Okay I wanted this to be out About 2 weeks ago but I got side tracked with finding out my sister had a son over a year ago then having to babysit for them with my little brother.
Discalaimer: I don't know the Naruto or Rosario Vampire series they belong to their someone with than me or anyone else on this site. Now lets get on with the show.
Naruto and Moka were preparing for the one way trip to Naruto's home village. No words were spoken between to two as both were saddened having to leave their friends and Kokoa.
"Moka" Naruto started "do you remember how we met?"
"Yes, we met in the forest outside your village right? We fought and you won; I trained so that I won't lose again but then..." Moka said trailing off at the end not wanting to remember the injuries her husband obtained that day.
"Yes, I know but how did you get there remember you said there was a portal to bring you there and back if you couldn't have made it who did?" Naruto asked trying to figure out another way if only so their friends could visit.
After a few moments of silence Moka answered. "I think it was my father, he was the only one I knew at the time that could have done it. Why you think that we could leave later if father is able to send us?"
"I'm sorry Moka-Chan I can't take the risk that he doesn't know and pass up the chance to go home tomorrow I need to help my village last time I was there we needed to rebuild."
"So then there is still hope if at least Kokoa is able to visit or stay during break." Moka said with a smile forming.
"Yes, she can." Naruto said smiling back at her. "You know this will be the last time we'll sleep on this bed right, want to end the night in a great way?" His smile turned into a perverse grin at the end. They spent the night without sleep.
Elsewhere in a different dimension
"NOOOOO! Dan!" Tsunade screamed. "Please, please don't leave me!"
Tsunade lived in a never ending nightmare watching as her loved ones died around her. This was probably the over the hundredth time she cried over Dan's dead body. She was starting to go insane. The world around her began to change into a bright blue sky. Tsunade now stood on top of the Hokage's mountain, giving her little brother the cursed necklace. With all her might she tried to keep herself from handing over the necklace, but her body would not listen. Nawaki smiled taking the cursed necklace he tied it around his neck sealing his fate. The world changed again making the sky dark and it start to rain. Tsunade held the dead body of her brother, hugging him tightly.
"Stop it! I can't take anymore! Please just stop!" Tsunade screamed, breaking down into tears.
Nawaki's body crumbled to dust as the world went white. Tsunade continued sob, curling herself up in a ball.
"Baa-Chan?" A voice whispered softly.
Tsunade shivered. This was different, but she didn't care it would probably end up the same.
"Baa-Chan?" The voice whispered again. "Oi. Baa-Chan."
A tick mark grew on Tsunade's head. Whoever this was really annoyed her. This for some reason brought a warm familiar felling.
"Baa-Chan. Turn around."
Tsunade turned around to see Naruto smiling at her with her cursed necklace around his neck.
"No not you to." Tsunade cried, thinking Naruto would be killed any second.
"Not me to what?" Naruto asked, confused.
"Die on me!" Tsunade said, running up and hugging him tightly.
"I already promised that I wouldn't die till I was Hokage remember?" Naruto grinned, patting her back.
"Then why are you here?" Tsunade asked.
"To save you." Naruto said. "Believe it!"
"Shizune!" Tsunade shouted, sitting up in bed. Her assistant was nowhere in sight. "Shizune get your ass in here!" She rubbed her head. "God I need some sake."
Shizune walked into the room. She immediately went into shock when she saw Tsunade sitting up in bed. She slapped herself making sure this wasn't a dream. Nope. "Tsunade-Sama."
"Dammit Shizune what took you so long." Tsunade said.
"Tsunade-Sama." Shizune said, fainting.
Tsunade sighed. She pulled the IV's out of her arm and got up out of the bed. Tsunade walked over to Shizune and slapped her in the face. "No fainting on me now. I need to know how long I've been asleep!"
Shizune jolted up, wide eyed. "H-Hai you've been in a coma for ten months. We were beginning to think you would never wake up." She said a look of sadness in her eyes.
"Who's the replacement Hokage right now?" Tsunade asked.
"Danzou." Shizune muttered. "His really made a mess Tsunade-Sama, and there's something else I should tell you. Naruto he, he disappeared."
"God Dammit." Tsunade gritted her teeth. The last person she needed to deal with. "Shizune come we are going to the council!"
"But Tsunade-Sama your outfit!" Shizune said.
"Shit. Shizune get me my outfit NOW!" Tsunade shouted.
"H-Hai!" Shizune stuttered, shuffling out of the room.
A few minutes later Shizune walked into the room with a set of Tsunade's cloths. Tsunade took the cloths from Shizune and quickly put them on. "Let's go I have a bone to pick with those old bags we call a council." Tsunade said, storming out of the room.
