Charlie: ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to pronouce that it is SUMMER! Well, it some countries students don't get out until the end of June, but nevertheless, let's enjoy this moment. ...ok moment over.
Narra: can I say-.
Charlie: no.
NEWS: sorry everyone for the grammars and tense errors in this chapter. my beta broke her arm or something concerning her arm, so she can't check it. but enjoy the story nonetheless.
about my quotes, please tell me if I put a quote twice somewhere. include chapter and a small detail of where it's at in a chapter.
Quotes:
"The horns are there to hold up my halo."Somebody: J, do you like veggie? no, I hate veggie. why do you hate veggies? why do you hate veggies? (laugh) I don't know.
Somebody Else: Jim, time for your medicine!
Person 1: (picks up phone) hello?
Person 2: ... (click)
ten minutes later.
Person 1: hello? hello?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: hello? you know you should really answer when you call someone. this sucks. did you just call to see who would pick up or do you like to taunt people. at least say wrong number so the other person on the other line know that you can speak proper English!
Person 2: ...uh, wrong number?
Person 1: oh, so now you say wrong number!
Woman: HURRYY UP!
Man: patience is a virtue
Woman: I DON'T THINK THE WALL THAT'S CRUSHING US KNOWS THAT!
"Life is either a party or a living hell. Take your choice. I personally like the choice with the world domination, but who am I to be picky?"
"Screw the world! Who needs it anyway? It's not like it does anything!"
"If anyone has a noble act to stop me, you might as well put it in your will."
"Logic is panics prey."
"you laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."
"Start at the beginning. When you get to the end, stop."
"There's always a catch, a hidden cost. Just ask any telemarketer."
"Let the neighbors think they saw a flying pizza."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
"Everyone has a right to be stupid- some people just abuse the privilege."
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
"In order for it to begin, it must have an ending. This has no ending, and I doubt it will anytime soon."
"If you can keep your head when all those about you are loosing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation."
"When things are going badly, they will get worse. When things are as bad as they can possibly get, the impossible will happen. And when things appear to be getting better, you have probably overlooked something."
"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women."
"Sometimes I feel like the whole worlds against me. Then I remember that that isn't true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
"Life is unfair. Everything else is just a mild inconvenience."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"Heero, there is a very big, very red and very much on-fire bird staring at me." - Duo, Parallel
"If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer."
"Laundry Math: 1 Washer + 1 Dryer + 2 Socks 1 Sock"
"Anything that can't possibly in a million years go wrong, will go wrong. Anything that seems right, is putting you into a false sense of security. If everything seems great, it's already gone wrong. The only time you're right, is when it's about being wrong. The only times something's right, is when everyone agrees it's wrong."
"If tomorrow was today, then everyone would be happy. Alas, it will never happen, for tomorrow will never come."
"Nothing is as easy as the expert makes it seem."
"Haste makes waste."
Battle for Dominance
By Charlie
Chapter Twenty-Two: Trouble in Paradise
Naruto glared with all his might. There was Sasuke standing not two feet from him, smirking all high and mighty. "Quit looking at me, you fucking bastard!" Something inside him made him angry at Sasuke.
The smirk alone grew wider. "Why? You look delicious."
"Huh?" He didn't think he heard right. 'Uchiha Sasuke just said that he, Uzumaki Naruto, look…d-delicious? WTF?'
"What didn't hear me clearly, dobe?"
During his thinking, Sasuke had gotten so close that their noses touched. Naruto tried to stop his heart from faster, but it wouldn't, it couldn't. He could smell Sasuke's warm breath on his lips, though it didn't make contact.
"I said you look delicious."
He decided to play it cool or in some scientific form, stalling. "Really?"
"Yes, really," Sasuke said in a musky voice. He lean in closer and nuzzle his cheek against the blonde's.
Naruto tried to stay focus. Keyword being tried. "H-How s-s-so?"
"I just want to eat you up every time I look at you, but I-I c-couldn't."
Suddenly the warmth was gone. Naruto pull his mind out of the haze and looked to see Sasuke far away with a longing face. "Sasuke?"
"I-I'm a-afraid…o-of…"
"Afraid of what?" Then the wind changed. Naruto didn't notice it until he looked around them. They were on a cliff over a rough ocean. The sky turned black and a raging thunder was over their head. He's only realized it, but Sasuke was too close to the cliff. He panicked. "N-Nhn….!" He couldn't speak, couldn't scream, couldn't warn Sasuke! 'Sasuke, no! Stop moving goddamnit!'
He tried to move his leg, but found them glue stuck to the ground. He reached out his hand to stop Sasuke, but couldn't.
"I wanted to tell you something, but it doesn't matter now." Sasuke turn toward the cliff and looked toward the sky. "Maybe next time. Maybe next time I'll be able to tell you." Then he lean forward as his body slowly disappear slowly over the cliff.
Naruto looked in horror as Sasuke's smile imprinted in his mind. "NNNOOOOO!"
Sasuke try to wake the blonde that had been screaming none stop. "Naruto, wake up! It's just a dream! Naruto! Naruto!"
Naruto open his eyes and sat up with a start. He looked around frantically until his eyes met Sasuke's. He pulls the raven boy into a tight hug and didn't let go. "I-I c-couldn't….s-save y-y-ou….f-fell o-ove-r-r c-cliff…"
Sasuke held the blonde close and rub soothing circles on his back. "It's okay. I'm not going anywhere. It was just a dream." He felt Naruto's heavy breathing slowly return to normal. He still continue to hold him even after Naruto had fallen asleep again.
Mikoto share a concern look with her husband then turn to the gloomy blonde. Naruto hadn't said or eaten much since he woken up. She had pulled Sasuke aside and asked him what's wrong, but he just shrug.
Itachi too was concern. Without Naruto's light, the house returned to its creepy usual form. However, he didn't stay long as he has an art meeting or something. Fuguka and Mikoto also left, but they inform Sasuke to take care of Naruto.
Sasuke felt really uncomfortable with the whole situation. Normally he doesn't comfort anyone. He's never really comforted anyone before. Usually he enjoys himself with the pathetic pity that they wallow in. 'I need a professional. Got it!'
Sasuke open the door to Halie, who gave him a bored look. She step in as he close the door.
"What's the problem now?"
He ignored her attitude and led her into the living room where Naruto sat, staring into the fire without looking at it. "This is the problem. He's been like this all day. I can't get him to tell me. Can you….you know? I'm not good with stuff like this."
She gave him an odd look. "Didn't you want to make him submissive or something?"
He rubs his head sheepishly. "At the beginning, yeah, but now….it's different."
"How so?" She enjoyed his free reaction and also the feeling of tormenting him. 'Now he was looking more human.'
"W-Well…I-I…y-you k-know….I..l-l-l-l-i-i-k….," Sasuke couldn't form words with all the stutter he was making, but Halie understood him. 'Damn, I'm acting like a love-sick high school girl.' Part of it was true.
She shook her head and smirk. "You're gonna have to tell him someday."
"Not with him like this. Can you go and talk to him, please?"
It was unusual for the Uchiha to beg or any Uchiha at that. Halie shrug and sat down by Naruto. Sasuke heard the phone ringing and went to get it, leaving them alone.
"Hey, are you okay?" she said, going straight to the topic.
Naruto nodded, but otherwise, didn't say anything.
"You had a dream." It was more of a statement then a question.
"Can we not talk about it?" His voice was full of irritation.
"Tell me," she said staying calm.
He stood up with rage, his hands clenched into fists. "I don't want to! You can't just walk in here and demand me to tell you anything you want!" He thought that would make her angry and then he can yell at her some more, but it turned out to be the exact opposite.
"Yeah, I can," she said quite bluntly.
