine. Today is your date with Bickslow, make it count." I said. (I really regret putting Bickslow in the poll... StingLi forevez!) "Okay. But if he starts talking about dolls, I'm out of there." She sighed.
-The Date- Lisanna's P.O.V-
"..." This was just as awkward as Laxus' date. If this keeps up, I'm gonna be single forever! Unless... "So... Do you like bacon?..." I asked awkwardly. "... Um..." He shrugged, and nodded with confusion. Juvia, did you hear that?! THE BACON DOESN'T WORK.
...
"How's... The match making thing?" He asked. "Match make! Match make!" His dolls repeated. (His dolls, are. ADORABLE.) "Good, I guess. You know, except for having to go to Crime Sorciere, to make sure Jellal was doing his job."
"Why was that a bad thing?" Bickslow asked. "Because we almost ran into Erza, after we promised we wouldn't get involved with her love life. Even though we already have... About... 7 times now?" I said.
-Lucy's P.O.V-
"YOU GUYS WHAT?!" The red head yelled/whispered. "S-sorry... But, it's our jobs as match makers!" Erza shot me a glare, and I looked away, a bit freaked out.
-The Next Day-
"Lisanna-san!~" Juvia sang, happy with how the date came out. "The date was, awkward. I don't think he's the guy for me." She said, before Juvia could reach the table. "Good, because I don't think so either." I sighed. (Sorry Bixanna shippers, it ain't happening, poll or no poll, again, very sorry.)
"So... That means... Sting?~" I purred. "Well... I don't know, I think I need a break from these dates now. I'm getting tired." She said standing up, and walking out guild's door. "What happens if she decides to stay single forever? What do we do?!" Levy-chan pouted.
"Ku ku ku, I think I know how." I smirked, deviously.
-Lisanna's P.O.V-
"Aw, Lucky Lucy. She's got so many guys to go for. Natsu... Rogue... And who knows? Maybe even Loke!" I said to myself. "Stupid complicated, awkward, messed up love lif-" *Knock Knock* (A/N: Who's there?!)
"Ugh, Luce, it better not be you and the girls." I said, walking to the door. "Hey Lisanna!" I stared wide eyed, at the Blonde Sabertooth mage in front of me. "H-hi? What are you doing here, and how did you find out where I live?" I asked.
"Lucy and the others told me." He replied nonchalantly. Wow, now I know how Lucy feels when we break into her house. "Okay? But why are you here?" I said, leaning on the door. "Oh, um..." He said, kneeling down.
What. The. Fudge. Here. On my doorstep. I have Sting Eucliffe, kneeling down on one leg, in front of me. Well, as long as he doesn't propose. I watched him pull out a bouquet, and look up at me. "Lisanna Strauss... Will you marry me?"
"WHAT THE HELL?!" I yelled, loud enough for aliens on Jupiter to hear. "Pfft..." He snorted, cracking up. "Nah, nah. I'm just kidding. I really came here to ask. Will you go out with me?" He smiled, still pink from the laughter. 'I'd love to.' I thought, loving how romantic it sounded.
"Okay." I said, carelessly, and mentally face palmed after. "Wow, first girl that ever replied to me that way..." Sting frowned, but smiled shortly after. "Yeah, that's great, see you tonight, Blondie." I said, closing the door, and re-opening it, to grab the bouquet.
-Lucy's P.O.V-
"Aw, they're so kawaii together!" I squealed. "Yup, and so will their babies~ Right, Mira?" Cana teased. "Ah! Don't go there!" Mira replied. "I can't wait for there date. But, this is Sting we're talking about, maybe we shouldn't have the date at guild..."
"I say we just let them go off somewhere on their own, Lis can tell us everything when we get back." I smiled supportively, wanting what's best for my BFF. (XD, I've always wanted to say that! -BFF-)
"Okay, fine. But you owe us." Erza said, depressed. "Popsicle?" I asked. "That'll do."
-The Date / Lisanna's P.O.V- YAY! At least that's how I feel... MISSA-CHAN, TELL ME YOU'RE WITH ME ON THIS...
"Wow, the view is... Beautiful." I smiled, watching the sunset from the beach. (LOL, so cheesy!) "That's what I should be saying." He smirked, looking at me. "You're so corny." I laughed, playing with his arm. "It's a good thing, right?" He asked. "No. Only sometimes." I answered, looking away.
"Well, how's the match making going?" He asked. That's the exact same thing Bickslow asked me... "It's great. We... I only have one more couple to get together." He stared at me, confused. "I? What about Lucy?"
"Um, I can't really tell you..." What was I suppose to tell him, when Lucy and Rogue break up, she's officially Natsu's? "Why? I wanna know! Please!~" He whined. "... Well, since you said please... No." I rolled my eyes.
"That's so cruel!" He joked. "Yeah, it is." I said sarcastically. After a long comfortable silence, I asked what I needed and wanted to know. "Um, so I wanna know... Sting, what do you like about me?" I asked hoping he'd give the answer I wanted. "Everything." ... But obviously he didn't.
"You're an idiot." I sighed. "... Uh..."
"You can't like everything about me! There's so much you don't know about me, and you're gonna say everything?" I lectured. "Being the playboy that you are, I'm shocked you don't know this. Seriously, this is like the first lesson in Flirting 101." I snickered.
"Well, if you wanna know. By the time I'm done the list, It'll be Christmas." He smirked. "I like that you're pretty." I rolled my eyes. "I like that you're smart, and that you have a great sense of humour. And. The fact that you didn't fall for me because of my looks." He admitted openly.
I wanted to give him a hug, after seeing the soft smile he did, which was a huge change from his smirk. "Pat pat." I said, doing exactly what I said. "... What are you doing?" He asked, going back to his infamous smirk.
"It's what Lucy and I do to cheer someone up!" I grinned.
"Thanks... I guess." Sting laughed, and gave me a hug. Wait... I might not end up as a lonely cat lady now! The realization made me smile like an idiot...
-Levy's P.O.V-
"Oi, Shrimp... Is that Lucy's friend over there with..." Gajeel squinted. "STING?!" He yelled. I face palmed. "WHY IS SHE WITH A SABER?!" I sighed. "Please. Shut up, Gajeel." I smiled, trying to make what I said, sound... Nice.
"Why can't you just leave them alone?" I asked, tugging on his shirt. "Because, them being here, ruins the mood." He grumbled. It's cute that he cares...
That's all. Crappy Chappy? Yeah, I know. I got my Report Card back today... I have to say, MY MARKS WENT... DOWN. I'm so disappointed! *Crys* I mean I didn't get a C or anything... But still! A FUCKING B. B! *Sigh* Yeah, sorry for the late update. As you can see, I've been... Busy. Please Review!~