Something I forgot to mention at the end of the previous chapter (I think) : I already have 39 chapters finished, so be prepared for a lot of updates!
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Chapter 21 : But he's her... Euw.
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Naruto reached for his weapons, only to remember Sakura had forced him to leave them at home. He tried to get up, only to have an arm wrap around his neck and a kunai against his throat. "Where do you think your going, handsome?" The owner of the kunai and arm, a female Hyuuga, said. Naruto sighed and looked around, noticing that all the other ninja in the church had a kunai against their necks, leaving Kiba and Hinata to fight the Hyuuga.
Inside Orochimaru's hideout, the snake sannin stood up and took his Kusagani. "Kabuto, I will leave the hideout in your command, I shall return shortly, with our guests."
Within Akatsuki's cave, Deidera stretched, he was bored out of his skull. Tobi had fallen ill, apparently from his fight with the Kyuubi container, so Deidera was stuck in the hideout until he was ready to go again. It didn't help that everyone had set out to complete the plan to destroy both Orochimaru and his 'guest'. "Ooooh Deidera... I need a glass of water." Tobi whined. Deidera quickly took a glass of water and shoved it into Tobi's mouth, almost choking him.
Naruto got comfortable in his seat, almost ignoring the kunai that dangled dangerously above his throat. "Naruto, this isn't the time to get comfortable! Go help Hinata!" "And miss an awesome Byakugan vs Byakugan fight? Maybe when it takes a turn for the worse." He said, dismissing her with his hand.
Hinata was in trouble and she knew it, she was no match for her father, and Kiba was occupied with her mother and Hanabi. Hiashi and the other Hyuuga clan members were easily overpowering Hinata, and things were looking grim. "Hakke Kuushou!" "Gatsuuga!" Voices cried out into the air. The Hyuuga main clan members were sent flying into several directions as Inuzuka's and their familiars arrived into the scene, together with Hyuuga branch members.
"Oh this is getting good, want some popcorn?" Naruto asked, excited by the events going on in front of him. Sakura rolled her eyes and slapped him on the back of the head. "Go help, now!" She ordered. "I'll pass, they seem to be having fun, and I don't want to take that away from them, besides, these guys are weaker then the average chuunin." "Hey! I resent that!" The girl that kept Naruto 'hostage' said.
Meanwhile, in a ramenstand in Root, Eddie and Kirbie were spending time holding eating contests and reading. "You know, something tells me that by not going to the wedding, we are missing a fight that involves clan betrayel, inbreeding and love." Eddie said. Kirbie sighed before saying "Just read your book, Eddie..." "Not with a goat, not on a boat, not on a train. I do not like these things..." "Too yourself! Too yourself! For a mastertracker, you sure have a strange personality..."
"What in the name of the Third's dandruff is going on in here!?" A voice boomed from the church door. Both Sakura and Naruto gulped when they heard the voice. The fighting stopped as everyone turned to face the owner of the voice. Tsunade tapped her foot on the floor, making small cracks in the ground. "I want everyone in here arrested." She said. Anbu's sped into the church and started to knock everyone out, until only Naruto and Sakura were left. "Alright, alright! We'll come, just don't do the creepy pinch us into sleep thingy."
"This is bad, if things are allowed to continue like this, the Hyuuga clan will destroy itself from inside." The Hokage said, rubbing her temples. "What do you mean?" Sakura asked puzzled from this statement. Jiraiya looked out into Konoha, his legs dangling out of Tsunade's office. "The Hyuuga's bloodline is attained by inbreeding, it is said that the bloodline will be lost if they make children outside of their own clan." He said. Sakura and Naruto shuddered. "Hinata her husband had already been decided, against both parties their will. The fact that it was Neji didn't help." The toad sennin continued. Sakura almost lost her footing as Naruto's face began twitching violently.
"So, how do we solve this?" Naruto asked. Jiraiya scratched his chin "A temporary solution would be trying to negotiate, or put guards at Hinata's house all day." "I got it!" Sakura shouted as she jumped up. "I don't like the sound of that..." Naruto mumbled. "How about they move in with me and Naruto in Root? He can beat anything the Hyuuga send at them." "Suckup..." Jiraiya mumbled under his breath. "We'd have to relocate the entire team, so Shino and Kurenai would most likely be needing a place to stay..." "Sure, we have more then enough room in our house!" Sakura said, lighting a spark in Tsunade's eyes.'Their house, hmmm?' She mused. "If they want to, it's fine by me." Naruto said.
Danzou and Hattori fell to their knees in front of a dark figure. "Who are you?" Danzou managed to ask between gasps of air. The figure didn't answer. A snake slithered past Danzou, making realisation hit him. "Orochimaru! Why have you taken us here!?" The bandaged ninja asked. "How would you like to see the Kyuubi container, dead, and Konoha destroyed?" The snake man asked. "I would fight to the death for it!" Danzou screamed. "I care not about Konoha's destruction. But if it has to be done to insure the Kyuubi's death, so be it." Hattori said. "Then do you swear loyalty to me? In return, I shall grant you power!" "I will!" "So shall I!"