Disclaimer: YO YO YO! MY NAME IS JOE! I SLIPPED ON A CHEERIO! In other words, I don't own Twilight.

OMG! We almost passed 150 reviews! Chapter dedicated to: LittleCoward for using her first review on MEEEEEH story. This chapter is kinda going to talk about Theo in the first paragraph, cause I didn't close up the morning. Sorry.

Also, if you find tons of mistakes in this, sorry because I just superglued feathers to my Super Glider, (DONT ASK!) and I got superglue ALL over my fingers, therefore making them all sticky and papery.

How did I find myself in such predicaments? I wondered, sitting in the car, with Jacob under it. Apparently, his car has "sprung a leak." I just sat there, twiddling my thumbs, listening to Bootylicious.

Last night at Theo's had gone pretty well, he had gotten me up at about 8:00, with a nice breakfast in bed, then he kissed me goodbye, and brought me back to the mansion.

Finally, I heard a triumphant "YES!" and grinned as Jake came up from under the car, a huge smile plastered onto his face.

"I did it." He said proudly.

"I know you did." I replied, holding his hand. His hand was at least 100 degrees. It was nice to hold. I played with his fingers before we saw a small reservation. I sat up, and let go of his hand, (much to his dismay,) and looked around excitedly.

Off to the side was a beautiful beach, and trees were everywhere else. My eyes fled to the humongous cliff, and to all the people jumping off of it. I wasn't surprised though, Jacob had told me about it before.

Jacob pulled in next to a small, wooden house. The shutters were an off-white color, and like Theo's parents' house, there were decorative pots of flowers under the windowsills.

Jacob carefully came over to the passenger side of the car, opened the door, and lifted me out. He held my hand, and I didn't oppose to his toasty hand. We walked towards the house, and a friendly looking woman opened the door. She was curvy, not at all fat. She would have been beautiful, had it not been for the huge, red scar that reached from her temple all the way down to the tips of her fingertips. The lines were curved in such a way that made her mouth look like it was frowning. She had gorgeous silky black hair that hung to her waist, save the few braided strands of hair.

Jacob though, had warned me. He was very thoughtful about these things, and he had told me everything I needed to know.

"Jacob!" said the lady, hugging Jacob tightly.

"Ah, Emily." He replied.

"And Bella I presume?" She said.

I nodded, and shook her hand, but she pulled me in for a hug. She smelled like gingersnaps, like she was baking gingerbread, which was altogether a very pleasant smell.

"Nice to meet you." I said.

She grinned, and took my hand in hers, and pulled me into the small home. The house wasn't huge, but it was nicely sized for Emily and her fiance, Sam.

"Sit sit!" She said. "It's not time for dinner yet, but I'm sure I can whip up a little something. You must be tired from the long drive here."

Jacob sat down next to me, and rolled his eyes. I merely smiled apologetically at him, and he smiled back.

About 20 seconds later, Emily appeared at the table with a five slices of fresh apple pie. Jacob had 3 slices, which he finished in only 2 minutes. I swear, his stomach was like a bottomless pit, you could put stuff in there till the cows come home!

After the pie, we said thank you to Emily and went to Jacob's house.

"Just so you know Bella, if Billy doesn't like you, it's because he was never into this whole reality television show thing." Jacob admitted.

I shrugged, and we entered the house. Crowded around the television, stood a bunch of guys, and one girl, who resembled Jacob. There was Quil, Embry, Colin, Sam, Seth, Paul, Leah, and a bunch of others. Leah was painting her nails, rolling her eyes at any loud noise or holler that the guys made.

We sat down on the couch, and waited for everyone's attention.

"Everyone, this is Bella." Jacob said.

"Hi Bella." They all said together, then went right back to playing the video game. Apparently they were playing some super awesome game, called Grand Turismo 3000. Pretty soon, they got bored with that, so they played rock band, and I even sang a couple times, but I was terrible at the drums.

Billy entered the room once, and nodded in my direction then left. Talk about the cold shoulder.

Around 7:30, we all started shuffling towards Emily and Sam's house, which was walking distance away.

Emily served tacos, which was a very messy ordeal, with sour cream and cheese flying in every direction. After the meal, we all went BACK to Jacob's house, for some more video games, and Wii Boxing.

Jacob started to get all protective when I yawned, so he told everyone to leave, because I needed my rest, as if I would turn into some kind of monster if I didn't sleep. Jacob was taking the couch, and I was taking his bed.

He felt the need to carry me to his bedroom, so he did, and he set me on his bed.

"Goodnight Bella." He said.

"Nightie Night Jakie!" I called, grinning.

As soon as he was gone, I jumped up and went to his bathroom, which was connected to his bedroom, and I brushed my teeth and went to the bathroom. Pretty soon though, curiosity got the better of me, and I wandered around his small room. I opened a little cabinet and found the usual, some deodorant, and...wait...a magazine?

I automatically thought it was a playboy magazine, but when I opened it, I found it was one of those Disney channel gossip magazines, like Is Vanessa still dating Zack? And Miley Cyrus's secret. I put it back in, giggling, and I went to sleep. I couldn't fall asleep, so I grabbed the magazine, and reading about Mitchel Musso and Emily Osment brought the sleep on real quick.

The following morning, I found myself on Emily's couch, and I looked up in time to see a strand of bacon fly right above me. I got up, and helped myself to breakfast like everyone else, until I remembered I was wearing my pajamas. I was wearing long baggy Minnie Mouse pajama pants, and a tight white camisole.

I sat down and ate, chatting breifly with Jacob, trying to ignore the stares.

Finally, it was time to go, so I said goodbye to everyone, right when we were out the door, I did hear someone say "DANG SHE'S HOT!" and then a slapping noise, then a loud "OUCH!"

I headed for the car, but Jacob grabbed my shoulders.

"I wanted to take you somewhere Bella." He said, in that husky voice of his, and he led me to the beach. We sat down at a picnic table, talking, until the inevitable moment came.

Jacob came towards me, his precision perfect, his lips were right on mine. I attempted to push his away after a while, but he didn't get it. He saw it as passion, and kissed me harder.

Realizing I needed air, he let off, and carried me back towards the car. He started the car, and drove, very fast. I watched the scenery fly by, and I felt overcome with grief, and guilt. How could I do this? I thought.

Finally, we got back to the mansion, and I said goodbye to Jacob, and headed quickly to my room, to get some real sleep, in my home.

Aw, more guilt, more pressuring Jacob.

Next chapter is...DUNDUNDUNDUDNDUN!

The one and only, meet the Cullens!

Please dont be too mad if it's disappointing, I never realized writing stories was so...pressuring!
LoveTara