Heyo Everyone, Insanity Radical here with a greeting to you with a Hello and a Yo! Turning it into a Heyo, say Heyo when you greet me guys especially the ladies since I'm so alone …. Awkwardness aside, I know each of you guys are beautiful creations of God, and if you're not then who made you? Also College, I would like to say that to all Professors and people who are giving me pain and misery throughout the years as a student, I realize now that all of this, the projects, the quizzes, the pressure, the stress, the false hope that you make us believe you are absent but apparently your not, and all of it was just a test or a training in order to make me a better professional guy in the future…and to that I say Fudge you! (No offense on other profs though, Mine are douches)
Anyway they won't know mah name, Let's get to it!
Episode 18: Prancing around France
Last time on The Ridonculous Race: Insanity. Our teams head over to New Jersey Asylum where they got themselves a game of hide and seek, The You-Tubers got owned, The Spy and Surgeon fell for the oldest trap in the book, Dallas got butt stabbed….Thirty times. And The Technicals went on a sewage adventure, but it was all eye's on The Awesome Geeks who have found a new friend while Eugene just treats it very weirdly *Cough* Jealous *Cough* and The Pizzeria Sisters who got cornered by Freddy, Chikan, Bunny and Fox the nurse as they placed their skills until 6pm, resulting them in last place. Did I mention that it was a non-elimination round? Oh you bet I did!
Don: Twelve teams are now heading over to a new location, Who will be going home this round! Today's a chance of redemption and ascension, I have no idea what I just said because this is The Ridonculous Race Insanity!
(Intro: I have no Comment on this one)
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Confessional: The You-Tubers (Zachery and Kevin)
Kevin sat at his seat while Zachery is getting restrained by J.J and Pamela.
Kevin: DO IT!
Zachery: NOOOO!
Pamela: Don't be such a wussy dude! You lost a bet fair and square, Geez talk about depressing.
Zachery: You're not gonna make me do it demons! There are some dares that you didn't do even if you lost, You no good demonic spawn of a You-Tuber!
Kevin: Yeah, But you always think of something smart and trick me into doing it anyway, and now it's my domain making you my bitch, NOW DO IT!
J.J: Come on! It's just talking to your crush and confessing your true feelings in front of millions of people who are watching this, it's not like it's a million and one or anything cause that would be scary.
Zachery: Negatory! I don't like the idea of it, I don't like each and everyone of you!
J.J: I don't like your face! *Tackled Zachery*
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Everyone is watching Zachery and Kevin with Pamela and J.J as The free You-Tuber held a box while the captive You-Tuber stares at it with complete horror.
"What's in the box?" Charlotte asked curiously.
"I hope its flowers!" Dahlia suggested.
"It's not flowers" Carmen informally deadpanned
"SHUT UP!" Pandora shouted "I'm watching some intense humiliation here and I don't want to miss it!"
Zachery kneeled at the sight of the box as Kevin puts on a satisfied smirk, a lot of their arguments and fights it was always him who gets the last laugh, Kevin might win some but Zachery always finds a way to turn it into his favour, but now the tables have been turned, no matter how many possibilities he thinks of, it always leads to the choice.
"What's it going to be Zach-Zach, Your pride or your pride!" Kevin exclaimed.
"Y-You wouldn't dare r-read one of t-those" Zachery warned
"Suit yourself" Said Kevin and pulled a small paper from the box "HEY EVERYONE! If you thought Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life is a creepy and disgusting video, let me tell you what my best buddy Zachery thinks of it, it's Aro-
"FINE!" Zachery shouted "Just hand me the Alphasphere and I'll do it!"
"Heh, You finally gave in huh?" Kevin asked.
"Forcing me to confess truthfully to Amanda, Screw you Kevin to hell" Zachery confessed.
"I'm only doing this cause I'm your bro" Kevin said and gave Zachery the Alphasphere "You know what to do"
"Look Kevin, I'm sorry ok! Just don't let me-
"After testing many times on this" Kevin announced as he picked another paper "I have come to the conclusion that Zachery's most dreamed fantasy is him on a trampoline, a big springy one, covered in baby oil with-
"I'm switching it on you douche!" Zachery shouted
"Oh this is getting feisty…I LOVE IT!" Tristan confessed as Carter rolled his eyes.
"H-Hello? K-Kevin?" Amanda asked
"N-No it's not Kevin" Zachery clarified.
"Zachery! OMG I'm so sorry ok So very sorry!" Amanda
"No I'm the one who should be sorry, I've hid my feeling for you in such a long time because I was afraid that once you heard it, we wouldn't be friends anymore, a lot of people tried to make me confess but I couldn't because I'm scared." Zachery confessed as tears slowly formed in his eyes.
"I'm not like Kevin, He's confident, strong and willing to take risk for the sake of the people he loved, He's the complete opposite of me… I'm to afraid to risk anything, I'm scared of trying because I'm afraid I'll lose the people I've loved more than myself, I panic whenever a loyal fan hates me, I blame myself if people don't like what they see because I know I'm not good enough…And now I hate myself because I don't want to tell you how I feel" Zachery said "I know there are a lot of guys more amazing than me, but I guess my love confession was enough for you to know, that you are a very close person in my life"
Everyone was silent as Zachery's confession, some of the females refused the urge to cry, some contestants did though *Cough* Samantha *Cough*, Kevin just stared at Zachery in complete shock, he already knows they are bot opposites but he never knew Zachery claims he was something he wasn't, perhaps pushing him too far was not a good idea.
Suddenly they heard Amanda giggling causing everyone's confusion.
"W-Why are you l-laughing?" Zachery asked.
"Because you're still the idiot that I fell in love with after me and Kevin broke-up. To be honest, you were much cooler than Kevin since you're organized and all that jazz, but the main point is that I thought you only see me as a friend" Amanda confessed.
