"Eh why am I doing this isn't this entire mansion full of servants" complained Naruto as he attempted to put together a cot.
"Yes but they're busy decorating the rest of the room, and besides you should be happy you can make your child's cot" Serafall lectured to him having grown in the past month her stomach now quite a bit bigger as well as in more sensible clothes acts someone commented 'pregnant magic girl is a very niche audience'.
"Now what on earth will my little baby think when they don't have a cot to sleep in, they're Gona be mad a daddy aren't you" Serafall addressing her stomach towards the end.
'Come on man keep it together only 2 more months at the least' Naruto told himself knowing that devil pregnancies can be much shorter than humans especially in high class ones due to the low birth rate.
"Oh Cher it's so lovely" the two heard the maids nearby discussing and saw two maids crowding around one who held out their hand which had a ring on it.
"Yes he prepped last week isn't it beautiful" the Maid known as Cher said giving a big smile to her friends, Serafall looked at the scene for a moment then looked away slightly saddened.
"What's wrong?" he asked her.
"Naruto-kun do you think we'll be able to make this work" she asked him.
"What do you mean" he asked.
"Well, it's just, these arrange marriages don't always work out, don't get me wrong I really do love you and I'm happy I met you, it's just will it still be this way in 100 years' time" she asked him.
"You say 100 years like its nothing" he commented irrelevantly.
"But hey I'm not omnipotent I'd like it to work and I love you so I don't see why it can't" he told her getting up and giving her a kiss on the cheek.
"The cots done" he told her and looking over Serafall noticed the cot but instead of looking like it should it was a mess of wood stacked awkwardly together which soon caught on fire.
"No way me you get back there my baby isn't sleeping in a death trap made by and idiot" she shouted.
"Oh come on" he shouted in a desperate tone much to the amusement of the servants watching.
"Zeref" Naruto said smacking his hands on the table in his bar as Zeref was doing something to an orb that floated in front of him, as Zeref turned away from the orb it caught a light and screams could be heard from it but the two didn't seem to bothered by it.
"Yes captain" replied Zeref.
"Do you do happen to know the location of the infinity diamond" he asked him.
"The infinity diamond, the hells that" asked a slightly hungover Dante.
"Let me explain lions sin a long time ago a man of the slums met eyes with a princess instantly becoming smitten with her, however he knew that a man such as himself stood no chance of courting such a woman and went to the most dangerous and powerful being at the time, Ophis's the infinite dragon God" Zeref explained.
"Bet that went well" Dante commented sarcastically.
"You would be surprised, he went up to the dragon and demanded that it make him the greatest gem in the world so that he may have a chance of courting the princess, and the dragon God agreed" said Zeref.
"Come on, just like that?" asked Dante.
"No Ophis did not care much about anything and out of sheer Boredom she accepted the man's request, however she also but a curse on the gem, should this man's love towards the woman falter then her powers will enter him and cause him to go insane" Zeref said.
"I bet you can guess what will happen next" Naruto said getting a slight chuckle from Dante.
"Yeah" he replied.
"Koi you never know it could be a happy story" Zeref said in a childish manner.
"But no" he then said causing the two to sweat drop.
"Indeed the man soon returned but soon found that the princess had fallen for a foreign prince, distraught by the news the man realised he could never have the princess which activated the curse causing the man to drown in the power of the infinite and not only kill the princess and her lover but also destroy the whole town, the out of grief and regret he killed himself and so the gem vanished" finished Zeref.
"Yep an I'm gona go find it, so any leads" Naruto asked him.
"I have no idea where the gem might be, of you wish to find it, it would be best to ask the one who created it the Ouroboros dragon" Zeref replied.
"If I remember right she was the goth Loli chick hanging out with little Val guess I'll go over to his club house" Naruto said.
"Lord Death we're going out" he called "I would not recommend a frontal assault captain" Zeref told him.
"Hm why?" he asked.
"Do remember Ophis is the leader of a terrorist organisation and with your current power level you have no chance at defeating them and the rest of us are busy with me experimenting, Goku training, Ichigo working and Dante drinking" Zeref said.
"You are correct" said Naruto.
"Ok time for a stealth op" he said sounding excited.
"Eh captain this is annoying" complained Dante's as he fiddled with the large armour thatcher had been forced the wear as disguise.
