"Last time on TDIR!" And so, the flashbacks begin. "The remaining contestants tried re-enacting various Indy 500 crashes. Lot's of them screwed up big time! But in the end, it was Noah and Izzy that pulled away, and won double votes for a future challenge! Sierra would have been gone…IF it wasn't an award challenge! Tyler showed he can't beat Heather and her mad skills, and Lindsey is still in bondage to her."
Chris is standing on the Indianapolis motor speedway's start-finish line. "Today, a BIG event is happening, and let's just say, a lot of people won't be safe much more. Who will win, and who will fall? Find out today, on TOTAL
DRAMA
INDIANAPOLIS
RACING!
-Theme song begins here-Papa Roach, Alive when vulnerable-
GO! *Is shouted, showing the Indianapolis motor speedway from the sky*
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON! *A clip of Vetior Meira's 2009 Indy 500 Crash is shown*
For crying out loud, running form a come down! *Shows Rafael Matos' crash in the 2010 Indy 500*
God forbid! I know I've been a let down! *An Indy car slides down the pit lane without it's right front tire*
Reaching for the sky, laying in the gutter! *Kyle Busch causes a big wreck in the 2010 Allstate 400 NASCAR race at the event's start.*
Kicking and screaming, now we're singing bloody murder! *Shows Swede Savage's Fatal '73 Indy crash*
(now we're singing bloody murder, oh now we're singing bloody murder!)
Well I'm alive! *Courtney's Indy car is shown getting airborne*
When I'm Vulnerable!
I'm outta control! *Shows Blainely's airborne crash in turn 3 in the Indy event's qualifying*
I'm loosing my soul!
Well I'm alive! *LeShawnna's Indy car has a fiery crash into the outside wall in turn 3*
When I'm Vulnerable!
I'm outta control! *On Board with Duncan as Courtney's car flies over his own*
I'm loosing my soul!
I can't be your angel *Brief Flashback of Duncan and Courtney's kissing in TDA, Then him punching her in TDIR*
when I'm living like a devil!
Can't be your lover *Shows Gwen Kissing up to Duncan as Courtney is seen devising revengeful plots*
when I'm living like a rebel
Don't want your pity and I don't want your help! *Bridgette and Geoff battle in Indy cars down the front stretch*
Don't try to save me! Go take care of yourself! *Shows Owen trying to get back together with Izzy.*
(Yeah, Go take care of yourself! You've got to take care of yourself!)
Well I'm alive! *Tyler's F1 car blows over and flips violently on the Indy road course*
When I'm Vulnerable!
I'm outta control! *Shows Lindsey looking around dumbfounded*
I'm loosing my soul!
Well I'm alive! *Sierra pulls Cody into a deep, passionate kiss*
When I'm Vulnerable!
I'm outta control! *Izzy kicks Chef in the groin*
I'm loosing my soul!
Seek out the pain I! *Ezekiel whips off his sunglasses, showing his eyes, which are now albino red from the events in TDWT*
Seek out the sorrow! *Blainely Has a breakdown as she walks away form the crowd*
Seek out today I! *Duncan looks at the sky in anticipation*
Seek out tomorrow! *DJ releases a mouse*
I'm addicted to the misery in my head! *Beth stairs at an image of Brady*
I'd better stop before I end up dead! *Courtney rear ends her stock car into the pit road tire barrier*
So I'll climb *Shows a view of the Frontstretch at Indianapolis during 2010 Indy 500 festivities*
TO the top. *Shows the Flag stand*
Just to fall *shows the grandstands*
To the bottom *The Indy 500 Trophy is shown hoisted up by Mario Andretti*
And I'll climb *Jimmie Johnson and his crew kisses the bricks after his 2008 Allstate 400 win*
TO the top. *Kurt Busch gets wrecked by Jimmy Spencer in the 2003 event*
Just to fall *Juan Montoya's and Dale Jr.'s crash in the 2010 Allstate 400 is shown*
To the bottom *Jamie McMurray does burnouts after his 2010 Allstate 400 win*
COME ON! *Ryan Hunter-reay sends Mike Conway flipping into the catch fence in the 2010 Indy 500*
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON! *The big wreck in the 1996 Indy 500*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Salt Wather's flip into the fence at the start of the 1973 Indy 500*
Well I'm alive! *Cody's Indy car runs through a debris field*
When I'm Vulnerable! *Beth hit's the Turn 2 wall at a 45 degree angle*
I'm outta control! *Owen hit's the wall just behind Beth, then his car careens into Beth's*
I'm loosing my soul! *A pair of reclusive eyes with revenge written on them stairs at Heather*
Well I'm alive! *Noah's Indy Car spins between turns 3 and 4*
When I'm Vulnerable! *Harold careens his Indy car into the dirt wall between turns 3 and 4*
I'm outta control!
