Disclaimer: Not mine
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: KisaIta
Author's note: English is my second language so please don't kill me over grammar mistakes and all those things.
Thanks: To Skins Thunderbomb for the prompt 'Itachi's 21st birthday'! You're a life saver dear!

MAKING LOVE

That fateful 9th June was a quiet day in the Akatsuki Headquarters. Everybody was out save from two members who successfully coerced Leader into giving them a free day. It was Itachi's 21st birthday and Kisame wanted to spend it with his lover, in their bed, having lots and lots of steamy, sweaty sex.

They were on their bed, Kisame's massive form blocking his smaller lover beneath him. His already-slicked erection was pressed against the Uchiha's well lubricated entrance but the blue skinned nin lingered.

"Tell me what you want, Itachi-san."

The brunet moaned his displeasure and shifted his hips, trying to get his lover to enter him. But his movements only succeeded in getting Kisame's erection to brush against his sac.

"Kisame…"

-POP-

"What the...?!" exclaimed the ex Mist Seven covering himself and his lover with a blanket as his boss transported himself into their room

"Tobi is back earlier because he wanted to wish you 'Happy Birthday' Itachi. I really hope you'll have an excuse ready because I won't suffer another round of Sharks-on-Raping-Spree this month. He will be here in approximately… 30 seconds."

And with that Leader popped out of the room.

An embarrassed silence fell between the two lovers.

"I can save us from Leader's lectures about Rating and from Tobi's rants about Homo Homo Sex but you have to trust me." said slowly Kisame

"I have the strange feeling that I'm not going to like it."

Kisame than took the blankets and disposed them to completely cover them. Just a second later Tobi banged in without even knocking.

"Itachi-saaaaaaan!!! Happy birth…"

"UN!"

"Wha..?"

"Un! Uuuun!!! Un!"

"Soooorry!!! I'm so sorry to have disturbed you 'love love' time together!!! Please resume making love, I'll just go away!!! Sorry!!!"

And with a bang he was out of the door. Kisame cautiously peeked his head out of the sheets and looked warily at the closed door before shifting his gaze to the man underneath him.

It wasn't long before Itachi's emotionless mask cracked. A grin, then tears in his eyes and then he was hiding his face in the pillow, his whole body shaking.

"At least now he won't pester us anymore, Itachi-san. Shall we resume what we were doing before being interrupted?"

Itachi looked at him still smiling.

"Un!"

A/N: You have to read Drabble 15 'The Talk' to understand what I'm talking about. I actually dreamt about it… The morning after I fell down the bed from laughing too much. To ChiroChan26: They already did skinny dipping, in 'River'. But I guess I can do another one! Thanks! Since I'm falling behind with 'Innocence' I'll give myself a deadline. Deadline is the 26th September. Cookie to anyone who guesses why. I'll post it then!