Ty: I can't believe it.
Mewtwo: I don't think any of us can.
Vegeta: The prince of Saiyans should no be treated this way!
Inuyasha: Rabbits are evil.
Ichigo: Stop complaining.
Hiei: Yeah
Godzilla: Roar. (Ty-Hiei were all tied to Godzilla's back)
Ty: How did a Rabbid, Crazy Hand, Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler tie us up so easily?!
Mewtwo: How would we know?!
Ty: Can't you use your psychic powers to tell Godzilla to burn the ropes?!
Mewtwo: I'll try. Godzilla, burn the ropes.
Godzilla: Roar! (Godzilla burnt the ropes with his fire breath, setting them all free)
Ty: Should we try again?
Mewtwo: I think we should get Master Hand first.
Ty: That'll help
"So where exactly should we park the ship, Meta Knight? This is your planet so you'd know the perfect place to put the ship without having some of the villains find it and destroy, thus leaving us with no way to get home. Unless we use the Warpstars and I don't think any of us want to use those things."
"Doesn't this thing have some kind of invisibility function on it? That'd make it a lot easier to hide this humongous thing. It's almost as big as that castle over there." Bowser pointed out the window at the giant castle that was a few miles away from them.
Meta Knight walked over to the control panel, "Actually, Bowser, there is an invisibility function on this ship. It's this button right here." Meta Knight pressed a button on the control button, turning the ship invisible. "I think we should park the ship on the castle. That'd make it easier to find Pikachu, since that is the only place on this planet with a dungeon."
Mewtwo got off his seat and motioned Meta Knight over to it. "This is your planet, so you should have the honors of parking the ship on the castle." Meta Knight jumped onto the seat and took the wheel.
"Sure. It's better than just sitting around and doing nothing." Meta Knight drove the ship over to the top of the castle, parking it silently, making sure the cloaking doesn't turn off. "We'll have to drop down from here, and either sneak through the windows or take down any guard we meet on the way if we use the door. If we do take the door, Mewtwo, Falco, Jake and I would have to take down the guards since Bowser will make noise just by walking and Roy…well we all know why he can't silently take down guards. Which path should we take guys?"
"Honestly, I'd go with the sneak through the window idea. The door will most likely creak when we open it that the guards will pop out of nowhere and attack us. With the window we can get in, avoid the guards and attack them from above. Another thing we have to do is find a guard who has a map in his pocket. When we find that certain guard, we knock him out, take the map, and head for the dungeon."
Jake put on a pair of glasses and said, "That, my friends, was a case of short-term intelligence gain. Roy, you were just a genius for a short period of time."
Roy looked at Jake, confused like he always is, "What does short mean?" Jake sighed as Roy got up and walked over to a tree. "It has a face! Cool!"
Meta Knight looked at Roy and shouted, "Roy! Watch out!" Unfortunately, Roy didn't pay attention and soon a giant vine popped out of the ground, grabbed Roy's leg, and pulled him underground.
The other Smashers looked at Meta Knight, shocked by what happened, and then all asked the same question, "What was that?!"
"That was Wispy Woods, the spirit of the forests on this planet. He had anger management issues and will try to destroy anyone who walks into his forest. He's normally a nice guy with people he knows but not that well with strangers. There's no need to worry about Roy right now, he's in no danger. He can help himself through most situations he's in."
"That's true. I'll teleport us to the windows. Falco, take out one of your snipers and get ready for some sniping. This will be a double rescue mission, first we save Pikachu, and then we save Roy. He might be able to handle any trouble that comes his way, but he might still have some problems. Are we all ready?!" The five put their hands forward and shouted, "Yeah!" Mewtwo got the others in a circle and teleported them to the windows. "You got your sniper, Falco? There's a guard right there just waiting for you."
Falco smirked as he slowly and quietly opened the window and aimed the sniper at the helpless guard, "Don't worry guys, I got this one." Falco carefully aimed the sniper at the guard and shot. The shot hit the guard, killing him on the spot, "Mewtwo. Your turn." Mewtwo teleported the guard away from the castle where no one would find him. "And here comes another one." Falco shot another guard and Mewtwo again teleported him away. "Meta Knight, you go first."
"It'd be my pleasure." Meta Knight tore off his cape and gently floated down to the floor. Meta Knight looked down the hallways till he motioned the rest to follow him. Mewtwo teleported them down to Meta Knight when they saw another guard coming, this one with a map in his pocket. "I'll take care of this guys." Meta Knight ran up the wall, over to where the guard was. Meta Knight silently dropped down to the ground where he killed the guard before he could shout for help. Meta Knight took the map and ran back to the others. "I got the map. Here you go Mewtwo."