"YOU THOUGHT?!" Kevin shouted and pushed Zachery away, grabbing the Alphasphere "HAVE YOU SEEN THE COMMENT SECTIONS ON HIS CHANNEL?!"
"Not really, I never looked at the comments because I tend to focus on Zachery's cute face more than read other people's opinions" Amanda informed.
Zachery's face blushed red.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Kevin shouted "The whole fanbase knows about it, Your friends know about it, EVEN BY FRIST GLANCE ON JAPAN A LOT OF THEM KNOW ZACH HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!"
"Kevin!" Zachery shouted.
"I'm not done yet gigolo!" Kevin exclaimed "You guys make a perfect couple and none of you think you are good enough, what is this a Soap Opera TV series?! NO! If you think you two are going to screw me with that hearts and arrows BS then you are wrong! Soap Opera series are supposed to make you laugh and barf that's a general rule of the world, and not only that but they happen on night shows not on the morning!"
Kevin removed his shirt as he looked at Zachery with intense fury "I won't let you make a mockery of Soap Operas Satan in Zachery's clothing! So if you and Amanda are trying to make my heart beat. Let's handle this outside!"
"FIGHT! FIGHT!" J.J shouted.
"Crush him with a chair!" Charity exclaimed.
"MAKE HIM FEEL PAIN!" Samantha yelled
"Lick his biceps! LICK IT NOW" Charlotte suggested on Zachery "I mean, USE A SLEDGEHAMMER!"
Don: With that done, Let's get back on the race because last Chill-Zone is located on New Jersey and that's where Insignificant, Darold, Kevin and Zachery with a new girlfriend will be getting their first travel tip.
Insignificant and Darold walked over to the Don box with complete joy.
"Third wins in a row!" Insignificant cheered "This Challenge is getting to easy for us"
"You bet! There isn't anything in this world that can stop us" Darold exclaimed.
"We're the best! The Ultimate!" Insignificant shouted
"With our Speed, Strength and Ability at its best!" Darold cheered
"Don't forget North Korea" Insignificant corrected.
"Oh yes! We can't forget about North Korea, We are the best ultimate team of Speed, Strength, Ability and North Korea!" Darold shouted.
It took a few minutes before Insignificant said "BUTSSANK"
"What?" Darold asked.
"I said, BUTSSANK" Insignificant repeated.
"BUTSSANK?" Darold questioned.
"Did you just refer to us as BUTSSANK?" Insignificant asked.
"Didn't you hear me my friend, I said we are the best ultimate t-
"Yes, Yes! The Best Ultimate Team of Speed, Strength, Ability and North Korea! BUTSSANK!" Insignificant answered.
"BUTSSANK….." Darold said as he thinks it through.
"BUTSSANK" both said as they shrugged their shoulders while Insignificant grabs the tip
"Take your badokadonks to the airport and fly all the way to France, Europe" Insignificant announced.
The Spy and Surgeon ran off as Kevin carries a paralyzed, Love Struck Zachery to the carpet of completion.
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Confessional: The You-Tubers (Zachery and Kevin)
Amanda: Via Alphasphere* I Love you!
Zachery: I love you more! *Both started giggling*
Kevin: CAN WE FOCUS ON THE CHALLENGE HERE! I already got the tip!
Zachery: How come we were so shy into confessing our feelings for each other, this is the best moment of my life.
Amanda: Via Alphasphere* Same to you my evil overlord *Squeals* I've been dying to say that for a long time
Zachery: *Closes the microphone on the alphasphere and squeals, then whispers to Kevin* She called me Overlord.
Kevin: DUDE! WE'RE GOING TO FRANCE! WE NEED TO FOCUS!
Both: *Sighs Lovingly* Franceee 3 3
Kevin: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
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Don: Bad luck to the team and good luck to some teams because it has been announced there will be three flights departing one hour apart, Teams on the first flight have a huge advantage this time, or do they? Nah, just kidding they'll totally dominate it.
"France! The city of love" Tristan said and puts an arm around April "Are you excited?"
"Not really" April confessed "I just want to survive this challenge, I mean I haven't reached the top 5 for a long time"
"Well maybe your boyfriend can help you out!" Tristan suggested.
April smiled "Ok then, What have you got to offer Mr. Helper?"
"I'm smart, Cunning, Strong and very attractive!" Tristan answered "And by God if you and I are battling for first place, I will lay down my jacket and give it to you so you can win the throne"
"He's not Cunning!" Carter announced in his board
"Dude! I'm flirting!" Tristan said as he glared at his brother while Carter gave a sly smug face.
"Ok that's a very good offer" April said "But what's in it for me" she asked as she raised her eyebrow.
"Um…We can hold hands?" Tristan suggested as his face blushed.
"Is he really shy about this?" Jenna asked Carter as the mute nodded his head.
"You should have seen him in prom" Carter writes down on his board.
"Wow, You know to be honest, you are more mature than him" Jenna confessed
"Guilty as charged" Carter wrote "Your more stronger than your sis, even I was scared when you are angry"
"Don't be silly, I only hurt people who hurts the people I love" Jenna said happily.
"Does that count me too?" Carter wrote and smirked
Immediately Jenna's face turned bright red as she plays with her finger "W-Well i-if the court of law-
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Confessional: Tristan and Gabriel (Sole Members of The Shirtless Movement)
Gabriel: Dude, Your bro just owned you at flirting, and he doesn't even need to say a word!
Tristan: I KNOW! He's a sexy male model philosopher/gigolo trapped in a teenage boy's body! My God how does he do it?!
Gabriel: You already got a girlfriend bro, it makes you more advance than Carter.
Tristan: Carter likes to take things slow and progressive, While I just got lucky
Gabriel: Come on dude, April likes you the way you are, Look just show me how you flirt.
Tristan: You?
Gabriel: Seduce me man!
Tristan: *Cough* Hey Girlfriend, Your face is good! I'm a Tristan!
