The Rampage Monsters met with everyone's favorite delivery kid, Paperboy.
"Listen up. I've heard that a kid named Alistar Spokes is about to start working as a paperboy himself. Get rid of his energy." Ralph said.
"You can count on me, friend!" Paperboy replied.
Cade was playing Satan's Hollow, and by this point he had beaten Satan no less that twenty times.
"Why is it that the devil himself is so easy to kill in this game?"
Twen-Six was trying to find out what had caused Cat-Eye and Satan to grow.
"Perhaps the Rampage Monsters have devolved some kind of machine that did it. Or perhaps they really are able to grow to massive sizes like that."
As Alistar was heading down the street, Paperboy pedaled alongside him and hit him with one of his newspapers, knocking him out.
"Looks like you're yesterday's headlines!"
He took his energy and then proceeded to start vandalizing buildings by throwing newspapers through the windows and running over flowers.
Nez noticed Paperboy passing by and vandalizing houses.
"Paperboy? That's definitely a Midway Character! Now You're Playing With Power!"
As he transformed, Paperboy saw him and began pedaling faster.
"Ahhhh! Help me! I'm being chased by one of those three terrors!"
This attracted Cade and Twen-Six, who quickly transformed and jumped into the Retro Racer, giving chase to Paperboy.
They chased him all over town, deciding to knock over lampposts to block his routes, with Cade blasting them in Satan-Buster mode.
Eventually, they caused Paperboy to crash right into the Retro Racer, knocking him off his bike and causing him to fall unconscious.
The Game Hunters bellowed in victory and quickly restored Alistar back to full health.
"Thanks, mate. I feel much better now."
The monsters were getting agitated at these failures.
"He decided to vandalize the town? What kind of idiot is he?" George grumbled.
Paperboy was put back inside the Paperboy arcade machine, and Cade discovered that Paperboy mode allowed him to throw newspapers at people.
"Don't worry about those lampposts, fans- they'll probably be put back up next chapter. Things are like that in this fanfic..."
The Legend Continues...