A/N: WOOT, I'M BACK! XD And since X-mas break is really, really soon for me, I can update more. And you guys won't think I'm dead. Yay! Anyway, here's a girl's take on the yaoi madness that's been going on.
Disclaimer: I don't own KH.
Chapter 21
Subject: Yaoi Madness
Well, guys, I'm glad to see that some normalcy has been restored to the site after certain yaoi fanfic-related issues. Despite the fact that Selphie no longer has a computer and that millions of yaoi fangirl lives have been lost (that went a little far, Marl and Saix), the madness is for the most part over. And as a girl, I say THANK GOD! You dudes were getting too defensive over your manhood, it was ridiculous. I mean, it was Rambo Wednesdays and Transformer Thursdays over at that theater. You have no idea how much torture that put us chicks through. I actually had to get my hair done just to get out of the castle. Yeah, my short hair!
Not to mention CD burnings? Come on! I can't believe you guys roasted marshmallows over that and sang "Highway to Hell." OK, if that's your weird idea of male bonding. And that's not to mention the burping contests, farting contests, chili-eating contests, spitting contests, ice bomb contests (Vex, WTF?), girls' phone numbers contest, and skateboarding contest in which half of you dumbasses couldn't even last five seconds on those boards.
YOU GUYS WERE PATHETIC!
But, hey, at least UR all normal again. ^_^
Posted by: Xion
Comments:
I'm not even going to dignify that with a real response.
Zexion
Me neither.
Demyx
I so pwned at that skateboarding contest, and U know it, Xi!
Roxas
Traitor! T_T Kidding.
Axel
I'm glad I wasn't at that castle that week.
Riku
Yeah, sounded insane.
Sora
A Day in the Life
Xion
I really was getting tired of the yaoi banning madness. Well, it wasn't banning, that's the thing. It was the dudes afraid of actually being gay. They're probably not (though I wonder about a couple of the guys), but I don't know. If Saix and Marluxia have to kill random chicks in order to get their point across, I see no point in trying to stop yaoi. Not that I'm into it...It's just why bother? There're probably a few thousand girls dutifully updating their yaoi fanfics as I type. Just, guys, it's no big deal. It's not like we chicks in this castle ever doubted your straightness. Get it through your heads.
Unless you want to confess something. XD
Comments:
I'm good.
Roxas
Me too.
Axel
Never said you guys were gay!
Xion
What are you implying then?
Roxas
Nothing.
Xion
Forget it, all of you. What's done is done. Marluxia and Saix are officially wanted serial killers, and there's nothing we can do about it. Now who wants to play Halo?
Demyx
MEEEEEEE!
Axel
Honestly, Axe, have you no shame?
Xion
A/N: So, that part of the fic is over. On to the next chapter!