Naruto sweatdrop. "Y-You…..UGH! I hate you! censor censor censor censor censor censor mother-censor censor censor censor censor censor!" His chest heaved up and down heavily.
She stared at him dully. "Are you done?" She didn't wait for him to finish as she pull him down onto the couch. "Great, now we can start. What was the dream?"
Naruto felt defeat hanging all over his shoulder. He knows when he lost. "Sasuke jumped off a cliff and died."
"Details."
So he repeated everything that he remembered. "…and that's it. What now?"
"Death in a dream usually mean denial, not that Sasuke was gonna go into a suicidal rage and kill himself. He's probably in denial of something that he wanted to tell you. It's must likely important and from what you told me, about the face-to-face-."
"…nose-to-nose!"
"Fine, nose-to-nose thing, he's probably in love with you, but then something's keeping him from telling you. Can you think of anything?"
Naruto almost did a happy dance. He was afraid Sasuke was going to kill himself and it'll be all his fault, but now he doesn't have to wo-. 'Wait. Love? Great, there things just pile up as they go along, don't they?' "No, everything was fine."
"What about last night? Something could've happened."
"You think?"
"I know."
Soon after Halie left, Naruto went to look for Sasuke. He found him in his room on the phone. Naruto didn't want to eavesdrop, but this might help him find out something about Sasuke. He looked through the open crack of the door.
Sasuke sat on the bed with an intense look on his face. He's hand grip the phone so tight that he's knuckles turned white. "Yeah, I'll be there. Bye." He put down the phone and falls backwards onto the bed.
Naruto knock on the door and peek his head inside. "Hey, can I come in?"
Sasuke sat up immediately. "Yeah."
He went in and scratches the back of his head, thinking of what to say. 'Damn, I should've thought about it. But what was making him so tense? I don't want to seem nosy or anything, but…'
"…Naruto!"
He looked at Sasuke, surprised. "Huh?"
Sasuke narrow his eyes. "Is something bothering you? Is it about the dream?"
"The dream? No, Halie already solved that," he said grinning.
"Then what's wrong?"
'Damn I should've said it's the dream! Oh, well.' He looks at Sasuke with a semi-serious face, trying to rack his brain of some interesting topic. Usually he was so full of ideas. "Wanna go on a date?" he blurted. DOOM! 'THE FUCK! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?'
Sasuke had a mild surprised look on his face, but then he smile sweetly and nodded. "To where?"
Naruto melted at the smile, forgetting his embarrassment. "I know a great restaurant!"
"No ramen," said Sasuke firmly.
He glared at him and put his hands on his hips. "I don't live on ramen you know."
"But you could," muttered Sasuke.
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
Naruto took Sasuke to Fuki Sushi. Surprisingly, the waiter bow to Naruto and led them to a first-class tatami room.
(tatami room are a private room reserved for business or special occasions)
Sasuke continue to look strangely at Naruto even when they were seated.
Naruto looked up, innocently. "What?"
"Don't you 'what?' me. What was that about?"
He grins widely and held up a credit card. "Snatched it from Tsunade-bachan when she wasn't looking."
Sasuke shook his head. "I'm surprised she returned to tear you apart."
Meanwhile back at the Uchiha mansion…
The old maid opens the door and almost had a seizure. There was Tsunade with her hair flaring up and a dark cloud on top of her. "Y-Yes?"
"Where. Is. Naruto."
"H-He went o-out with t-the y-young m-master."
Tsunade ran off faster then you can say 'Run, Naruto!'
Back at Fuki Sushi:
"Hmp, that old hag owns me," he said with his nose in the air.
"Why do you call her old hag? She looks twenty to me."
Naruto lean in and whispered, "That's because she has a secret lab in her shop and she mixes all these shit together to make herself look young."
Sasuke snorted. "Oh, yeah sure. She has a secret lab."
"I'm serious!" He said, banging his fist on the table.
"Ahem."
They both turn toward the waiter, who waited patiently for them. "Yeah?"
"May I take your order?"
"Oh, right." Naruto and Sasuke pick up the menu and scan through. "We'll have the usual."
Sasuke slam down his menu. "What you mean the 'usual'? You've been here before?"
"Tsunade-bachan took me once long ago. And we'll have some martinis."
"…coke," said Sasuke sternly, glaring at the waiter daring him to oppose him. The waiter was definitely intimidated by Sasuke and nodded.
Naruto glared at Sasuke. "They're not alcoholic!"
The waiter and Sasuke looked at him then share an odd look. Next thing, they were laughing very very loudly.
Naruto had an expression of one that is confused and angry. "W-what's so funny? Stop laughing!"
Sasuke wipe the tears away and looked at him. "W-Who told you martinis weren't…hahahaha!"
"…a-alcoholic," finished the waiter.
"Tsunade-bachan."
Now they stopped laughing. The waiter tried to remember an event like that, coming up with one.
"Oh, yeah. Wasn't it that time when you were crying because she cut you off of ramen? Then she-oh, shit" The waiter clasp a hand over his mouth.
Sasuke cross his arms and shook his head. "You better tell him or something bad gonna happen," he said as the demon-Naruto advanced toward the waiter.
Later…
The waiter sat Indian style next to the two teenage boys, with big tears running down his face. "…and that's what happened." Turns out, Tsunade had drugged Naruto with Shirley Temples, lying to him that they weren't alcoholic, because he was annoying the crap out of her.
Naruto slammed his fist on the table and stood with. His eyes burned with an angry fire and his hair flared up.
Suddenly the door slammed open, busting the glass, and in stomp Tsunade. She stopped Naruto out of the dim light and race toward him.
"WHY THE HELL YOU TOOK MY CREDIT CARD?"
"WHY THE HELL YOU DRUGGED ME?"
Tsunade stopped for only a moment, but thinking of her cancelled shopping trip, she flared back up. "IF YOU WEREN'T SO ANNOYING THAT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!"
"IF YOU WEREN'T SO STUPID THAT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!"
Then they began to fight. Naruto pulled on her hair as Tsunade pulled his ears and yank his nose.
"Ahem!"
They both turned toward the calm Sasuke and glared at him. He, however, was unaffected.
"Glare at me all you want, but take it outside. You're scaring the customers."
They both looked around to see the cowering people under the table, shivering with fear. They apologized and rub their head sheepishly in the same posture.
Sasuke now knew why they're related. 'Hot-temper and the same stupidity.'
Tsunade and Naruto turned and glared at him, a weird sparkle in their eye. It was acknowledgement that they knew he was degrading them.
Sasuke had a big sweatdrop on his head. '...and sharp instinct.'
Outside:
Tsunade and Naruto stood on opposite side of the road, glaring with all their might. Sasuke stood in between on the corner, waiting to call an ambulance when needed.
"I'm gonna kick your ass, Tsunade-bachan!"
"Bring it on, brat!"
The two charge at each other, kicking up dust. BAM!
Sasuke blink, surprised at the amazing force. He waited as the dirt cleared and saw a figure in the middle of the road. It was Tsunade! 'Then where's Naruto?'
He looked around and finally saw him a few yards away with his bloody face on the in the ground. He sweatdrop. 'That dobe.'
Tsunade pump her fist in the air and flashed Naruto a peace sign. "Take that, brat!"
Sasuke move slowly toward Naruto and bend down. "Your aunt's scary."
Naruto looked side-way at him with a beaten face. "…isn't she?"
After a good sake, Tsunade forgot about the credit card and was forced to be driven home.
Naruto and Sasuke enter his room in a tired motion. As they got dressed, Naruto decided what to do about Sasuke's weird phone call. 'It's probably the thing that's doing whatever to him.' Yes, he finally accepted the fact that he's gay and is in love with Uchiha Sasuke, but like hell if he admits it first.
"Naruto, thanks for dinner."
He snaps out of his daydream. "Uh, you're welcome. Sasuke?"
"Hmm?"
