Okkar hinsti dans Chapter 20: The last we'll see of them, an ed, edd n eddy fanfic

-1Okkar hinsti dans

(Our final dans)

Chapter 20: The last we'll see of them, probably

A/N: The story is coming to a close. Ed, Edd, Eddy and Gary are trying to escape to Peach Creek, with CN on their trail. The reason for the chase: the Eds will blab about Cartoon Network's evil plan, although Eddy will reach out something he "got" from the HQ, which he didn't get before. And Gary also revved the engine. The evil plan: To take off all good, old shows and replace them with terrible shows. Then, when they are on the verge of bankruptcy, they'll re-introduce the old shows, and make millions. (Like that story about New Coke). Also, later on in the story, there will be some Engrish, when they make a stopover into Twin Peaks-esque town.

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Gary was speeding down a road, being chased by helicopters, cars, and the occasional bike. He noticed what was chasing him, and tried to shake them off. He needed a plan, and a good tune too. So he turned on the radio, and scrolled through songs. He came across Personal Jesus. And before you ask, this is the Depeche Mode version. Not the absolutely awful Marilyn Manson cover.

Reach out and touch faith

Gary swerved around a corner, and a car crashed. Then a bike hit the wreckage, and the driver flew off.

Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there

The Jag flew over a ramp, and landed safely on the ground. The other vehicles, except the helicopters. The just followed.

Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
Ill make you a believer

Eddy then found a gun, and started to shoot at the helicopter blades. Then, a bullet ricocheted off a blade and hit a sniper, who was in the helicopter, in the arm. He [the sniper] also accidentally fired a bullet, and deflated a car tyre.

Take second best
Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver

Eddy deflated 3 more tyres, all of which came from the car with the deflated tyre, and they had one less enemy to attend to.

Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith

They faced a train coming. Gary managed to drive over the tracks before the barrier came down, as did all but two cars. One car got hit by the train, but luckily everyone bailed out. The other car didn't make it in time, and the barrier was down by the time the car got there. And the train was clearly visible.

Your own personal Jesus

Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there

Eddy then saw that a car was closing in on them He fired wildly, and managed to shoot the driver in both arms, followed by another car smashing into that car.

Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer

Another helicopter arrived and started shooting bullets at the Jag. Unfortunately for them, the bullets hit one for their cars.

I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver

After a while, the helicopters were sent back to base. They were replaced by a single MiG-25.

Reach out and touch faith

The fighter plane started to fire rockets at the Jag, but it kept missing, making holes in the road. A bike so happened to hit a hole, causing it's driver to fly off. The MiG-25 later returned to base, like the helicopters before it.

Your own personal Jesus

There were three cars left, and a bike. Gary then devised a strategy to get them off his back, whilst keeping an eye on the road. He then decided to put the plan into action.

Reach out and touch faith

And so, he deployed a spike mine, and it punctured the motorbike tyres. Then a car smashed into the motorbike, followed by another car.. The final car managed to avert this, but later skidded out of control. The Eds celebrated, whilst Gary kept on driving. "How do you know that'll work?" Edd was curious.

"Simple." Gary explained. "Whenever a spike mine is deployed, a vehicle's tyres will be deflated if it goes over it. So far, that's a prototype, but it seems to have worked well."

"Huh?" Ed was obviously not paying attention.

"Never mind." Gary told Ed. "We'll get some grub here."

"Grubs? I can't eat grubs!" Ed was acting stupid. He thought they were going to eat beetle larvae instead of regular food.

"Ed, shut up" Eddy slapped him around the head. This time it didn't work, so Ed remained his usual self. He did shut up though.

Gary drove their car into a small community, where everyone looked happy. In fact, it was more like Twin Peaks, sans the murders. They went into a café and sat at a table. Their waitress came, and asked "Is the fact that it orders with anything liked?" It turned out that, instead of speaking slowly and backmasked, they spoke Engrish.

