Hiya! I'm back bitches with a new chapter and a new player. So, shout outs. One for the usual Pyrusblade, one from a guest called Seal, and one from Healer of Mind and Dreams. I'd like to thank Seal. You were my very first flamer. As much as I love the kind reviews, flames are also good. It fills me with DETERMINATION. Also thanks to Healer of Mind and Dreams. You don't have to review every time but it's appreciated. Also to Pyrusblade but you do it anyway so thanks. Now from words for GA.

GA: What's up fuckasses? She's making me type this... I honestly don't give two fucks about typing but here I am.

GA: She also doesn't own shit.

You see how nice my friends are? Anyway, enjoy!

The brit, The Secret, and The Terrible Friend

A young girl stand alone in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is the birth of the bane of her was 13 years ago she was given life, and it was also 13 years ago that she was given a name, dumbass. What is the name of this ice cold fox?

Traitorous slut

Try again, Fuckass

Cara Wilson

Right. As stated before, you are Cara and you have a variety of interests. This includes books, anime, Dr. Who, movies, and horror video games. And lets not forget you dirty little secret. Your love for Homestuck. Sure, you insult it, but that's only to save face. The truth is that you are a die hard in love with it. And so are your friends but since you make fun of it back when you all met, you can't go and say that you like it now. That would just be embarrassing. And since you friend ask you to, you also have a pesterchum handle, just like the one from the comic. Which you would have gotten anyway, even if she had asked you or not. Your handle is godlyAssassin and you type like it's nobody's business. Which it's not.

Right now you are in front your bed, trying to pick out perfect outfit for this special occasion. What will you do?

CARA: JUMP ON YOUR BED AND DANCE LIKE A STRIPPER

Yeah, no. Fuck that shit. If you jump on your bed and your aunt comes in, she will kick ass. Your aunt, who tells you to call her your mom's hotter older sister, is such a scary woman when you piss her off.

CARA: PICK SOMETHING ALREADY

That's what you're trying to do. You can't chose between the flame earth shirt or the burning baby shirt. You decide on the earth shirt, only because it was more practical. You take off your fan-made God tier that your best friend and morial, prophetGeneis, made for won't tell her but you were really happy when you got it in the mail.

You smile as you brush your fingers over symbol. The Mage of Blaze. Fitting. Very fitting for you.

A white skirt with knee high socks and combat boots were added with the shirt. Oh yes, absolutely fabulous. You look over towards your clock and check the time. 12:20. Usually, you were awake later in the day that was not a school day but for some reason you wake up at 10:00. You just didn't get out of your bed, you just pulled up your laptop and watched Hetalia.

After, you slip on your clothes, you go out of your room to the main hall. Large expensive looking paintings and sculptures are along the walls. A large red carpet is leading up from the front door to many different halls. A gigantic chandler is hanging from the middle of the room. Oddly enough, your aunt was no where to be seen. Usually, she was near the window trying to paint the evening sun but she wasn't there today. It doesn't take her long to paint so you figured she must have done it already. You go into the dinning hall to see if there was anything left for you. Sure enough, on the table there was a plate full of eggs, sausage, baked beans, toast, and a small cup of hot ribena tea, next to it was a small note the said, "Eat up. You're going to need it. P.S, try not to break anything~ Sexy Auntie"

Well that's weird. Even for her but the food smells delicious so you take it anyway. You flip your wrist to check your apple watch. It looks like someone is pestering you. You might as well answer them while you eat.

demonicAngel began pestering godlyAssassin at 12: 41

DA: sup

GA: sup yourself

DA: Have you talked to PG yet?

GA: No, I'm actually trying to avoid her

DA: Why? Because you are afraid you'll slip your secret while talking to her?

GA: Well, yeah. I mean, when she starts ranting about Homestuck, it gets me in the mood to rant too. Like, arguing with her, shipping with her; hell, I even want to role play with her. But i can't. Cause I fucked it all up from the very start.

DA: She won't think differently of you, you know

DA: She's not the type to do that

GA: Yeah, of course you'd know that.

GA: how's the 'letting her down easy' going, dirk?

DA: First of all, don't call me Dirk. Second of all, I'm working on it.

GA: well, not good enough apparently.

GA: she thinks you're cute

DA: She's seen me?

GA: in a vision

DA: ...

DA: well, im fucked

GA: You should have said something when you first noticed she was waxing scarlet for you

DA: Please, don't say that

DA: I dont want to hurt her feelings

GA: And you still don't, but you're just going to hurt her more by stalling, and as her best friend and moirail, I can't let you do that

DA: I know, I know

DA: I'll tell her in the game

GA: What game?

DA: The thing I was suppose to tell you about before you distracted me with...ugh feelings

GA: Just shut up and tell me

DA: We are going to be play sburb

You choke and do a sit tick out of your tea. You were at the sink and finishing the rest of your tea. Well, it's all gone now.

What did he say? You were playing sburb? Was he joking? Did PG set him up for this? This did not seem like something she would do but who knows really.

You put the cup in the sink and run back toy your room. You slam the door open, jump on the bed, and pull up your laptop. You sign into pesterchum to continue your conversation with DA.

GA: You're joking right?

DA: Would I really joke about playing the most dangerous game in paradox space? And no. Pg didn't send me to joke you either. She was the one that wanted me to warn you and SG.

GA: SG? What does he have to do with this? And PG sent you? Why? What is going on?

DA: For God's sake. Woman, shut up! Let me explain.

DA: PG was recently trolled by Kankri Vantas, saying that us four are going to play a new version of sburb called sburb delta

DA: She told me to warn you two after I finished my conversation with her because of a vision she had.

GA: a vision

DA: More like a feeling, I guess. That we all should act like we have no idea what sburb is or what trolls are or what they're talking about.\

DA: Apparently it will help us in the future.

GA: This is...a lot to take in

GA: Did she pester you or did you pester her

DA: She pester me

GA: uh huh

DA: What? What are you planning?

GA: oh nothing

GA: Im just going to have a little talk with our friends

DA: dont you dare

[godlyAssassin (GA) ceased pestering demonicAngel (DA) at 15:00]

You were mad. Peeved. Absolutely pissed off. That bloody girl. That little girl. How dare she? You two were suppose to be best friends. Some best friend she was. How could she do this to you? Sure, you acted like the very idea of Homestuck was stupid, but to not even say something this important to your face? Oh no. That girl is going to get a piece of your mind.

[godlyAssassin (GA) began to pester prophetGeneis (PG) at 15:15]

GA: So

GA: Were you ever going to tell me?

GA: You know

GA: About playing sburb?

GA: And when you were going to telling me instead of sending DA to tell me?

prophetGenesis's connection was lost in the medium

prophetGeneis is now an ideal chum

GA: wait what?

GA: youre in the medium already

GA: What the fuck?

You stare in shock at the screen. She is in the medium. Your friend is in the medium and could be in danger. She isn't the terrible friend. That's you.

Wow. Shit happens, I guess. Well, now you all met GA, also known as Cara. And we got to see DA in this chapter too! We'll meet him in the next act. When was the last time we saw him anyway? Who knows. So, now we are caught up to my notebook. There will be no preview from now on. I don't really think anyone read them anyway. I want to warn you that the next part is really really long. I had to do a lot of research for it. So it might be a while before it gets posted. School is still a bitch as always. I'll update when I can. Anyway, Witch of Blood, out.