I'm loosing my soul!
I can't be your angel *Chef waves the green flag*
when I'm living like a devil! *Chris shoots out of his seat as a crash strikes on the race's first lap*
Can't be your lover *Gwen is shown laying on top of a shirtless Duncan, staring at each intimately*
when I'm living like a rebel *Sierra rolls a tire around a corner of the garage area*
Don't want your pity and I don't want your help! *Chris holds up the suitcase with one million dollars in it in front of the entire cast*
Don't try to save me! Go take care of yourself! *An explosion goes off in front of Lindsey's F1 car*
-Theme song ends here-
Early morning at Indianapolis motor speedway presents a lot. Plenty of people were already moving about, including the psycho hose beast Izzy, the geeky weakling Harold, and the delinquent Duncan. But for those that weren't yet up…
"NNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHH!" An air-horn blew into a speaker, which echoed throughout all the speakers on the track. Tyler jumped out of bed in fear, jamming his head on the bed over him and landing on his happy place. Noah lazily rolled over, and looked outside, an irritated look on his face. Justin slowly woke up, shaking his head sadly. Heather groaned, rolled over, then put a pillow over her head, trying to block it out. Lindsey cringed, and Courtney, with Sierra, both shot out of bed, tripping over the other.
Chris chuckled in his trailer. "I love this thing!" He laughed, then blew it again into the speakers.
-30 minutes later-
Every groggily walked into the Mess Hall, eyes dropping, moaning in discomfort. "Chris had better have a good reason to wake us up THIS early!" Heather remarked, pushing her hands on her back, straightening her spinal cord.
"Yes, Yes I do!" Chris said, walking briskly out of the kitchen. "Today, two BIG things are going to happen!"
"You're going to get fired?"
"No Justin! First up, after the last voting ceremony, I noted that there doesn't seem to be any more drama. Everyone KNEW Sierra would leave had it not been an reward, and everyone KNEW that Aljeandro would be leaving when he did in the double-elimination. So, to re-introduce Drama into this slump…"
The team symbols appeared over the characters heads
"…I'm merging the teams!"
The computer generated symbols came slamming back together, forming into one unidentifiable black symbol that spun rapidly until exploding, releasing the words 'Team Disbandment'.
"I MADE IT! YAHOO!" Tyler jumped in the air. Noah smiled and clapped lazily, while Harold brought his fist down positively, mouthing 'awesome'. Lindsey grinned ear to ear, and Sierra smiled boldly. Veterans such as Justin, Duncan, Courtney, Heather, and Izzy acted no different then they already had.
"Second, I'm bringing back a challenge by unpopular demand, the disgust-o eating contest!"
-Duncan's POV-
"I've eaten worms, snails, bats, gum, etc. No problem."
-Heather's POV-
"No one really has anyone else they can cheat on. If I know the members of the EX-Team modeling, they will be hopeless, and I think I can usurp some authority and knock one of them out."
-Izzy's POV-
"Okay. Bring it!"
-Normal POV-
"And that also means that this is the last time that Heather has her immunity that was earned from the TDIROC race, meaning that next voting ceremony, It's open season on her head! Along with that, after winning the previous challenge, Noah and Izzy both have Dual votes, so they'll be casting an extra vote for one of you…" He looked around at the 10 competitors. "But for now, let's eat!"
-Round 1-3-year moldy bread-
"I bought this at the start of TDI, wanting to use it then, but Chef had lost it…" Chris remarked, looking sternly at his associate, who glared back while passing out the plates. "But ignore that! We re-found it, and whoever is the last done eating their food, it's off they go! Winner receives immunity! Should be pretty simple!"
Everyone looked down at the food.
-Noah's POV-
"All of the sudden, Chef's usual slop looked amazing."
-Normal POV-
"Annnnnnnnndddd, GO!"
Izzy's mouth opened as wide as Owen's, and she engulfed the entire plate, spitting it back out, chewing the bread, and swallowing it. "DONE!"