"Calm down and remember I am Hiro wielder of the great spear Tonborkiri and you are Shiro ex guard of your old man Sparda" Naruto told him as he himself had changed his appearance and now wore much more formal clothing of a Japanese kimono while wearing a long blonde wig.
"Isn't that things like a legendary artefact" asked Dante.
"Yeah I found it years ago and I use it to clean the gutters" he told him.
"Great use" Dante commented.
"Why do you even want this thing so bad anyway" he asked.
"Well I noticed I didn't give Serafall a ring and I can't afford a diamond worthy of a devil King so I'll find one which is" he told him.
"Hm" Dante replied suspiciously.
"What" Naruto asked stopping to talk to him.
"Well it's just doesn't that gem have a curse that will kill you if you stop loving her" Dante asked him.
"Yeah" he replied as the stared at each other for a moment Dante looking at him suspiciously while Naruto looked rather blank.
"Whatever" Dante said as they continued to walk to the terrorist base.
"Where did you find this place anyway" Dante asked.
"Well this place really isn't that hard if you know the right people" he told him.
"Alright I think this is the place" Naruto said looking at the large building in front of him.
"Well only one way to find out" Dante said as he opened the door and saw two people fighting one was a young man with a spear and someone in whit armour.
"Cao Cao, I've heard you've been planning on interrupting my plans for Issei Hyoudou" the white armoured one said.
"Come now Vali I've just taken a little interest in him that's all" replied Cao Cao.
"Oh our little Val, does he look cute" Naruto said looking up at Vali.
"Yeah whatever" replied Dante not caring.
"Come on now look over here and give us a smile" Naruto said as he pulled a camera out and started taking pictures.
"You know you're really weird" Dante commented.
"What's that flash?" they heard Vali say.
"Oh crap" Naruto said and quickly put away the camera.
"Hm who are these two" Cao Cao said as the two walked over to them.
"Oh shit" muttered Dante.
"You who are you and what are you doing here?" Cao Cao asked the two pointing his spear at them.
"Uh hi I'm Hiro, this is Shiro we're new here nice to meet you" he said.
"Hmf new members I see" Vali said.
"Ah yes I believe you are a new member of my hero faction" said Cao Cao pointing at Hiro.
"Sure am boss" said Naruto.
"And judging by your demonic energy output you must jointing the old Maou faction" he said pointing at Dante who made no response.
"You may have technically joined but I want to see what your made of, you and I are both spear wielders so let's go" Cao Cao said holding his spear out.
"So your saying you want to touch tips" Naruto asked causing Dante to chuckle.
"Yes of course" said Cao Cao oblivious.
"You wana thrust each other's shafts" he asked with a grin as Dante began to laugh even more.
"Yes why are you laughing" asked a confused Cao Cao but then Vali whispered the situation to him.
"I see" said Cao Cao as he looked away embarrassed.
"I suppose I should know these kinds of things if I am to fight the red dragon emperor" he said aloud.
"Huh what are you up to now" Naruto asked hearing his brother's name come up.
"On a trip to Kyoto that dam dragon took my eye" Cao Cao said frustrated.
"It was your own fault for underestimating him Cao Cao" said Vali in a slightly teasing tone.
"Fine let's go" Naruto said as he pulled out his spear.
"Let's see what you've got" Cao Cao said as he pulled out his own spear and the two met with an almighty clash.
"It's always so exciting to see you people fight Dante-san" said Vali attempting to get a rise out of Dante but failed.
"Wow way to go kid you figured us out" Dante replied sarcastically.
"I spent many years in your company I could tell it was you the moment you walked in" he said.
"*yawn* Whatever I'm guessing you want me to fight you or you'll tell everyone who we are" Dante said lazily as he summoned a large demonic war hammer.
"You read my mind" said Vali as he sent a kick towards Dante who blocked it then sent Vali flying with a hammer blow that cracked his armour.
"I'm not the captain or your shitty uncle so don't expect me to go easy on you kid" Dante said spinning his war hammer.
"I'd have it no other way" Vali said excitedly.
"Your quite strong my friend, pushing me this far without a sacred gear" Cao Cao said sounding excited as the two clashed Cao Cao himself had just extended his spear towards Naruto.
