It's the recap guys and I've got some INCREDIBLE NEWS! I'm GONNA BE A FATHER! ISN'T THIS GREAT!? I MEAN REALLY WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED THAT ME OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD BECOME A FATHER!

I'm so proud of you son! Now I have something to be proud of you for!

WHAT!? S-So you never thought I could so good…?

Nope! You were so useless and so I just didn't think about it. That's why for your 16th birthday I kicked you out the house.

Oh thanks, mommy! I love you so much!

I love you too, Money!

Yea-Wait! MONEY!? S-So…y-you don't…

PLEASE! WHY WOULD I LOVE A DFAILURE!? BABIES BRING YOU MONEY AND I'M GONNA TRAIN THAT KID TO BECOME A SUCCESSFUL ACTOR SO HE WONT END UP LIKE YOU!

MOMMY! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH!? And also, why are you in every recap?

Oh! The producers gave me a 2 year contract so I'm gonna be apart of the recaps until 2 years is up! SURPRISE!

OH GREAT! NOW THE WHOLE WORLD WILL SEE ME-

SEE YOU GET A SPANKING! NOW GO RECAP THE LAST EPISODE SO I CAN GO SHOPPING FOR MY GRANDCHILD!

Well, actually, mommy…I, um…I'm not becoming a father!

WHAT!?

I just said that to see what you'd say, and apparently I'm a failure to you!

YOU SURE ARE! NOW GO DO WHAT I SAID!

FINE! Last episode Heppokomaru came back and knocked the snot outta Ichigo with his new Fist Style; Fist of the Whirlwind! Whew! That's a relief! Now I don't have to cover my nose every time I come into the studio! Anyways, Bobobo and the others then left to find the Fourth Heavenly King through the woods and then we learned that some stalker is watching them! Who is this and what does he want? Just watch and see!

WATCH AND SEE!? WHAT TYPE OF LINE IS THAT!? WHAT IF THE PEOPLE WATCHING ARE BLIND YOU UNSENSITIVE JERK! YOU COULD'VE OFFENDED THEM AND YOU JUST SIT HERE AND LAUGH! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

Oh, hi Bobobo! Well, ya see the producers-

PRODUCERS ROAD ROOSTERS! I DON'T CARE JUST START THE SHOW!

Road Roosters!? That doesn't rhyme with Producers at all!

WHAT DID THE MAIN CHARACTER SAY!?

Yes sir, Bobobo!

Episode 21 The Gang's All Here! Onto the Fourth and Final King! But first we must train you! SERVICE!

"Bobobo! Wait a minute! Do you even know where we're going?" Beauty asked.

"Well…OF COURSE I DON'T I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR JOB!" Bobobo screamed at Beauty, wearing a kimono and a tutu.

"MY JOB! HOW IS IT MY JOB!?" Beauty screamed "Well because you're the smart one, here. You know direction." Don Patch said, drinking tea as he sat on a block of ice.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S COLD!" Don Patch cried as he jumped into the air.

"Aww, baby. Come here and Momma will make it all better." Bobobette said as she gave Don Patch a band aid.

"Thanks mommy. I wish you weren't so old so you could live forever!" Don Patch smiled, though Bobobette got offended.

"Grr, HOW DARE YOU CALL ME OLD!? I'M YOUNGER THAN YOPU ARE SO HOW CAN I BE OLD!?" Bobobette screamed, slapping Don Patch in the face.

"BUT HE'S YOUR CHILD SO HE'S YOUNGER!" Pokomi screamed.

"No! I mustn't let this happen…" Don Patch said, now an old man lying on his death bed.

"Don Patch! Just hang in there, buddy! Please! I'll save you!" Bobobo cried, as he pulled the blood bag away from Don Patch, making him suffocate.

"HOW IS THAT SAVING HIM!?" Beauty screamed in shock.

"Ya know, Beauty, you've been such a girl lately. I mean you've been screaming and bulging your eyes out like you're Spongebob. That's not healthy ya know." Bobobo informed Beauty.

"O-OH I HAVE, HAVE I!?" Beauty screamed.

"Bobobo haven't you learned anything?" Namero asked Bobobo.

"What do you mean?" Bobobo asked.

"The fact that Beauty's aggressive and she'll hurt you." Namero said.

"She wont hurt because I'm…A-"

"DON PATCHI!" Don Patch smiled as he appeared in front of Bobobo's face.

