Sami365...you have made me jump for joy...
Why?
AHHHH! I MADE IT TO FREAKING 100 REVIEWS! :DDDD
I AM SOOOO HAPPY I COULD, I COULD,
*snapps and Tobi appear's as a DJ*
HIT IT!
*MCHammer-Can't touch this blasts through the speakers that rose from the ground*
DANCE WITH ME! (I must say, I do the dance quite well :D)
Anywho...
sasoismine...YAY! I MISSED ALL OF YOU! 3 and gasp! ;D I can work with this
Kiara:...what...have...you DONE!
Everyone: O_O
Sasori: What they mean is...
Tobi: ENJOY!
3rd Person POV
"Pssssst!"
Deidara held a hand to his forhead and let out a breathe.
"Psssssssssst!"
Itachi's eye twitched.
"Pssssssssssssssssssssst!"
Kisame looked in the rear-view and smirked, prepared to pull over if thing's got out of hand.
"PSSSST!"
Everyone tried to ignore the masked boy in the back seat. Not even five minute's down the road and the boy was already hyped up again.
Most were used to this. It was a daily occurance, and it proved better to just ingore his constant-
"PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST?"
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU SICK TWISTED LITTLE BASTARD? WE ARE TRYING TO TRAVEL IN PEACE!"
Tobi shruck back into his seat, arm's crossed and what Hidan guessed a pout on his face. One couldn't really tell considering the mask...
"I just don't understand why Hidan-san picked the blue cooler!"
Everyone stared at him in disbelief.
*~FLASHBACK!
After quickly throwing on their swim-suit's and grabbing a cooler, they were all filed back into the van.
"Now all we need is soda and ICE! OHH! CAN I HAVE SLUSHY?" Tobi shouted, only to earn a smack from Deidara.
"No! If anyone get's a slushy it's me!" Sasori and Itachi just stared at him, no emotion, just...staring.
He sweat-dropped. "What?"
"Were going for ice and soda for the cooler." Itachi stated.
"That's it." Sasori added.
"In other words, both of you shut the fuck up." Hidan smirked as the two deflated, Tobi exaggeratedly so. But her perked up as soon as his shoulder's sagged.
"CAN I PICK OUT THE SODA'S THEN?"
Everyone stilled. Who was going with...Tobi? Shiver's and glanced were exchanged just thinking about it. Soon, everyone got a glint in their eye.
Desperate time's called for desperate measure's!
"Not it." Itachi and Sasori chimed in perfect unisuon.
"NO!" Hidan shouted, quickly followed by Kakuzu and Kisame from the front.
Deidara's eye's widened when he realized it was just between him and-
"Not IT!" Zetsu said calmly, yet grinning madly at Deidara. Said boy promply leaned heavily against the glass window, accepting his fate.
They pulled into a random store and chaos had already started.
"Here. Ten dollar's. Go nut's." Kakuzu informed them, as Deidara and Tobi got out.
"YEEEEE! Oh sempai! I am SOOO getting vanilla coke! And FANTA! FANTA! DONCHA WANNA!" Tobi yelled, already in the store.
Everyone looked from him to Deidara, face's full of symapthy. He nodded, tear's streaming down his face as he followed him in.
"Brave." Sasori commented.
Itachi nodded.
It was no secret to everyone in Akatsuki that Tobi was a soda whore.
For him to pick only three cases was a miracle in itself.
They spent a good twenty minutes just sitting their in the heat. What with Kakuzu being the cheap bastard he is, he refused them air-conitioning. 'it wastes to much gas!'
Blah, blah, blah. Bitch, bitch, bitch! So their fuses were pretty short at the moment.
"All that noise. For a damn cooler?" Zetsu asked. Half of him amused, the other far from pleased. He hate's when people wake him from nap's.
Deidara whipped around and glared at him, holding his bangs out of his face to show he meant business.
"So help me Tobi if I hear one peep from you from there to the beach I will kill you. And you will die." the blonde seethed as he turned around and huffed.
Tobi held his hands where they guessed his mouth was and gasped, bringing his knee's up under his chin.
Sasori looked over and smirked at his friend. "Brat, learn to word your sentences better. Ofcourse he will die, because you killed him."
Tobi shrank further into his seat, uttering a small gasp.
Deidara glared at him and pouted at Sasori once he realized his blunder.
"You know what I mean! Usually I just knock him out! The next time around I would ligit kill him yeah?" Deidara proclaimed, pointing to the ceiling of the van and grinned down at the redhead.
"Hn."
"Sit down you pansy-assed bastard. I can't take much more of this." Hidan muttered, rubbing his forhead.