Duncan and Heather crammed their mouths, Tyler hurriedly ate his food, and Courtney engulfed it orally, bit by bite, her face contorting out of order each and every time. Noah sighed, and began eating it, only to release a stench that instantly triggered his gag reflex. Grabbing his mouth, he ran out of the Mess Hall. Tyler looked at the meal with raised eyebrows, as did Lindsey, and they forked it, and fed it to the other, both with their eyes closed. Justin ate it, and smiled. "Chris, this ain't that bad."
-Justin's POV-
"I'm in it to win it, again. I'm going to HAVE to take some risks to my health and beauty to spare myself!"
-Normal POV-
"And with Courtney finally finishing her meal, Noah is out of the game early! Time for Round 2!"
-Noah's POV-
"I like my health and sanity very much, thank you."
-Normal POV-Round 2-Rat intestines-
"Enjoy! It's an delicacy…somewhere on earth! Oh, and I know that usually, your parents jump onto you about talking with your mouth full, but screw it now! Signing time!" DING DING!
"Ah crap, we've got to go back to this again!" Heather grimly remarked, taking a nearby plastic fork, and reluctantly stabbing the highly un-kosher meal.
"I seriously thought we we're done with all this, but this thing hasn't even been dressed!" Duncan continued on.
"If I'm going to win this money, it's sill have to do with the same and difference!" Lindsey proclaimed.
"And I've got to win this million today-day-ay!" Izzy continued, and she licked her lips. "DONE!"
"Eat it! Eat it! Eat it today!" Tyler and Lindsey shouted.
"Regardless of what we protest and say!" Harold and Justin chimed in.
"Eat it! Eat it! Eat it today!" Duncan and Heather continued, finishing their simultaneously.
"Justin! You're out! You didn't even touch it! Round three!" Justin moaned, his eyes rolled into the back of his head, and he fell back.
-Round 3-Palm Tree Bark-
"It's chewy, and won't tear at all!" Duncan remarked on the next round
"I swear, if it won't break, I'll have to take the fall!" Courtney bit onto it, and tried tearing it apart, but the fiber content was WAYYY to high.
Izzy was even having problems. "I-UGHH! Can't tear It apart"
"This thing has to much fiber, it makes the fact that it's healthy STARK!" Harold remarked, slamming it against the floor. Finally, eh got an idea, slammed it against Duncan's face, and dog collar, breaking it into swallow able pieces. "DONE!" He remarked after swallowing it.
Courtney bit hard, and it snapped in her mouth, flinging her back against the wall, and knocking her out cold. The snapping noises that proceeded sounded like firecrackers.
POP
POP
POP
POP
POP
"Courtney! Being knocked out, she'd outta here! Next!" -Fast forward the highlights the next 3 rounds-
"Intestines"
"Bees-Sting-Me!"
"Can I wash this down with tea!"
"It's pink!"
"Rotten orange!"
"Yellow Poop!"
"Chris, I so DO NOT love you!"
"Hm, two.."
"Three, undercooked me-"
"BATHROOM!"
"It's Egg fu young cheese!"
"Not fit for me."
"And we are down to the final four!, Sierra, Duncan, Izzy, and Heather! New tune!"
"Whennnn, will this end!"
"Whennnn, will this challenge end!"
"This next thing is a liquid that is so deadly, just half an inch of it can kill you! It corrodes Metal, eats through wood, and can break apart rocks in time! It's Dehydrogen-Monoxide!"
"I can't drink it! It'll kill me!" Sierra ran out instantly, the bathroom calling her.
"Izzy, Duncan, and Heather, enjoy your…water."
Glug-glug-glug "Good. Let's get this over with now, shall we McLean?" Duncan asked, slamming the glass down and shattering it in his hand.
"Behold, Earthworms and grub worms! That's a treat for kids in poverty stricken areas!"
"We aren't poverty stricken!" Then switching to her musical one, she began "And don't forget the beans!"
"Or we'll go peeeeeeeeeeee!"
Izzy crammed her face full.
"Izzy, good job, but you've not sung once. For that, you are OUT of today's challenge!"
-Chris' POV-
"I know in Season 3 I said I'd eliminate those that didn't sing! However, she stirs up drama big time this season!"
-Normal POV-
"And then there were two!"
Spaghetti western music at a draw echoed in the background.
"Either Duncan, or Heather… The final one is…"
Chef set down two plates of the last meal.
"You're breakfast's desert. Sugar and jelly coated gummy-like live worms!"
Duncan grabbed his fork, and spooned the lethal stuff into his mouth.