"YOU LITTLE RAT! YOU RUINED MY LINE!" Bobobo screamed as he elbowed Don Patch.

"NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO GODFATHER!" Hatenko cried as he body slammed Bobobo.

"YOU IDIOT! YA!" Bobobo screamed as he suplexed Jelly Jiggler for no apparent reason.

"WHAT DID I DO!?" Jelly Jiggler screamed in pain.

"I DON'T KNOW!" Bobobo yelled back.

"You guys are so stupid! Stop fighting!" Namero yelled, trying to make peace, however, Don Patch then grabbed him and put him in a sharpshooter!

"AH! STOP IT DON PATCH!" Namero cried.

"This is what you get for yelling at me!" Don Patch screamed.

"I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP!" Namero cried.

"Good job Don Patch! Kick his ass!" Heppokomaru cheered.

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?" Beauty screamed.

Then, all of a sudden Don Patch laid an egg and all the people in the mix of that fight, excluding Namero, awed at it.

"Whatever." Namero said in annoyance.

"Hehehe." Heppokomaru, Beauty, Ichigo and Pokomi laughed sarcastically.

"Hey, He-san, I have a question." Ichigo said, though no one knew who he was talking to.

"Excuse me, He-san." Ichigo said, taping Heppokomaru on the shoulder, though he didn't notice it.

"Hey, big brother I think Ichigo's trying to talk to you." Pokomi said, still clung to her brother's back.

"Wha? What is it, Ichigo?" Heppokomaru wondered.

"Well, um, I was wondering, He-san…" Ichigo seemed nervous.

"Hear that? He called you He-san." Pokomi smiled. "Listen, you don't have to call me that, I'm only like 4 years older than you." Heppokomaru said to Ichigo.

"Oh, sorry." Ichigo said.

"Hey, Ichi-kun, you can call him whatever you want to. He doesn't care!" Pokomi giggled.

"Wait, who ever said that!?" Heppokomaru wondered.

"Well-"

"Never mind." Heppokomaru said to his sister.

"HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bobobo screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Why are you screaming, Bobobo?" Beauty asked.

"BECAUSE I CAN'T SPELL MY NAME!" Bobobo cried, with a page of homework in his hands.

"WHAT!? BUT IT'S ONLY TWO LETTERS!" Beauty screamed.

"Hey, Bobobo-san." Ichigo said in a soft voice, meaning that Bobobo couldn't hear him.

"NO! My life is ruined!" Bobobo cried on his knees.

"…Idiot…" Everyone, even Don Patch who was dressed like a boat said in annoyance.

"Hey, Bobobo-san-"

"AGH! DON PATCH WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?" Bobobo screamed as he span Don Patch around by his legs.

"WHAT DID I DO!? OW!" Don Patch cried as his head hit trees.

"YOU ATE MY SOUP!" Bobobo cried as he turned into a robot and began firing at Don Patch.

"WHAT!?" everyone screamed.

"WHAT!? I DON'T EVEN LIKE SOUP! IT GIVES ME A ZIT!" Don Patch cried.

"SO THEN WHAT'S THIS!?" Bobobo screamed, pointing at a red bump on Don Patch's forehead.

"Um…Well, um…I, uh…" Don Patch hesitated as Bobobo readied his cannon for total annihilation.

"It's jelly! Haha…" Don Patch lied as Jelly Jiggler sat on his forehead.

"YOU LIAR! ZITS AREN'T BLUE!" Bobobo screamed, as he blasted Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler into a tree.

"NO! GODFATHER! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO HIM!? YOU MONSTER! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!" Hatenko yelled as he slapped Bobobo with a tree branch. "OW! STOP IT! YOU MEANY!" Bobobo cried, shielding himself from the branch.

"BOBOBO-SAN!"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT BOY!?" Bobobo screamed to Ichigo, who wouldn't stop nagging him.

"I wanted to ask you something."

"So just say it!" Bobobo yelled.

"I wanted to know if…you could…um…make me stronger." Ichigo asked, and everyone gasped.

"…Sure…" Bobobo said out of nowhere.

"Huh? Really!?" Ichigo said in shock.

"Yeah. Why not?"

"Well I mean I tried to destroy you and your friends. And I showed you guys that I was an ali-Oh, I mean, because I just feel so weak. Hehe." Ichigo smiled, halting at his previous sentence.

"Oh yea. That reminds me. LESSON NUMBER 1: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MAIN CHARACTER!" Bobobo screamed as he threw a barrage of large, glass dishes at Ichigo.

