As Kurome pressed play, everyone gets ready as the next PSA quickly starts playing.
PSA 2: Tattoo Point/Counterpoint
"A tattoo? Why would they be explaining about tattoos?" Sheele asked.
"I don't know, but they seem to think of it as something important." Dr. Stylish replied.
Church and Grif are standing in front of the Warthog, which is in front of the red base
Church: Hi, how ya doin'. My name is Private L.L. Church, and I'm one of the actors on the popular web series "Red Vs. Blue."
Grif: And I'm Private Dexter Grif, from the same show.
"Huh, in the actual show they're enemies but in here, they're friends." Tatsumi said.
"In these episodes they consider themselves co-workers." Akame corrected.
"Yeah, but what are the first two L's on Church's name?" Leone asked, but no one had an answer.
Church: But you know what? We are not here today to talk to you as world famous actors, who also happen to be, you know, very good looking.
"I doubt that they're good looking." Chelsea retorted.
"I bet they're hideous without their helmets, mostly Grif." Kurome commented.
"Sarge would be too, since he's old." Seryu added.
Grif: That's right! We're here today, to tell you how to run your life.
Church: You know, a lot of you out there are probably considering getting a tattoo. Or, as the young people like to call it, a "tat."
Grif: Or, adding a tattoo to your already impressive collection.
Church: So today we present to you, a very special "Point/Counterpoint" edition of Red Vs. Blue.
Grif: Should you get, a tattoo.
Cut to just Church, and at the bottom of the screen is "Pvt. L.L. Church - Counterpoint"
Church: I think it's quite clear, that you should not get a tattoo. And I can sum up my points in this very elegant, but simple, bulleted list.
On screen appears "Church's Bulleted List"
Church: Number one: tattoos, are permanent.
On screen appears "Tattoos are permanent"
"They would be permanent if you'd let it." Wave stated.
"I wouldn't let my daughter get one if she gets older." Bols said firmly.
Church: Number two: you are a God damn idiot.
On screen appears "You are a god damn idiot."
"That was unexpected and rude." Run frowned.
"Yeah, I thought they were going to talk about tattoos." Seryu commented.
"Church took this chance to say 'I hate you all' in his own way." Esdeath answered.
Church: And I'd like to prove this mathematically if I may. Take your current age. Now subtract ten years from it. Were you smart back then? Of course you weren't. You were a God damn idiot.
"That really isn't a math problem, that's just a stupid way of measuring how much stupid you are." Najenda noted.
"And Church's stupidity is very low, but not as low as Caboose's." Tatsumi added.
On screen appears "Red sucks. Blue rules."
Some of them started laughing at this while a few sighed at Church's immaturity.
Church: Fact of the matter is, you're just as big an idiot today, it's just gonna take you ten more years to realize. Now think if you'd drawn a picture on your body ten years ago. Would you be happy with it today? Chances are, you wouldn't be.
Cut to just Grif, and at the bottom of the screen is "Pvt. Dexter Grif - Counter-Counterpoint"
Grif: Unless it was cool, which brings me to my main point. Tattoos, are cool, as long as you avoid the following rookie mistakes...
On screen appears "Designs To Avoid"
"Are tattoo designs really bad?" Sheele asked.
"Depending on what type of tattoo the person has to make some people offended." Bulat answered.
"Yeah, so what designs do these guys find offensive." Lubbock wondered.
Grif: ...you'll be just fine. The barb wire ring.
On screen appears a picture of the barb wire ring
"That's a... unique tattoo." Run spoke.
"If it was a real barb wire ring then it would be an excellent tool for torture." Esdeath grinned.
Grif: Nothing says 1998 quite like a barb wire ring around your bicep. You'll look like a defensive lineman, and if you get the tattoo, you're probably about as smart as one. The band logo.
On screen appears the logos of Scorpions, Milli Vanilli, and Metallica
Grif: Any band logo. Think about it. The only pop star to remain cool for more than ten years was Madonna, and you're not fooling anybody by getting a tattoo of her.
"Never heard of those bands before." Chelsea admitted, but still interested.
"They might be music groups from another world." Susanoo added.
"Metallica sounds like an awesome name for a music group." Seryu admitted.
Church: Right.
Grif: Lastly, and most importantly, are the tribal designs, and the Asian character.
On screen appears some tribal design, and some Asian character... you expected a bird, maybe?
"Wow, these tattoos are very complex on how much time and space is needed." Wave commented.
"And a lot of focus to make sure not a single mistake is made in them." Dr. Stylish replied.
Grif: No one gets it! Let's be honest, you don't either. Someone had to explain it to you, and you have no idea if they were even telling you the truth. So, avoid these simple pitfalls, and a tattoo can be a wonderful, and rewarding experience... except for the pain.
"Getting a tattoo is painful when you're brave enough." Mine admitted.
"Plus they're itchy and very uncomfortable." Esdeath added, although she has a mark instead.
Church: It's at this time that I would like to point out that our friend Private Grif here has a tattoo on his neck - his neck, in plain sight where anyone can see it, from the movie Blade starring Wesley Snipes, right? It's Blade, not Blade II?
Grif: Actually it's... from the comic book.
"This Blade comic sounds interesting." Sheele said.
"But there's a movie too, so that has to be awesome to see." Kurome stated.
"Yeah and someone named Blade has to be a badass too." Leone grinned.
Church: Yeah, that's great. I'm sure your boyfriend loves it.
Grif: In closing, be sure to choose wisely when getting a tattoo. Don't repeat my mistakes.
"I'm sure none of us will get a tattoo anytime soon." Lubbock commented.
"Yeah, that'll be way too risky and I'm fine of not having one." Tatsumi agreed.
Church: Right, listen. If I can't stop you from getting a tattoo, at least let me offer a good suggestion for a design. How about this: why not get a tattoo of your favorite character, from your favorite online cartoon?
On screen appears a picture of StrongBad
"That's a very strange looking character." Najenda said with a raised brow.
"Indeed, it's an odd design for a character." Susanoo commented.
Church: I meant your other favorite online cartoon.
On screen the picture of StrongBad is replaced by Tyco and Gabe
Church: Okay, you know what? Screw you. ...I mean seriously, what do I care. Get a tattoo of an M16 in the middle of your forehead. That would give Sarge a boner.
(End dialogue)
"Well that episode was rather interesting." Chelsea called out.
"Yeah, all in favor of not getting a tattoo on this one?" Wave suggested.
"Aye!" everyone all rose their hands of not getting a tattoo.
Afterwards, Kurome quickly started the next PSA to make sure it's not as educational then this one.