Authors note: I do not own fairy tail.
Surprise Contest
"So Erza how is your strawberrycake." Natsu asked.
"I bet not as good as my panties you kissed." Erza said.
"Yeah deffinitly not." Natsu said with eyes of delight.
"What happened?" Aiko asked.
"Nothing..." Natsu said.
"Hey is there a way to know what game is next?" Mark asked.
"Well we would need to be in the top seven because apparently the guild that comes in eigth place dosent get one so they cant pick who is going out next." Mira said.
"So we are fighting blind." Aiko said.
"Yeah pretty much but dont worry I know we will still win." Natsu said with a smile.
"So Mark what do you hope it is?" Erza asked.
"I hope its a big brawl with everyone." Mark said.
"It is not going to be that they save those for the last game." Natsu said.
"Well what do you think its gonna be?" Mark asked.
"What idiot can last the lingest staring at naked pictures without fainting." Natsu said.
"I GOT OVER THAT!" Mark yelled.
"SO WHAT YOU'RE STILL GONNA FAINT IN THE ARENA I BET!" Natsu screamed.
"Anyway its about time to head back so lets go." Erza said shutting the fight down.
"YAY lets go." Aiko said walking next to Erza.
"This fight aint over." Mark whispered to Natsu.
The big arena
"Welcome contestants back to the games, we will start the third game today and just so you know that fairy tail members dont have sheets that tell them whats coming next so dont be surprised if you see someone that shouldent be out here!" Kabo said.
"What is that supposed to mean?" Natsu asked.
"It means im fucked I can already tell." Mark said.
"Wonder why." Aiko said.
"Contestants send done one of your members to be in the game." Kabo said.
Mark jumped down and when he looked up he say every guild sent down a girl.
"Wait I have to fight girls?!" Mark yelled.
"Uh no you dont have to fight but this contest is special, the one who wins gets to pick from three fabulous prizes. You can choose to have a year supply of food. or maybe you want to have a realaxing spa in your own back yard, Or you can prove your strength in a handicapped match with an entire guild!" Kabo said.
"Why would any one want that last one?" Every girl down there thought.
"I WANT THAT LAST ONE!" Mark shouted making every girl sweatdrop.
"The third game is...Swimsuit contest!" Kabo yelled.
"FUCK ME! Mark shouted.
Every one in the audience laughed their ass's off.
"A lacarima of swimsuits will appear in front of you...for your gender...and you can choose the simsuit you will wear to impress the audience." Kabo said.
"Mark pick the speedo's!" Mirajane yelled down.
"HELL NO!" Mark yelled back.
"Its kinda obvious he is gonna lose." Makarov said.
"I dont know Makarov there are a lot of girls and he is a pretty cute boy." Mavis said.
"Oh well either way the guild gets a good laugh." Makarov said.
"Mark what speedos are you gonna wear?" Asked Millianna.
"I really dont wanna do this and I aint wearing speedos." Mark said looking at the lacarima.
"Ok these will work." Mark said changing into black knee length shorts and nothing else.
"Ohh not bad." Said a girl from another guild.
"OH SHIT!" Mark thought as he saw every girl in a bikini causing him to nosebleed.
"The mages down in the arena will pose and the one with the most applause by the end of the one round wins!" Kabo yelled.
"First up Minerva from Sabertooth!" Kabo yelled.
Minerva posed in a blue bikini bent over smiling at the lacarima camara.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the boys in the crowd cheered.
"Next up Flare from Raven Claw!" Kabo yelled.
Flare was in a red bikini with flames on the bra part, she laid on her back and smiled at the camara getting cheers.
"WOOOOOOOO!" The boys cheered.
"Next Chelia from Lamia Scale!" Kabo yelled.
Chelia wasin a small pink bikini and posed with a smile on her face but got little cheers do to her age and most of the guys not wanting to look like pedophiles.
"Next Helen from Quatro Cerberua!" Kabo said.
Then a fat lady with brown hair and a mole on her cheek showed up and was wearing a one piece.
"OH GOD NO PLEASE PUT ME DOWN SOMEONE KILL ME!" A man yelled in the stands.
"Natsu I found your mom!" Mark yelled but not loud enough to where Helen would hear.
"Next up Millianna from Mermaid Heel!" Kabo yelled.
Millianna was wearing a brown bikini and had paw prints on them, she laid down on her stomach and put her hand up to her face.
"Meow!" She said into the lacarima camara.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" All the boys yelled except Mark and Natsu.
"And Millianna takes first place and next to pose is Jenna from Blue Pegasus!" Kabo said.
"Jenna the super model that went toe to toe with Mirajane when she was modeling?" Millianna asked staanding next to Mark.
"NOW I WILL NEVER WIN!" Yelled Helen.
"YOU NEVER EVEN HAD A CHANCE!" Somebody yelled in the standes.
Jenna wire a sky blue bikini and got on her knees with her hands behind her head smiling at the camara.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Every boy yelled.
"Jenna takes first now the next one up is a female dragon slayer Misty Rocks from Dragon Skin!" Kabo yelled.
Misty steped up and wore a tan colored swimsuit and posed by putting her left hand on her hip winking at the camara and gave a peace sign.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Boys yelled.
"Now next up is a Dragon God Slayer he didnt know it was a swinsuit contest but dont hate him for it Mark Lee of Fairy Tail.
"Nah shit!" Mark thought to himself and went out.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Every girl yelled in the stands including Mermaid Heel.
"Wait WHAT!" Mark yelled.
"See you're cute Mark and if you wore speedos you probably would have won." Millianna said.
"Woah and a shocking turn of events Mark Lee the only male in the swimsuit contestent won second place, but Jenna still had more applause so Blue Pegasus wins!" Kabo yelled.
"Hmm second place again? That put us in first since Sabertooth came in fifth." Mirajane said.
"He...He came in second?" Natsu said.
"Very impressive." Erza said.
"I knew he should have put on the speedos." Mirajane said.
"Next the challange will be a fight!" Kabo said.
"NOW YOU TELL US THE NEXT GAME!" Mark yelled.
"Oh come on Mark didnt you have fun?" Millianna asked.
"Hell no my friends will never forget this." Mark said.
"You came in second when everyone thought you would come in last its not that bad." Millianna said.
"Last? I knew I would beat Helen but not anyone else!" Mark said.
"Mark just have fun with the games." Millianna said walking off.
"Great job Mark you got us in first place." Aiko said.
"Yeah I guess." Mark said.
"You looked sexy!" Mirajane said.
"Haha thanks Mira I needed a good laugh." Mark said.
"No Mark its true all the girls rooted for you." Erza said.
"Whatever lets go and look around the city." Mark said walking away with a blush.
"Nect game in 30 minutes so hurry back!" Kabo yelled.
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