"WHAT!? AH!" Ichigo cried as he caught every one, though he tried his hardest to balance them all.

"Oh, Hekun!" Bobobo cried, dressed as Beauty.

Heppokomaru just sweat dropped and said "What", though in an annoyed tone.

Then Bobobo bent down to Heppokomaru's level and whispered in his ear. Secretly, without anyone seeing, Bobobo put a giant butcher knife in Heppokomaru's hand. Once Bobobo was done with the whispering, Heppokomaru smiled, though it was an evil smile.

"LESSON NUMBER 2! WHEEL OF FORTUNE!" Bobobo screamed, as he was in a tuxedo and a giant wheel was behind him, with all the characters in the show standing behind a podium.

"WHAT!? WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!?" Beauty screamed, as she was suddenly dressed in a shining pink gown.

"Now, PICK A NUMBER ANY NUMBER!" Bobobo yelled into the mic.

"Um…3..." Ichigo said. "OH! I'M SORRY! THAT'S THE FORTUNE OF DEATH!" Bobobo yelled as he suddenly turned into a Vampire!

"BOBOBO! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?" Beauty screamed.

"IT'S THE ONLY WAY HE'LL LEARN!" Bobobo screamed.

"HIT IT!" Bobobo snapped. Heppokomaru had an evil look in his eyes and threw the knife from before straight toward Ichigo, who, for some odd reason, still had the dishes all in his hands.

"AH!" Ichigo cried as he bent far back so that the knife wouldn't hit him and still didn't drop a single plate, as well as sweating extremely hard because of stress.

"W-W-WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?" Ichigo screamed, with his eyes wide open and still in an uncomfortable stance.

"IT WAS TO TEST YOUR AGILITY! LESSON NUMBER 3: BEAT THE FISHES!" Bobobo yelled as he dropped Ichigo into a pond full of piranhas.

"BOBOBO WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW!?" Pokomi screamed at him in shock. Then everyone looked down to see Don Patch and Hatenko in piranha costumes and Namero tied upside down with food all over him!

"HEY! WHAT AM I, BATE!?" Namero cried as the blood rushed to his head.

"THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT! NOW KEEP STILL SO THAY CAN EAT!" Bobobo screamed, throwing Namero into the water!

"BOBOBO WHAT KIND OF TRAINING IS THIS!?" Pokomi screamed.

"Oh yeah! That reminds me! You haven't gone through the official annunciation to be in this team! SO YOU CAN GO TOO!" Don Patch screamed, throwing Pokomi into the water!

"DON PATCH WHAT THE HELL!?" Beauty screamed, but then Heppokomaru put a hand on her shoulder.

"Don't worry. She can swim." Heppokomaru said calmly.

"But they're chasing after her as if she were a little guppy." Beauty said in worried tone.

"OW! OW! BIG BROTHER WHY WONT YOU HELP ME!? WAHAHA!" Pokomi cried as she ran over the water in fear as fast as she could with tears coming from her eyes as the piranhas kept trying to bite her butt off!

"DON PATCH QUIT IT!" Heppokomaru screamed, punching the Don Patch piranha into the sky, making the Hatenko piranha angry.

"YOU BASTARD!" Hatenko screamed, but stopped when he saw a steak.

"Here's some meat for ya." Heppokomaru said, handing it to Hatenko who felt like he was in heaven now!

"How'd you know that they ate steaks?" Beauty asked.

"Um…Well…" Heppokomaru said, remembering a hellish memory during his childhood dealing with piranhas, clowns, and angry old women.

"You don't wanna know." Heppokomaru replied after hesitating.

"We're best friends forever, best friends forever, best friends forever so ROCK ON! YEA!" Bobobo and Don Patch sang, beginning with a lullaby and ending in heavy metal and bashing guitars.

"THIS MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!" Beauty cried.

"It's Bobobo. What did you expect?" Namero said, with a wooden leg.

"OH MY GOD! NAMERO-KUN YOUR LEG!" Pokomi cried tackling him in tears.

"OW! THAT HURT!" Namero cried as Pokomi whimpered on his suit.

"OH MY GOD! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS! OH MY GOD! OH-MY-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Don Patch cried, as Pokomi began to randomly sing on stage with a mic and wearing shiny silver pants and a sparkling pink top.

