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The Guidelines for living with Giant Alien Robots!
by Tatyana Witwicky.
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Rule #419: Never tell the Bots about Japanese Vending machines.
(Although some of them are actually amazing, some of them are way over the top.)
(Like used underwear.)
(That's right...USED underwear.)
(Ratchet was moritfied.)
(Who could blame him?)
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Rule #420: When at a gathering and someone offers you a soda, never scream out, 'DEW ME!'
(Jazz's glare scared a few of the soldiers into hiding.)
(It was a joke!)
(I didn't even get my soda...)
(Damn it!)
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Rule #421: Yet another list of movies Prowl has decided should be monitored then asked for permission to watch:
1. Fantasia. (It made Jazz think he could 'see music' for about three weeks.)
2. Up. (There is no way balloons could lift a house up.)(Or so I thought.)(Little did I know, Wheeljack was feeling very 'sciectificy' that day..)(Sam andI woke up floating about 500 feet up in the air.)(In the house.)(I don't usually mind heights but...let's just say I freaked.)(Sam and I called the base in a panic.)(It took the NEST members a while to get us down.)(Aunt Jude then called screaming, 'WHERE THE HELL IS THE HOUSE?!')(Fun times.)
3. Young Frankenstein. (Skids wouldn't stop singing, 'Puttin' on the Ritz!')(And Jazz kept staring at my 'good times' and kept saying, 'Nice knockers.')(I simply threw my coke at him.)
4. Bedtime stories. (Ironhide didn't want Lennox reading to Annabelle anymore after that.)(That didn't last long.)(It also didn't end well.)
5. Where the Wild things are. (No Ratchet, the kid does not have schizophrenia.)(And there is no island with monsters on it Wheeljack.)
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Rule #422: Never quote Mythbusters.
(Best show in the universe!)
(Adam reminds me of Wheeljack for many reasons.)
(And Jamie reminds me of Ratchet.)
(When I mentioned that to Sam, we both started cracking up.)
*'Who the hell could be calling me? I can't answer that, I'm tying a pig stomach into a skeleton.'
*'We made something blow up!!' (Dad thinks I spend too much time with Wheeljack.)
*'I'm not gonna respond to that.' (Sam says that to me all the time.)
*'Ah...how hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?!' (It is so much fun saying when there is a large group of Bots nearby.)
*'Any day we create that much shrapnel is a good day.'
*'I always enjoy seeing Leo in pain.'
*'That can't be that necessary, I don't recognize it!' (Never say that when helping Ratchet or Wheeljack repair other Autobots or Barricade.)(Bad things happen.)(But Mikaela and I sure had fun.)
*'Not only do we get to short out a battery, but we get to do it in a gasoline-rich environment! I can't think of a better way to spend a Monday afternoon.' (Wheeljack is my second or third BFF, I can't remember, they are way too many.)
This was a great conversation between me and Sam, in front of everyone.
Sam: 'I just did the math. I need him to weigh 25 pounds.'
Me: 'So you're saying that he needs to be built out of depleted uranium?'
Sam: (laughing quite hysterically): Do you have some? Is it under 'D' or 'U' over here?'
(Hahaha fun times!)('Cade, Dad, and Bee were slightly concerned.)(And I think amazed that we even knew was depleted uranium was.)
*'Let's get on our knees and pray. I don't know to whom. Is there a patron saint of ballistics gel?'
*'STOP SPARKING MY ASS!' (Sam made the mistake of touching a giant staticy ball and Mikeala, Maggie, and myself couldn't help ourselves.)(Sunny gave Sam the oddest look.)(As did everyone else in the room.)
*'Time to take stock. Model house—check. Potentially explosive bug bomb—check. Various open flames and electrical sparks—check. What could possibly go wrong?' (Oh so many things.)
*'Ow! Ow, hot, burning, salsa napalm!'
*'This is the point of in the day, which we come to many times, when we start to go, "What else do we have that's flammable in the truck?" (You would be amazed at the amount.)
*'The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel?'
*'I love aluminum... aluminum, I love you.'
*'Once again, I'm going to humiliate myself in front of a very large audience.' (Poor Mikaela.)
*'Somebody ordered some exploding pants?' (Wheeljack raised his hand.)
*'Now remember that the safety word is "Run!" (That is for the shooting range.)
*'I guess I could break into a building too by beating on the ducting with a sledgehammer.' (I love my sledgehammer.)(Don't ask why I have one.)
*'High explosives and electricity. Woooo!' (My motto.)
*'If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating.' (Leo's motto.)
*'My Prediction: Pain. And lots of it.' (Miles's motto.)
*'I just had one of those "what the hell are we doing" moments.' (Sam's motto.)
(Oh the fun we had...)
(Heeheehee)
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Rule #423: Never create a new phone number just to annoy Galloway.
(Lennox and Epps joined in on that one.)
(Even Keller did.)
(Never thought I'd stop laughing.)
(He kept demanding to know who the hell 'Tom' was.)
(He never did find out.)
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Rule #424: Never even attempt to fill in 'Tai's landmark.'
(That's my landmark!)
(My landmark!)
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Rule #425: Never say the following to Prowl or Ironhide when they ask you why you did something stupid:
*'Just to piss you off, bub!'
*'I do this kind of stuff on a regular basis, you should know that by now.' (me.)
*'The voices told me it was a good idea.'
*'Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.'
*'Primus said it would be okay.'
(I got grounded for a while.)
(Prowl is such a tattletale.)
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Rule #426: Do not ask my Dad about his face fetish.
(He doesn't have one.)
(At least, I don't think he does..)
(Does he?)
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Rule #427: Three words: No Jerry Springer.
(That would most likely scar them for the rest of their vorns.)
('Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!')
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