A/N: Warning: Cussing and sexual tendencies!

My Frustration + Lemons = Hardcore Lemons.

You have been WARNED! ;)

"Ah... Ah! No not there! Ah! Mhm, uh... Oh fuck! Hic-Hiccup!"

"Mm A-Astrid!"

Toothless scratched his ears and pinned them to the side of his face. Stormfly squawked, rustling her wings over her face. Always, such noisy sex...

"Astrid! I'm gonna... gonna..."

"Uhh! Come on babe. Say it! Say you're g-gonna fuck me!"

"I'm gonna..."

"Hold on. Let me lay on my s-stomach..."

"W-Wait don't turn like th-AT, ah! GODS."

"D-Don't grab there! Uhn! I hate you!"

"Oh you h-hate me now?"

"Gods Hiccup! I hate you so much! Just f-fuck me senseless already! Come on scrawny Viking!"

"Scrawny? Oh you're i-in for it now..."

"What are you g-going to do about- Oh fuck! Aha! S-stop rubbing down there like that! I don't want... t-to..."

"Looks like you came first... m-milady! Who's the scrawny Viking n- Ah!"

"Just cause you came second doesn't mean I'm done! You still haven't r-rough aroused me yet!"

"Ah... Then I'll make you cum again!"

"Yeah right Hic- uh! S-stop licking there! No don't start s-sucking! Ah! Stop!"

"Never! You think I-I'm scrawny!"

"Hiccup!"

"Do you like when my tongue does, this?"

"Oo I'm going to punch you so h-hard..."

"I'm ready to start again..."

"Start what? Do you mean- Ooh!"

"F-Faster? Or harder?"

"S-surprise me!"

"I'm gonna, GONNA... f-fuck you so hard babe!"

"Hic-Hiccup! Oh wow, ahh!"

"Let me spank you while I fuck you!"

"That's so childish! Nah! Ow!"

"Mmm, Astrid kiss me!"

Toothless got up and left their backyard to go the village. Humans and sex do not mix, at ALL. It was time to get some actual sleep around here.

Hiccup rubbed his wife's hips as he shoved himself in and out of her entrance. She gripped the kitchen table being fucked by her man's powerful thrust.

She brought her legs up and her heels dug against the edge of the table, spreading them wider for him to get to her needy spot.

"D-Do you need me to keep d-dirty talking you?"

"Hah, mm! N-No... I want a loving husband r-right now".

Hiccup laid on his wife while arching his back towards the ceiling, to get that extra leverage deep inside her. His hands gripped her wrists above her head and he bucked his hips against her wetness.

"Cum for me baby. C-cum!", Astrid bit her bottom lip and moaned in ecstasy.

"I n-need more momentum!"

"H-Hiccup, this isn't time f-for your intelligence! Just c-cum!"

Astrid pushed the heavy body upwards and swung her leg over his head, to switch up the positions again. She was on her stomach as he pounded her from behind.

"Stand up!", Hiccup grazed her breast and lifted her up. He bounced her up to still drive her mad.

"W-When was the last time we had s-sex like t-this! Ahh! Oo.."

"A w-week ago m-maybe", he kept trying to catch his breath with each thrust.

Astrid grinded in an up and down motion, forcing Hiccup to lose it. His shot of arousal overflowed her.

"...Gods... this is something I need everyday..."

Hiccup laughed and disconnected from his wife, "Everyday huh?"

Astrid repeated her statement, "Everyday."

"Hmm, I'll take your word for it...", Hiccup smirked and kissed her sweaty cheek.

Hiccup spotted his wife making dinner. He smiled and pressed his already harden bulge on her butt, "Ready for another night of that wondrous sex?"

Astrid growled in annoyance, "Hiccup not tonight. My feet are sore from walking all day! You didn't have to shop for food or meet with the other women of the village today! I'm tired of being pregnant! The more I grow bigger, the more I eat and lose sleep due to the discomforting back pains! I want to sleep on my stomach Hiccup! Why can't I get a simple night of sleep!"

Hiccup laughed with his usual smile and patted her shoulder blades, "Alright Milady, as you wish". As he went to the bedroom, his thoughts ran with the same idea that she'll totally want to have sex in about an hour.