I'm a princess, I'm a star, I'm make it shine, Just like a car. I'm strong, I'm elite, Just don't ask me, to wipe your feet. Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea, YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"THOSE LYRICS DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! AND WHY ARE YOU GUYS GOING THROUGH WITH IT!?" Beauty screamed, as she watched all her friends, except Namero, wave glow sticks in the air and cry.

"This is so dumb. I'm going to get some ice cream." Namero said as he walked away.

"BOBOBO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! DON'T RUIN MY SHOW!" Pokomi cried as Bobobo began modeling in a swim suit in front of Pokomi as cameras flashed.

"Why are you taking my spotlight!?" Pokomi cried.

"BECAUSE YOU SUCK POKOMI!" Bobobo yelled.

"HEY! DON'T YOU EVER DISRESPECT BRITNEY SPEARS YOU BITCH!" Patches screamed as she kung fu kicked Bobobette into a glass window.

"BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!?" Pokomi cried.

"YOU SUCK!" Patches screamed as she pushed Pokomi off the stage.

"DON'T YOU EVER PUSH MY LITTLE SISTER!" Heppokomaru yelled, throwing Don Patch into a pit of crabs!

"AH! OW! OWEE! OUCH!" Don Patch cried as the crabs punctured him.

"GODFATHER! I'LL SAVE YOU!" Hatenko yelled as he jumped into the pit until he got pinched, then he jumped straight out without Don Patch! "HATENKO! WHY'D YOU LEAVE DON PATCH!?" Bobobo cried.

"Because the crabs hurt me!"

"SO WHAT YOU IDIOT! HE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER! I MEAN WHAT'LL WE CALL THE SHOW IF HE DOESN'T MAKE IT!? BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO!?" Bobobo screamed in anger, though Pokomi, Heppokomaru, and Beauty just sweat dropped.

"Hey! Can you help me, please?" Ichigo asked, stuffed into an itsy bitsy shopping bag.

"Hey, look what I bought you guys!" Pokomi giggled as she pulled Ichigo out of the box in one piece.

"HOW'D HE FIT IN THERE!?" Beauty wondered.

"Okay, now time for the REAL training." Bobobo said to Ichigo, who was so shocked that his jaw fell to the ground.

"Real training? I thought those ridiculous stints were the training tasks." Heppokomaru said.

"Oh, but you were wrong. And actually, I'm gonna let Ichigo do this by himself." Bobobo said, with his hand on Ichigo's shoulder.

"Now. Let's go to the Wiggins Association of Ultimate Meat Showdown, also known as the WAUMS Arena!" Bobobo yelled as he drove a shuttle into a building, which was the WAUMS Arena.

"Ultimate Meat Showdown? What's that supposed to mean?" Ichigo asked Bobobo, as everyone elses jaws dropped at the picture of the training Arena, which was shaped like a piece of steak! Then the group walked into the arena with Don Patch on a thrown that Hatenko was pulling all by himself and saw a shadow in the background.

"This is who you'll have to beat." Bobobo said to Ichigo, walking him onto the battle mat to introduce him to his opponent.

"Now, introducing the incredibly cool…Service Man! "WHAT!? SERVICE MAN!?" everyone screamed in so much shock that Service Man's blanket came up and the lights flashed.

"GROSS! I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT!" Pokomi cried, shielding her eyes. "SERVICE MAN GO AWAY!" Heppokomaru cried as he kept his eyes shut.

"S-So I'm supposed to fight him?" Ichigo asked Bobobo hesitantly.

"Yep." Bobobo replied quickly.

"But I can't fight him if he keeps doing that." Ichigo said, looking away from Service Man who was still pulling up his sheet.

"Well, you wont be fighting him with your hands. You'll be fighting him with THESE!" Bobobo screamed as he had two cows next to him.

"WHAT THE F-CK!" everyone screamed in unison, even Namero, who had just gotten back from his ice cream break.

"W-W-WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT!?" Ichigo cried, afraid to go near the cow.

"You guys are gonna throw the cows in the air and whoever gets their cow the highest wins!" Bobobo explained. "HOW'S THAT SUPPOSED TO TRAIN ME!?" Ichigo cried. "It builds up your strength." Bobobo replied, dressed as a referee.

"Ready, set, GO!" Bobobo blew the whistle and the battle was on.

"How in the world is Ichigo gonna pass this test?" Hatenko wondered, thinking that Ichigo will lose.

