Christmas gift for Blue Yonder. SK stole the Christmas presents, and Otto must retrieve them. Help comes from strange places.
How the Crackfic Stole Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring...
Yeah, right.
"Scrith Scrath Doom Thrower!"
Otto launched his attack at Skeleton King. Skeleton King blocked the attack with a giant, magic candy cane that he had been using instead of his usual staff.
"How dare you try to steal Christmas!" Otto said, throwing saws at the villian, who simply shrugged and reversed them back at the green monkey. "Stealing everybody's presents was beyond low!" He charged at Skeleton King, but a simple tap with the cane sent him flying backwards.
"Pathetic monkey!" Skeleton King yelled. "Once Christmas morning comes, all of Shuggazoom will be too sad to care what happens to them! The city will be mine!"
"!" A voice echoed from what seemed like nowhere. The two both looked in circles for the speaker until an orange blur landed on Skeleton King's head and caused him to fall off his floating throne. A familiar monkey began clawing at the foe he had pinned to the ground.
"GIVE." Scratch. "BACK." Scratch. "MY." Scratch. "NINTENDO WII!" Scratch. Mandarin got to his feet and pointed at the stunned king. "I SAW YOU! I SAW YOu COME IN MY HOUSE ANd TAKE IT! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY LETTERS I WROTE TO SANTA TO GET THAT THING? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE MY DREAM OF GETTING THE HIGH SCORE OF EXCITETRUCK AWAY!" He went back to clawing SK to a pulp.
Otto just stared.
"Well? Are you going to help me save Christmas or not?"
"Er..."
"What? Didn't he steal something from you?"
"Yeah but..."
"Well then, give me a hand!"
Otto blinked. After a moment, he shrugged and helped the clone get Skeleton King back to his Citadel and return the presents to their rightful owners. By the time they were finished, the sun was high in the sky, and they hung out taking turns playing the new Zelda game.
THE END.