AN: I do not own Glee, Ryan Murphy does. I also do not have his brain for music so don't expect to many song quotations if any.
"See I told you." Brittany said smugly. She turned to her team mates who where standing with their mouths gaping looking at the house.
"Noah why didn't you say anything, you must of seen when you went to pick up Quinn." Rachel asked him pointedly.
"I didn't notice on the way out and was to busy arguing with Quinn when we got back." explained Puck.
"San..."
"I only went out back and you have high fences." She jumped in before Rachel could say any more. "Do you think the back is the same."
"Probably that is the most thorough piece of vandalism I have ever seen. It has the McKinley High social elite written all over it." Rachel was not impressed with the state of the house.
"Er babe you are the social elite." Santana whispered to her.
"You know exactly who I mean Santana." Rachel replied sharply causing Santana to wince. "Oh look the police have finally arrived. What I can not understand is why they have done it to the Johnston's house. After all their children do not even attend McKinley yet. Plus some of those comments are clearly homophobic and as far as I know Mr and Mrs Johnston are not gay."
"It does seem to have a gay theme the toilet papers pink, I think they have slashed the car tires too. That's a bit mean I never did that when we tee peed some ones house." Puck said though he looked to be slightly in awe of the damage done.
"ERM sweetheart I think you will find that they got the wrong house, I think it was meant for your house." Santana explained. "Which means that it has to be the football team or the hockey team. B, why are doing a hand stand?"
"I wanted to see it upside down." Brittany explained.
"Brit can you stop that Pucks looking at your underwear and it is not very ladylike." Rachel asked politely.
"I don't mind him seeing them, he's see them before."
"Yes but you are distracting the cop from his duties." Quinn told the other blonde. "So you may want to stop so he can get on with his job before Rachel's neighbour has a stroke."
"Your spoil sports" the girl said before performing graceful flip to her feet.
"Nice moves B." Puck exclaimed "can you teach me that."
"Sure Puck. Rae why have they written beech on the house." Brittany sounded confused. "Is the beech a bad thing coz when I go there with mum and dad its always nice to me."
"Brittany, its spelt like the tree and I don't think they meant that, whoever wrote it obviously can not spell to save their life or is dyslexic." Rachel explained. "I mean come on that's not even close. Funny though they spelt everything else right." Rachel suddenly stiffened and narrowed her eyes at Brittany. "I can't believe that I just fell for your stupid act?"
"Gotcha." Brittany said before running away giggling.
"Wait till I get my hands on you Brittany S Pierce." Rachel shouted then chasing after her.
"Stupid act?" Puck questioned the two remaining girls.
"Come on Puck she is in all the AP classes, she puts it on." Santana explained.
"Why?"
"She has never told us why. Ask her. What are you thinking about Quinn?" Santana asked curiously of the other cheerleader, who was obviously contemplating something.
"I think B just did it again, pointed out the obvious that none of us noticed."
"What's that then Q."
"Well even though most of McKinley are morons in one way or form, there is only one person who is stupid enough to spell bitch like that...Finn Hudson."
"Damn, good point." Santana exclaimed.
"And he is Dyslexic." Puck pointed out.
"How do you know that." Quinn asked him
"Well he was my best mate till last year. I'm surprised he spelt fags right to be honest." They heard a shriek from the back garden then Brittany giggling temporarily distracting them. "I'll kick his arse for this though."
"Noah Puckerman." a voice spoke next to them making all three jump. "Interesting that you are here at the scene of another case of vandalism."
"Officer Moore I had nothing to do with it, honest." Puck said nervously.
"Oh come on Puckerman how can you expect me to believe that you and your friends where not involved." He asked indicating the two cheerleaders who scowled at him.
"Honest to god cross my heart, I spent last night at my sisters, you can ask her." Puck had now taken a couple of steps back with his hand raised. "Plus I ain't done nothing since my daughter Beth was born, well nothing serious."
"Puck what do you mean nothing serious, what have you been doing." Quinn said angrily grabbing his shirt in her fist.
"Nothing that would get me in trouble Quinn honest, I promise" Puck told her nervously. "If I get arrested again Rachel will kill me."
"This is another thing we will be visiting later." Quinn growled at him as Santana smirked at the expression of dismay on the boys face.
"Puckerman I need your sisters name and address. I find it highly suspicious that you are at the scene of a crime." Officer Moore asked staring sternly at the boy. "Hang on, you must think I am and idiot you don't have a sister! I am taking you three in" The cop began to reach for his radio.
"That's why I am here this is my sister house and her mother and my coach stayed so you can go ask them." Puck indicated Rachel's house. The officer eyed the boy and the two nodding girls suspiciously for a couple of seconds before sighing.