"No! I think Ichi-kun will beat Serviceman, since Serviceman can't even stop pulling his sheet up, which I also don't wanna see. Can you please put that down?" Pokomi said with confidence first, then annoyance and disgust. Ichigo then tried to pick the cow up, but he was too weak to and was sweating incredibly hard by just trying alone. Though, luckily, Serviceman was paying no attention and was getting his eyebrows waxed.

"Oh you're lovely, darling. Simply dazzling. One more shot. Yes! THAT WAS IT!" Serviceman said as he took pictures of Patches posing for a swimsuit ad, though lifting his sheet every time to take a picture.

"SO HE'S GOT A CAMERA UNDER THERE!?" Beauty screamed in shock.

How am I supposed to pick this thing up? It's so freaking heavy. Oh, I don't think they'll ever accept me if I can't beat Serviceman. Wait! I've got an idea! Ichigo thought as he began to sniff the ground. "What is he doing?" Heppokomaru wondered, sounding very confused.

"AH! I found it!" Ichigo said happily, as he had a giant trampoline with stairs on it.

"Come on big cow. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna make you jump so I can win." Ichigo said as he led the cow up the steps and onto the trampoline.

"Now, what do I do next?" Ichigo wondered.

OH NO! THIS IS TERRIBLE! HOW COULD I GET THE COW ON HERE AND NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM? Ichigo thought, feeling incredibly stupid.

"Hey! Ichigo!" Hatenko called out.

"Huh?" Ichigo answered.

"Push him!" the rest of them said.

"But I don't want to anger him and-"

"JUST DO IT!" they all screamed, quickly getting frustrated.

"Alright!" Ichigo said back, pushing the cow a little, and even though it didn't budge, it was angry and tried to run, but instead jumped! "Cool!" Ichigo said in childish happiness. Suddenly the cow began to pose in the air!

"Wow! Incredible! He's doing the snotastic style of Cow-Fu! Oh! LOOK! HE'S DEFEATING THE OPPONENT!" Bobobo said into a mic in a shiny light blue suit, as the Cow began to pummel Serviceman, as if it were a video game with life bars and everything!

"Yes! Get him cow!" Hatenko cheered. "What are you talking about!?" Beauty yelled.

"Wow! Look at Serviceman's life bar! One more blow and he's finished!" Bobobo said, seeing Serviceman's life bar at an extremely low level.

"FIST OF COW-FU! HOOVE-FO-U!" Bobobo yelled as he kicked Serviceman with his arms and legs resembling a cows and a cow tail! "I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE HAD TO GO ALONE!" Beauty screamed out.

"Well he wouldn't keep his sheet down so I taught him a lesson!" Bobobo screamed as he ate grass.

"So does that mean I can officially join the group? I mean I did win!" Ichigo asked.

"…Of course, Ichigo. I just did all that to have some fun anyways. You were apart of this group from the second we met you." Bobobo said as he patted Ichigo on the head and ruffled through his hair a bit as if he were a father.

"T-That was so…Beautiful…" Patches said, cried with a large, empty bucket of popcorn in her hands.

"So…what do we do now?" Pokomi asked.

"Look for the Fourth Heavenly King and then beat this Tsurulina the 6th person." Namero said to her.

"You're so right, Namero-kun!" Pokomi smiled happily, hugging Namero so tight that his tongue popped out and he was unconscious.

"AH! NAMERO-KUN WAKE UP! NO! WAHAHA!" Pokomi cried as she shook him.

"Hahaha! Now's my chance!" a voice said and suddenly smoke centered the room! "What's going on!? I can't see anything!" Beauty cried.

"Ha! I finally found you!" the man's voice said sinisterly.

Who is this man and who is he talking about? Is he a friend or foe? Find out on the next crazy episode of Randori Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!

WAIT! WAIT! WAIT A MINUTE! IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS! I MEAN I DIDN'T EVEN GET ENOUGH SCREENTIME THIS EPISODE! I MEAN HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND OR SOMETHING!? I SHOULD HAVE LIKE 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 PERCENT OF SCREEN TIME! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! AREN'T I RIGHT HATENKO!?

YES YOU ARE, GODFATHER! YOU'RE THE GREATEST! SIMPLY THE BEST- Ah, Shut up and eat your milk and cookies!

Yes sir, Godfather, SIR!

Haha, Kids these days. But don't all you Don Patch fans, and when I say that I mean the world, worry because I'll be back with all the scenes next episode! Bye!