"Is something wrong?"
"Nothing. Why?"
"…nothing."
Sasuke didn't say anything back. He slips on a white t-shirt on as he heard his name being called. He turned around only to meet a pair of lips on his own. He went into shock for about 3 seconds then responded.
Naruto's lips tingle with delight as he felt Sasuke slide his tongue over them. They kissed for a full 5 minute before stopping.
Sasuke lean his forehead against Naruto's and looked at the beautiful blue eyes before him. "You did good for nothing."
Naruto went into shock for 2 seconds before pulling away! He glared at Sasuke, who chuckled. He melted at the sound of Sasuke's voice ringing in his ear.
"I'm kidding, dobe."
Naruto looked away. "Better be."
Sasuke chuckle again and pull him closer. "How about in exchange for my love?"
He heard right, right? He heard what he just heard. "Eh?"
Sasuke lean in closer so that their skins touched. "In exchange for your love, I'll give you mine. How's that sound?" He softly trails his lips down to Naruto's neck.
Naruto shiver at the contact. "S-Sounds g-good, but…" he said as he took Sasuke's hand out of his shirt. "I'm not ready for that yet."
Sasuke's jaws dropped. "W-What do you mean? I mean, last time you were gr-uh, you were alright."
He narrowed his eyes at Sasuke's sudden pause. "Yeah, that was different."
"How is that different?"
Naruto smirked.
Sasuke raise a delicate eyebrow. "What?"
"I was great wasn't I?"
"W-What? Hell no! I never said such a thing!"
Naruto shrug, but continue smirking as he got into bed. "Not from what I heard." He turn off the light and pull the cover up.
"Wait this isn't over! Get up!"
"Night," Naruto said and dozed off.
"Stop sleeping! I'm not done yet! Hey! Are you listening? Wake up!"
The next morning, Naruto grinned, chewing his food. He looked at Sasuke from time to time and smiling brightly.
Sasuke brood in a spot, not even trying to hide that he wanted to kill the blonde. He glared at him as he cut his food, imagining it was Naruto's head.
Itachi glance at the two boys and shook his head. He didn't want to know.
Mikoto looked with concern at her youngest son. "Is everything alright, Sasuke?"
"Yes, mother," though he continue to glare at Naruto.
Fuguka sigh. The sight of Sasuke's anger seems to only make Naruto's smile grow wider, if possible. He sighs again. 'In the old days, you don't glare; you blow their heads off with a bazooka. Oh, the good old days.'
Halie walked in freely and saw the semi-discomfort family. She sat down as a plate of food was put before her. "Lover's quarrel," she said.
Everyone looked up, noticing her for the first time since she's entered. Naruto stopped smiling and blushed. Sasuke seeing Naruto blushed, smirk. The sudden change of emotion made the Uchihas even more concerned. This cannot be healthy or normal for that matter.
Halie pointed her fork to Naruto. "Embarrassed," then switch her fork to Sasuke. "Sadistic," to which she earned a glare.
Itachi chuckle then stood up and left without saying a word.
Fuguka's and Mikoto's jaw almost dropped. Almost. It's the whole Uchiha pride thing they got going. That was the first time in years that they've heard their son chuckled!
Halie looked at the shock parents. "You two got issues. All of you." She grabbed a piece of toast and made her way to the door. "Naruto, come on. You have a homecoming to direct."
Naruto wipe his mouth, said good-bye, and quickly left.
After his parents left, Sasuke crept back up to his room. He stare at Naruto's back then looked around; making sure no one was looking. He walked slowly toward the unguarded bag.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Sasuke jumped and hit the floor.
The door opened and in walks the maid. She took one look at her young master and slowly went back out. "Your friends are here, Sasuke-sama," she called.
He embarrassingly stood up and nodded his head even though she was gone. He straightens his clothes and went downstairs. He saw three of his friends sitting on the couch and narrows his eyes. "Where's your girlfriend?"
They didn't look up at him as Kiba try to play a magic trick and guess their card.
"Work," said Shikamaru sleepily.
Neji looked at the card Kiba had up and shook his head. "Photo shoot."
"Latin Literature. Hey, Sasuke pick a card," Kiba said eagerly and held out the deck.
Sasuke picked a nine of hearts and sat down beside Neji.
"Now put it back." Kiba shuffle the cards and pick up the one at the top. "Is this your card?" He held up a queen of diamonds.
"N-." Neji elbowed him in the ribs. "Yeah."
Kiba put it back in the deck, happily, and shuffle them again.
"What do you guys wanna do today?"
Shikamaru didn't answer and Neji only shrug his shoulder. More then half of their lives, all they've been doing was making plan s to make people's life miserable. Now that they've retired, life gets boring.
Right now, Sasuke found how pathetic they were without their lover around. "Can you guys help me with something?"
They nodded, at last finding something to do, and followed him upstairs to his room.
"Naruto's aunt gave him some medicine. I don't want to ask him because it's really none of my business."
They all nodded.
"But I'm still curious. So can you help me find out what it is?"
"Sure."
Kiba was about to reach into Naruto's bag when Sasuke called out for him to stop. "What? It's just a bag. He wouldn't put booby traps in it."
Sasuke roll his eyes and threw the nearest thing, which happened to be a flower, into the bag.
SNAP!
They all moved toward the bag and peer inside. The rose was caught in a mousetrap or at least half of it is.
Kiba took the rose out and thought how lucky he was that it wasn't his finger. "You have one hell of a boyfriend, Sasuke."
"How you know he's my boyfriend?"
Kiba looked oddly at him then broke into a full grin. Sasuke felt a sinking feeling in his stomach.
Neji gave him a pity look. "Sometime, I think he's smarter then you."
"OMG! YOU AND NARUTO ARE GOING OUT!" Then he went on and on about how it was good blackmail. He finally shut up when Sasuke whacked him over the head.
Sasuke took out a 5 feet pole and dug it into the bag.
"Sad," mumbled Neji. Shikamaru was wide awake now and he nodded.
After many digging around, they finally got to the medicine. Sasuke threw away the 2 feet pole and held the bottle up.
"What do you think it is?"
Neji examine the bottle carefully and shrug. Shikamaru and Kiba weren't any expert on medicine, but Kiba had a good nose. He took one sniff and pretends to go into pain. Of course that earned him three new bruises.
"Chouji might know," he said, rubbing his bruises.
All three of his friends gave him a dumb look.
He rolls his eyes. 'And I'm dumb.' "His dad specializes in medicine, but he's away on a trip, so Chouji can probably help us."
Sasuke nodded and punched him on the shoulder. "That's for not saying it sooner."
They left, forgetting to put Naruto's clothes back, which will cost them.
Sasuke was at the wheel. There wasn't any talking in the car, except for Kiba relentlessly talking to a sleeping Shikamaru. They arrived at the Akimichi house. It wasn't as big as Sasuke's, but it was definitely big.
Sasuke parked his car in front of the gate. He went to the intercom, followed by his friends. He pushes the button and lean forward. "Hello?"
"State your name and business," said an old lady.
"Sasuke Uchiha. I'm here to see Chouji."
"I'm sorry, but he's not home."
However, in the background…
"Grandma, can you get me some more chips?" shouted Chouji's voice from far away.
Sasuke glared at the intercom and began shouting profanities into it.
"The lights on, but no one's home," muttered Neji.
"That bitch! Alright, I'm going in," said Sasuke as he prepared himself to leap up the wall.
His three friends look at each other and pulled Sasuke down roughly. He struggle against them until they pinned him against the wall.
Kiba and Neji held his arms as Shikamaru try to reason with him.
"That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard you say," said Shikamaru with no motivation. "But I'm also curious so…let's break in."
Neji sigh as Kiba leap in the air excitingly. "Shikamaru, what are you doing?"