Heather, as opposed, calmly, cut the worms to pieces. "And if I can win this today, a champions going out tonight…"
Duncan was nearly done, holding the last one in his fork, when he clapsed his tummy. "I can feel it moving inside of me!" He put a hand over his mouth, and he ran out as fast as he could.
-Heather's POV-
"I knew that it wouldn't be a problem. He's to stomach sensitive."
-Duncan's POV-
"Anyone who thinks I'm a wimp because of that gets this jammed up their ass…" He remarked at the camera, pointing one finger at the camera while pulling out his knife. "You hear me? You've never felt anything moving around in your stomach like that before…In fact…" He ran out again, and just outside the confessional cam, noises of throwing up could be heard.
-Chris' POV-
"So Heather gets Dual immunity…Meaning that any of our OTHER 9 contestants could get the boot today!"
-Voting ceremony-
"You all fought well today, and most of you were able to stomach your food, with a few notable exceptions. Noah, failed to complete round one. Duncan ran out on the final round. Izzy refused to sing, and Sierra was afraid of WATER! Don't you ever bathe?
-Sierra's POV-
"Yes…but not wherever Cody-kins has touched me gingerly like he has for so long! EEE!"
-Normal POV-
"I have here the votes."
"Duncan, you ended up with one vote, send by Heather."
A break of silence.
"Courtney ended up with one, VIA Justin."
Justin tried looking at Chris innocently while Courtney looked at her ex-teammate with accusing eyes.
"Justin ended up with one VIA Courtney. Duncan received another one from Harold…"
Harold shook his head negatively as Duncan's fist could be heard slamming into his palm.
"Heather, Lindsey, and Tyler all voted against Justin…Noah and Izzy both spent a vote on him"
-Flashback-
"I'll make a deal. Lindsey, If you vote with me, I won't kill Tyler over here! And Tyler, if you vote with me, I'll make it easier on your girl."
-Heather's POV-
"Of course, I had two extra votes there for reaping. Who was I to pass it up?"
-Normal POV-
"Noah and Izzy's other votes went against Courtney…" The CIT then shot the glare at Noah, who smiled contently.
"Sierra voted against Courtney."
"And lastly, Duncan's vote went against…Courtney!"
Duncan took a breather.
"This means that for the first time since the semi-finals last season, we're going to do a tie-breaker! Duncan, since you were the only other one that received votes…tell me, what should the tie breaker be?"
"The two of them have to Cut themselves on the arms with a knife. Whoever faints form loss of blood first, goes from here."
-Duncan's POV-
"That was in memory of Gwen's near murder. Had it been two years ago, it would have been in memory of Courtney's near attempted murder, had one happened to her.
-Normal POV-
"Okay, The trial of knives! Begin!"
The two former teammates both took knives in their left hands. Pulling back the sleeves on the shirts of the opposing arm all the way up to their shoulders, then two looked at each other, visually daring the other to make the move.
Courtney went fist, pushing the knife in her skin just below her wrist. Blood instantly rose to the surface, rounded her arm, and dripped on the ground on which she stood.
Justin, swallowing, looked at his opponent, then closing his yes, engraved a similar cut into his wrist, spilling several major arteries.
Courtney smirked at the opponent's err. She took the next slice, and flayed the skin midway between her wrist and elbow. Everything was starting to go dark, and the gasping of her opponents sounded muffled, as if they came through a tunnel, but she was a woman on a mission.
Justin looked at the opponent, then looked at his arm, where the red blood flowed freely. The thought of it made him light headed. Next thing you knew, he took the weapon, and pressed it against his skin. But before he indented himself, the eyes rolled into the back of his head, and he collapsed to the ground, out of the game.
"Wow!"
"Whoa!"
"Holy -censored-!"
"Justin will be leaving, if it wasn't for the fact his arms are insured! This means that before he goes, we'll have to stitch up the wounds…"
-Toyota Truck of Shame-
Justin slowly walked into the truck, sighing as he sat down, looking at his wrist, which was covered in bandages. "My arms, my beautiful arms, connected to my beautiful hands…" He silenced himself then, tears trailing down his checks.
Everything was quiet save for the roar of the truck. Finally, it pulled out, and the once major antagonist of TDA, and total Drama's resident pretty boy drove off, his bid for a million dollars toast…
"Next time on TOTAL DRAMA INDIANAPOLIS! A previously eliminated contestant makes a return, and the competition gets hotter! Find out who can and can't take the heat, here, on TOTAL
DRAMA
INDY
RACING!"