Chapter 21

The Abominable Snow Droid

"Snow?" all the Jedi exclaimed running up to the windows. "Wow! Look at it!"

Obi-Wan looked at F'lar. "This had better not be one of your little pranks," he said.

She looked at him with her huge innocent eyes. "Oh, of course not!" she said. "If it were I'd be laughing right now." She jumped off the box she'd been standing on and picked up the microphone. "Well the weather outside if frightful. But the fire is so delightful!" she sang in an extreamly good voice. "Since there's no place to go.. let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!"

"Hey!" Simon exclaimed looking at her. "You sound great!"

"Oh me?" she asked blushing. "Not as good as I would with background singers!" she looked into the back of the stage. "Hit it girls!"

A spot light came on and Younglings Lase and Jade came out of the back. "Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way!" they sang sounding like Destinie's Child.

"Wow!" Kit said all stary eyed. "I never knew Younglings could sing that well."

Obi-Wan sweat dropped. "Oh boy," he said.

"Hey what is all this?" Asajj Ventress asked looking out of Dooku's windshield at the blizzard. "When does it snow on Coruscant?"

"It's a Christmas miracle!" Grievous exclaimed staring at the snow like a child on Christmas Eve waiting for Santa.

"It's a disaster!" Dooku exclaimed. "I can't see!"

Suddenly the ship hit a huge spiral tower like thing and the back hatch opened. "Whoa!" Grievous exclaimed as he was sucked out of the ship and sent plunging head long into a huge snowpile outside the Jedi Temple.

"Oops," Dooku said. "I think we'd better go back and get him.."

Obi-Wan decided to get out of the auditorium. He'd just stepped into the darkened hall when he heard a voice say. "Oh, Obi-Wan!"

The Jedi looked over his shoulder. He saw Padme standing behind him giving him a sexy look. "Oh, um... Senator Amidala..," he said nervously.

She walked up to him. "Isn't this snow romantic?" she asked.

"Oh.. umm yes I guess it is..."

"Doesn't it want to make you want to kiss someone under the mistletoe?" she asked.

"Umm.. but.. we don't have any mistletoe," he said backing into the wall.

"Oh, yes we do," she said pulling out some mistletoe and putting it over his head. "Wanna kiss me now?"

Younglings Mute and Zardoc had just finished cleaning up the mess they'd made in the green house when they'd stepped outside and spotted something weird walking toward them through the blizzard.

"What is that?" Mute asked.

"I don't know," Zardoc replied. "It looks like a snowman."

"A walking snowman?"

They heard it growl. "A growling snowman!" they gasped.

"When I get my hands on them they will pay for this!" the thing yelled igniting two green lightsabers and two blue lightsabers.

"A TALKING SITH SNOWMAN!" they exclaimed in horror. "It's the abominable snowman!" they screamed running into the Temple. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Padme.." Obi-Wan said as he face got closer to his. "It wouldn't be right to Anakin.."

"Who cares about Anakin," she said grinning. "If you'd taken me to Naboo I would have married you!"

"Uh..."

"Just admit it," she said. "You were jealous when I married him."

"I didn't know till you told me before," he said. "I thought..umm..."

She giggled. "So you're admitting it now!"

"I..."

Suddenly they both heard someone scream. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

"Hey!" Padme screamed. "You ruined the moment!"

Two Younglings ran past them. "IT'S THE ABOMINALBE SNOWMAN!" they screamed.

"The abominable snowman?" Obi-Wan and Padme asked looking at each other.

Suddenly a huge snow thing came into the hallway holding those lightsabers. It stopped and looked at them a moment. "What are you looking at?" he demanded.

"AAAAHHHHHH!" they screamed grabbing each other. "IT'S THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN!" they ran down the hall screaming.

Shaak Ti finally was able to get some clothes from the the laundry droids. The problem was, they weren't hers.

"How in the world did I grab these?" she asked herself looking down at the clothes she was wearing. "I look like a Playboy Christmas snow bunny!"

She saw Padme and Obi-Wan run by. "The abominable snowman!" they were screaming.

She sweatdropped. "Uh..." she said her eyes turning into small line beedies.

"WAH!" something screamed from behind her.

She looked over her shoulder. She saw this huge thing that looked like a mix between a robot and a snowman running down the hall toward her. "Uh..." she said staring at it.

The thing ran up to her holding it's lightsabers then stopped in its tracks. "Shaak Ti?" it said sounding confused.

"Uh..," she said. "Do I know you... Umm.. Mr. Snowthing?"

"It's me!" the thing said slipping on a piece of snow. "Whoa!"

All the snow came off of him and he stared up at her. "Uh..."

She stared back. "General Grievous?" she asked totally surprised.

He stared at her stupidly. "Shaak Ti?" he asked. He looked her up and down. "What are you wearing? You look like a Playboy Christmas snow bunny."

"I know!" she exclaimed angrily. "Those dumb droids stole my clothes and I wound up with this!" she looked down at herself. "Where the heck did this thing come from!"

She heard him panting. She looked back down at him. He was giving her a wolfish look. "What?" she demanded.

"You're hot!" he exclaimed then caught himself. "Umm," he said getting up. "Have you seen Dooku?"

"Um no," she said. "Maybe you should look somewhere else.

"Okay," he said. "By the way what's wrong with everyone here? They see me and scream and run away. I'm not that scary am I?" he looked at himself.

"No," she said. "Not really. But you'd better leave before someone sees you."

"Okay," he said looking around. "Umm where's the exit?"

"Over there," she said pointing.

"Thank you," he said heading for it. "By the way you do look hot like that."

She blushed. "Umm thank you... General..."

"By the way," he said looking back at her. "Your gift is under your matteress."

"Uh..."

"I saw it!" Obi-Wan said to Mace Windu and Master Yoda. "So did Padme, Mute, and Zardoc!"

Mace shook his head. "Not right now," he said. "I don't have time for this. This rotten snow got into the emergeny generator. If the lights go out we won't have any back up."

"But."

"I have to go to the basement and fix it!" Mace shouted. "I don't have anymore time to talk about imaginary monsters!" He ran out of the room.

The other three looked at each other. "What's with him?"

"Dropped on his head when he was a baby perhaps he was?" Yoda suggested.

"Maybe," Padme agreed nodding. "That could be the reason."

Suddenly they heard him shout. "I found the problem!"

Then the lights went out.

A/N

I have no idea. It was just a little snow idea. That's about it. I felt like adding a little PadmeXObi-Wan and Shaak TiXGrievous in here just for laughs. What do you think? I actually have no idea what a Playboy Christmas snowbunny looks like. I don't even think there are any snow bunnies for Playboy. :shrug: All well. By the way. Merry Christmas.