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Cuddlelove writes,
Great job Chewy! You portray our favorite green-clad heros so perfectly! Could you do me a favor and use Sasuke as a youthful pinata? is too lazy to cut and paste proper n-with-tilde It would really make my day--I just love Sasuke-bashing, literally and figuratively.
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Chewy: Not a question, but so worth it to post because I love compliments! XD
Sasuke: -still on ceiling- So, you wont do it?
Chewy: -is moving Orochimaru a bit further from Sasuke- Noooo...
Sasuke: You're sure you wont?
Chewy: Im suuurrreee... -gestures to some one behind Sasuke-
Sasuke: ... -looks behind and is smacked by Chewy with a large stick- I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T!!
Chewy: WELL I LIED!! LOLOLOLOL
Lee: My turn!! -is blindfolded and smashes Sasuke a million times-
Gai: Yaaaayyy!!! -smashes Sasuke around- OMG LOOK!!! CANDY!!!
Chewy: Scrambles!!! -everyone fights for candy, Chewy gets a piece of gum-
Gai: -has some pop rocks-
Chewy: -gives Gai soda, but he saw that one movie and didn't drink it-
Lee: -he got a rock...get it? a ROCK, for ROCK Lee...heh..-
Chewy: Aww... -gives Lee a sucker-
Lee: Yosh!! -eats sucker while Chewy secretly puts gum in his hair-
Chewy & Gai: -giggling-
Lee: What? -oblivious-
Chewy & Gai: Nootthhiinnggg... -sweet faces-
Lee: O...kay..
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Cuddlelove writes (again),
I'll ask Gai Sesnei's question first, just to be different .
Gai: Do you have any non ninja- or Kakashi -related hobbies? Maybe like embroidering or collecting something?
Lee: If you could use chakra, would you master the Sexy-no-Jutsu?
Both: If you guys could be anything other than ninjas, what would you be? How often do you wash your jumpsuits? And would you mind hugging again? Pretty please?
I hope Sakura gives you a chance once she discovers how lame Sasuke is, Lee-kun! You're the sweetest guy in Konoha! Either way, I wouldn't recommend going to Gai-sensei for love advice.
-sweatdrops-
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Lee: -mumbling as he rubs peanut butter into his hair-
Gai: I said sorry!! Anyway..I guess I collect ceramic turtles..
Chewy: Ceramic...turtles...??
Gai: Turtles are youthful and stuffs...and I like their pretty shells..
Lee: -has gum out of hair, holding a mirror- I am pretty...oh so pretty...oh so pretty and witty and g-
Chewy: SHUSH!! Answer, now!!
Lee: Sexy-no-Jutsu? That thing Naruto does where he turns into a-
Chewy: ..yes.
Lee: OF COARSE!!!
Chewy: I was soo not expecting that! I thought you were the pure one!! -oh noesssss-
Lee: I am, but to youthfully surpass my opponents I must master their Jutsu's so I can fully understand their fighting styles!!
Chewy: How...? You cant mold chakra.
Lee: Oh, why dont you just poor salt in my wounds..
Chuint: ...
Gai: I would be...a FOOTBALL PLAYER!!!
Lee: I would be...A DENTIST!!!
Gai: No!! Dentists are not youthful!!!
Lee: Then I shall go to the Land of Misfit Ninjas and...oh, just screw it. Im not doing this.
Chewy: Awwww...I wanted to see Shika, the red nosed Chunin...
-Somewhere else in Konoha-
Shikamaru: ..my Shika-Is-Being-Called-A-Deer senses are tingling...
Naruto: EVERYONE IS GOING CRAZY!!!
Gai: We have many jumpsuits!! SO MANY WE HAVE NO NEED TO WASH THEM!!
Lee: NOOO NEEEDDD...
Chewy: ...shut up.
Lee: I dont need a hug. Doing too many manly hugs is bad for your youthful you-
Chewy: -kicks Lee in a place one shouldn't be kicking Lee in-
Lee: Owaaaahhh!!! -squeaky voice- Gai..Sensei!!! She..she kicked me in my youth!!!
Gai: Oh, Lee!!!! How dare she damage your youth!!!!
Chewy: -feels dirty for listening in on this...as if she wasnt already-
Lee: -recovered somehow omg- Gai Sensei!!!
Gai: LEEEEE!!!!!
Lee: GAI SENSEEEEIIII!!!!!!
Gai: -hugs with all that youthful goodness-
Chewy: Yay!!
Gai: Now...
Lee: For...
Gai: Revenge!!! -kicks Chewy with no effect- Wait, why didn't that work?
Chewy: Hah!!! And Lee-san, listen to Cuddlelove.
This is kinda proof that one should not go to Gai for girl advice..he doesnt understand them in so many ways...although, I do think he broke my hip...or my tail-bone...I cant tell.
Gai: GIRLS LIKE DEAD FROGS!!!
Lee: HAI, I SHALL GO FOURTH AND GIVE SAKURA ONE!!!
Jiraiya: OMG HOW DARE YOU!!!
Chewy: Toad Sage. TOAD Sage.
Jiraiya: Oh yeah. Then Ill be seeing you at the hot springs!! -poofs away-
Gai: ...ewww..
Chew: No!! It isn't like that, he watch- erm -I mean, RESEARCHES the females there while I RESEARCH the men for him! Jiraiya just doesnt like looking at- grreh -RESEARCHING other men...yeah.
Lee: -is being killed by Sakura in the background, nobody seems to care anymore-