Chapter 21...

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"Saori, go make me another cup of tea!"

I felt the tray being thrust into my hands, and Range was shooing me away.

Did I mention that I hate that spiteful bitch? I did? … Good.

Right now she was filming. Yes, filming. How could she have gotten a top Hollywood film crew here in the space of thirty-two and a half hours? Oh, yeah. She's rich.

At this moment in time she was working on Hikaru and Kaoru's scene. They were playing basketball, then suddenly it morphs into rain and they're outside. Tamaki walks up and says he's jealous of them because they have each other and he has no-one. Poor dear.

Then it goes to Mori and Honey who are bullying Haruhi, and Honey has to act really mean, while Mori tries (rather pitifully) to stop him.

Then it goes to Kyouya, who comes in and tells them all that they all have worth and should just get along. Blah, blah, blah, everyone's happy. The end.

How corny is that?

And during my rambling thoughts, I'd finished the tea. I took it back, put it on the table beside her and walked off to find someone worth being with a ten foot radius of.

I sat on one of the collapsible chairs the film crew brought and watched the scene they were shooting now.

"You know, it really pisses me off when people don't know their place." growled Honey.

Haruhi looked mortified (maybe she was acting?) but he was wearing more or less the same expression he had when I got groped that night. His eyes were smaller, narrower, and his lip was twisted up into a grimace of sorts.

Then it changed, into the Honey we all know and love. Eyes welled up with tears and he flung himself at Haruhi. She looked shocked, and Mori face-palmed (probably because he wanted to get back to reality and not act out this stupid play thing).

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Range called break and everyone went back to relishing the few moments of peace they had.

"Dear lord, why torture them like this?" I mumbled to no-one in particular, but the twins overheard me as they walked past with towels in hand.

"She's stupid, that's why." grumbled Hikaru, to which Kaoru just laughed.

"I can't be bothered with this. What's the point?"

"Aww, Saori, you just don't get it. The point is to keep her happy, if she is happy, Kyouya is happy."

"Because she isn't under his feet all day, hehe~"

The twins started laughing, and I just grumbled a bit more. Couldn't anyone else tell that the girl was mentally unstable? Or were they just letting it slide because Kyouya told them to?

"Tell you what guys. Bet you anything that she pisses Kyouya off by the end of the day."

They stopped laughing immediately. I turned to face them, and each had the exact same evil grin on their faces when they stared at me.

"Anything?" hay asked in a sickly sweet, yet creepy voice.

"Anything." I replied. I'm not one to be phased by Cheshire cat grins.

"In that case, it's a deal. But if Kyouya doesn't get annoyed, then the consequences will be dire."

I grinned back at them. The dare was getting better.

"Lay it on me. I can take it."

"Oh, alright. If Kyouya doesn't get pissed off, then you have to either kiss Mori-Sempai full on the lips, in front of guests. Or streak around the club room in your underwear in front of everyone. Guests and Tamaki included."

"Fine. But the same goes for you two if you lose~ Oh, and no interfering. We just gotta wait and see what happens."

We then all shook hands, turned away and marched to another part of the set. Then it hit me.

What had I just agreed to?

"Well, shit." I mumbled, before shaking my head and walking away to make more coffee. I definitely needed more caffeine in my blood system.

* * *

"You two boys are perfect~ Wait here!"

"Whaa?"

I watched as Renge ran away and called Haruhi over. A minute went past as she introduced Haruhi to the large burly boys. They looked like thugs, and I could tell now things weren't going to go well.

I set down m forth cup of coffee (in the last hour... sue me) and got up from my chair. I walked over and stood by the side as Haruhi and Renge walked over to the two boys.

"These two gentlemen have agreed to make a special appearance in our film!"

Obviously the boys had agreed to no such thing, as they gave Renge questioning looks.

"In your film? What are you talking about?"

This comment was completely ignored by Renge, who gushed on as normal.

"After all, we're gonna need some tough guys for the big climax! That's when all of the club members come together to fight against the real villains in their school. According to the script, these two are from families who made their wealth from being in the Japanese mafia!"

"Oh, for Christs sake." I mumbled, I started walking over, but soon enough the two boys had lashed out at Renge, telling her to stay out of their families business, and pushed her forcefully to the side. Haruhi ran over and grabbed Renge, but in the process fell into a load of metal pipes.

"Hey! Leave them alone!"

I ran over and latched onto one of the guys arms, just as he looked about ready to punch something, or someone (probably Renge, I know I would...) but he just grabbed hold of me and pushed me into the wall, smacking my head against it.

"Ow! Shit!"

Just then Tamaki ran around the corner.

"What happened Haruhi? -"

I suddenly felt the guys grip on me loosen, and the go altogether. I slipped down the wall to the floor, holding my now throbbing head. I head Haruhi telling Renge off about stereotyping people as Tamaki growled at the other boys.

"So which one of you jerks started this?"

I looked up at him; he looked furious again, just like the night he saw Danno groping me.

"Tamaki;" I mumbled, lifting my head up ever so slightly so I could see him glaring the guy down. "It's not their fault. Renge started this."

Haruhi then came to my aid, agreeing with me.

"She's telling the truth Tamaki sempai, it wasn't their fault. They were provoked."

Tamaki let go of the guy, and the two ran off... I couldn't blame them to be honest. He then went over to Haruhi to see if she was alright.

Fine, leave me out. I'm obviously not hurt too...

The next part happened in a blur. Haruhi was crying, but it was because of her contact. Then the camera crew caught the whole thing on camera, but Kyouya hit the camera with a rock and destroyed the lens. He then told Renge off, in a Kyouya like pissed off-ish-ness.

Mori had walked over to me, and passed over a few paracetamol tablets and a glass of water. He smiled at me, and I smiled at him. He was really sweet, so people saying he was a gentle giant wasn't completely stupid.

I then smiled over at Hikaru and Kaoru, who were sulking.

I had won the bet~