Mewtwo took the map and read it, "According to this map, the dungeon is to the left and down a set of stairs on the door at the very back on the right. Let's go." The five headed down the hall to the door that led to the dungeon. "Just watch. There's gonna be bad guys waiting for us down there. One for each of us." When the five Smashers walked down the stairs that led to the dungeon, there were five doors. "Told ya. Everyone, pick a door and go in. With some of the bad guys on the Smasher side that won't give them THAT many people to work with." The five Smashers walked through the doors, Bowser taking the way to the far left, Jake taking the one next to it, Falco taking the one in the middle, Meta Knight taking the one to next to the right, and Mewtwo taking the one on the far right.
Bowser walked into his room, which happened to be full of dirt and rock, "I hope my allergy's don't start acting up here, especially after last time." Bowser had a flashback of when Bowser Jr. dumped over 1000 pounds of sand in Bowser's room. Bowser had swollen up like a balloon and he still didn't know why his son had put all the sand in there.
"There will be no need for you to worry about your allergy here." Bowser tilted his head over to the side to see a big dark skinned man who had a rope tied around his waist. "I am Jirobo, 1st member of the Sound Four! You, turtle, shall fall to my strength."
Bowser looked at him for a second, "Hey. You work, I mean worked, for Orochimaru didn't you?"
"I did once, but now I can easily kill him. I, and the rest of the Sound Four, have already been informed about how Orochimaru has joined with the Smashers. Earth Style: Earth Dome!" Jirobo pounded his hands on the ground as a dome of dirt formed around Bowser. Bowser stood there, as it grew dark around him. "Ha! Now your chakra will be mine!" Unfortunately for Jirobo, nothing happened. "Huh?"
Bowser punched a hole through the dome, and then he walked out, "I'm not a ninja so I don't have this chakra thing you're talking about." Bowser charged at Jirobo, who happened to be preparing another attack.
"Earth Style: Wall Flip!" Jirobo pounded the ground, causing a slab of dirt to rise under Bowser, flipping him through the air.
"Crap."
Meanwhile, Jake had entered his room, which happened to look like a forest. "A forest, huh? I could be fighting someone with fire techniques, earth techniques, maybe other stuff like that."
"Or maybe even someone with spider powers." A spider web came out of nowhere, catching Jake in it, and trapping him on a tree. A man with dark skin and six arms came out of the trees and said, "I am Kidoumaru, 2nd member of the Sound Four. Spider Summoning." Hundreds of spiders came out of nowhere and started crawling toward the still stuck Jake. "My spiders will eat you."
"I always thought I'd be eaten by something cooler, like a biker gang." Jake smirked as the spiders came closer. "Psycho Bubble." A bubble appeared around Jake, separating the webs from him and keeping the spiders away from him. Of course that didn't stop them from crawling on the bubble. "Psycho Pop." The bubble popped in a small explosion, sending pieces of the spiders everywhere.
"Heh. You're pretty good for a kid. Golden Spider Spikes." Kidoumaru spit five golden spikes and a bow made of spider webs into his hands. "Taste web, punk." Kidoumaru loaded the spikes onto his bow and shot them at Jake.
"Hmph." Jake waved his hands in front of the spikes, stopping them in their tracks. Jake snapped his fingers making the spikes fly back at Kidoumaru.
"Web Tra…wha?!" Kidoumaru looked back and saw that many spiders were holding his arms back. "How can? What did you do?!"
"I've finished this fight." Jake then watched as Kidoumaru broke out of the webs and grabbed the spikes.
"I'm gonna kill you! YAH!" Kidoumaru charged at Jake, all five spikes aiming at the various parts of Jake's body.
"You messed with the wrong person."
In the middle room, Falco aimed his gun around the room, waiting for someone to pop out and attack him. "Olly-Olly Oxenfree! Come on out wherever you are! Hello! Anyone there!"
"Stop yelling! You're hurting my ears!" "Shut it!" "Sorry brother." "GAH!" Down from the ceiling came a person with gray hair and something on the back of his head.
Falco looked at the person for a bit, a little creped out. "Uh…hello?"
