A/N: Seems that I have 2 folk standing in the gap for me Denise and Monica yes, I clowned I can't help it! The ideas just pop out of nowhere and I just have fun with them. Arf Arf [Let me find out they went to beat Tank's ass and I had to stay home watching chick flicks! Aunt Denise you could of bought me along I would have bit his...well he has crabs I got fur I don't have time to be itching and scratching.] Dang Conniehey get your shine on. Let's go!
Happy Reading (:
Friday…
TJ's POV
"These are so cool! Glow in the dark hatchets! Whoever thought these up is a genius!" I heard Deja sniffling. "Are you okay Deja boo?"
She was leaned against the window covering her face. "N-No. I got embarrassed in front of all the kids from my college and here. Mom did you have you t-to…?"
Auntie slowly turned around. "You already know the answer to that question I'm going to humor you and answer, yes."
"Cheer up boo." I reached up wiping her tears. "Aunt Denise fixed JT and me turkey sandwiches, we got chips, and she made a batch of peanut butter cookies JT looked the spoon and I licked the mixer so yummy to my little tummy." I licked my lips rubbing my stomach. "It's going to be okay besides I'm a way better date than that Matt and much cuter." She laughed. "See you laughed."
"Where is Stevie?"
"There go daddy right there, why is he running?"
Uncle Stevie got in the car. "Whew! Quinn had him she was going to cut his balls but he shouted he had crabs we all took off running."
"Just nasty all of them I'm surprised Santana didn't put lighter fluid down there to burn his bush. Woosh!" She shook the tambourine. "Burning bush!"
"Are we good Deja?"
"Y-Yes."
"Okay, babe you want to stop of any place on the way back?" Aunt Tana flashed her lights Uncle Stevie blew the horn waving.
"No, I'm ready to get home and have a strong discussion."
Deja leaned back folding her arms. "JT what is a strong discussion? Have you had one?"
"Geez remember back to the playground when your mom called my mom." I nodded my head. "I got a strong discussion it began with as long as you live on God's green earth I better not hear you talking about sex on the playground you saw what happened when I slipped up I got the strong discussion level 2 with a minor level 1 part A section B paragraph C. Well my definition of a strong discussion basically it's when all your fun stuff is gone you'd be happy for a nap."
"Happy for a nap? I don't like naps. Pray mommy doesn't adapt the strong discussion method." I leaned back touching my chest. "I'm too young for that."
"To young for what TJ?"
"A strong discussion."
"No you are not." I gasped zipping my lips.
Tank's POV
"Shit I'm itching." I dug my hands in my pants. "Awww…damn that feels good! I don't know what's going on." I removed my hand. "Man I need to take a bath I got little bugs down there I need to lather up well maybe shave. I could use a trim." I pulled down the visor. "They cut me good look at my sexy self. Where did your big ass run off to?"
Shane groaned. "I told you I went on a beer run."
"Let me see if you really went on a beer run. You keep all your damn receipts in here." I opened the glove compartment. "I don't see a got damn receipt. You didn't go on a beer run you left me up in there to get my ass whipped! You saw them come in! Didn't you? Ow. That lady with the stick whacked me good. I got this big ass ugly knot on my head."
"Okay I didn't go on any beer run I saw them coming I tried to get your attention you were too busy trying to get up on that girl. I dipped I recognized the lady from the school I hauled. How did you get them off of you? I had a call so I missed that."
"I lied saying I had crabs. Weren't you itching yourself a few days back? You think I'm being followed?"
"That's hard to say just could be coincidence. You want to go to the hospital or back to the hotel?"
"Take my ass back to the hotel I'll nurse myself back to my fine self." I reclined the seat. "Get Sarah to mend my wounds."
"You really didn't get that girl number."
I punched. "Even if I did you not worthy of getting her number what kind of a guy are you that runs from getting his ass whipped. Shut the fuck up and don't say anything to me unless you're spoken too."
Mercedes POV
"We told Tank don't you ever come around here, don't wanna see your face we'll make you disappear the fire in our eyes and our words are really clear so beat it, just beat it…"
"Who is that singing?"
"That sounds like all of the fools who ran out of here before you got here. Let's see what they're up to." We walked into the kitchen, Puck was on the counter swinging a mini baby glow-in-the-dark hatchet, J3 was moon walking across the floor looking at his phone, Santana was lighting matches putting them out, Quinn was sharpening her knife like she was on Iron Chef, and PawPaw was sprawled out on the couch. "I know PawPaw did not leave the house like this. It was dark when he left please tell me he lost his pants in the brawl. Why is he here anyway? He lives right down the street."
"Monica could have kicked him out you did tell me she was yelling about her stick that he just got it up, she could have felt some kind away. You not gonna get the stick up leaving me dry and suffering. Pump it in and out until it deflates." I clutched my chest. "What? He can go off and have his fun after I get having my fun in."
"Grandpa! PawPaw! He's snoring up a storm." I smiled. "I got the perfect thing to get him up. MARY SUE COME GET HIM HE'S READY!" I shouted he sat right up.