Gabriel: …
Tristan: …
Gabriel: You totally nailed it bro *Gives high-five*
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"So what do you say?" Tristan asked completely nervous "Or am I going to fast in our relationship"
"Dude, you're going too slow and it's slightly funny. Look, guide me to the top five and you get more of this" April said and pulled Tristan to an intense kiss, the sudden attack was passionate and forceful that Tristan felt limp again by how intense the kiss was, April just closed her eyes enjoying the moment as her boyfriend was close to fainting, after a few seconds she lets go and drops Tristan to the ground.
"I'll be giving an even better effort if you succeed" April said with a wink and strutted off, signalling Jenna to follow.
"Well I guess I'll be going then" Jenna said a bit sad.
Carter placed a hand on Jenna's shoulders and gave her an encouraging smile.
"You know, even if you don't speak, I kinda understand what you are saying to me right now" Jenna said and gave Carter a quick peck on the cheek "Thanks"
Carter smiles as he saw Jenna skipping towards April as the Twins went off, The mute Half-Brother smiled and grabbed Tristan's leg, dragging him to the airport.
Dallas looks over to Dahlia and said calmly "Wish it was you and St-
"France!" Dahlia said loudly embarrassed as Dallas smiled in enjoyment
Flight 1: The You-Tubers, The Spy and Surgeon, The Armadas and The Clubbies
Flight 2: The Half-Brothers, The Country Siblings, The Twins and The News Anchors
Flight 3: The Technicals, The Weirdos, The Awesome Geeks and The Pizzeria Sisters.
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Confessional: The Awesome Geeks (Noy and Eugene)
Eugene: *Blushing* Sooo, Were going to France *Chuckles Nervously*
Noy: The City of Love *Starts playing with her hair*
Eugene: Y-You wouldn't want to you know, Have some fun while doing this race at the cost of being in the chopping block once more.
Noy: A-Are you asking me on a date *Blushes deeper*
Eugene: *Scratches the back of his head* W-Well we haven't enjoyed much because we were so focused on the race, I think we should you know, let loose for a while. B-BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO THEN THAT'S FINE BECAUSE I TRULY UNDERSTAND!
Noy: Yeah, I like that very much.
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Don: Known by most people as The City of Love, France encompasses medieval and port cities, tranquil villages, mountains and Mediterranean beaches. Paris, its capital, is known worldwide for its couture fashion houses, classical art museums including the Louvre and monuments like the Eiffel Tower. The country is also renowned for its sophisticated cuisine and its wines. Lascaux's ancient cave drawings, Lyon's Roman theater and the immense Palace of Versailles are testaments to its long history. Once teams arrive, instead of facing a normal Blue tip they will be getting something New and exciting!
"A Red tip?" Pandora repeated "What's that"
"An ordinary Blue tip just gives you instructions and whatnot, But the Red tip won't really give you the specific details" Charity informed.
"How did you know that?" Pandora said.
"Don told Cuppy while we were both asleep" Charity informed as she hugged the small sippy cup "Whose a good little cuppy, YOU ARE!"
"Well what does the Tip say?" Pandora asked.
"Let's see" Charity said.
Red Tip Challenge: Mega All In! Three Prancing Tipless.
1.Height is an option for gliding, especially if its famous
2.Not Everything is a Portrait
3.Singing a Song on a Car is not Romantic
"Ok….I do not know what it means? What exactly does Don wants us to do?" Pandora questioned.
"Well the name of the challenge is Three Prancing Tipless Maybe we are supposed to find three puzzle pieces" Charity suggested.
"That may be good, I'm guessing these three sentences are guides to those puzzle pieces" Pandora guessed.
"Well once we land in France, We got to move quick" Charity said "Cuppy may know some"
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Confessional: The Pizzeria Sisters (Charity and Pandora)
Pandora: I'm starting to regret showing Charity the sippy cup.
Charity: *Gasps* Don't you dare say that to my little bundle of cuteness! He's the reason why I'm not insane!
Pandora: Girl, Since when were you not insane?
Charity: Point taken, But Cuppy is on our team now!
Pandora: Well it better have some uses cause I'm not gonna drag his plastic butt to the Chill-Zone, I'm already tired of lifting yours.
Charity: *Giggles*
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France
"Ok!" Samantha cheered "Now to solve some really ridiculous hints into finding our puzzle pieces, I suggest we do the first clue!"
"Good idea!" Flynn cheered.
"OK! It says something tall and famous…GODDAMMIT! I can't think of anything!" Samantha yelled and starts to run around in panic.
"Whoa! Whoa Girl take it easy, you'll hurt your arm. I'm guessing one of the pieces is in the Eiffel tower" Flynn said "And we'll have to glide once we reach on top"
"Kinda like the same thing we did in Rio!" Samantha cheered
"Please don't bring that up Sam" Flynn said.
"Why? Is it because you've done something worth not knowing?" Samantha asked "Tell me what is it Flynn RIGHT NOW!"
"Look, If you care for something else other than the club you could just say it! I'm trying to save our one way to see each other and you're worried over some dumb thing that I did" Flynn exclaimed.
"So you admit you did something! Flynn, I want to save the Club as much as you but we need to be honest in our game here!" Samantha said.
"Nevermind that!" Flynn shouted "The Armadas just passed by us!"
Flynn ran off as Samantha sighed "Something happened and I will figure it out!"
Don: The Louvre or the Louvre Museum is one of the world's largest museums and a historic monument in Paris, France. A central landmark of the city, it is located on the Right Bank of the Seine in the 1st arrondissement, this is where the Second guide is directing.
The You-Tubers are already making their way to the louvre, apparently Amanda guessed that the second guide leads to the louvre, thus using their one help per leg and resulting to the AlphaSphere being confiscated for the day.
"I'LL CALL YOU BACK!" Zachery shouted as Kevin drags him inside the art museum.
