Chapter 21: Cindy's Folly
Once again, it seemed like most campers, excluding at least two couldn't get to sleep with all the snoring by Eva. Jorgen's promise on putting her snoring to a stop fell short. This certainly got the attention of a certain Cindy Vortex who just about had it as she was eyeing on an alliance with some of her fellow campers that were fed up.
"Say, you can't stand this snoring, Jorgen promised to silence her for good" said Cindy to Mandy.
"So what can I do about it?" asked Mandy.
"Form an alliance with me" replied Cindy.
"With you?" continued Mandy, "I already got an unwanted alliance with Billy, heck, the more the merrier, just let me split the profit and you got a deal."
"Fine, but first we're going have to find a way to silence that beast" said Cindy.
As both Mandy and Cindy were trying to figure out a way to silence Eva's loud snoring, it was finally time for a certain Chris Maclean to do his usual commentary.
Chris Maclean's Commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama Mayhem, it was one of the sickest, and nastiest challenge we had out campers come up to bat for. You see, old Chef Hatchet was prepared to go into the pie baking business, unfortunately, his pies were just as bad as Grandma Stuffin's cooking, even ten times worse than that.
So while he was about to get into a fight during breakfast hour at the mess hall with a certain Zoey Aves, things started to escalate even further when he overheard Cindy Vortex bad mouth our Chef. As he sarcastically attempted to show off his skills to her, preventing another fight from occurring, old Billy had to make a usual stupid comment. That left me to come up with a neat idea on how Chef can blow off some of that steam of his.
The challenge was a pie dodging contest! Each camper would do their best to dodge one of Chef's gross pies, but Chef had help from Jorgen who somehow managed to find a hi-tech weapon to fire the pies from. This left the first victim in quite a disgusting mess, a certain Jimmy Neutron who couldn't take it. The other campers mostly managed to do their best, with a few exceptions, and poor Mindy got her hair messy, I bet she had to take a few showers. But once again, Zim surprised everyone, as he instead of dodging the pies, he literally ate one, which grossed out poor Jimmy.
Eventually, Zim won another immunity, thanks to Chef lobbying in his favor. The poor camper who was sent home was Jimmy, who also received some nice tums and other medication for his stomach, as if we could all use some to stomach Chef's cooking. So who'll be grossed out next? Find out on Camp Drama Mayhem.
End of Commentary.
When morning finally broke, the remaining campers still couldn't get to sleep because of Jorgen's broken promise to silence Eva's snoring. Speaking of Jorgen, he along with Chef and Chris were waiting a few miles ahead watching the campers.
"Why didn't you go with your plan in silencing Eva?" asked Chris.
"Heck, I wanted to see how would Eva would react if she were woken up by one of them" replied Jorgen.
"That's cruel, but I could go for some Total Drama during the morning hours" laughed Chris.
Back at the camp site, both Mandy and Cindy had managed to get poor Billy to do the deed in waking up Eva.
"You sure sending him to wake her up is a good idea?" asked Cindy to Mandy.
"Hey, it's better than the other time beaver boy attempted to do it" replied Mandy.
"Could I give him this for defense?" asked Geoff as he held a stick.
"I'll take that my good man" said Billy as he took the stick.
"You do know you sent your friend to his doom?" asked Geoff to both Mandy and Cindy.
"It's for the best" replied Mandy.
As Billy walked over to where Eva was sleeping in her tent, Billy unzipped the entrance to the tent and began poking poor Eva with the stick. This prompted Chris, along with Jorgen and Chef to drive their jeep slowly to the site to get a closer look.
"No way, he's actually doing it" laughed Chris.
Billy continued to poke Eva as she was still sleeping, and snoring quite loudly. Suddenly, a loud scream could be heard, which sent the birds that were asleep in their trees flying off as if a large predator was nearby.
"Who woke me up?!" roared Eva as she was quite red in the face.
"That's a new tan for ya?" said Courtney who was trying to change the subject.
"Oh, it was me, I woke ya up!" laughed Billy.
"Why you little stupid!" cried Eva as she was quite fuming about to grab Billy by the neck.
"This could bring some angry phone calls, and a lawsuit, Jorgen take care of this will ya?" asked Chris.
"Will do!" laughed Jorgen.
Before Eva could pounce on Billy, Jorgen leaped right toward her, and began to wrestle her to the ground before she could do any damage to Billy.
"I'll get you big nosed idiot voted off tonight!" roared Eva as she was trying to struggle free from Jorgen's grasp.