"You're curious too. This way everybody's happy."
He didn't argue as he knew this was true.
All four climb up the wall and jump into the bush beneath them. However, they didn't go right away, they hid behind the bushes waiting for any kind of movement. Nothing happened so they crept farther toward the house.
There was dogs beside the guard, but they were chained and sleeping so no worries.
Kiba picked up a leaf from the bush and smelt it. "You know that smell bush nice."
THUD!
Neji, Shikamaru, and Sasuke stopped walking and looked back to see Kiba on the floor, sleeping. They nudged him and even attempted to bite him, but he didn't wake up.
The dogs heard all the commotion and started barking.
Neji helped Kiba up and they were going to make a run for it when he felt his body grow heavy. "Y-You guys….s-something's….."
Sasuke and Shikamaru both in a panicked and try to help their friends. The door opened and an old lady came out. The minute she saw them she screams and pushes a small button on the porch wall.
Sasuke felt tired. Really really tired. 'Maybe a small nap. ….NO! Snap out of it, Sasuke!'
The chain on the dogs opened and they came after them.
"HOLY SHIT!" shouted Sasuke. He kicked Shikamaru hard in the shin to keep him going. Neji and Kiba dragged under their arms.
They made it to the gate and they were able to go through, but then Sasuke stopped as he felt something tugging Kiba. He realized that one of the dogs got Kiba's foot. He pulled harder and eventually the shoe came off, but luckily not his foot.
Sasuke parked somewhere and they all slept for 2 hours before waking up. Just for the hell of it, they all blamed Kiba.
"What now?" asked Sasuke.
"How about this?" said Kiba. He held up a map to them with red dots on random location. Beside each dots, there were names of people like Jiraiya or Sakura. Even Chouji's name was on there too and there was a big X on his place.
Shikamaru took the map and looked at it. "Seems like somebody got it all mapped out. These people mostly likely know something about Naruto's drug."
"Chouji is listed number 1."
They all looked and indeed, there was numbers beside each person's name, like it was directing them to go where.
Shino 2
Asuma 3
Kimimaro 4
Konohamaru 5
Sakura 6
Jiraiya 7
"However," said Neji. "Why are Asuma and Konohamaru on there? They don't know anything about medicine."
Sasuke looked over the list. "I don't know, but whoever it was want me to go there."
Shikamaru yawn. The nap was good, even if it was made from freaking garden plants. "I don't think it's a challenge. It isn't like it's written on there."
"Yeah it is."
"See its-wait, what?" Sasuke handed him the paper and he looked at the red letters. Sure enough, it was a challenge.
'I challenge you to go to all these places. That means going from their front yard to the porch. This is valid to Uchiha Sasuke, Inuzuka Kiba, Hyuuga Neji, and Nara Shikamaru. Complete this and you shall have your greatest desire. Sign: You Will Never Know.
Chouji – four bushes leaves (climb wall, jump down)
Shino – four bug's antenna (start walking toward porch and you'll see)
Asuma – four arrows (walk forward)
Kimimaro – picture of any of you on the front porch
Konohamaru – shotgun (knock on door)
Sakura – robot hand (ring doorbell)
Jiraiya – a set of pink lingerie (including slippers. Knock on door. See mustache, see prize)
P.S. I will not be responsible for any of your death.'
Okay, Shikamaru was stump. Sasuke never back down on a challenge. In fact, he loves it. Maybe it's because he always win, back when Halie and Naruto were still strangers, but this was ridiculously. One minute they were searching info about Naruto's medicine and the next, they're planning Operation Trespassing.
This is how they planned it. Kiba'll take Kimimaro and Konohamaru while Shikamaru'll take Sakura. Sasuke'll take Shino and Neji'll take Jiraiya and Asuma.
However, they were all confused by the requests. Shikamaru check if there was any hidden message in it, but none came to mind. The only reason why they were going because of Sasuke. It wasn't because of friendship or any of that crap, he blackmailed them. A disadvantage of being his best friend.
Sasuke smirk as he drove. "This is so easy."
His friends have to agree on this one. Whoever invented this should never ever bet or worse, go into the lottery business. Wait, they should go into the lottery business.
Shino's house:
Sasuke climbed up the wall. 'Everyone seems to dig walls these days.' He gracefully landed on the ground and made his way toward the porch. 'Bug antenna's probably in the house.' He was making his way to the porch when his foot caught on something.
His friends were on the wall and their jaws dropped a mile. They honor their pride, so to show such shock was saying something.
Sasuke turn around, glaring. He planned to just yank whatever it was away, but there was a 10 feet cockroach grabbing the end of his pants so the whole yanking thing isn't really working. He jumped out of surprised and that made the roach let go.
He tried to run back, but he was surrounded by HUGE insects. He looked at his friends for help.
Neji smirked and nodded to him. "Look on the bright side. At least you found the bug antenna."
Sasuke glared at him and looked for a way out. 'These are some huge motherfucker.' In sight of danger, no formality is needed.
Kiba pointed to a family of roach. There was the baby, the mother, and the father all ready to have an Uchiha meal. "That's some weird shit. Maybe we should get roach spray."
Both Neji and Shikamaru gave him a very odd look. It was like saying 'fucking idiot'.
Sasuke looked up at his friends then back at the roach. He took a deep breath and ran forward. Thankfully, he was a good martial artist. He grabbed an antenna and almost yanked his hand back when he felt the hairy skin on his. However, he only cringed and yanked it free.
The roach pulled back, but only more kept coming.
"Hey, Sasuke," called Kiba. "If you get eaten, can I have your will?"
Sasuke didn't answer, only glared at him. He got another antenna, except this one was kinda deep and its edge dripped with a green gooey substance. He finally got a third one from a baby roach, but that only made the parents angry.
A roach flew at him and he acted on instinct. Sasuke raised his foot and kicked.
SQUISH!
His friends made disgusting faces from the safety of the wall.
Sasuke's foot went through the roach and now, greed liquid oozed down his leg. His hair covered his eyes as his lips tighten. You can't really tell, but the dark color where he's eyes were supposed to be were obvious sign that he's upset.
Each one of them waited for something to happen. They've fought against hordes of gangster, but never huge mutated bugs.
"ARRRGGHHH!" Sasuke turned around with a fiery in his eyes. He grabbed the roach by the antenna, ripping if off and fling the body somewhere else.
All of the bug family cringe as he directed his anger toward them. He's eyes burned with a revenging flame. They shook in their hairy little legs and ran when he came running toward them.
The three K4 saw only BAM! BAM! WHAM! CRUNCH! SQUISH! Smoke rose up and their friends head pop up right in front of them. They, of course, freaked and fell back.
Sasuke got in the car, his foot made a horrible squishing noise as he walked. His friends followed him, hoping that experience hadn't traumatized his fragile brain. They held their noses as a stench came from the green liquid.
None of them said anything for a while.
Sasuke looked at his friends. "Secret."
"Secret," they all said.
By admitting they were freaked out by that little scene was a bit of a wuss, so they made a small pact that was to never be spoken of again. That'll do, unless it slips out of course.
Sakura's house:
Shikamaru was next on the list. Even with his calm face, his friends can tell he was as much freaked out as they were. He slowly climbed up the walk and looked down. Everything seems fine, but who know what a pink hair little girl can do.
His friends were next to him, encouraging him.
"You got the easy one."
"Yeah, I doubt Sakura would set up any traps."
"Can I have your computer if you die? Ow! I'm only asking!"
Shikamaru jump down. 'Robot hand, robot hand, robot hand.' The paper said to ring the doorbell, so he didn't have to worry about anything….until he ring the doorbell. He walked up the porch and took in a deep breath and rung the bell.
Nothing happened for the first few seconds until the bell extracted itself and came right up to his face. He jumped back a little then regains his composure.
"What is your business?"