Gasp went around the village of Konoha as Tsunade stomped off toward the Hokage tower. Sakura came up beside after a while following her to the tower. Many of the villager's cheered at Tsunade's return.
Tsunade busted the doors of the tower down. She gained questioning looks from Shizune and Sakura.
"Ummm. Tsunade-Sama why are..." Sakura began.
"I'm getting the village ready for the brat's return." Tsunade stated.
Back at Youkai Gakuen...
At the tunnel in Youkai Gakuen a large swirling black portal formed.
"There you go brat." Headmaster said, stepping away from the portal.
"I would say thank you, but for some reason I hate you." Naruto said.
"Yes, yes now go through the portal already." Headmaster smirked.
"We will when we're ready." Naruto said.
"I'm ready." Moka said, a little sad. It was hard leaving all her friends and sister here, but she would be even more saddened if she was separated from Naruto. It would probably even kill her to be away from him.
"No you're not." Naruto said. "Besides I got a few things I need to finish packing."
"Eh?" Moka asked.
"My TV!" Naruto grinned. "I'm never separated from that again."
Everyone sweat dropped. "And how do you plan on bringing that with you?"
"With these." Naruto grinned, pulling out some scrolls. "You take your time Moka-Chan I don't want to rush you. I'll be back in a bit."
Naruto kissed her on the cheek and shuushin'd away.
"You over sized lizard let go of Sasuke-Kun!" Karin shouted, after Naruto was gone.
"I would gladly this thing taste worse than shit, but I gave Uzumaki my word." Kazul said, with Sasuke in his mouth. Sasuke was unconscious from the pain of Kazul's fangs piercing his skin and the flames that would every now and again come up and burn him.
"I don't care drop Sasuke-Kun now!" Karin shrieked, stomping her foot.
"Silence you wench!" Kazul snarled. He shot a jet of flames out of his mouth, burning Karin. She became as silent as a mouse after that. Suigetsu snickered.
"Moka-San I'll miss you..." Tsukune mumbled.
"I'll miss you to Tsukune.." Moka mumbled.
"I'll miss you more Moka-San. Desu" Yukari cried, grabbing Moka's breast. She began messaging them, then wrapped her arms around Moka and buried her face in Moka's breast.
"Yukari-Chan!" Moka squealed. As Yukari went back to rubbing her breast.
"We're all going to miss you." Kurumu said, hugging Moka from behind, tears forming in her eyes.
"For you." Mizore said, handing Moka a flower made of ice. "It won't melt"
"Thanks Mizore-Chan." Moka said. "I would hug you, but Yukari-Chan is..."
"I have something for you to." Kurumu said, letting go of Moka. She pulled out a red velvet bag. "Some of my handmade cookies!"
"Thanks Kurumu-Chan." Moka said. "I wish I had something for everyone."
"It's ok! We wouldn't take it anyway." Kurumu said, shaking her head. "That would only mean we would never see each other again."
"But we ar..." Moka began.
"Of course we are. I'm going to make that Chairman create a portal that will stay open forever!" Kurumu grinned, wiping a tear away.
"I'm counting on a visit then." Moka said.
"You bet we will. Desu" Yukari chirped, finally letting go of Moka.
Moka smiled at her friends. "You guys are the best."
"Uh huh. That's to be expected." Kurumu grinned.
"Onee-Chan I don't want you to go!" Kokoa burst out into tears. She had promised herself that she wouldn't cry, but this was too much.
"I'm sorry Kokoa, but I am." Moka frowned. "You know I wouldn't be happy if I stayed here."
Kokoa ran up and hugged her tightly in a death grip. "To tight Kokoa."
Moka began to turn blue as Kokoa continued to hug her. Kokoa finally released Moka. "S-Sorry."
"You ready to go?" Naruto asked, appearing beside Moka.
"Ready as I'll ever be." Moka said.
"Ok." Naruto said, picking her up bridal style. He jumped up and landed on Kazul's back. Kutsuu flew up and landed on top of Kazul's head.
Team Taka minus it's leader stayed near the back of the dragon.
"Let's go!" Naruto shouted.
Kazul began flapping his wings. Kazul lunged forward entering the portal. Within a few minutes of darkness the elemental countries came into view.
"Welcome to my world." Naruto said. He looked around to see if he could see Konoha. A view miles away Naruto could see the walls of the leaf village.
"So are you guys coming to, or are you getting off here?" Naruto asked.
"I'm going anywhere Sasuke-Kun goes." Karin giggled.
"Meh I ain't got anything to do." Suigetsu shrugged.
"I don't have anywhere else to go." Jugo replied.
Naruto nodded. "Alright let's take this up a notch!"
As ordered Kazul flapped his wings harder, speeding toward Konoha.