"Don't go anywhere you three." Officer Moore stalked of towards the house.
"Are we going to tell Rachel about Finn." Quinn whispered.,
"Nah we have no proof and she has enough going on, but I think we should watch him." she replied. "Plus I am sure that there were more and one involved so we have to find them to. Puck you will have to leave him alone for now."
"NOAH! You are supposed to be babysitting Colby and Beth get in the house. We will be leaving soon." Rachel shouted from the front door, Puck immediately jogged towards the house. "Quinn, Santana I have instructed Brittany that you both have to do 40 suicides with weights at lunch." The two girls groaned. "Also don't think you can persuade her to let you off. You even mention it and it will be a weeks worth of lunch times."
"I swear that she is trying to kill me." Quinn moaned as they moved towards the house.
"Stop insulting her then." Santana suggested.
"Its not that easy you know, years of habit. Why do you have to do them?"
"Dirty uniform as she said yesterday presentation is important to her."
"You know I think that the Coach is a big fluffy teddy bear compared to her on these things." Quinn replied as she began moving towards the house.
"Look at it this way we got it easy" Santana chuckled.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, Pucks looking after Colby and according to Coach she is just as bad as Rachel plus she is four."
"Good point. Suicides good. Babysitting bad." Quinn said chuckling as they walked on to the porch.
"Ah Quinn Santana, it seems that I have to go to school first today. So I may not make it this afternoon. So with Brittany I need you to keep an eye on the squad. Check what they are eating at lunch please" Rachel stopped briefly looking at the girls who's eyes had just lit up. "You can check before you do your suicides then anyone breaking the rules can join you." They both scowled at her then and she just smiled knowingly at them.
"Why do you have to go in this morning." Santana questioned her girlfriend sulkily.
"Figgin's secretary called, apparently I have to attend a meeting with my parents at the start of the school day." Rachel explained
"Oh I wonder what that is about."
"I have no clue." Rachel replied. "They have never insisted on my parents coming in before."
"Bet it's Schue, probably trying to get you of the squad and back in glee." Santana pointed out.
"Probably." Rachel replied
"Well if you take in the Coach you will have no problem Figgin's is scared of her." Quinn suggested "Although she would probably insist anyway because she always turns up when a cheerio is in trouble."
"Well that certainly explains why the behaviour of the squad in previous years has gone unchallenged. However, he asked for my parents to attend and as they are to all and intense purposes my parents, they will have to attend." Rachel told the girls. "This could also cause problems with the school board for Coach, so maybe it would be best if she was absent."
"Just don't mention they are married and there will be no problem, as I said the coach always turns up to these meetings with Figgin's." Santana explained. "Oh and if I was you I would take coaches unedited video and that folder in your room, that way they can not argue that you are not qualified for it."
"Good idea." Rachel rushed upstairs to get the folder as officer Moore exited the kitchen with Shelby.
"Thank you for your help Mrs Corcoran..."
"Its Mrs Sylvester officially, but I would appreciate if you didn't mention that to anyone." Shelby explained.
"No worries I know what Lima is like and my sisters brother is gay and we try and keep that on the down low if you know what I mean." He replied. "PUCKERMAN! Keep yourself out of trouble or I will tell your mother."
"Sure thing officer Moore." Puck replied from in the house. "COLBY! Stop that!" Shelby giggled and walked back towards Puck. Santana and Quinn smiled at each other. Just then Shelby and Rachel exited the house with their Coach.
"You two better not be late." Rachel said as they walked past.
"We are just going to grab B, say goodbye to Beth and we will be on the way." Santana replied placing a kiss on Rachel's cheek to the surprise of Quinn. "See you at school babe." She looked at Quinn who had her mouth wide open in shock. "What we are dating." she said walking past the girl into the house.
"I thought you were seeing B and I didn't know she was gay.?" Quinn called after her then following.
"Nah B, didn't want any commitment, she's my best friend and I love her but it was more of a friend with benefits relationship and I only just found out she was gay to." Santana told Quinn. "BRIT we need to go." Santana shouted.
"OK, I will be right there."
"Hey aren't one of you guys gonna stay and help me babysit." Puck asked walking in carrying in an upside down Colby who was giggling and wiggling.
"Not a chance Puckerman." Santana replied.
"Yeh you need some quality time alone with your niece and daughter." Quinn smiled at the boy.
"You know you guys really suck." He said pouting.
As they were walking out of the house Quinn suddenly asked a question none of them had even thought of before. "If Rachel is gay, then why was she trying to steel Finn from me last year."