"She better not try to jump on these chocolate balls and this long éclair with cream filling I was hard you mentioning her name made my soufflé fall. Just look at it." PawPaw moved the pillow. "I was up here now I'm down there. Why did the both of you turn your heads?"
"Ray help him off the couch and take grandpa home you can have the pillow I'll buy another one."J3 moon-walked into me. "Watch where you are moon-walking."
"Mercedes! Did we wake you and Unique up?" He turned off the music. "We're just celebrating; I'm still waiting on my text." He shook his phone in my face.
"Okay, I got you with your text." I pulled out my phone. "Darn it the schedule text didn't go through. Let me just send it now. There."
He smiled. "Great it just hit my phone. Wait! What in the hell kind of text is this?"
"What do you mean J3 I sent you a text."
"Yeah, you did you said glad to see Ayana back, who is Anyana? I'm still trying to figure out your message to the text I sent you at the beach bash."
"J3 let this text message go I don't remember what it said I deleted be happy you got that. Also don't you ever and I mean this ever send me a text come to my room and ask me to answer, better don't call me and tell me to answer your text because if you do it the next time I'm going to take your phone and shove it down your throat! You got me."
"Y-Y-Yeah, I got you I won't do that no more. I'm going to bed night."
"Good Night. I love you. I mean it!" I threw one of Conniehey balls at Puck. "Puck can you please share with me the details that it right for you to dance on my island. Get down from there!"
"We are just celebrating our second family beat down stomp Tank right foot smack up hit to the left two kicks to kicks that." He jumped off the counter. "Was so freaking awesome! I paid off the cop he went to get him so soul food as we were leaving he was slumped over sleep with a chicken leg in his hand! It was everything. Hi Unique. When did you get here?"
"Around 9 o'clock tonight. Mercedes I'm going back to bed. I'll catch you in a few hours."
"Okay."
"What happened to her?"
"I'll tell you all in a minute after I get those two to act normal. Quinn please stop sharpening your knives, Tana give me the matches both of you sit down." I grabbed Tana matches dousing them water. "There, sit Quinn your knives right there. Do any of you want anything to drink?"
"No."
"Good because I'm thirsty myself how did it all go down."
"We got their first, PawPaw showed up, Mary and Simon, Stevie showed up last we took pictures of TJ, Simon, and JT in their ninja gear, epic we rolled up the dorm together, Mama Mary was pimping with that stick, Denise knocked on the door we get up in there she spotted Tank she popped him a few times, TJ, JT, and Simon all get their hits in she goes off to Dejanae we handle Tank he rolls out we run after him, he thought he got away…"
"Yeah, yeah we circled him Quinn was about to cut his balls Mary Mary had got his pants off but he said he had crabs! We took off running once we were on the road I kicked myself for not dropping a match on him. I had the perfect chance! I'm slipping in my ways!"
"My torture wish almost came true! Man! Artie still stands alone. What's Unique doing here?"
"Tank thought she was me he would but Tank not too bright so I can see that idiot making a mistake tried to take her hostage pushed her out the car. She's fine. Do any of you know if everything is okay with Deja?"
Stevie's POV
We arrived home. "TJ and JT go get out of your ninja gear and turn off your glow-in-the-dark hatchets! We can play with them tomorrow night! Dejanae sit down tell me what Tank did to you? I know he did something!"
"He…."
Denise snapped her fingers. "No, Stevie this is how we're going to do this, Dejanae start from the top."
"First I went to Anna's dorm room to change clothes and then we went to the party. We were having a
great time I was talking and dancing with Matt when Tank popped out and started harassing me then you guys came. That was that."
"Harassing you about what? Did he touch you?"
"About not wanting to give him my number he was touching my face, and my butt."
Denise opened the closet pulling out a shovel. "That's it I'm gone! Stevie get my bail money ready." Denise was in arm reach of the door. "Stevie, why did you stop me? I need to lay all parts of my body that can cause him harm on him. I guarantee he ain't never felt the fire like the one imma start!" She called someone. "Hello Tana bring your m…"
I snatched the phone. "Santana no everything is okay don't light any matches I'll see you tomorrow. I know baby calm down breath. Inhale, exhale I'll get the jets working then I can get to working."
"I don't… the jets can soothe me the only then that can and will soothe me is slicing Tank! Where is my hatchet?! Let me calm myself down. Did you drink at the party?"
"No I didn't drink at the party other kids were drinking someone did set a drink before me I don't know
who it was I didn't bother to taste it someone or Tank could have slipped something in my drink. I'm sorry mom."
"Why did you lie to me about having a boyfriend? Where did you meet him? Are you a virgin?"
"I met Matt at school where we had to do a romantic screen for a summer play I've only known him for a couple months the reason I lied is because I knew how my mom would react. There are kids in my class doing drugs and stealing cars. All I want to do is go on dates. Yes, mommy I am feet on the floor at all times. You should be proud of me."
I sat down Denise had this under control. "To make sure we're scheduling a doctor's appointment." Deja jaw dropped. "Now listen to me Dejanae Lisette do you see any of those other kids here. The answer to that is no, I don't care about what they do I care about what you do you were out there in this outfit not approved by me anything could of happened to you, you are punished no phone, parties, no friends after your last class hit the highway. You understand?"