"Ok, So the Puzzle Piece should be around here somewhere" Kevin thought and found a Yellow tip attached to one of the statues, guarded by a tough security guard.
"Ohhh Crap" Kevin said "Well Zach-Zach, I guess we won't be talking to Amanda for a while till we can't get this done"
"What?" Zachery asked "Why?"
"Well in case you aren't wondering, a yellow tip on a statue and several of these painting are guarded by top security in France, don't suppose you have an-
"I won't let you get in the way of Evil Love FRENCHIE!" Zachery shouted and tackled the security guard.
"Ok, II have to admit that there are some pros and cons of Zachery finally having a girlfriend" Kevin confessed "I'm liking it"
"GAH! MY BONES!" The guard yelled
Don: The Seine is a 776-kilometre long river and an important commercial waterway within the Paris Basin in the north of France. With the aid of the third guide, teams must take a small boat and cruise the river in search for a cyan tip located below.
"Thanks!" Charlotte said as the staff placed her teams boat into the river, the female Armada looked at the map and stared at it in confusion "Hey Antonio, There is something wrong with the map. It has no pictures!"
"WHY ARE YOU MOCKING ME DEMON!" Antonio shouted at the mime in front of him "Stop copying my graceful movements, because no one can master it except me!"
"Dude it's a mime" Charlotte informed.
The mime continues to imitate Antonio.
"How does he do that?!" Antonio yelled.
"I'm pretty sure it's a Girl" Charlotte said.
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Samantha yelled.
Both Charlotte and Antonio immediately saw Samantha on a glider as she crashes down safely, because the mime broke her fall, unfortunately the girl Clubmate was covered in tomatoes.
"What happened?" Antonio asked.
"Two words, TOMATO GUN!" Samantha exclaimed angrily.
Don: The Eiffel Tower is a wrought iron lattice tower on the Champ de Mars in Paris, France. It is named after the engineer Gustave Eiffel, whose company designed and built the tower. Twelve Green tips are stacked on top and they must be able to grab one of those suckers while avoiding the tomato interns with their tomato guns. Once Teams collected the Red, Blue, Yellow and Green Tips they must head over to the Chill-Zone, Last team to arrive may be cut from the race!
The Second flight has arrived and in an instant the four teams sprinted their way to France with their red tips still intact. The Half-Brothers head over to the Eiffel Tower, The Twins made their way to the louvre, The Country Siblings to the Seine.
"I think it's about time we say goodbye to The Twins, don't you think?" Carmen asked herself "But it'll result with The Half-Brothers getting on my bad side and I need to be safe about it"
"Let's go to the seine Carmen!" Pamela suggested "The Armadas and Country Siblings are there too, it looks so fun!"
"If you're the one diving for tips then I have no arguments about it" Carmen said.
"But we are supposed to do it together" Pamela reminded.
"Duh! I'll paddle the boat while you dive for Cyan tips. Cool. Ok GO TEAM!" Carmen cheered and ran to the Seine.
"Ok?" Pamela said as she catches up.
Eiffel Tower.
"IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!" Darold shouted as he slowly climbs to the steel bars of the tower.
There are many ways to grab a tip, either you grab a glider and crash your way to the top, or climb the tower with your bare hands and stealth-fully grab the tip from the top, and since The Spy and Surgeon are horrible drivers…
"AAHH!" Insignificant screamed, covered in tomato juice as he fell down to a safety net prepared.
Carter silently climbs the tower, he decided to be far away from Tristan as possible since his sibling insisted that his awesome taunting and strength will make him invincible enough to climb to the top, knowing Tristan's ego, Carter decided to go on stealth instead.
"You can hit me with that fruit gun of yours Frenchie! But you will never break my spirit!" Tristan shouted as he continues to climb. One of the interns luckily shot Tristan in the eye causing the Half-Brother to cry in pain.
"My eyes! They are burning!" Tristan cried "Oh why did I didn't think this plan through! Maybe if I just ignore it and-
Another tomato was hit on his corneas.
"MY CORNEAS" Tristan yelled as he falls down the tower.
Meanwhile Flynn is still circling around the tower with his glider, Most of the Interns are trying to take him down but the male Clubmate easily dodges the incoming tomatoes.
Louvre
Two security guards drag a struggling Zachery outside as did one security guard drags his partner, both You-Tubers where thrown away and were given a thirty minute penalty for failing.
"Dammit! Why didn't you help me back there?!" Zachery asked.
"Because I'am a noble citizen, Unlike you!" Kevin shouted.
"Excuse me sir, Can you please tell me if you have seen a colored tip inside?" A strange looking feminine male with a moustache asked, His orange hair is hidden under a fedora and it seems this person is extremely tall.
"Oh yes, It's on the statues and the paintings" Kevin answered "Guards are protecting it so you got to act-
Zachery hits Kevin with his palm as he looked over to the tall man "Really April? I thought you were smarter than this?"
"Don't criticize, It's part of the plan." April said in a male tone voice.
"That approach is really stupid" Zachery confessed.
"Says the guy who got his ass whooped" April countered.
"Good call, Well then try your best" Zachery said "We'll be on this bench for thirty minutes"
Seine River.
"Wooow! This is so Romantic Brother!" Dahlia cheered as Dallas kept rowing their boat.
"Sure" Dallas replied, keeping a close observation on the river for any tips beneath.
"Hey, you seem pretty upset" Dahlia said "Is something wrong"
"It's silly, Don't worry about it" Dallas said.
"I miss him too" Dahlia said.
Dallas looked over to Dahlia who gave him a comforting smile "I know he's your first friend, but now that he's gone, we should really move on, he wouldn't like us down in the dumps"
"How did you know?" Dallas asked.
"I'm your little sister silly, I know my brother than anyone!" Dahlia replied happily.
Dallas smiled and continued rowing, he placed his one hand on his eyepatch and smiled at a single thought "Maybe you and me are just the same outcast" Dallas said silently to the skies.