"I'm Nara Shikamaru, here to see Sakura."
The robot's head scan through then went back to its original blue.
Shikamaru heard a click and realized his pictures just been taken. 'Weird.'
"Is Uchiha Sasuke with you?"
"Uh…no."
Big mistake of his fucking genius life.
The robot's eyes turned red immediately after hearing that.
Neji looked through the binocular and raise an eyebrow. "I think he's talking to the….doorbell."
Kiba snatched the binocular to see for himself. "He is? All I see is a huge…AAAHHHH!" He didn't finish because he started running right after.
Sasuke and Neji gave each other a look until they saw Shikamaru's face right in front of the binocular. They jumped down just in time as laser beam came at them.
Let's just say they are never coming back there again.
When they were somewhere safe, Sasuke break and recollect his thoughts as his friends.
"Talking doorbell."
"Robot."
"Laser beam."
"Hoooome," whined Kiba.
Of course, all that just mean Sasuke can't back down. The challenge was getting more and more exciting, even if two of them were almost rib to shreds and one killed by a crazy robot.
Asuma's house:
Neji took a breather. He relaxed and was in a peaceful place. There is no on-.
"Hurry up and getting the fucking arrows!" shouted his friends.
He glared up at them from against the wall. "Oh, shut up!" That was very ooc, but annoying is annoying. He tied a blindfold over his eyes and took a step.
"You can't see with a blindfold, dumbass!" yelled Kiba. "You're gonna di-."
A huge bear trap came up and snap Neji shut!
"Neji!" they all cried.
But he was still alive. They all sigh with relieve and realized he was using his bare hands to hold the bear trap. W-What? They looked between the metals and saw him calmly holding himself alive.
He push against the bear trap as a bunch of arrows flew at him. Neji's ear reacted to the sound and turn around. He's hands moved in a weird fighting style, but succeeded in catching four arrows.
He walked out of the bear trap and climb back over the wall.
His friends stood frozen then the bear trap collapsed, broken into pieces.
"Wait, Neji!"
Jiraiya's house:
"Row, row, row your boat gentle down the stream. Merr-ow! Hey!"
Sasuke, Neji, and Shikamaru turn to him with challenging looks, daring him to say something. He smartly shut up.
"We've been driving for hours! Where is this motherfucker's fucking house?" shouted Sasuke.
Shikamaru took another look at the map. "Should be straight ahead. Neji, you need to get a set of…pink lingerie," he said smirking.
Neji only shrug. He was a one-woman teenager, but this pink lingerie thing is kinda getting his nerves all jumpy. 'I have a bad feeling about this.'
Jiraiya's house:
They drove up to a mansion and gasp. Pink flamingo, pink fountain, pink pink pink! Neji took one look at that and tried to push Kiba out instead. Too bad, it was three against one.
Neji looked back at them, but they only pointed at the house. He shook himself of a dreadful feeling and walked to the house or mansion. The place had an iron gate so he could squeeze through the bars.
He walked further towards the mansion, seeing many interesting things. Stealing lingerie means he has to sneak into the mansion. No problem. He has lots of experience. But… 'Damn you Uchiha!' He hated pink! On Tenten, that's a whole different story.
Neji climbed through an open window to get into the house. 'What kind of idiot would leave a window open?'
Jiraiya came laughing by, apparently drunk and doesn't even notice Neji standing right beside him. "I'll be back, sweetheart!" He passes Neji by and went into the kitchen.
'Oh, yeah, that kind of idiot.' Neji rolled his eyes and went to a bedroom, hoping to finish this quickly.
Ten minutes later passed slowly. Too slow for Neji's taste. There were at least a hundred rooms in the mansion and he searched every one of them, well, except one. He bites his lips and made his way toward the noises he's heard for the past ten minutes.
He peeks into the room and saw a most UGH ARGH EGH. Too disturbing to say. Neji slip on a mask that he found in one of the rooms. He spotted a lamp and put that in his jacket, faking it as a gun.
Neji took a deep breath. It was a way of relaxing when he felt like killing someone. It did help. He hasn't killed anyone yet.
The next four minutes blurred past Neji. He has busted into the room, tried not to gag at the EWWWW, pretend he was a robber by sticking up the lamp and grab a pair of lingerie.
The only problem with these three minutes was the lamp somehow poked its way through his jacket, giving Jiraiya the opportunity to try to kill him, but luckily he took a defensive class.
Neji dropkicked Jiraiya. Then he was hit over the head with one of the "toys" the couple had. Next he jumped out the window to escape; luckily he landed on a bush.
But then Jiraiya's "roommate" came out with an M16 colt.
Usually the K4's policy was to stand and fight, but when some crazy bitch comes out firing a M16 colt, you run. You don't worry about anything; you just get your ass outta there.
Neji jumped and landed on the roof of Sasuke's car. He had to hang on for his life as Sasuke didn't stop until he no longer heard gun shots.
After witnessing all that had happened, Kiba really did NOT want to go there. The next stop was…
…Kimimaro's house.
Kiba stood trembling at the huge wall. He could only imagine what was over there. He calmed himself and thought about all his happy places.
Sasuke gave Neji a look, who nodded. They both hoisted Kiba up and threw him over the wall then the three of them climbed up to see what happen.
"Where is he?" asked Sasuke. He cupped his hand and looked over the wide empty field, but saw no human form.
"Here."
They looked down and there was Kiba against the wall, trembling.
"Go to the porch!"
Shikamaru got a camera ready. "TOD: 11 PM Kimimaro's house Blown to smithereens." He earned two very odd looks and shrug. "Just trying to keep it documented. An empty field makes better graves."
Kiba heard all of this of course and his happy place was completely demolished. He took a trembling step forward then ZOOM! He raced all the way to the porch faster then the speed of sound, stood for a quick picture, then raced back up the wall and watched.
His friends sweatdropped. 'No fucking way!'
BAM! SLASH! BANG! BANG! BANG! KABOOM!
All four guy's jaw dropped. The field looked like after a war, but then in a second it cleared up. The trees were pulled underground and new ones came up magically. Same thing happened to everything else.
"…d-d-id…uh…y-you…."
"FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!"
"M-My 'od…..c-crap….k-k-ill…"
The things that came next were all incoherent words that was caused from the emotional trauma they just saw.
Konohamaru's house:
"HELL NO! I AM NOT GOING IN THERE!" yelled Kiba.
Kiba stood outside the car seconds later, trembling with fear. He couldn't imagine what horror lay in that nice little house.
Kiba was in! Oh, yes! The house was easy to get in. All he did was slide through the chimney, tried to calm himself after seeing a beheaded cat, got the shotgun, and ran out. Except during the middle of the running part, he got hit with a few darts. You know the ones with red feathers on them that paralyze you.
Sasuke, Neji, and Shikamaru were cheering on their friend….until he slip and fell. Or they thought he slipped.
Poor Kiba. His body turned to stone in under five seconds.
Halie put down the phone, checking off a few names. She picked it up right away and made a few other calls. Shino sat by her, recording down names and such.
Naruto directed the homecoming as should be, though he got a few scolding for not telling them the theme sooner.
Jiraiya was there in the morning, but had left early because of some "business" at home. Halie and Naruto couldn't look at him the same way anymore. They both shuddered when he left. They couldn't imagine what kind of "business" he had at home.
Everyone was wondering why Halie and Naruto was acting weird, not that they haven't always been weird, but this time; they refused to look at anyone. And there was always these looks that they gave each other like they know something that they don't know.
After about a few hours later, everyone came out tired, but quite satisfied with their work.
Halie drove Naruto home and even invited herself over for dinner. It was better eating her roommate's cooking.
However, when they got in they saw four guys lying on the couch. These four guys were the most respected, smartest, hottest guys in school and they were dead! Not literally of course.