"Yes, mommy. Do I get the phone for my commutes?"
"Is the strong discussion over? JT and me are all set up in the kitchen waiting for our date I already took the liberty of taking out your sandwiches with your name on it." TJ nudged Deja.
"Yeah, we're done take off those clothes. Not bad for your first S.D., you'll get better as time goes on. Now I'm going to go return these things to the store."
"Denise, baby it's late the mall is closed. I know where you want to go, find Tank. We already did a number on him let him semi-heal up so can repeat the process."
"Your form of healing and my form of healing for him is totally different. If he stops bleeding from a little cut he's healed in my eyes and I beat him down. He touched my baby that's my child. She's a beautiful young lady but ooo he's lucky I didn't see him with hands on her had I he'd be gone so gone… I've been sitting here can't get Tank off my mind I've tried my best to contain myself and be strong I'm driving myself insane wishing I could cut his face but the truth remains Tank will be gone, gone."
"Check out my baby with vocals." I licked my lips. "Now how about those jets?"
Saturday…
AJE's POV
*yawns* Whew! Last night was a late night mommy, aunt Unique, and me didn't go to sleep until around midnight, I was back up around 1:30 for their party I had my own little one down here mommy supplied me some drink, I finished off the popcorn I need to start on brunch *opens refrigerator* Who ate my last Eggo? That's right it was me I'm the only one living down here I have to wait until I reach the outside world to cause havoc over my food! Mommy was starvin' like Marvin but was too tired to make her way to the kitchen to fix anything thankful for that Eggo it hit the spot. What should I have today? Let me see what mommy is going to have first in the meantime Glam-ma said I'm too much for her and I'm only in the womb just you wait until I enter the real world oh no she's back on her knees what Jenny do this time?
Conniehey POV
Arf [I know I probably should have not peed on Denise car but the grass was too pretty for me to leave a wet spot the tire look more appealing, she felt some kind a way after that just spray some water on it back to being where it was before I left my mark on it. I just miss TJ. If she visits I'm going to apologize the best way I know how.]
Mercedes POV
"Conniehey TJ will be home tomorrow." I patted his head. "He has been sitting in that spot since yesterday once we dropped him off, mom the PI is here." I opened the door. "Nice to see you again everyone is in the dining room."
"Everyone? You've invited other people."
"Sam is out of town first away game of the season he would be joining us via FaceTime but he's in a meeting so taking his place is our friend Puck, my brother JJ, Sam's brother Stevie. You remember his mother."
"That I do, your mother isn't joining us."
I shrugged my shoulders. "Not this time she's at choir rehearsal I'll fill her in later. Let's have a seat everyone."
"Cut to the chase Mr. PI what has Tank been up to?"
"Nice to meet you all I've been following Tank this week he was released from jail on Monday on the bond of 5k, these two people went to pick him up I have them as Shane Tinsley and Sarah Parks. He's known Shane Tinsley since high school they played on the same team, defense and this Sarah Parks she's just typical gold digger who wants it all, he was booked on the these following charges, they also set up a gofundme account for Tank release they only raised $500, he's staying at Sarah's house the house that you lived in previously is up for rent, I rented the place that will be my living quarters, I want to be in his surroundings."
"So you've seen Tank up close and personal?"
"People are donating money to him. Folks really believe his ass."
"No, I have a partner he's my eyes and ears there, once we released they came here to San Diego, ate at Chipotle, rented a room at the Holiday Inn for $185 a night they've been driving around neighborhoods taking photos trying to blend in but you can tell that they don't fit. "
"What about the dorm party? How they find out?"
"They were at the mall after he pushed down a Unique Adams I have the police report right here after fleeing the scene he and Shane met some college students, he got a flyer was invited to the dorm party, shopped for some clothes then he and Mr. Tinsley left for the party, PawPaw, Stevie, Puck, Quinn, Santana, Mary E. Mary, Denise, TJ, JT, and Simon were all in attendance for the generational family beat down. Mr. Evans that remix was hot pick a bat smack him upside the head two smacks, two smacks, playing the tambourine, kick him real smooth, One kick…" They started dancing.
Denise popped up playing a tambourine solo I clapped my hands. "Hey! Hey! Please stop dancing! This is very important information we are getting here. Do you know if he went to the hospital for treatment?"
"Sorry, Mrs. Evans let me act profession just that…okay we'll bust out the Evans Family Beat Down after we get through. No he didn't go to the hospital for any kind of treatment back to the hotel he went. Pretty basic week for him, he's not getting mail under his name, he has an alias, you do know of that?"
"Yes, just what name he has numerous IDs he was calling himself Oscar Harrison."
"Oscar Harrison, David Parker, Jorge Marley, Allen Riley…Tank has almost 30 fake IDs from different states. Also he sent off to get TJ's birth certificate…"
A/N: I'll leave it right here Why does Tank need TJ's birth certificate if he's trying to forge one? Hmm… until tomorrow iamJLS