"I GOT IT!" Antonio yelled.
Dallas and Dahlia looked at The Armadas, Charlotte is at the boat cheering as Antonio swims back to the boat where she is.
"You did it Antonio!" Charlotte cheered.
"You bet! This team is heading to—Wait, something touched my legs for some weird reason" Antonio confessed.
Dallas' pupil shrunk at the sudden realization "Antonio! Get out of there now!"
But it was too late, since two octopuses as the size of a regular man started wrapping their tentacles on the poor male Armada, Antonio squealed like a girl as he struggles to stay on land.
"Holy Cow!" Carmen said "Good thing, I wasn't the one to dive" she said in relief
"CARMEN HELP!" Pamela cried as tentacles grabbed her neck.
"Girl, you know I'm not interested in hentai! No way am I going there!" Carmen said "But do you got the tip? If you don't then beat that octopus to bits so you can continue!"
"There are millions of them here!" Pamela informed horribly.
"Then the others will be attacking the other teams, seriously Pam stop whining and help the team already" Carmen said in annoyance.
"Sorry!" Pamela cried.
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Confessional: The Country Siblings (Dallas and Dahlia)
Dallas: There comes a time where a hunter has to face another challenge, that he must conquer at the end.
Dahlia: Does the Octopus gave you that cute eyepatch?
Dallas: No. Dahlia, no matter how many animals you give, you won't guess it.
Dahlia: Don't underestimate me brother, I borrowed a dictionary!
Dallas: How does that help you?
Dahlia: An Ostrich, I bet it's an Ostrich!
Dallas: No
Dahlia: Darn, What animals are left?
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The last flight has landed, and the remaining four teams are heading their way to the three challenges. Well, almost all of them.
"We're here…France" Eugene said.
"City of love" Noy said as she play with her hair.
Eugene looked over at Noy and sighed lovingly at her, they are in Paris and Eugene must confess his feelings to Noy before he left, she already accepted his date and now its time to make it all worth it, make it unforgettable, and most of all romantic.
Eugene grabbed Noy's hand, and it took every single will power he has to not freak out, he noticed Noy flinched but her cheeks reddened as she showed a cute smile.
"Let's go?" Eugene asked.
"S-Sure" Noy said.
Noy could feel thousands of butterflies in her, she is actually having a date with Eugene! The one she loved in her entire life, and best of all they were in France, one of the most romantic countries in the world, The race was degraded to second priority because her first priority right now is him.
The two of them walked over to the Eiffel tower.
"I think there's a flower shop on the top" Noy guessed.
"Well then let's do it the awesome way my dear" Eugene proposed "S-Sorry! I shouldn't call you that!" he blushed instantly.
"*Giggle* I like it" Noy confessed "Last one's a rotten egg!"
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Confessional: Eugene (Member of The Awesome Geeks)
Eugene: THIS IS PERFECT! LOVE IS ALL AROUND US FOLKS! Now all I need is not screw this up, and who knows?! Maybe both of us will be a couple after this!
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Confessional: The Spy and Surgeon (Insignificant and Darold)
Insignificant: This wasn't supposed to happen!
Darold: What do you mean?
Insignificant: They were supposed to date on the finale ten, not right now! Can't you see? Him. Her. Alone. France!
Darold: What's wrong with that?
Insignificant: *Cough* I can see what's happening
Darold: What?!
Insignifcant: And they don't have a clue!
Darold: Who?
Insignificant: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, Out team's now down to two.
Darold: Oh…
Insignificant: The Sweet caress of twilight, There's magic everywhere, And with all this roomaantic atmosphere, DISASTER'S IN THE AIIIRRRR!
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Eiffel Tower Heist: The Spy and Surgeon, The Clubbies, The Half-Brothers, The Weirdos, and The Awesome Geeks
Louvre Museum Mission: The You-Tubers, The Twins, and The Pizzeria Sisters
Seine River Search: The Armadas, The Country Siblings, The News Anchors and The Technicals
Eiffel Tower.
"J.J, This is crazy!" Tavon yelled
"It's not! This is glorious!" J.J answered back.
The Weirdos have no idea how to get to the top of the Eiffel tower without getting splattered by tomatoes, so the female gamer decided to use an old style self-sacrifice diversion so that Tavon can claim their tip.
"I've spent fifty bucks on this bag of stink bombs, I don't what's in them but you and me are about to find out French scums!" J.J exclaimed as she purposely crashed her glider into the top of the Eiffel tower, creating a stink cloud to cover it.
"OH GOD I WAS WRONG! THIS PLAN WAS NEVER WORTH IT!" J.J cried.
With J.J and the interns crying in pain over the stench, Carter manages to sneak by and grab one, Tavon also grabbed a tip and takes J.J away, Flynn manages to grab one before fainting but Samantha manages to pull him out, Darold and Insignificant simply climbed over and grabbed a pice, not minding the stench along with Noy and Eugene who doesn't even noticed there was a stench.
"Well we got the first piece" Noy said as they climbed down the Eiffel Tower.
"And I got this!" Eugene said as he presented Noy with a bouquet of flowers.
Noy gasped in delight and hugs Eugene, while both walking down hand in hand, The Spy and Surgeon and The Weirdos walked behind them and started singing.
"Can you feel the love tonight" Sung J.J
"The peace the evening brings" Exclaimed Insignificant
"The world for once in perfect harmony" Tavon sang sweetly.
"With all its living brings!" Darold said happily, till he realized his back-up singers are looking at him angrily.
"It's 'Things' not 'Brings' You screwed up!" Insignificant yelled.
"We've been practicing this at the rehearsal dammit! You haven't learned at all, How does Jennifer Lopez gonna take us now!" J.J cried.
Louvre Art Museum
"We are trained agents from FBI, We'll be taking it from here sir" Pandora said.
"Ok, then show me your ID, badges and your skills in hand – hand combat" the guard responded.
