I'm baaaaaaaaack! :)

Inspiration: My last theatre class :'(. We played a game where we each had to come up with skits, and this is based off the one my little brother's group did.

Disclaimer: I own no names or songs.

Copyright: I own...What songs they sing kinda, because I changed what few originally did. And I owns more Extreme Moosetracks Icecream. Can you get addicted to that stuff?...

The 10th Doctor was just innocently taking a walk through a small park somewhere in America, when he passed a group of teenagers.

"Omg, I just saw Anything Goes!" Squealed a tall girl with brown hair, and the others started excitedly bombarding her with questions.

"Broadway Nerds," scoffed the Doctor. The kids gasped.

"He does not care! Stone him!" Screamed a boy with blonde hair. The others agreed, and began chasing the poor Doctor. Then, the girl who saw Anything Goes stopped them.

"Elder, stoning is illegal."

"Oh, yeah...We should...educate him!" The blonde boy declared. The others shouted their agreement, grabbed the Doctor and pushed him onto a bench, then huddled around him.

"So, first we need to teach you about all our role models, like Andrew Lloyd Webber-" She was cut off by a shriek and a "faint" from a dirty blonde girl of about 4'10". "Stephen Schwartz, Trey Parker, and Jason Robert Brown," One by one, the smallest girl, the blonde boy, and the tallest boy,"Fainted" leaving only the tall brown haired one standing. " and, Howard Ashman!" She squealed, "Who are your role models?"

"Well, uh, I actually don't-" The Doctor stutterd, slightly scared of these creepy kids.

"Shame! He has no role models! We will assign you one! How about..."

"Irving Berlin!" Suggested the smallest girl.

"Yes! Your role model is now Irving Berlin! Now what else..."

"We need to show him our singing!" Shouted the blonde boy.

"Yes! Elder Price, you're up first!"

"YES!" The blonde boy stood "Centre Stage" In front of the Doctor, began doing step-touches and waving his arms in the air. "I believe that the Lord, God, created the universe.
I believe that He sent His only Son to die for my sins.
And I believe that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America
I am a Mormon,
And a Mormon just believes."

"Good! Now Archie!"

The tallest boy, who had brown hair and glasses, shoved Elder out of the way.

"There's the cool kids
There's the preps and there's the skate punks and the jocks
And then there's me!"

"Now...Marissa!"

The 4'10'' girl shoved Archie.

"And when Joseph graced the scene
His brothers turned a shade of green
His astounding clothing took the biscuit
Quite the smoothest person in the district!"

"Now..."

"You, Chiffon!" The smallest girl, who had dark brown hair, laughed.

"Right!

Little shop, little shoppa horrors.
Bop sh'bop, little shoppa terror.
Watch 'em drop! Little shoppa horrors.
No, oh, oh, no-oh!

Now, Gah-Linda, grand finale!"

The smallest girl shoved Chiffon.

"I'll make you Popul-"

"SHUT UP!" Screamed the Doctor.

"Did you just tell Gah-Linda to Shut Up?" Abbey growled. The Doctor rolled his eyes. "He's not impressed yet! We must show him our acting!"

Chase picked up Nick, Abbey put her arm around Chase, and Gah-Linda stood with her arms crossed like a sulky teenager. "Honey, we're having another baby child!" Abbey laughed. Marissa then walked in like a robot and said in deep voice,

"Child, I am your father."

"So, was it good?" Abbey asked the Doctor. He gave a nervous smile and thumbs up.

"Now dancing!" Chase shouted. They all formed a line and shoved the Doctor on the end. "Kick, ballchange, kick, ballchange, kick, ballchange, jazz sqaure, other side! Kick, ballchange, kick, ballchange, kick, ballchange, jazz square-Hey, where'd he go?"

"What?"

"That guy's gone." After a few seconds of looking around themselves, they lined up and sang, like a barber shop quartet, "Find the guy, find the guy, find the guy, find the guy, find the guy!" A few minutes later, they calmly walked back, with a blonde girl added to ther group.

"You haven't seen wicked before Evenlyn?" Abbey asked, shocked. The Blonde shook her head. "Well, it's about..."

Meanwhile...

After the Doctor snuck away from those weird theatre people, he hightailed it back to the TARDIS. After he ran for a few minutes, he calmed himself down and started walking. He hadn't realized how far he'd got from TARDIS. He passed a group of boys talking about some football game. He just couldn't resist...

"Football geeks." The Doctor scoffed.

"Did you just call us geeks?" One of the boys asked.

"Get him!" Cried another.

"Bye!" Yelled the Doctor, running again. Fortunately, he found the TARDIS, hopped in, and dematerialized.

"And that is why I never go to America."

Tehee :) Oh, What happens in Theatre...

Reviews anyone? I've been feeling neglected :(

~WolfyBD