"Yeah I get told that" said Naruto as he parried the spear and went to slash Cao Cao who jumped out of the way.
"But from what I can tell you're still holding back a lot of your strength" Naruto commented appearing behind Cao Cao and swinging his spear down towards him which he swiftly blocked.
"True, would you like me to use my full strength" asked Cao Cao who was pushed back by Naruto.
"Not really I probably wouldn't be able to beat you" Naruto replied.
"It seems there's more to you then let's on" Cao Cao said putting his spear on his back.
"I look forward to working with you" Cao Cao said walking off.
'What a weird kid' Naruto thought to himself as he looked up and saw Dante and Vali go at it flying up on the air.
"Why don't you just go to sleep now kid" Dante said as he brought his hammer down on Vali's head who looked like he was planning on blocking it with his arms.
"Hup" Naruto said as he jumped up and with his spear redirected the hammer blow which caused the shockwaves generated to go down to the ground and destroy the floor.
"Oy Dante why don't you go easy on my little Val he's still only a kid" said Naruto as he clung onto Vali giving him a hug.
"Whatever" Dante said as he and Vali landed on the broken floor.
"I could have blocked it" complained Vali.
"I know but" said Naruto with a smile going to put his hand on Valis head but Vali smacked it away.
"No you don't" shouted Vali.
"You and him abandoned me, you don't know anything" he shouted.
"Little Val" said Naruto sounding hurt.
"And its Vali Lucifer not little Val" he said storming off.
"Very well then Vali Lucifer" Naruto said gaining Vali's attention again.
"If you get in my way again" he said this then looked up at Dante with red eyes.
"You will know death" he told him.
"Hm whatever just do what you came here to do and get out" said Vali walking off.
"*sob* Little Val doesn't love me anymore" sobbed Naruto who was on the floor crying "Wahhhhhhh" he cried as he rolled around on the floor.
"Shut up captain" said an annoyed Dante as he held out his foot which Naruto rolled his face into.
"I overheard that this Ophis is down a few floors and gives snakes to people" he said.
"*sigh* Alright let's go" Naruto said nursing his face.
"Hya" shouted Naruto as he kicked down a door and rolled into the room.
"Everyone on the ground" he said but noticed that the only person in the room was a young girl in a goth Loli dress.
"Very well" said the girl a she fell off the chair and onto her face.
"Look out she's on the floor" shouted Dante from behind as he began to frantically fire his duel guns into the room for a while until he stopped.
"Mission complete" said Dante.
"Good, now" said Naruto walking up to the girl.
"Just who might you be little lady" he asked as he gently picked her up and put her back on the chair.
"I am Ophis" the girl said in a monotone voice.
"Man, you could be Zeref's kid, you even look like him" he said looking more in depth at her face which remained blank.
"Are you here for my snake" the girl asked looking up at him.
"No we aren't" he said getting down to her face level.
"A long time ago do you remember making a big gem for a man who wanted to give that big gem to a princess" he asked her.
"I believe so" she replied.
"That's very good" he said patting her in the head which she did not respond to.
"Now to you remember what happened to that gem" he asked.
"Yes, it is here" she said reaching into her clothe pocket and pulled out a gem about the size of her hand but was broken in two.
"Whoa man that thing is bright" commented Dante as the gem shun incredibly bright despite being in a very dark room.
"What happened to it Ophis-chan?" Naruto asked.
"It broke" Ophis replied.
"And I have failed to fix it" she said as she let some black energy into the gem attempting to fix it.
"Hm maybe you're going about it wrong" Naruto said as he held his hands over hers.
"Do you remember why it broke" he asked her.
"I do it was because of that man" Ophis said.
"Yeah he was pretty sad when that gem broke wasn't he" Naruto said to her.
"Captain I think I can hear someone coming" said Dante.
"Don't worry about it" Naruto replied.
"Anyway Ophis what is your happiest memory" Naruto asked Ophis.
"I have never been happy I exist because I do" said Ophis.
"Ok but when do you feel closest to happiness" Naruto asked her.
"When I was in my home in silence" she told him.
"Ok now Ophis think of that memory and try your powers again" Naruto asked her.
"Captain seriously they're getting closer" Dante said.
"Very good Ophis" Naruto said ignoring Dante.
