It has been several turns for Emma and now this is her last truth or dare to the last person in the group, everyone had went through hell and finally it came to the last person she had waited to tourture. It was Amber, the poor little girl was not shaking, crying or dreading at all but calmly sitting in Malik's lap with her arms crossed, her eyes were narrowed at the smirking girl who was in a leather chair petting a bald cat Doctor Evil style. Sometimes you just want to put Emma up in a tree surronded with crocodiles and leave her there screaming at them for trying to "kiss" or "hug" her with their powerful jaws.

"Amber, truth or dare?"

"...I don't care at all." Amber raised an eyebrow at the pinky finger raised up Doctor Evil style by a smirking Emma. This girl has to get a life rather than go on the internet 24/7 and back off on the TV.

"I have something instore for you my little pretty...BWHAHAHAH!" She stood up laughing like an idiot and threw down a smoke bomb that caused everyone to be sent in a visous coughing fit from the smoke entering their lungs. Once it was all gone and cleared up she was still there looking like a complete idiot who's eyes was roaming side to side.

"Shit that didn't work as I had intended!"

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Amber had "forced" Malik, Tahlia, Atem and Bakura to come with her after seeing what she had done to Tahlia with the foam rubber sperm suite and Anthony still missing from the shark chasing moment last chapter. Emma had arranged some sort of tour for them to go to a space station from a person from the "inside" that was a mate of her's that she met on "Pyscho's on line" (not real) that was a sercurity guard there. Now it was late at night with the only light available was the torches that their were allowed to have with them rather than the shot gun Tahlia had got saying " If I see that bitch I' am gonna shot her in the leg for sending those bastards after me!"

"Damn it, Bakura why did you allow her to run around places like this?" Atem looked at the smirking white haired vampire who was looking gleeful out of the window to show a full moon.

"I like her style of tourture."

Amber snorted slightly as she slipped in a pass card into the slot to open the freaking giant metal door with warning lables with skulls on it. Trust the bitch to send them there with little safetly equipment on them rather than a small fucking gun with one bullet in it. Making...no forcing Malik and Bakura to open the door soon they wished that they haven't even at all. Inside was shit loads of alien's in large glass prison's sleeping peacefully with out a care at the world...or they have been drugged to shut their freaking traps from pissing off the scientists. Some where big, fatasses, small skinny bastards with green skin and the thing that made them turn pale was the alien's and predator's there in a giant ice chamber like thing with Emma there torching up a flame gun with a fireman's helmet on laughing like a mental bitch. SHE WAS MELTING THE ICE WITH THE FIRE!

"EMMA DON'T!" ...They were too late, the ice had already melted with Emma jumping in a vent laughing her ass off while holding onto a video camer.

"Amber, I dare you to make theese two fall in love without dying in here!"

Amber was shocked as they started to fight eachother rather loudly with the other alien's still sleeping and possiablly dreaming about porn or something...I don't know what they dream off those horny idiots. Atem had grabbed Tahlia then threw her over his shoulder than pissed bolted into another room while the alien's stuck it's werid tongue into the predator's shoulder that made it scream out with pain, they tackled into one another then Amber saw a chance and used the gun Tahlia had aimed to kill the alien, pulling the trigger...water came out?

"EMMA!" Her face was red as a beetroot while the water was shooting out onto the two angry and wet monsters, Bakura had actually joined Emma in the vent to make sure her plan doesn't back fire on her so basically he was the big strong man protecting his so called mate who was snorting with laughter. More crashing noises along with screams and blood poured out onto the polished floors with trails of it from their epic fight. Just as the alien was about to deliver the finishing blow Amber steped in, her arms spread wide open in defence as she glared at them two confused enimies.

"Can't you see it's pointless! You two are harboring hidden feeling's for one another, not wanting to admite that there is love hidden in you're enimie's relationship. Look into eachother's eyes and you will see the truth. Don't let Emma win!"

Both of them stared into one another's eyes deeply, searching hunting for the answer for their salvation until they found it. A small blushed graced the alien's blackish grey face as the predator bent down to deliver a passionate kiss which turned out to be a full on out make out seassion. Everyone was distrubed as something large was poking out of the predator and was entering the alien which moaned sort of and there on out was R rated. Bakura covered his eyes, Amber and Emma were wide eyed and Malik had fainted. Tahlia no doubt was making little Atem's right about now.

"Shit, look at the size of it's...!" A hand was slapped over her mouth to prevent the last word from escaping her mouth.

"Fuck in hell man, it's making a mess everywhere!" Amber pointed at the dirty floor benith them silently thinking to herself, 'Damn that thing has alot in it.'

Emma's plan had backfired on her and there wasn't anything she can do as it was her last turn and now Amber's turn to give pay back onto the bitch. Emma was pissed off, Bakura was gone with the faries watching the alien's make out wanting to learn new moves, Tahlia and Atem were playing jump jump, Malik had fainted on the floor getting sprayed by... not saying it, Mai was moaning over the loss of her scrotomsack and Anthony was still missing the last time they had gotten a letter was he was at Hawaii with the shark who had a coconut in hand with a giant grin and wedged in between it's mouth was Orochie's shoe and some hair...that would be a great story to fine out.

"Ok Emma truth or dare?"

...SHIT!

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Author's note

Yeah it sucks I know, sorry I haven't been feeling my laughing bone working much latetly after having a tough time thinking more comedy, sorry I'll try harder next time to think of some more or I'll ask Anthony for some idea's, stupid idiot has some great ideas's.

Well I don't own any Yu-Gi-oh, Orochimaru from Naruto, Alien's or predator's and I don't own any of my friends except myself and Amber...maby Tahlia.

Well see yah! :3