"Gladly fellow officer" Charity happily replied and gave her ID.
"You know, you two are both young and beautiful to be security guards" the guard confessed and looked over their ID "This is just a small rookie security guard who works at a Pizzeria"
SLAP!
"HOW DARE YOU!" Pandora shouted "Do you have any idea what it's like to work in that demon spawn of a restaurant!" the older night guard exclaimed.
"Sure, a simple watching over an empty place for only six dollars an hour" the guard replied.
"That is the problem! We're working on minimum wage and we are risking our lives on that place! Don't you dare mock me on my skills DON'T DO IT!" Pandora yelled.
"Would you just-
"Cuppy Attack!" Charity shouted and threw her sippy cup straight to the guards head, the impact was so strong it made the guard unconscious thus The Pizzeria Sisters were able to get in easily, The You-Tubers also took advantage of this while The Twins were way ahead of them as they exited the museum just as the two teams started searching
"Told you the moustache was genius" Jenna said.
"Can't believe your plan worked sis, Never should have taken you for granted" April said.
"Aww" Jenna replied and hugged her sister "Sis, I think the music around us is telling us that we really are born to be close"
April did started hearing some romantic music getting close, either that or she was just plain insane, but then she realized that The Spy and Surgeon, Awesome Geeks, and Weirdos are walking by with Noy and Eugene walking hand in hand and entering the museum.
"Am I missing something?" April asked.
"That's so sweet!" Jenna cheered as she pulled her sister away so that the couple can pass them by while the two teams behind them continue singing.
"J.J you should really change the theme, everyone already knows Can you feel the Love tonight, it's like basic Algebra, you need to beat it up" April advised.
"You are advising something that is not your forte, I would assume you are just trying to trick me or are you just being friendly" J.J assumed but instantly smiled "Good thing I'm stupid. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN SENPAI!"
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Confessional: The Twins (April and Jenna)
April: Senpai…. I like it, do you think Tristan would be willing to call me that?
Jenna: I don't know sis, but you got to kiss him if we are on the final five remember.
April: I see no problem doing it, Couples do that.
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Seine River
"OH GOD!" Gabriel cried "A lot of octopi are wrapping around my face! Oh my therapist told me this would happen, BUT I DIDN'T BELIEVE HER!"
"Wait, You have a female therapist?" Rhianza asked as she continues to fight off the octopus with the oars on their boat.
Dallas continues using his hunter knife to slice of the tentacles as it tries to get its limbs on Dahlia.
"Get to the shore Dahlia" Dallas instructed and stabbed a tentacle before it can even climb the boat.
"What about the others?!" Dahlia asked referring to the other three teams that were still in trouble.
"Your safety is my first priority!" Dallas exclaimed.
Dallas used one of the oars to whack one octopus away then proceeds to paddle the boat all the way to safety, Once Dahlia was safe the male Country Sibling looked over to se Antonio completely defenceless, Carmen and Pamela screaming for help, Gabriel and Rhianza fighting off the Octopuses and Charlotte getting ink on her face.
"God, I hope I don't have to save everyone" Dallas whispered to himself "And what's with the Rock Romantic….music"
Dallas and Dahlia observed Noy and Eugene on a boat together, enjoying each other's company, while The Werdos and Spy and Surgeon are on separate boats with J.J having a rock guitar, Tavon on Base, Darold on Drums and Insignificant singing.
"CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT!" Insignificant cried.
"What are you guys doing?" Dallas asked.
"Trying to set the mood on our friends, It's pretty romantic so – THE PEACE THAT EVENING BRRRIIINGS!"
"I like that version" Dahlia confessed.
"Well, Time to save the others" Dallas said and placed the knife on his mouth then dives to the water "By the way how did they get here so fast?"
Chill-Zone
"Do you think we should do what they did to that other show, You know where the contestants sing and all" Don suggested.
"I don't think the staff likes that idea" Aaron the Cameraman replied.
"Shut up Camera dude, Not talking to you" Don said "Oh here come the SWEET ABRAHAM LINCOLN!"
Noy and Eugene walked over to the mat holding hands and stared lovingly at each other.
"That was the best date I ever had!" Noy exclaimed.
"Me too!" Eugene said.
"Well, It's nice to practice this types of dates to friends huh?" Noy said happily.
"Oh yeah, totally but you weren't so bad" Eugene said "To be honest you were awesome at dating, I think I almost fell in love with you!" He confessed.
"So was I, I totally like the way you treat a gal" Noy said happily and giggled.
"OH COME ON!" J.J shouted.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" Darold exclaimed.
Tavon grabs his hair and screams in frustration.
"I sang the same stupid, freaking son in different versions for nothing!" Insignificant yelled "I even played Rock n Roll on that! There wasn't even a rock and roll version you know"
"Oh Yeah, thanks guys for setting the mood" Eugene said.
"SCREW YOU SIR!" Tavon yelled "SCREW YOU AND YOUR MUSCLES!"
"What?!" Everyone asked.
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!" Tavon yelled.
"Noy and Eugene: First Place!" Don announced unhappily "Still screw the both of you"
"Huh?" Both members of the Awesome Geeks replied.
"Geez, What got them pissed all of a sudden" April asked as she and Jenna walked over to the sulking Weirdos and Koreans.
"Are they fine with us taking second place?" Jenna asked.
"Sis, Insig is still rambling right now" April said and pointed to the surgeon.
"COUNTRY! FOLK! JAZZ! BLUES! All versions for pete's sake and I didn't see them hook-up!" Insignificant cried.
"April and Jenna: Second Place!" Don announced "You guys should get into the mat now"
"It doesn't matter *Sniff* All our efforts, FOR NOTHING!" J.J yelled as she and Tavon walked over to the mat.
"J.J and Tavon: Third Place!"
"Insignificant and Darold: Fourth Place!" Don exclaimed "I should be a bit happy that the streak is over, but the whole Awesome Geeks thing ruined it for me"
"I feel your pain" Darold commented.