They were looking at nothing in particular, except maybe trying to see the air.
Sasuke was cover in some funky slim while Neji was topped off with leaves, some dirt, in his clothes and hair. Shikamaru was the second to ok. The tip of his hair looked frizzy, like it was burned or something. A part of his clothes was scorched, but all in all, he seemed to be okay.
Kiba looked excellent compared to the others. Physically. Sorta. Well, he was sleeping at a very weird angle. He wasn't sleeping either cause he's eyes were open, but they weren't moving. At first, they thought he was dead and nobody cared enough to move the body, but at a closer inspection, he was still breathing.
Naruto moved toward them slowly and waved a hand in front of their faces. He even tried insulting them with no reaction. The worry blonde looked at Halie for help.
"Go up stair and ready for dinner," she said in a mother tone.
He shrug and went upstairs.
Halie slap Sasuke, who barely twitched. She raises an eyebrow. 'They're as good as dead.' She realized the light was turned off and switched it on. It made a small click as she turned it.
The three guys on the couch yelped and looked up thinking that maybe God was there to take them, but found it was only the lights.
She put up her hand in defence. "Chill, guys. What happened? You look like shit."
"We feel like shit," said Sasuke. The guys have to agree on that one. Whoever made the map was going to die a horrible horrible death.
Halie sat down by the stiff Kiba and that was when she realized he hadn't said a word. "What's wrong with him?"
Kiba's eyes darted everywhere and it seemed like he was trying to move his lips, but couldn't. It's as if they were glued shut.
"He's paralyzed," answered Shikamaru.
"Oh. Right. I think you should start from the beginning."
Sasuke sigh and told her the whole story. Surprisingly she didn't laugh…for the first ten seconds that is.
Halie pull out a bottle and gave it to Kiba, was fell asleep immediately as far as one can tell. "He should be fine in a few hours. So, you guys almost got killed trying to find out what Naruto's medicine was?"
They looked sheepishly at the floor, cheeks red with embarrassment.
She chuckle and shook her head. "Let me see it."
Sasuke pulled out the blue bottle and toss it to her angrily. He grunted with disappointment when she caught it.
Halie sniff the bottle expertly and made an "hmm" sound. "It's Tonic."
All of them gave her a "huh" face, showing their so-called knowledge.
"A herbal remedy taken to maintain health or ward off illness, rather than to treat an illness. It is also known as a normalizer and is typically taken for an extended period of time to strengthen and enliven the whole or specific parts of the body," she rolled her eyes as she explained. 'And this is our future.'
Sasuke repeated what she said in his head. '…enliven whole or specific parts of the… OMG!' He coughed to get rid of the feeling that he was feeling right now. "D-Does it…uh…c-can…"
Halie smirked, knowing exactly was kind of thoughts were going through his mind. "Naruto only takes it because Tsunade's a worry-wart. But yeah, it can be use for that."
All his friends rolled their eyes at him. Here they were, almost killed and all he can think about is getting into his boyfriend's pants.
"Show me the map," she said suddenly.
Sasuke, confused, handed over the map to her.
She took one look and burst out laughing. It took several minutes before she could calm down enough to talk. "So….got the lingerie?"
Neji's cheek flared and he glared at her for all that he's worth.
Halie shook her head again. "You guys are so stupid. Though I have to wonder how this got in your car."
"What do you mean?" She had their attention up to her neck now.
"I wrote this. Though I have no idea how it got in your car, Sasuke."
No answer came from the K4.
She looked up and saw the four faces of hell glaring down at her. "U-Uh…guys….heh….it was just a joke. C-Come on you guys."
They cracked their knuckles as they advanced on her.
"Uh…see yah!" She speeds off in a flash as they followed her, yelling all kinds of obscenity.
"HALIE!"
"IT'S TIME TO DIED!"
"FUCKING BITCH!"
"I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR HEART WITH MY BARE HANDS AND PUT IT IN A BLENDER!"
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BASTARD DO TO MY CLOTHES?"
The K4 all had one thought. 'OH, CRAP!'
The family dinner was very intense. Naruto kept glaring at Sasuke, who didn't stop shaking. Halie quickly left right after dessert to the safety of her home where her unusually huge dog will be eating anyone who tries to hurt her.
Sasuke watched as Naruto forcefully drank from the bottle and lay down. He couldn't get those thoughts out of his head. Seriously he did, but they won't go away. They were a couple after all and it's okay to do these kinds of things.
Yeah, that's what he tried to tell himself.
Naruto felt a hand wrapped around him and pull him closer. He didn't resist and buried his face into the warmth. However when he felt a hand crawling way too low, he freaked. Naruto jumped up, glaring down at Sasuke who tried to look as innocent as possible. "Y-You…w-what was that!"
"What was what?" Sasuke grinned and support his head with his elbow.
"Y-You…."
"I what?"
Naruto didn't answer. All he did was dropped down onto the bed like a rock, fast asleep.
Sasuke frown and nudge him. "Oi, dobe. Wake up." After no response, he started shaking the blonde quite vigorously. "Hey, how much did you drink? Naruto!"
Blue eyes forcefully open and closed immediately at the sunlight. Naruto got up and move his neck from side to side. There was an aching cramp in his neck like he laid on something hard.
Naruto got up from the floor. 'Floor?' He looked around himself and realized he been sleeping on the floor. Probably the whole night. '…Sasuke.' "Sasuke!" he called angrily.
His ears perk up as he heard a noise in the bathroom. In his anger he didn't think properly and barge right into the bathroom, ready to give the raven boy a good lecture about leaving people on the floor.
However…
Sasuke got out of the shower and grab a towel. He was drying his hair when suddenly the door burst opened and in came a very shock blonde.
They stare at each other until Sasuke smirked. Naruto blush and looked away. He willed himself not to look at the sex god in front of him. He might end up losing his virginity.
"…oh, Sasuke. Heh, my bad. I-I'll just g-go," Naruto turned to leave when a pair of arms grabbed him from behind.
"What, no foreplay?" said Sasuke's oh-so-sexy voice.
Naruto shiver as he felt Sasuke's breath on his neck. 'Damnit Naruto! This is bad. Very very bad.'
Sasuke lick Naruto's neck lightly, breathing over the skin coated with salvia.
'In a very good way.' Naruto lean his head to the side and gave a pleasurable moan as Sasuke sucked on his neck.
Sasuke hadn't honestly thought the morning would start out like this at all, not that it wasn't bad or anything. He was angry last night about Naruto. That was a reason why Sasuke literally kicked him out of bed, but the blonde was making it up to him.
He trailed his hand down to the base of Naruto's pants. The blonde's mind was too clouded with lust to object any advances. Sasuke's hand went under the pair of boxers and proceeded to-.
"SASUKE, GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE! DAD WANTS A FAMILY MEETING!" shouted Itachi from behind the door.
Sasuke growl and retracted his hand. "I'M COMING!"
Naruto had snapped out of it when Itachi screamed. He quickly back away, but Sasuke's strong grip wouldn't let him.
"I'll be right back," Sasuke said softly into his ear and left.
Naruto put his face in his hand and felt his face heat up. He shook his head to clear it of any dirty thoughts. Yeah, he's done some things to Sasuke, but that was totally different! Why is it different? IT JUST IS!
Sasuke got dressed and went downstairs, but his mind was still on a certain someone upstairs. His family all gathered down in the living room and looked toward him as he walked in. Already he could feel the importance of this "family meeting".
The thing is, they've never had a family meeting since that one time Sasuke came home from a fight.
"Sasuke, sit down," commanded his father. Fuguka held his hands wife and they both looked at Sasuke.
Itachi shrug as Sasuke looked at him.
"We've been thinking about this for a long time now. As you know, I'm going to retire in a few years."
Sasuke nodded slowly, not sure where this was going.
