A/N - PLEASE READ my little rant here. Oookay!... I -points to self- am not a happy Lanna... one of my friends pointed out a notes story to me and its totally copied mine (not the whole note part, because I'm not the first person to do a notes story, but the content of the chapter) the most recent chapter in the story has like bits taken from all of my chapters and has sort of smooshed them all together, only altering it slightly (if not just completely copying it)... which really really PISSES ME OFF TO THE MAX! these note things are mostly conversations from me and my friends, so seriously... dont copy it! and what make it even more annoying is that the person is even copying the way I talk as my friend pointed out, the way she has written it, is using things that I say all the time (e.g. I have a tendancy to overly use the term "and junk" among other things) GRR! -calms-... anyway, on with the chapter
P.s. Could some of you read this other notes story and tell me if you think me and my friend were over reacting or not? If you will just tell me in a review and I'll reply to the review and send you the link? Pleeeeeeeeease? -pouts-
-Lanna
Notes
Alice - regular, Bella - italic, Emmett - Underlined
---Alice, Bella & Emmett are passing notes in the car---
HA! Look its Bella's fan club -points out the window-
LOI!
Okay, that is so not fair… I didn't even see who it was. Damn you and your stupid fast vampire driving-ness -pouts-… -light bulb-… WAIT! I don't have a fan club?!
Don't look so worried Pigeon, he was just referring to the fact we just passed Newton, Eric and that other one? Umm… TYLER! That's it -slaps head-
Eugh! They are not my fan club!
Are too!
Are not!
Are too!
Are not!
Are not!
Are too!
HA! See you admit it!
Damn it! You tricked me Captain Doofus!
I kinda did didn't I :o)
Well don't look so proud of it! I willl get revenge on you! And oh boy will it be good MWAHAHAH!
LMAAHO!… Bella, did you see how fast his smile faded, he's still genuinely scared of you!
Well can ya really blame me? I mean the wizard of oz thing… then the Charlie thing… She may look innocent but behind that angelic little face is the mind of an evil genius… EEVILL DAMN IT!
Haha… calm down Emmie, I was kidding about the whole revenge thing. Although I would like to thank you for acknowledging the fact that I have the potential to take over the world…
I wouldn't go that far exactly…
But I thought she was "EEVIL!"?
Yeah… am I not EEVIL enough for you Emmie? Do you not think I have what it takes to take over the world? Would you like me to prove my EEVILNESS? -twirls metaphorical pretend moustache-
Hell no! Fine… you can take over the world!
Why thank you… -bows- :o)
Pigeon…
Batman?
I'd help you take over the world right?
Well of course… we would both take over the world, and we could rename all the countries!
YAY! And we could live in a MASSIVE castle on top of a mountain over looking the capital of the world!
Which would be called… The Wonderful Land of Bella and Alice! And the people in our country, and the rest of the world for that matter shall all speak one language, Alibellish!
I am LOVING this plan Pigeon… I think we might just have to make it a reality someday!
Well we do have forever… and OMG! We could have minions! MANY MANY MINIONS!
SCORE! And we could give them numbers instead of names… making it easier to keep track and OOH!OOH! I could dress them all!
Ha… only Alice could turn a plot to take over the world into an opportunity to shop and turn everyone into her own personal Barbie dolls…
Hey as long as she doesn't play dress up Bella I'm perfectly fine with that idea….
Would I get to help take over the world too?
Sure why not… you are part of Team F.A.B after all… of course, Esme, Carlisle, Eddie, Rose and Jazzy can all help too…
I like that idea… although I'm not too sure Esme and Carlisle would go for the whole world domination thing…
Not even if we let Esme go all interior decorator on any buildings of her choice and we named a country after Carlisle?
That would probably sway them…
Okay, so one day Team F.A.B shall take over the world?
Hell yeah!
Absolutely:o)
Just one question though…
Yes Captain Doofus?
Could I paint ball the white house?
---The car finally stops at the Cullens house and Emmett, Alice and Bella go over the pro's and cons of paint balling the white house and come to the conclusion that it would indeed look prettier rainbow-coloured---
A/N - Hope you all liked the chapter… yeah so I've had a whole bunch of these "what would happen if we would take over the world" conversations with my friends (joking of course) and this is the kinda stuff we come up with… my friend Sarah actually said the first thing she would do is drink George Bush's tea then steal his toast -giggles-
P.s. In my high school yearbook polls one of the title thing was "Most likely to take over the world" (there was a boy winner and a girl and a second place spot for each) and I came in second place for most likely to take over the world out of the girls, my best friend won first and one of guy friends won the male one… so between the three of us, who knows -evil laugh- Just thought I'd share that with you all :o)
P.p.s. (sorry for the long authors note) Could you please review (and answer my question from the authors note at the top) it'd be very appreciated and junk :o)
-Lanna