Don: There are only eight teams remaining, which of them will be getting here next and which of them will go home? The numbers are surely increasing, and in this case, the larger the number, the worse your chance of winning the money
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Confessional: The Technicals (Gabriel and Rhianza)
Gabriel: You know Rhianza I just realized something.
Rhianza: What's that?
Gabriel: This place is a great place to bring not only a Girlfriend/Boyfriend, but also someone very special in our hearts.
Rhianza: *Slightly blushes* What do you mean by that?
Gabriel: I should totally take Tristan and Flynn here sometimes when the race is over! The Shirtless Alliance must move on! AM I RIGHT?!
Rhianza:…..
Gabriel: ….
Rhianza: You're dead to me Gab
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The Clubbies has just finished the last challenge in the louvre, it was hard to fight off some bastard octopuses, but luckily Dallas was fighting most of them, after that it was smooth sailing since for some unknown reason, the Louvre had no more security guards. Samantha was tempted to steal the Mona Lisa.
"Ok, All that's left is the Chill-Zone!" Samantha cheered "Let's move out!"
"Samantha Wait, I have to tell you something" Flynn said.
"What is it?" Samantha asked "Wait, Is this about Rio?"
Flynn nodded his head sadly "We never really should be here, We should have been eliminated back there"
"Whaaa?" Samantha asked.
"You want me to tell you everything…Well here goes" Flynn said.
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Rio De Janeiro.
"Are you alright Samantha?" Don asked "I could get you some meds, but that would result to Flynn doing the challenge all alone"
"Then don't get the stupid meds!" Samantha yelled as she struggles to stand up "I'm fine, A broken arm isn't enough to kill a person"
"Yeah, but it can really held them back" Don replied sternly "Look, I cannot allow you to do this, you'll hurt yourself"
"WATCH ME!" Samantha exclaimed angrily just as Flynn landed.
"Flynn, Please tell Samantha that she needs to take a break from now" Don informed.
"FLYNN! Please tell this host that I'm not going anywhere!" Samantha yelled.
Flynn looked at Samantha, his best friend is slowly close to crying as she struggles to ignore the pain, Don just looked concern at Samantha and looks at Flynn, giving him the choice.
"Samantha's….fine Don, She can handle it" Flynn said in defeat.
"HA! I'm n-not going down that easy haha" Samantha cheered in pain as she walks back to the cliff and repeat the gliding challenge "I'll see you on the other side"
"We're doomed" Flynn said.
"I saw that" Andrew commented, the luckster picked up his crashed glider and walked over to the male Clubmate.
"You did? Well, I guess we're eliminated then huh, besides you guys The Twins haven't reached the Chill-Zone yet" Flynn informed.
"Why is she fighting?" Andrew asked "I mean, she's injured really bad, she'll only be deadweight if she keeps going"
"That's Samantha for you, she never tries to be deadweight to anyone, even if she is sometimes" Flynn said.
"Why?"
"Because she doesn't want her friends to leave her, You know before this race, she only comes to me and Nicole. Most people in our school see her as a weird person, that's why she was always alone when in class and The Club was the only way to make her happy" Flynn said
"She sure loves her friends huh?" Andrew smiled.
"Yeah…" Flynn said calmly.
Andrew looked at Steven trying to catch the small helicopter, Samantha already at the top of the cliff ready to take-off and then to Flynn who looks at his best friend with concern.
"Ok listen, I'm not the kind of guys who is great at words, so I'm going to let my actions do the talking" Andrew said "But in case you are wondering, I'm dropping this game"
"What do you mean?" Flynn asked.
"Quit, or get eliminated, I'm sure Steven will understand" Andrew said "To be honest, I never really want to go back to reality TV since I've been through hell on the last show, I'm only doing this for a friend, when the race started, I already know we were going to be eliminated at some point, but I decided to save that elimination to a team in need"
"You mean?"
"Yup, I was planning to quit whenever someone doesn't want to go home yet, believe me I was tempted to use it on Christopher and Dawn's team but…I kind of saving it to a close friend of mine" Andrew said and took of his glasses "But now that someone needs a bit more fun in this race, I think she'll understand that I used it on the other team"
"Andrew…. You don't need to drop the game for us" Flynn said.
"It's my choice" Andrew said "Just remember not to waste our sacrifice, Get closer to Samantha, tell her everything is going to be okay, say you'll never leave her. No matter how dangerous the future may hold"
Andrew placed a hand on Flynn's shoulder and gave it a tap "I'm not planning to be a hero on this season, There are people out here are more deserving"
Flynn couldn't held it in and hugged the luckster "Thank you"
"Hey, My luck must have been good since I found your dilemma"
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Samantha stared at Flynn in silence as the male Clubmate continues to explain.
"And after that, he just do it, without looking back" Flynn said "I know I succeeded in the goal he was giving me but-
Flynn was surprised as Samantha hugged him in return, the male Clubmate hugged back as the two embraced each other.
"You're crazy" Samantha said happily.
"I learned from the best" Flynn said.
Chill-Zone
"Tristan and Carter: Fifth Place!"
"Pamela and Carmen: Sixth Place!"
"Charity and Pandora: Seventh Place!"
"Kevin and Zachery: Eight Place!"
"Gabriel and Rhianza: Ninth Place!"
"Flynn and Samantha: Tenth Place!"
"Wait a minute!" Insignificant shouted "That means!"
"Charlotte may be eliminated…" Kevin realized then went back to the mat "RUN CHARLOTTE RUN!"
The Armadas and The Country Siblings are sprinting their way towards the carpet of completion.
"We shouldn't have stopped for ice cream!" Charlotte exclaimed.
"We didn't! Keep running!" Antonio cried.
"Brother, I can run too!" Dahlia informed as Dallas is carrying her bridal style.
"No time! We need to make it!" Dallas shouted.