"And we think it's time, you both get marry," his father emphasized on both, leaving no argument for Itachi or Sasuke. "Have you two found anyone you love yet?"
Itachi and Sasuke share a concern look.
"Uh, father?"
"Huh?"
"May Itachi and I speak alone for a few minutes? It won't take long."
Fuguka was confused at this request, but comply nonetheless. "Yes."
Sasuke walk out to the dining room with Itachi following him. He turns around with his hands running through his hair. "What are we going to do? He's gonna blow when he finds out!"
Itachi fiddle with his thumbs, a sign that he was too nervous. "Calm down and let's think this through. We can solve this."
"Solve what, Itachi? That we're both gay!"
"Technically I'm bi."
"I don't give a fuck! You like men more than women! So what's the difference?" Sasuke paced back and forth, biting his lips.
"I'll do it," his brother said calmly.
Sasuke stopped dead in his track. "Excuse me? Can you repeat yourself? I think I just heard you say you'll do it."
"Yeah, so?"
"So? So, you're just going to marry some fucking chick that you don't even know?"
Itachi raise an eyebrow. "Sasuke, I thought you were smarter than that. Father's exact words were 'Have you found anyone you love yet'. Of course he won't make us marry someone we don't know."
"That's just great! Really great! What are you going to do? Spend two days with her then get marry?"
"No, I was thinking a week, to let me see if I can love her," Itachi said the last part quickly as he saw his little brother almost bursting with anger.
They walked back to the living room and Itachi bow respectably. "Father, I haven't found anyone that I love, yet, but if you can give me some time…?"
Fuguka looked at his wife, who nodded. "Alright, Itachi. What about you, Sasuke?"
"I'm gay," he said bluntly.
Itachi slap a hand to his forehead.
He cross his arms and glared at his father. "If you don't approve of that, there's nothing I can-."
"So?"
Sasuke's arms fell rigid to his side. He gave his parents the most dumbfounded look that a teenager can give his parents. "Uh….what?"
Itachi narrow his eyes. 'Did I hear what I just heard?'
Mikoto giggle a little and share an amused look with her husband. "Sasuke, we know. We never said you couldn't be gay." Then her voice turned into that of a concern mother. "Is that why you never open up to us honey?"
Sasuke looked down at the floor, embarrassed. "I-I'm sorry."
"There's no need to apologize, but we'll accept your relationship with your love on one condition," said Fuguka.
'I knew this was too good to be true.' However he looked up and met his father's eyes.
"Whenever there's any problem you might have, you come to us, alright?"
Sasuke's eyes gleamed with joy. "Hai!"
Itachi rolled his eyes, but secretly smiled.
"We know about you too, Itachi," his mother said.
"S-Sorry, mother."
"Same condition, ok?"
He nodded and gave his mother a small smile.
"Well," said Fuguka as he stood up and looked at Sasuke. "Who's the lucky gir-I mean, boy?"
Sasuke scratch the back of his head sheepishly.
Mikoto turned her attention to her son. "Who is it? Is he hot?"
Sasuke blushed as his mother used the word 'hot'. "Mother!"
Itachi watched from the sideline until his parents turned their attention to him too. Then he was fidgeting beside his little brother. But he was knew a way out of this, or at least to turn the attention away from him. "I know who Sasuke likes."
Sasuke felt like he was doomed, however being Itachi's little brother he also has a few trick up his sleeves. "Itachi's bisexual."
Mikoto squeal with delight. "Oh, honey! I have a few girls I like to introduce you to!"
Itachi wish the earth can just swallow him up right now. "Mother!" he tried desperately as his mom began dialling some chick's number.
"Hey, what's going on?"
They all turned to the little blonde in the doorway.
Naruto stepped inside with a pop tart in his hand. "You guys seem happy. It's starting to creep me out."
Sasuke smirk and pulled Naruto beside him. The blonde blushed and tried to push away, but Sasuke was much much stronger than him.
"Sasuke, what are you doing? Mr. Mrs. Uchiha, this isn-," but then stopped as the two adult grinned. "O-okay, Sasuke, what happened to your parents?"
"I told them the truth."
"Oh."
"When should we set the wedding date?" Fuguka and Mikoto said.
Naruto choked as Sasuke patted his back with concern.
Itachi chuckled as he left. 'You just made it worse, little brother.'
"Itachi! We're not finish here!"
But he was already gone.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Halie clutched her stomach as she laughed.
Naruto glared at her and stood unmoving. He told her what happened that morning and she's been laughing ever since.
Halie calmed down and wipe the tears from her eyes. "So…when do I get godchildren?" He blushed and looked away. "Awww, come on, Naruto. It isn't so bad. You love him, he loves you."
"I don't know," he muttered, but Halie heard him.
"What do you mean? Of course, he loves you."
"I don't know, but I have a bad feeling. That thing you told me about the dream seemed like it's going to come true. I mean, the other afternoon Sasuke was talking to someone on the phone and he looked so tense."
Halie patted him on the back, sympathetically. "You have to trust him, Naruto."
"I know, but there's this nagging feeling that won't go away. Like something bad going to happen."
"I think you might be right," said Halie, looking across the field of trees.
Naruto follow her gaze and his eyes widen. There was Sasuke with another woman! Sasuke looked angry and she seemed nervous and sad.
"Maybe they're friends," said Halie. She turns to Naruto, but saw him ready to go over. She held him back though. "Naruto, you can't! This is a sign of a breaking trust."
"Yeah, I know! That's why I'm going over there!"
"I meant you! Just sit back and relax. Let's just watch them for now."
Naruto seem to calm down after that. Inside, he was seething with anger, but another part of him was hoping Sasuke wasn't cheating on him. He love Sasuke, he really do, but he still have a feeling that Sasuke doesn't truly love him.
"They're just talking. That's good."
"Yeah, for now. What if they start kissing?"
"They're not going to start kissing. Looks like Sasuke's going to leave. Uh, Naruto, let's leave."
"Huh? Why?"
Halie tried to stop him as he looked over at them, but it was too late. Naruto felt his heart stop as he took in the scene before him. Sasuke's lips and that bitch's were crushed against each other!
Charlie: CURSE IT! FU&& B#$!
Narra: whoa, watch the lanuage. we have minors reading this. calm down. take a deep breath. and take of your blouse.
Charlie: ok-wait, what?
Narra: ...tell me what happened.
Charlie: I have...h-have...
Narra: you have what?
Charlie: SUMMER SCHOOL! (sobs loudly)
Narra: yes!
Charlie: (glare)
Narra: I mean...what for?
Charlie: geography. apparently I failed two semester of it.
Narra: (thinking) how can you fail-?
Charlie: you know what I don't know!
Movie Review:
The De Vinci Code: I didn't watch all of this, just part of the middle, but I saw enough to get an idea. it was confusing, bloody, and all around crazy. I mean...who knew that Jesus did that! In the movie it said Jesus did that, but in truth it did not happen. just a plot, please don't yell at me. I'm not telling you exactly what happened, go watch it yourself. Recommended.
X-Men The Last Stand: the only part that I didn't like about this was I didn't get to seewhen Scott...nevermind. all of those who've seen it, you know what I'm talking about. I mean they just cut that part right off. but it was all good...in the end. Recommended.
Just My Luck: I would love to have that much luck as Ashley did! the ending was good, but not exactly what I had in mind. actually I didn't have an ending in mind, but if I did it wouldn't have been that. Recommended.
Movie Quote:
(from Bad Boys 2)
(to his sister, a Miami DEA agent)
Marcus: That was reckless, that was stupid, and that was dangerous.
(pauses)I'm telling Mommy.
Marcus: (opens his front door) Who the FUCK are you?
Reggie: I'm Reggie, Mr. Burnett
Marcus: How old are you?
