omg I regret ever doing this. We officially have a channel 2 the news channel. So back to channel 1, ash fucks the world... Shit its on commercial, well then to the news...

Reporting in live from the fanfic towers what is new? Well we have some news on the second floor, whats up emo? Someone send the fucking security before my ass is turned into a sheshkaba- GIVE ME YOUR ASS! FUCK! -camera cuts- thank you emo how is the weather...

Well I can't talk my ass is grass.