"Alright, break it up" said Chris, "Chef if you be the honors in waking up the other three?"
"Will do" laughed Chef as he brought a large hose.
"What are you going to do with that?" asked Chris.
"You'll find out" laughed Chef.
Chef opened up the tent that was housing Mindy, and fired right on her getting her all wet and waking her up. Poor Justin also received the same treatment. As for Zim who was in the sound proof tent, all Chef did was politely knock on the tent's entrance which Zim opened it up for him.
"Another fine day my good gentleman" said Zim to Chef.
"Why can't you all be more like him?!" roared Chef.
"That Zim, he's just as worse as Mr. And Ms. Pretty over there" said Cindy to Mandy.
"Forming an alliance against two titan enemies here?" asked Mandy, "I could take on Mindy, but I don't know about Zim."
"I'll take on the kid with the skin condition, you just worry about Mindy" replied Cindy.
"Gee, thanks" said Mandy.
"Alright" said Chris as he brought out his megaphone again, "head to the mess hall for breakfast, then challenge after that!"
As all the campers arrived at the mess hall, the rest of the campers still hated Chef's food, except for Zim who was eating it as if it were normal food to him.
"Just look at him, he's such a big weirdo, no one, maybe Carl back home could probably eat that" said Cindy.
"I could try to eat some of it" said Billy as he grabbed some piece of Chef's food and attempted to chew it, "see, it's chewy."
"That's just gross" sighed Zoe.
"No it's not, this is!" laughed Billy as he stuck his tongue out showing Chef's food all mashed up.
"That's it!" roared Zoe as she came right at Billy.
"I've never seen anyone pummel Billy's nose like that" said Mandy.
"Are you not going to stop this?" asked Courtney.
"Are you?" continued Mandy, "You're suppose to be one of our counselors here, so do your job."
"Well, I'm going to have to ask you to step in, or maybe your other friend here" said Courtney.
"Fine, at least I know karate and how to use it to stop a fight" said Cindy.
Billy apparently didn't mind Zoe beating up on poor Billy, yet Cindy leaped right in and pulled Zoe's arm a bit preventing her from hitting Billy.
"Don't worry, I'm okay" said Billy as he was all beaten up.
Both Chef and Zim apparently thought it was quite amusing watching Billy getting beaten up.
"Ah, this brings back memories to when the recruits were acting up" sighed Chef.
"And my fellow Irkens, eh, humans also doing the same" said Zim who quickly corrected himself.
"Sessh" said Chris as he walked into the scene and noticed Billy was beaten up, "looks like I was too late to intervene here, let's hope we don't get an angry phone call from your mom. Now for today's challenge if all you campers could have my attention."
"So what's the challenge today?" asked Cindy.
"You are all going to have a challenge built upon trust" said Chris, "I've noticed there have been a few of you forming alliances here, so we'll put it to the test."
"So just what are going to be up against my good man?" asked Zim.
"Don't suck up with me that much, that might work on Chef, but not me" said Chef, "well, if you follow me outside, I'll show you."
As all the campers left the mess hall, Zim was quite impressed with how Zoe handled things against Billy.
"What do you want freak?" asked Zoe as Zim was walking alongside her.
"My good lady, I was wondering if we could form an alliance together" said Zim.
"With you?" laughed Zoe, "Don't make me laugh."
"But I can get rid of the other campers for you, at least my friend, eh, Gir can" said Zim.
"Hmm, I'm listening" continued Zoe.
As the campers got to what seemed like a race track, they noticed several buckets of water attached to poles.
"Campers, the challenge today is simple, you and those within your alliance will have to carry these heavy buckets of water over this here course Chef and Jorgen have designed" said Chris, "the campers who have the most water in the buckets left at the end of the course wins immunity. Good luck."
"You mean all of us?" asked Cindy.
"Yep, I mean that" replied Chris.
"Sorry, looks like I'm boarding a new boat" laughed Zoe to Manny.
"That's okay, I could help ya out" said Abigail to Manny.
"Can I have Justin as a partner?" asked Mindy.
"Eh, let me think about that for this challenge, no!" replied Chris.
As the campers got into their positions, everyone except for a certain Chef was prepared since he was forbidden to obviously participate in any challenge. About three teams, Mandy, Billy, Cindy and Timmy formed one, Manny, Mindy, Abigail formed a second and Zoe and Zim formed a third.
"Hey, how come they got four and we only have two here for each?" asked Zoe, "That doesn't seem fair."