"Now let me help you" he said as his eyes became pitch black and he began to transfer death energies into the gem.
'Strange what is this feeling' Ophis thought to herself as she suddenly became to feel incredibly warm.
"Whoa" said Dante aloud as he watched the gem start to shine a lot more as well as a white light enveloping the two holding it.
Soon the bright light faded and the gem was reconnected and was glowing brighter than before.
"Interesting it seems my curse has also disappeared" Ophis said looking at the diamond with interest.
"Hell yeah it did I can do anything if it involves me stealing shit" Naruto said as he picked the gem up.
"Whoa I wonder how much this thing is worth" he said to himself but brought himself out I it with a punch in the face.
"No not today" he said much more blankly as he pocketed the gem.
"Now we best get out of here" Naruto said.
"Thanks a lot Ophis-chan" Naruto said kissing her on the head and preparing to leave.
"Will you be back" asked Ophis.
"Probably not, but I'm sure we'll see each other soon" Naruto said as he and Dante quickly ran out of the door and soon explosions followed.
"That power is the end" Ophis said to herself looking at her hands.
"Pah no the curtains are all wrong and we need more teddies" complained a frustrated Serafall as she instructed her servants like an angry child.
"Yes mistress" the servants replied.
"And we're is my hubby I miss him wahhhh" said Serafall crying but then suddenly she became enraged.
"If I see him I'm gona pull out his eyes and feed them to him" she said angrily.
"Then I guess I'd better come back later" said Naruto as he walked into the room.
"Oh hubby I missed you" she cried hugging him.
"Let's do it right here and now" she said seductively.
"Uh are you sure" he said getting him a punch in the face.
"What you don't want to do I with me, is it because I'm fat wahhhh" she said angrily at the start but it soon turned to sadness.
'Oh the joys of devil hormones' Naruto thought to himself sarcastically.
"Well dear I've come here to give you this" Naruto said as he pulled out a ring which had the infinite diamond on top of it which had been shrunk using Zeref's magic but it was still quite big.
"Oh my Satan" she said shocked looking at the ring.
"Who did you steal this from" she asked suspiciously.
"Hey I went on a grand adventure to retrieve this" he shouted.
"Yeah a grand thieving adventure" Serafall replied, after the shouting the two stared angrily at each other by soon both of them burst out laughing.
"Ok then my adventurer let's see how it fits" she said holding out her hand and Naruto slipped the ring into her finger.
"A perfect fit" she said looking at the ring on her finger.
"Thank you darling" she said planting a kiss on his cheek.
"Hey we're gona live for a long time and so we still got a lot to learn about each other and about being a parent" he said gently placing his hand on Serafall's stomachs.
"But if we're together I'm sure we'll be ok".
"Hya" Goku shouted as he threw a punch towards Naruto who swiftly dodged it then jumped and sent a sweeping kick towards Goku a head who blocked it with his arm then sent a punch to Naruto's stomach which landed and sent him flying back a few meters.
"Come on captain I know your better than that" Goku said as he jumped towards Naruto and sent a hammer kick down towards Naruto who disappeared before the kick could land.
"Come on Goku this is just a spar" he said while rubbing his stomach.
"But it's been years since we last fought I wana go at it for real" he said as Naruto felt him build up a huge amount of energy even with his terrible sensor skills.
"*sigh* Honestly you never change, I can't go at it for real anyway Serafall wants me to attend her sisters rating game tomorrow" Naruto said.
"Awwww" said Goku sadly as his power decreased.
"Can I come" he asked excitedly.
"Aren't you going to see Issei's with that Sakra guy" Naruto asked.
"Oh yeah I forgot ha ha ha" Goku said in a happy tone.
"Just remember not to get into any fights, our powers been limited and we can get in trouble if you do something stupid ok" Naruto told him.
"Oh come on why am I here" Naruto complained as his fiancé dragged him along a hotel corridor.
"Naruto Hyoudou, your younger brother is about to have a very important match and you should at least wish him good luck" Serafall said in a lecturing tone.
"Yeah come on captain there's gona be a fight how can you not be pumped up" Goku said excitedly as put in a very excited face.
"Uh come on me and Dante had a drinking contest last night I'm really hung over" he complained rubbing his head.
"Mr did you drink before my little so-tans big match" she said furiously turning to look at him.