"Pardon?" Gary was confused.

"As for me 'You said; I may obtain with anything?'"

"Yeah, I'll order the apple pie, and a cola" Eddy ordered.

"I'll take a banana split and the coffee where two sugar have been attached" Ed followed suit. It came clear that Ed knew what they were saying, but couldn't translate it back to English.

"I'll have waffles. With maple syrup and butter." Gary felt hungry.

"I'll just have milk." Edd didn't feel hungry.

The waitress got all their orders, and after 5 minutes, was ready. She came to the Eds' table, and handed them their food. "Banana split and the coffee where two sugar have been attached." She gave Ed his food. "Milk." She gave Edd his drink. "Apple pie and cola." She gave Eddy his food. "And the maple syrup and the waffle where the butter has been attached"

The Eds ate and drank, whilst Gary was preparing his meal. When Edd finished his drink he went to the toilet. Afterwards, when the others finished with their meals, Edd rejoined them. "Ready to go?" He was eager to get home, which was unlike him.

"Yeah, might as well." Edd finished his coffee.

Gary paid the tab, and they all walked out. Across the street, they saw and heard two neighbours having a chat.

"N of Eddy Edd you looked at those which tried the fact that cartoon network makes Ed? " One neighbour asked.

"Proper. Do those have what kind of right?" Came the reply.

"As for that our children' Perhaps, so it is; Show of the taste of s, but that is strange rather, really."

"That is life. I now go."

"I meet tomorrow" They both walked back into their houses.

"Freaks." Eddy thought to himself.

Gary unlocked the car, and Edd got back into the driver's seat. Edd was happy to drive, and he 'fled' the town. Unfortunately, Ed still kept a grasp of it.

"I desire the fact that it returns to the place for the second time. That like the splendid holiday resort seems the way" Eddy slapped Ed round the head, and this time, Ed spoke properly. "Thanks Eddy!"

And so, they went back to Peach Creek, The State, via the way they came to Atlanta. However, as they arrived back into Arizona, and The State's border, they were blocked. By CN. "What is it that you want?" Edd asked.

"We want the Ben 10 pilot back." the boss shouted.

"Never!" Eddy yelled. He got it out, removed the film from it's casing, and held it up in the air. The sun caused the film to expose, and, to add insult to injury, Eddy removed a matchbox. He removed a match, struck it and introduced it to the film. The now burning film was useless, and Eddy threw it to Ed, who threw it into the next state.

"How about this, you let Danny continue with Ed, Edd n Eddy, and I'll take care of Eddy." Gary reasoned to his boss.

"Deal" The boss then got a walkie-talkie out. "Danny Antonucci, you can create more Ed, Edd n Eddy episodes."

The vehicles moved out of the way, and Eddy drove into The State. Before their eyes, it was drastically changing. From a post-apocalyptic world, to like it was before. All the damage was undone, and they noticed a rainbow in the distance.

Back in the cul-de-sac, everything was normal back on the ark. Suddenly, the blood rain stopped, and the waters were receding. They rested on a Cliffside and, in the distance, saw the Eds. "Look who it is: Dork, Dork and Dorky."

Edd drove the car into The State, and all the kids looked at the Jag. "How can we get home?" Jimmy cried whilst a wolf howls in the distance. It was, after all, a stroke of luck when they found a bus stop. They waited, and got onto a bus, which drove them back to the cul-de-sac. After stops in Lemon Brook and downtown Peach Creek.

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A/N: Well, the story's nearing a close. Next chapter, it'll be officially finished, and after that, I'll do some legal stuff, to prevent being sued and all that. So, how do you think the Eds will celebrate? Wait until the next chapter to find out. Also read & review.

And if you're wondering, if you want to get Engrish, go to any translator (I used Altavista). Next type in your message, and select English to Japanese, then press translate. You copy your result back into the box and select Japanese to English, followed by pressing translate once again. Et voila, Engrish. You can try it with other languages too.