"Hokage-Sama." An ANBU Shouted, rushing into the room.
"WHAT!" Tsunade and Danzou asked at the same time.
"There is a dragon heading this way at high speeds. Five figures are following it." The ANBU said.
"Get all the Ninja's rounded up and shoot that dragon down!" Danzou ordered.
"I believe that is no longer your call Danzou." Tsunade said, with venom.
"I am the Hokage now you are the one with no call." Danzou replied.
"Over my dead body." Tsunade growled.
"I believe you were." Danzou replied.
"Keep the ninja on standby; find out if they are a threat first." Tsunade said.
"Hai!" The ANBU said, running out of the room.
All of the shinobi of Konohagakure no Sato gathered around the Hokage tower. They watched in high alert as the dragon came closer.
Naruto looked over Kazul's shoulder blade and grinned. Konoha sure knew how to throw a welcoming back party.
"Look at how many people came to see you Moka-Chan!" Naruto said, kissing her on the cheek.
"Don't they look a little too hostile for that." Moka asked, looking down at the ninja.
"Naw, that's normal." Naruto grinned.
Moka nodded still a little scared.
"Tsunade-Sama what do you want us to do?" Another ANBU asked.
"Stand down." Tsunade smirked. "Only one person knows how to make a big entrance like this."
"Hey I make a big entrance too!" Anko shouted, hearing Tsunade's statement.
"Who?"
"You'll see." Tsunade grinned, watching the dragon make a circle around the tower.
Kazul roared as he began his slow decent down. The ninja in the area flinched, pulling out their weapons. The people on the dragons back were blocked from the dragon's wings when it landed on the tower.
"YO! BAA-CHAN!" Naruto shouted, standing up on top of the dragon.
The ninja's in the area gasped seeing the Uchiha in between the dragon's fangs, but that wasn't what shocked them the most it was Naruto. Naruto grabbed a hold of Moka and jumped down from Kazul's back. "Thanks Kazul. How do you like the place so far?"
"It will suffice." Kazul said.
"Naruto!" Sakura shouted, pushing through the crowd. She stopped when she saw a clone of her that was ten times more beautiful standing next to him.
"Hey Sakura-Chan I have a gift for you!" Naruto grinned, "You can spit him out now Kazul!"
"Finally." Kazul groaned, spitting Sasuke out of his mouth.
Sakura looked in shock. Just like Naruto promised he had brought Sasuke back. What in the hell happened while he was gone?
"Take him away." Tsunade ordered a group on ANBU.
Sasuke was taken away to a cell where he would stay for a while. The rest of Team Taka went with him.
Tsunade walked up with a stern look on her face. Naruto still had a shit-eating grin on his face. She took off Naruto's Hitae-ite, and flicked him on the forehead.
"Where have you been brat? You've worried me sick." Tsunade said, finishing it off with a kiss to the forehead.
"At school." Naruto said.
The village went deadly silent. Naruto and school? That just sounded soooo wrong. That would be like Kibble with cats. They absolutely did not mix.
"Hey it was not of my on free will. If Danzou hadn't used some strange object on me I would have never ended up there." Naruto stated.
All of the ninja turned to glare and Danzou. "Take him away!" Tsunade ordered. A group of ANBU encircled Danzou.
"I don't think so princess." Danzou said. A group of root ANBU appeared, guarding him. The root ANBU created a large smoke screen. When the smoke screen dissipated Danzou was nowhere to be seen.
"ANBU Find him!" Tsunade ordered. All of the ANBU in the area went off to find Danzou.
"I'm not going to let that man ruin my reunion with you. Now tell me who's is this." Tsunade asked, looking over at Moka.
"This is Moka-Chan my wife." Naruto grinned, wrapping his arm around her waist. Moka blushed.
For the second time that day all of Konoha went silent. A certain Hyuuga fainted in shock. After a few more minutes of silence the crowd broke out into laughter.
"THE FLAMES OF YOUTH BURN BRIGHT IN YOU MY RIVAL! I SHALL FIND A WIFE TEN TIMES MORE BEATIFUL AND IF I DO NOT THEN I SHALL DO 500 LAPS AROUND KONOHA ON MY HANDS, IF I CAN NOT DO THAT I SHALL..." Lee began.
"THAT IS MY YOUTHFUL STUNDENT LEE COME LET US BEGIN." Gai cried in tears of joy.
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
The unbreakable waves crashing on the rocks with a giant sunset genjutsu appeared as Lee and Gai did their usual green spandex man hug.
Naruto gagged turning away to look at a less revolting sight.
"Good one Naruto! Always the prankster!" Kiba shouted, ignoring the green beast man hug.
"I'm telling the truth here." Naruto said, showing the rings on his and Moka's ring fingers.
