150 Reasons Why Slade Hates Robin

by Lunaverserocks

I can't believe that I made it to a hundred! The title explains itself. There are chapters people! Go screw yourself if you have a problem with saying that this is a 'list'. It's not! Sorry if you think it is... OH! I'm up to reason 150! Read and review.

21. Reasons 101 through 105

I really like these five because I'm now in love with a certain song! I have given you two Sing Along thingies!I don't own Teen Titans!

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#101.) Random joke that my dad says…

Slade: Do you want a chicken sandwich?

Robin: Sure.

Slade: What piece?

Robin: Any cock'll do.

(Read the last line slowly. Any cock will do. Cockle-doodle-do!)

#102.) Sing Along!

Robin: We will we will rock you!

Terra: -throws giant boulder at Slade-

Slade: AH! –Runs from boulder-

(Interesting…)

#103.) Random Conversation...

Robin: I was reading a very interesting article about Adam and Steve.

Slade: Don't you mean Adam and Eve?

Robin: No. Adam and Steve.

Slade: What kind of magazine are you reading?

Robin: This kind! –Holds up a gay magazine-

Slade: Never read one of these again!

(Random thing that my dad said while we were camping last weekend).

#104.) Another Sing Along!

Robin: We are the pirates! Who don't do anything! We just stay home! And lie around!

Terra: And if you ask us to do anything! We'll just tell you!

Slade: You don't do anything! Now shut up!

Robin: Well I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul!

Terra: And I've never been to Moscow! And I've never been to Tampa and I've never been to Boston in the Fall!

Slade: I get it already! SHUT UP!

Terra and Robin: Fine!

(That is now my most favorite song in the world! Thank you Reliant K!)

#105.) And he did the moves with Terra to number 104…

Robin: We are the Pirates, who don't do anything! –Lays on the floor laughing- We just stay home and lie around! –Same thing-

Terra: And if you ask us to do anything! We'll just tell you! –Stands in from of Slade and smiles-

Slade: You don't do anything! Now shut up! –Pushes Terra into Robin and spits on the floor like a pirate-

Robin: (The verse is too long so here…) –Stands in front of a map and points to different locations-

Terra: -Same thing as Robin only they fight over the sticky thingy-

Slade: I get it already! SHUT UP! –Watches Robin and Terra throw mashed potatoes against the wall (Part of the song!)

Robin and Terra: Fine! –Both spit into a platoon-

(I like it!)

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