Reggie: I'm fifteen, Mr. Burnett
Marcus: Motherfucker, you look thirty.
Mike: (Pretending to be drunk) Nigger, who is it at the door?
Marcus: It's Reggie!
Mike: Who the fuck is Reggie?
Marcus: Came to take Megan out.
Mike: (to Reggie) What you want, nigger?
Reggie: I'm here... to take his daughter out.
Mike: Motherfucker, I heard the boy say your name Reggie? You wanna be takin' Megan out?
Reggie: Yes, sir?
Mike: How old is you?
Reggie: Fifteen.
Mike: Shit, nigger. You at least thirty.
Marcus: You a virgin?
Reggie: Yes, sir.
Marcus: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight.
Mike: You ever made love to a man?
Reggie: No.
Mike: You want to?
Mike: Now that's how you supposed to shoot, from now on that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some dysfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbeques and shit, though.
Mike: We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.
Marcus: (on seeing a rat) Oh, shit. These ain't normal rats.
Mike: What my partner means is that these are a special breed called umm...
Marcus: Big motherfuckers.
Mike: (pointing a flashlight at Marcus' eyes) Have you ingested X? Look at your pupils.
Marcus: Look at my pupils? How the hell am I gonna look at my pupils?(tries to cross his eyes)
Floyd Poteet: We've got our rights.
Mike: Why don't you exercise your right to shut the fuck up?
Marcus: You see that?
Mike: They throwin' cars. How'd I not see that.
Marcus: Hey, Mike, I'm just trying to be helpful.
Mike: Hey, you'd know what would be fuckin' helpful, Marcus? Just shut the fuck up and let me drive, let's try that.
Mike: Crash the ambulance into the mortuary now.
Detective Mateo Reyes: (over radio) No way. I'm not getting suspended again.
Mike: I'm gonna whoop your asses if you don't crash that ambulance into the mortuary now.
Marcus: (During a gun fight) Sir, we just want to talk.
Mike: You want to talk? All right, go ahead, go ahead.
Marcus: We're not immigration!
Mike: (More gunfire) They can't hear you 'coz they still shootin' at you.
Marcus: Look, Mike. Calm down!
Mike: Calm down? I'm calm. I'm calm. Whoaa! Whoa! I am way too unstable for that bullshit! Stop all the goddamn movement! Everybody stop moving.
Marcus: Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!
Mike: Now how is that information gonna help me do my job?
Marcus: They fuck just like us!
(to Syd)
Megan: I bet you meet a lot of cute guys. Just like "Sex and the City".
Marcus: Theresa, cancel the damn cable!
(Mike's way of saying I'm sorry)
Mike: It's a donut. It's a medical thing. I got it from a maternity store. You know, a lot of pregnant women use it. They can put one cheek here and take the pressure off the other. For you, dawg.
Marcus: thoughtful
(staring into the captain's fishbowl after ingesting X)
Marcus: This is a nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish.
Capt. Howard: 22 cars and a boat, totaled? How the hell did you sink a boat?
Marcus: Police! Pull over! Stop the car!
Mike: Not your badge, man! He has a gun, shoot him!
(Top of dead body's head falls off as Marcus touches it's mouth. Marcus is sick)
Mike: That's that bullshit, that's that bullshit.
Marcus: Mike, the motherfuckin head fell off!
Mike: Captain, is it possible we can discuss potential reinbursement...
Capt. Howard: The department doesn't cover personal property, that's why we drive police cars.
(from Transporter)
Mr. Kwai: The delivery will be made. My daughter will get over it. If I'm lucky, she'll see the light
Frank: yeah, if she's lucky, maybe you'll get hit by a truck
(from Transporter 2)
S.W.A.T. member: freeze! who the fuck are you?
Tarconi: I'm ze cook.
(from the Italian Job)
Charlie: You've got no imagination. You couldn't decide what to do with all that money, so you had to get what everybody else wanted.
Stella: I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust.
John: how are you?
Charlie: (shrugging) I'm fine
John: fine? you know what "fine" stands for, don't you?
Charlie: unfortunately yeah
John: freaked out...
Charlie: insecure
John: neurotic
Charlie: and emotional
John: you see those pillars over there?
Charlie: (looks behind him and sees the pillars) what about them?
John: that's where they used to string up thieves who felt fine
Charlie: after you.
(Lyle isn't answering Charlie's calls)
Handsome Rob: He only answers to "The Napster" now, Charlie
Charlie: Oh, no. I am not calling you The Napster.
Lyle: Why not? You call him Left Ear.
Left Ear: Well, I am.
Lyle: And him Handsome Rob.
Charlie: Well, that's because he is Handsome Rob!
(introducing Stella to his partners)
Charlie: That's Lyle. He's my computer genius. You know he's who really invented Napster? At least that's how Lyle tells it. Said Shawn Fanning was his roommate in college and stole his idea. I think it's his first time riding that bike, though.
Lyle: Hey. (Lyle falls over)
Charlie: You okay?
Lyle: Yeah.
(a car drives up)
Charlie: That's Left Ear. Demolition and explosives. When he was ten, he put one too many M-80s in the toilet bowl... lost the hearing in his right ear. He's been blowing stuff up ever since.
(a car zooms in from behind Charlie and Stella)
Charlie: Handsome Rob. Premier wheel man. Once drove all the way from Los Angeles just so he could set the record for longest freeway chase. You know he got 110 love letters sent to his jail cell from women who saw him on the news?
Left Ear: This dude got dogs. I don't do dogs... I had a real bad experience, man.
Charlie: What happened?
Left Ear: I had. A bad. Experience. Damn it. I'M deaf.
Skinny Pete: If there's one thing I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians.
John: You know, Charlie, there are two kinds of thieves in this world: those who steal to enrich their lives, and those who steal to define their lives. Don't be the latter. Makes you miss out on what's really important in this life.
Charlie: What are you talking about, John? You've been a good father.
John: Sitting in prisons doesn't make you a good father. I spent half my kid's life in prison. Don't get to be my age with nothing but this, Charlie. Find somebody you want to spend the rest of your life with, and hold onto her forever.
Steve: You blew the best thing you had going for you. You blew the element of surprise.
(Charlie punches Steve)
Charlie: surprised?
(Lyle is impersonating Handsome Rob and the cable girl)
Lyle: (as Handsome Rob) 'Ello,I'm Handsome Rob, what's your name?
Lyle: (as cable girl) My name's Becky. It's, uh, written on my shirt
Lyle: (as Handsome Rob) Look,I'm gonna need your shirt and your truck
Lyle: (as cable girl) okay. would you like my virginity as well?
Lyle: (as Handsome Rob) if it's on the menu. you're not too bright are you?
Lyle: (as cable girl) no
Lyle: (as Handsome Rob) perfect
John: I'm sending you something
Stella: does it smell nice?
John: no, but its sparkly
Stella: does it come with a receipt?
Lyle: (seeing the name "Becky" on the cable-girl's uniform; specifically on her left breast) Becky, huh? Wonder what she calls the other one...
Handsome Rob: And it's such a mystery why you don't have a girlfriend, Lyle.
(Timing the getaway to Union Station)
Handsome Rob: It's either bad traffic, peak traffic, slit-your-wrist traffic... you've got an average of 32 minutes and a top time of 50. But if we had green lights all the way, we could do it in 14 minutes.
(as they are dangling from under the road way, after Left Ear's gotten all the explosives in place, and is about to insert the detonator)
Left Ear: Just give me a minute.
Charlie: (impatiently) NOW?
Left Ear: I'm about to insert this detonator tube, and if the brass touches the sides, you and I will be the last people each of us will see.
Charlie: Take all the time you need.
Left Ear: (after a pause) Hey, Charlie?
Charlie: What?
Left Ear: I love you, man.
Charlie: I love you too.