(From Russia)
Dear France,
But why would one /not/ want to write a letter to me? It is good for all to know me well, for all shall be one with Mother Russia, da? For if everyone became one with me before properly knowing me first, then would be time for awkward introduction. To have countries get to know me beforehand through letters is better, da?
Sincerely,
The Russian Federation
B-Bonjour, Ivan…
… Q-Qu'est-ce que tu veux? If you want my wine, zut, go away. I… I will not become one with you and neither does anyone else, that is just too scary. Now, becoming one with moi on the other hand. ;D Want to visit Paris, mon cheri?
I heard winter is coming. Le Russe… Il fait froid… Oui? Paris est beau en hiver. Like I said before, you are welcome as long as you don't scare my children.
Everyone… knows about you, le russe… We don't need you to remind us in letters.
Au revoir et avec beau l'amour,
Francis Bonnefoy, French Republic
Translations:
Qu'est-ce que tu veux?: What do you want?
Le Russe: Russia
Il fait froid: It is cold
Paris est eau en hiver: Paris is beautiful in winter
I finally got the new vocab in my French class and we got the seasons and food! So you'll see a lot more French. :D
God, I love you Russia. XD
French kisses to all of you! ;3
-sxmfan :3