In response to mandyn'nico, who has disabled the PM thingy- it's not finished yet ;)
"'N' then lovely Aunty Lou ran in ta save the day." Louisa smiled, pleased with herself. Tobias rolled his eyes behind her. "Roll ya eyes again 'n' I gouge 'em out with a blunt spoon." She spun round in the swivel chair she was relaxing in.
"How the hell do you know these things?" Louisa's smile morphed into a twisted, devilish smirk.
"Tobias, just don't even ask." Percy sighed, smiling. "You do not want to know how her mind works."
"It's very dangerous." Louisa agreed. "Even I don't like it."
"But you'll happily enjoy plotting somebody's murder or something?" Louisa nodded. "You're either the strangest or the best aunt to ever live."
"Go with both." Louisa and Percy said together. "She prides herself on being strange." Percy looked at his sister curiously. "Have you freaked Leo out yet?"
"I'm workin' ma way up ta that, bro."
"Anything I can help with?"
"No, ya gotta sort Lover Boy out for his, uh, first official date that has ta be monster free." Louisa smirked at Tobias. Tobias restrained himself from rolling his eyes.
Four year old Charlie ran into the room, laughing crazily. He bounded straight for his mother and jumped onto her lap.
"Hello, Mama." He smiled.
"Hello, Curls. Who ya runnin' from now?"
"I no run. I come and see Mama."
"Ain't you nice?" Charlie nodded. "Tell ya cousin ta man up 'n' go out with his new girlfriend." Charlie turned to Tobias.
"Uh… man up and go with new girlfriend." He giggled. "Tobias has girlfriend." Charlie settled down on his mother's lap. "Girls have cooties. 'Cept Mama. Mama lovely."
"I've taught ya well." Louisa smiled, ruffling Charlie's hair.