The two teams were neck and neck till..
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"Dallas and Dahlia: Eleventh Place!" Don announced.
"No way.." Zachery said.
"NOOO!" Kevin cried.
"Antonio and Charlotte: I'm sorry to say this but you have been elimi-
"WAIT!" Samantha yelled "I'm too injured to continue!"
Everyone gasped at Samantha's confession, especially J.J
"But you were doing so fine in New Jersey, how come-" Don was cut-off as Flynn whispered to Don.
"Are you sure? You are injured?" Don asked Samantha.
"Yup! I think my hear just stopped!" Samantha exclaimed.
"Wait, SAMMY what are you doing?!" J.J exclaimed.
"I'm doing Braveheart!" Samantha exclaimed happily "So to replace us, we choose The Armadas!"
"I'm cool with that" Flynn said.
"Well if I can't argue then who am I to stop you guys, Flynn and Samantha: One of you can't continue the race, meaning you're eliminated. And to replace you are none other than the Armadas"
"WE'RE SAFE!" Antonio cheered.
"Thank you!" Charlotte said and hugged Samantha.
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"Well I thought our elimination should go out with a bang! Something Awesome, yet tearful at the same time!" Flynn confessed.
"Oh I already requested that to J.J is one of us is going home" Samantha informed.
"Well at least we had fun all the way, heck someone even saved us from elimination, sure hope he's not angry" Flynn said.
"He won't, So Flynn what happens to the club now" Samantha asked.
"Well who says Principal can't disband our club just yet, There may be some contest out there that can give us some money" Flynn suggested.
"Well as long as we're together and having fun, I wouldn't have it any other way" Samantha happily said.
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"But still, to put in a pessimist's view, Andrew lost for nothing" Flynn said "I really gonna make it up for the poor sap"
"Oh please, since when did he get mad? Anyway dude, We're in France and all Sooo…
"Let's go to a café?" Flynn suggested.
"YOU SIR HAVE READ MY MIND!" Samantha cheered as both started running away.
Don: Eleven teams remain, the numbers are slowly decreasing and the pressure keeps on heating, you don't want to miss any of this on THE RIDONCULOUS RACE INSANITY!
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Confessional: The News Anchors (Pamela and Carmen)
Carmen: Tomorrow will be a new say, and that's the day The Twins are going down, I already contacted him in my phone and he says he'll help us…though I couldn't understand why is he laughing.
Pamela: Have you ever tried befriending the Twins?
Carmen: Girl, they are evil. It's us or them! I'm not letting them enter the finale ten, I swear it!
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Confessional: The You-Tubers (Zachery and Kevin)
Zachery: Look dude, I just want to say thank you. I couldn't have been together with Amanda if it wasn't for you.
Kevin: Hey, I may be a thorn in your life, but I'm the thorn in you life!
Zachery: You got that right, So how am I going to help with the Charlotte crisis?
Kevin: Whoa Wait?! You're actually gonna help me?
Zachery: You made my life happy, so it's only natural I too help yours
Kevin: Thanks man! Still screw you though…
Zachery: I wish for your ultimate downfall.
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Confessional: The Awesome Geeks (Noy and Eugene)
Noy: Why are they mad at us, it was just a practice date.
Eugene: Yeah, what are they thinking, like we're gonna fall in love in Paris? Haha that's stiupid.
Noy: I know right!
Both: Hahahaa *Dies down*
Noy: Y-You know, every date ends with a k-kiss.
Eugene: Really?
Noy: I-I think so.
Eugene: Well I guess the practice isn't over huh?
Noy: Yup, Totally soo..
Eugene: so…
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Confessional: The Country Siblings (Dallas and Dahlia)
Dahlia: A cat!
Dallas: No..
Dahlia: A mouse!
Dallas: No…
Dahlia: A Racoon!
Dallas:….No….
Dahlia: Why is it so hard!
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Rankings (So Far)
1st: The Awesome Geeks (Noy and Eugene)
2nd: The Twins (April and Jenna)
3rd: The Weirdos (J.J and Tavon)
4th: The Spy and Surgeon (Insignificant and Darold)
5th: The Half-Brothers (Tristan and Carter)
6th: The News Anchors (Pamela and Carmen)
7th: The Pizzeria Sisters (Pandora and Charity)
8th: The You-Tubers (Zachery and Kevin)
9th: The Technicals (Gabriel and Rhianza)
10th: The Country Siblings (Dallas and Dahlia)
11th: The Armadas (Charlotte and Kevin)
ELIMINATED!
12th: The Clubbies (Flynn and Samantha)
13th: The College Roommates (Andrew and Steven)
14th: The Pen-Pal Besties (Zoey and Dawn)
15th: The Ninja Contortionists (Eli and Marron)
16th: The 'Normal' Friends (Dave and Ella)
17th: The Trouble-Makers (Bucky and Nutty)
18th: The Princess and Ranger (Christopher and Parasoul)
19th: The Hotshots (Fay and Danny)
20th: The Sirens (Shannon and Elias)
Ok, I have a severe headache while writing this cause my friends are busy and I was also busy with college, Sorry again if I made any errors or whatnot but its been a very stressful day for us, Also I would like to apologize to everyone because I won't be posting a new chapter for a week or so because Exams are coming up and I really don't wanna fail a single class. So I'm gonna use the first week to study then the next week I'll be all prepared, hopefully I may have posted a chapter on said exam week.
Also since I can't keep this up, I WILL BE OPENING A POLL!
This poll will determine who gets to return The Ridonculous Race Insanity, These nine eliminated contestants have a shot of coming back and it is the audience that will decide who. REMEMBER THAT I DO NOT COUNT VOTES BY REVIEW, Even for example a lot voted on a specific team in a review and only one of you guys voted on the poll, I'll only count that one vote only, I'm sorry to say.
So hope your favourite eliminated team may return! And I'll see you guys in a week or a while. Read and Review!