"No, no honey of course" Naruto said quickly standing up but soon fell to his knees clutching his head in pain.
"Just for that you have to stay and come check on all the injured people after with me" she said.
"Oh man" Naruto complained.
"Come on now Ri-tans group is just up ahead" Serafall said.
"Yoo hoo Ri-tan" Serafall said happily.
"Oh lady Serafall you're looking well" said Rias happily but sounded less enthusiastically than usual, as the two chatted Naruto looked over and saw that Issei was looking rather nervous.
"Hey you someone looks a little nervous" he said to him.
"Uh yeah a little" he said giving a nervous glance over to Rias that Naruto noticed.
"Ah girl troubles" he said.
"Yeah just a couple" Issei said sounding slightly down.
"Come on, tell me all about it"
"Well, do you think that I have a chance with Rias" Issei asked.
"Ah ha ha ha ha oh ha ha ha" Naruto laughed.
"D-does Rias like you of course you idiot" he told him.
"S-so what do I do" asked Issei.
"I think this kind of thing I something you need to do on your own" Naruto told him.
"But I'd recommend some kind of grand gesture that works most of the time" he said.
"Ok thanks bro I'll give it a go" Issei said.
"Now I'd like to stay and watch but my sister in law that I like more then you" he said.
"Screw you" Issei said going to punch him but Naruto dodged.
"Ha ha still no match for me" he said cockily as he smacked Issei over the head.
"Ow dick" Issei shouted.
"Hey who's that weird skeleton guy" Issei said as Naruto looked over to see a skeleton wearing robes.
"Guh that's hades he's an asshole" Naruto said.
"Welsh Dragon. It sure brings back memories of when you and the Vanishing Dragon were rampaging at the depths of Hell together" hades said as he noticed Issei after chatting with Azazel and Serafall.
"And Death, how are you" he said slightly glaring at Naruto.
"Pretty good, I see you managed to regrow those ribs" Naruto said giving a little smirk.
"Hmf and I see you've got a little bun in the oven" hades said as he went to go touch Serafall's stomach but Naruto grabbed his wrist with almost enough force to crush it.
"Touch her and you die" he said menacingly as his eyes turned pitch black and he began to produce an insane amount of black aura that made everyone with skin get goose bumps, the grim reapers that were guarding hades looked like they were about to step in and do something but Goku stepped I front of them and turned super Saiyan which caused the building to shake.
"I hope you guys are ultimate class or else this will be a boring fight" he said getting in a fighting stance.
"Are you sure you'll be able to take me on, even with your powers weakened" Hades said quietly so only Naruto could here who looked slightly surprised hades knew of his weakened state.
"Honey please don't, we can't have a fight here" pleaded Serafall.
"Yeah I guess we shouldn't" Naruto said calming down.
"Oy Goku no fight today" Naruto shouted to friend.
"Hmf fine" said Goku as he powered down.
"Ah I hope I get a good fight soon" he said as he walked off.
"I will see you very soon death" Hades said as he removed himself from Naruto's grip and walked off.
"Man I really don't like that guy" Azazel said walking up to stand next to Naruto.
"How do you know the old skeleton pal" Azazel asked him.
"I think it was 6 or 7 years ago, I was hoping on getting a better grip on my powers by visiting the underworld" Naruto said.
"It kind of work that skeleton asshole tried to trap me and steal old death, but luckily I escaped, sheer luck though" he explained.
"Oh just like the heroes of old you escaped the depths of Tartarus and returned to the world of the living" Azazel said jokingly.
"Yeah I guess so" Naruto said with a chuckle.
"Well good luck kids" Naruto said as he hooked his arm around Serafall and walked off.
"I hope you don't go threatening anyone else" Serafall said seriously but said it in a playful time.
"Of course" Naruto said her.
Unless they threaten you' Naruto thought to himself.
'If they threaten you' he thought while looking at her smiling face.
'I'll destroy them, and the world as well if I have to'.
Hey all I'm not dead just been VERY busy with shit haven't given the story much thought but hey here's another chapter for you, now with all this shit going on I'm sure you're all asking what is the point of all this, well there wasn't much this was just sort of filler I think exploring relationships and crap like that next chapter things will get a little more interesting as we set up for the underworld invasion arc.