Like an old, married couple
"Jake, will you just..."
"I will continue doing it this way anyway, no matter what Math you come up with."
"But you'll be so much faster if you just – "
"End of discussion, Cassandra! I mean it."
Jenkins sighed. He'd listened to these two quarrelling for some time now, and it really was time they got a new dish-washer, so Cassandra and Stone stopped bickering like an old, married couple over how much (if any) time Jake could save by changing his dish-washing-routine.
And, as it just so happened, a new dish-washer would both save time and Jenkin's precious tea-cups.
A/N: This one is for my brother who turned 18 today (sniff) - I'm sure you can relate to this story as much as I can! To defy adulthood a bit longer (believe me, it's not that amazing once you can't get out of it again...) - a Librarians' quote for our treasure hunt:
"You see the blue wire?"
"Yeah!"
"Don't touch the blue wire."
"Gah! Start with don't. Start with don't!"
Happy Birthday, JCGenius!
And thanks for reading, guys, as always! :D