"Do I look like I care to see how many you have in your alliance, no" replied Chris as he had his megaphone out, "campers, get ready, go!"
As the rest of the campers started ahead, Zim was quite worried that the water on his side might spill, which was obviously toxic to an Irken like him. He and Zoe headed down one corner of the course where there were no cameras which they both stopped to rest.
"Why are we resting?" asked Zoe to Zim.
"We're going to call my friend, eh, Gir to help us" replied Zim.
"If this plan of yours fails, I'm voting you off" said Zoe.
"Relax" said Zim to which Gir came out of the bushes.
"You called?" asked Gir.
"Gir, I need you to sabotage the other campers, but do it unseen by the cameras that are up" replied Zim.
"Yeah, a mission!" laughed Gir as he went to work.
"That would bid us some time, come on let's get going" said Zim.
As the two continued on their way, Gir's first target were Manny, Mindy and Abigail who were having a tough time carrying all that water in those heavy buckets.
"Man, if it weren't for the water, we'd be easily ahead" said Manny.
"Yeah, but we'd loose for sure" added Abigail.
"The only reason I'm here is because they won't allow Justin to help me with you two losers" said Mindy in a rude manner.
As Manny, Mindy and Abigail passed one corner, Gir simply placed his small mongoose dog foot out, which poor Manny tripped. Some of the water fell right out of Manny's side of the bucket, causing Abigail to typically stop. Having Abigail trying to pick up for Manny gave Zim and Zoe the right time to catch up.
"Look what you did you loser" said Mindy to Manny.
"Hey, it's not his fault" replied Abigail.
"Having trouble?" laughed Zim as he smirked at both of them.
Up next for Gir, it was the quadrate alliance of Mandy, Billy, Timmy and Cindy who were doing their best to stay ahead.
"Why is it that us three have to do all the work?" asked Mandy.
"Hey look, I'm exercising!" laughed Billy.
"If he wants to go home, I say we send him home if we loose" said Cindy.
Billy was obviously doing pull ups on the pole that was suppose to be carrying the buckets of water at the two ends. It was putting quite a strain on poor Timmy's shoulders.
"I can't take this anymore!" cried Timmy.
"I need to do more exercises!" laughed Billy.
"Billy, you'll stop doing pull ups or I'll pound you even worse than what Zoe did back at the mess hall!" roared Mandy.
"Sessh" said Billy as he put his feet on the ground and began to do his own work.
But up ahead, Gir had managed to scout ahead and noticed they were just about to come up to the finish line. He then figured out the right sort of way to stop the four from crossing it. Gir installed a clever trip wire which he was undetected from setting up the trap. As the four came toward the trip wire itself, the wire broke to which poor Cindy was the first one to fall face first in the mud and the bucket of water came splashing down.
"Oh boy, time to spill the bucket!" laughed Billy.
"No you idiot!" cried Mandy.
Billy instead took the second bucket and poured it on him.
"Yeah, we win!" laughed Billy.
"Eh, I don't think so" laughed Zoe as she along with Zim crossed the finish line.
"Looks like we have two who'll get immunity from being voted off" laughed Chris, "never have done this, but heck, it'd be fun to watch this pair break apart if they reach the final two. The rest of you, I'll see you at the camp fire ceremony."
"Can we vote off someone else too besides who we're thinking of?" added Mandy.
"Oh indeed you can" laughed Chris.
It was finally for the camp fire ceremony, as in a typical tradition, Chris had a plate of S'mores ready to give out to the campers who'd remain. As the rest of the campers received S'mores, the only two campers who didn't receive S'mores were Cindy and Billy. Billy was stupidly excited that he really wanted to go on another bus ride.
"Oh boy Cindy, I just know it's going to be me, I hope it's me, because I deserve that bus ride" laughed Billy.
"Last S'more for the night, can I have a drum roll please" said Chris as there were only one S'more left, "Billy."
"Aw, I wanted to go on the bus ride!" cried Billy as he took his S'more to which he ate it, "It's just not the same!"
"That kid is just too weird" said Chris as Cindy was being escorted to the Bus of Shame by Jorgen and Chef, "and now if you'd please turn your attention to the wheel of Total Drama Island cast members, since Courtney couldn't prove herself as a counselor, let's see who'd replace her."
It was finally Mindy's turn to go up and spin the wheel. As the cast member wheel started to spin, the spinner then began to slow down and stopped right on what looked like to be Beth's picture.
"Looks like Beth's the new counselor, I'm surprised about her showing in the second season for Total Drama" laughed Chris, "she'd be a good asset to you."