1Kisame's First Few Days At Akatsuki
I no own Naruto yeah and I had a cookie and the sugar is rushing through my bloodlines which could be hazardous but I don't care ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(passes out)
Chapter 21: The library
Itachi suddenly decided to take Akatsuki to Konoha for the next three to six days. Their first visit was the library. (For unknown reasons). Kisame took out random books, and carried them to a table. Unfortunately for him, some were seafood cookbooks. "Ok... let's see, 'Cooking From the Sea'... sounds interesting..." Kisame said to himself. When he opened to the first page, he was shocked at what he saw. It was a fish, with lettuce around the plate, and different seasonings on top of the fish, and forks and spoons nearby. "HOLY CRAP!!!" He yelled. "Shhh!!! we're in a library" The librarian hushed. Kisame dared to turn the page to find a familiar lobster... "Fr-Freddy?" Kisame said to himself. Freddy was his only friend above all of the people in his life (Before Akatsuki). Oh... my... GOD!!!" Kisame said, in a low whisper.
Itachi was in the... "Fine Arts" Section. He was looking at the different weapons and torture styles. He looked over his favorite, poking people with swords. He smiled as he read the passage and smiled through the whole book. He was reading and reading until the end. Then he was sad. "AW MAN!!!" He yelled. "SHUT IT!!! WE'RE IN A LIBRARY" The Librarian yelled across the building. "Evil bitch... I should kill her tomorrow..." Itachi said to himself, before closing the book in search of another, torture filled one.
Deidara was also looking in the fine arts section, but he was in a totally different section than Itachi's. He was in the clay or sculpture section, and in a flash was in the explosives section. He decided to just take any random book and put it on a table. "Hmm... where to start... 'Explosives in the 1800s'... no... 'Art for the soul'... no... Aha! 'Clay sculptures and explosives'!!! Perfect!" Deidara said. "YEAH!!" He almost forgot to say that, but the librarian was not happy... as usual. "SHUT IT!!!" She yelled.
Sasori was also in the fine arts section, but he was looking at a book about a puppet who dreamed to become a real boy, Pinoccio!!! " 'and they lived in peace forever...' BULLCRAP!!!" Sasori yelled. "BE QUIET OR I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!! "The librarian threatened. "She's a load of Bullcrap too..." He murmured.
Zetsu was in the gardener's section, looking at a picture book with roses and daffodils, and other girl-like plants. Where he lived, that was the equivalent to porn. "What are you doing Zetsu-san?" Tobi asked.."I'll tell you when you're older..." Zetsu said, looking back to his book. "But it looks like... a child's picture book with flowers in it... "Tobi said, examining the book's cover. "Whatever..." Zetsu responded. "Why don't you just leave me alone and do something else?" He asked Tobi. "But-" Tobi started. "GO."
Tobi was wandering the library. He found nothing, until he saw something on the cover of a children's book. " 'the Ugly Duckling' " He read. He started reading the book, getting weird stares from the surrounding people. When he finished the book, he started crying. "WHAT A GREAT STORY!!!" He wailed. "What... are you doing?" Zetsu asked, seeing him on the floor. "ZETSU-SAN!!! I JUST READ THE SADDEST STORY EVER!!!" Tobi replied. "Tobi... this is 'the ugly Duckling'... it ends with the duck growing to be a beutiful swan... at least, that's what I heard." Zetsu said, holding the book. "R-REALLY!?! I'M SOOO HAPPY NOW!!!" Tobi was crying tears of joy this time. Who knew he could be so emotional? "Oh great... what've I done?" Zetsu said to himself.
Kakuzu was in the gambler's section. He was reading for a new way to play poker, new poker faces, better ways to trick you're opponents, the like.
Hidan was in the Religion section, but was very angry. There was nothing that said anything about killing people as a sacrifice to the gods.
When everybody finished with their books, ready to check them out, they all met where they heard Tobi crying. "What happened to him, yeah?" Deidara asked, pointing to Tobi. He was first crying because of a duck-" Zetsu started. "I don't wanna know anymore...yeah..." Deidara said, turning around. "Okay, Itachi, what's Kisame's story, yeah?" Deidara asked, pointing to Kisame. "He says he saw an old friend in a book... I don't know the details." Itachi responded. Kisame was shivering and holding a book. "F-freddy... freddy..." He chanted over and over again. "Kisame... do you want to check out this book?"Itachi asked. Kisame nodded slowly. "Ok... I'll take this book to the counter now." He said slowly. Everyone else followed, Zetsu dragging Tobi.
"Were you guys the ones making all the noise?" The librarian asked. "Uhhh... no...?" Itachi said. "Hmmmm... sure, ok..." She responded, putting the books into the bag. "Thank you, come again."
ME: I'M LOSING MY TOUCH!!! HOLY CRAP!!! I NEED SUGAR!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!