Yet again Konoha became dead silent. Whispers went around the group. All of a sudden Kakashi appeared beside Naruto and patted him on the shoulder. "Jiraiya would be proud."
Naruto gave a sad smile to Kakashi.
"Naruto I need to see you in my office now! And that group over there to." Tsunade said, pointing to the ace five. "The rest of you leave."
Naruto grumbled and followed Tsunade to her office. Moka held onto his arm as they went inside.
"Ok now explain everything." Tsunade said, sitting down in her chair.
"Well you see I went with Moka to her father's place, where he asked if I wanted to marry her. So I said yes..." Naruto began.
"Not that I want to know where you went and everything you did. So start at the beginning." Tsunade sighed, pulling out a jug of sake from her secret hiding place. She figured she was going to need it to believe anything Naruto said. Ignoring the dish you would poor sake in Tsunade downed half of the jug before Naruto spoke.
"Alright. After Danzou thrust some black orb in my back, I ended up in a place called Youkai Gakuen. It's a school for monsters to attend to learn how to become human. The Chairman there told me I wouldn't be able to go back for a long time, so I took a job there to protect the school and a human named Tsukune who accidentally came to the school by mistake. After that I had a reunion with Moka." Naruto said, looking over at Moka.
Tsunade just stared at Naruto with a blank look. She downed the rest of her sake and pulled out another one. Naruto chuckled.
"Basically after that Moka and I got married, Sasuke somehow also ended up there and I kicked his ass. Then when I had to do paperwork for the Chairman I met Kazul." Naruto said.
Tsunade crossed her arms and looked at the two of them.
"Can we go I'm tired." Naruto yawned. He turned around to leave only to be stopped.
"Hold on where do you think you're going? I still have things to discuss with you." Tsunade said.
"Can't it wait until tomorrow. I want to go to sleep!" Naruto whined.
"Where do you think your wife will sleep for tonight?" Tsunade asked.
"In my father's house." Naruto said.
Tsunade froze. "Naruto how do you know that?"
"He told me." Naruto yawned. "So can I have the keys or not?"
"I expect you in my office tomorrow morning." Tsunade said, she pulled out a set of keys from under the desk.
"Yeah, yeah." Naruto said, taking the keys.
The group left the office with a very tired Hokage sitting at her desk. "So he knows..." She thought to herself.
Naruto trudged down the streets of Konoha toward the Namikaze estate. Many of the villager's stared at him but not out of hate, more like admiration. Naruto continued down the streets with a huge smile on his face. The group steered toward the dango shop, where a certain purple haired jounin stepped out. Before Naruto could do anything a dango stick went past his head. Many more followed making Naruto dodge them.
"Darn a little off." Anko said, rubbing her chin in a thinking pose. She had made a picture of the Konoha leaf symbol.
"What the hell were you trying to kill me?" Naruto shouted.
All of a sudden a kunai cut his cheek and Anko was behind him. She licked his cheek savoring his blood. "Yum, it's even gotten tastier since the last time."
Moka started to growl, making Anko look over in her direction.
"Oh my bad didn't see the wifey." Anko said, letting go of Naruto. "Whenever you need to get away come look me up." She said, walking on down the streets of Konoha.
"Hahaha." Naruto chuckled, rubbing the back of his head.
"Who was that?" Moka asked in a demanding tone.
"A psycho who scares the shit out of me." Naruto shivered. "Don't worry she's just a friend of mine."
Moka nodded still not liking the answer to much.
The next person to stop the group was none other than Kiba who was sitting on top of Akumaru and ogling Moka.
"Back off." Naruto growled, stepping in front of Moka.
"Whoa relax dude I wasn't going to do anything." Kiba said, hoping down off of Akumaru. "I only came to say hi."
"Hi now Bye." Naruto said, walking past Kiba.
"What's the rush? Don't you want to catch up on old times?" Kiba asked.
"No." Naruto said, flatly. "We can do that later. Right now Moka and I want to get some sleep."
"Alright." Kiba grinned, taking another eye full of Moka. Damn was that skirt short.
The group had walked past almost everyone in the Konoha 11 and Naruto was getting annoyed. The only people they had not passed yet were Sakura and Hinata which made Naruto kind of glad, because he didn't want to see them yet. He finally made it to the Namikaze estate. Naruto opened the gate leading to a very large house. It wasn't big enough to be called a mansion but was still big none the less. The flora around the house was what made up the most of the house. There were all kinds of flowers from that of the most popular kinds, to those that were a rarity.
Naruto walked up and opened the door. "Welcome to our home." Naruto said, grabbing Moka's hand and taking her inside.
THE END
Now that is is over with I can go on to the sequal Don't expect it to appear any sooner then spring next year...or that spring I have school to attend.