"What do you…Separation Jutsu." The something on the person's head popped off and soon began to grow a body. "Ukon. Isn't this one of the Smashers?" "Yes, Sakon, that is the bird one." "Ready." "Let's kill him brother. Twin Strike Taijutsu," The two brothers ran to the left and right and right toward Falco.
"Hey wait! I just wanted…never mind." Falco jumped up to avoid Sakon and Ukon, who jumped at him. "Two on one isn't fair! …At least for you it isn't!" Falco took his blasters and shot both of the brothers in the chest. Falco landed on the ground. "I didn't want to fight, but you've forced my hand. Falco Illusion!" Falco ran at the brothers leaving illusions in his wake. Falco ran through the brothers, making them stumble back.
"He's not very strong." "That's true." "Parasite Jutsu." Ukon disappeared in a puff of tiny black particles. The particles flew into Falco's beak, making him cough.
"What are you…cough…doing?" Falco felt a sudden weight appear on the back of his head. "You did not just…I don't want two heads!" Ukon's head was now on the back of Falco's
"You're a dead bird, Smasher. You'll regret the day you picked my door to go through." Ukon then laughed easily, along with his brother Sakon.
Over to Meta Knight's room, which was really dark. "It's hard to see in here." Meta Knight carefully walked around the room, checking for anything that might be a light switch.
"It's makes it easier for me to kill you mother BEEP! " A girl with red hair and a flute walked over to Meta Knight and punched him in the face. "You're dead, loser, and when you really are dead, I'll hang your lifeless corpse over my bed!"
"I swear I'm going to throw up. For a girl, you talk like some murderous man bent on killing everyone." Meta Knight stood up and unsheathed his sword.
"That's what happens when I don't take my morning, noon, and night meds everyday! I am Tayuya, 4th member of the Sound Four. DIE!" Tayuya charged at Meta Knight, trying to stab him with her flute.
"Whoa!" Meta Knight sidestepped the flute and kicked the insane girl away from him. "You're crazy, you crazy girl! Take your meds now I won't have to hurt you as much as I will if you don't!"
"Never!" Tayuya ran at him again, punching and kicking him at multiple places. Meta Knight was trying his best to block but it was really hard to stop this crazy insane girl who's bent on killing him no real reason.
Finally, in Mewtwo's room, which looked like a forest plain, Mewtwo was floating around. "I know there's a bad guy here. In a situation like this, there is always a bad guy waiting for the good guys."
"Well, your wait is over, cat. Your 'bad guy' is here to kill you…cough, cough…excuse my sickness." A sickly looking man with white hair came out from behind a tree. "I am Kimimaro, 5th member of the Sound Four. Don't ask me why…cough…there are five members in the Sound Four. I think Orochimaru couldn't count when he lead us before he left to join you."
"Great. My opponent's a sick man who worked for that weird snake guy who joined the Smashers a while back. This doesn't seem right but I'll have to fight anyway." "Are you sure you want to fight me with your…" Mewtwo jumped back as a knife made out of bone stabbed up at his face and missed him by an inch, "sickness?! What the freak!" Mewtwo sidestepped as Kimimaro stabbed at him again.
"Rule one in the book of fighting; Never underestimate your opponent, no matter what is wrong with him or her. Bone Cannon." Kimimaro lifted his hand and shot a bone spike straight at Mewtwo's heart.
"AH!" Mewtwo lowered his head and quickly shot a Shadow Ball at Kimimaro, knocking him back a bit. "This guy will be hard to beat. I just hope he won't be to hard to fight."
"Stop mumbling to yourself and fight." Kimimaro ran at Mewtwo, a sword of bone in each hand.
Master Hand: So what you're saying is that you accidentally combined some of the most crazy people in the universes, creating the ultimate team that defeated and angered Samus, the pest control, you two, Hiei, Ichigo, Inuyasha, Vegeta, and Godzilla? And now you're asking me for my help?
Ty: Pretty much.
Master Hand: I'll help. Just wait for a moment, I need to get someone from Universe C. (Master Hand made a portal that he went in. Master Hand came back later with a green furred elephant thing) Here is your help. (Ty barfed at the sight of the thing as Mewtwo asked)
Mewtwo: What…uh…is it?
Master Hand: It…is Fred Fredburger
Fred: I like nachos! Yes!
Master Hand: Fred is the only thing in any of the universes that can help you beat this ultimate team. (Master Hand watched as Ty, Mewtwo, and Fred walked out of his office and toward the dreaded bathroom base of Team Crazy.) Find out the aftermath of this battle in the next chapter.