to Germany (I have so many question that I have to number them):
1. Like an addition to my question about Italy: so, you mean you would do
nothing if she was in your bed (with you, heh...)?
2. You're so handsome, so sexy, so cute, so manly and stuff... I mean, you
must be very popular with women. So why are you still a virgin? (Or you
aren't? ;])
3. You definitely know what does it mean: "Meine lebenswichtigen Regionen sind
dicht besiedelte", don't you? (check it - I may have some problems with German
grammar)
(well, after these question I feel like I'm a bigger pervert than you)
to Italy:
We both know that Germany is really cute (although he denies it). In which
situations does he show his cute side the most?
to Hungary:
What are your favourite Hetalia pairings? The cutest one, the sexiest one, the
funniest one and so on?
If...in my bed? Female? Uh... umm...er...in my bed?
I'm what? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
-GERMANY
When you freak him out with awkward questions. Or when he's fresh out of the shower and his hair is in his face and his in only a towel and...Germany's giving me a death glare...so I better stop.
-N. Italy
YES! You have entered the realm of genius! Alright I have everything figured out! First, as for the cutest couple, it's a tie between HRE + Chibitalia and Sweden + Finland. Both cavity inducing and guaranteed to give you a stomach ache with the sweetness. Second the sexiest in my opinion and this is COMPLETELY bias, Austria + Prussia. Funniest would have to be another tie. England + France or Italy + Germany. They're both really awkward and you never know what's going to happen! :D
-Hungary :D