"All of you shut up! Were HERE!"
Everyone turned to look at Kukuzu, who up until now refused to take part in anything they did with the girls. But everyone know's the dirty bastard only came to see practically naked women!
And to make sure they didn't spend his precious money.
His alibi ofcourse.
Tobi yanked his seat-belt off and climbed over everyone to be the first one out. Ofcourse everyone wanted to kill him. You take an elbow to the chin and a foot to the groin.
Deidara deserved it! But man, poor Itachi.
"CANDY!CANDY!CANDY! I REALLY HOPE THE GIRL-CHAN'S BOUGHT CANDY!" Tobi sang, practically molesting Zetsu as he used the taller male to climb up on and look around for said girls.
Everyone quietly shuffled out of the van, much to the reliefe of by-stander's still looking at Tobi oddly.
Deidara came out wearing yellow trunk's with blue flower's on it, rubbing his now sore chin, glaring at a certain orange-masked boy.
Sasoir followed behind him, in modest red trunk's with a t-shirt covering his upper half. He already perched sunglasses atop his nose.
Hidan flew out of the back and went to the back for the cooler, clad in white trunks with black designs on them. Itachi followed, at a slower pace, and helped pull the cooler from the van. He wore a simple tanktop with black trunks.
"I'm off to find a decent spot. I'll call when I do!" Kisame shouted, already in search. Kakuzu seemed to be the only one to hear, and he held up a hand to show he heard.
"Zetsu. Kisame said he'd call when he found a spot."
Zetsu turned, a protest from Tobi, and looked at Kakuzu, already walking away. "Ah. Where the hell are you off to anyway hmm?" he asked as he smirked as Kakuzu halted, only to throw up a single finger, causing a mother to gasp and cover her child's eyes.
Hidan laughed and pointed. "The fucking pervert! He's just got a stick up his ass cause he can look but can't touch!"
Deidara laughed and Sasori smirked.
"I SEE THEM! YAY!" Tobi screeched, causing a flock of seagulls to take flight, scarring an old woman who ran away screaming. Everyone glanced from Tobi, who was waving excitedly, to the old woman, who was screaming so hard her face was purple.
They every so slowly turned to where the girl's were riding up.
~With the girls ;)
"I am sooo stariving. Good call on the sandwhiches Tenten!" Tomiko said as the girl gave a thumb's up.
After making a scene at the store, they quickly left and made it to the beach in no time. "Whoa! Look! OCEAN!" Hana said, pushing Kiara's head down to see out the window.
Sol chuckled and took a picture with her ever so trusty camera. Mimiko glanced at her friends in the back seat and grinned, turning her eyes to the front only to slam on brakes.
"Zetsu!" Hinata cried out as the boy in question slammed his hands on the hood of the car. Everyone was visibly shaking at what the guys thought to be hilarious.
Although she was shaking, Sol managed a picture.
Kiara looked over at her, a small smirk directed at her. "Really?"
Sol nodded, getting over the shock as Mimiko pulled into an empy spot not to far from the boys.
"DEI-CHAN LOOK'S SOOO EFFIN HOT IN HIS TRUNK'S!" Hana shouted as she carried a bag on her shoulder over to the group of boy's.
Deidara blushed and glared at her. "Loud enough?" he asked, taking the bag from her and turning away. Hana smiled softly, but then grinned and jumped on him when his back was turned.
"ULTIMATE PIGGY-BACK!" she hooted, nearly strangling the boy with her grip. He walked over to the group, smiling.
"Hinata.Were fine woman! It was just a joke!" Hinata blushed, but peeked up at him from her lashes, gently taking his right hand. "A-ano. I was worried y-you were hurt, Zetsu-kun."
"Hmm." he somewhat purred, tucking her under his arm and rubbing her arm.
"That was an ass-hole move man!" Kiara said as Tenten nodded.
"I thought Mimiko finally killed someone with her reckless driving!" Tenten said as Tobi grabbed her hand, pulling her away from the rest of them.
"Pretty-girl-chan! Look! BIRDS!"
Tomiko laughed after the two of them as did everyone else.
"That was fucking hilarious. You should have seen your face Miko! Priceless." Hidan chuckled as Mimiko stuck out her tounge.
"You do know this mean's war, right?" she asked as his smile grew into a suggestive smirk.
"Oh really?"
Suddenly...
Aye, shorty I hope you don't take this the wrong way girl
you look better with the light's off! Better with the light's off
Ohhh! Ohhh! Girl~
Everyone looked to see the usually calm and collected Uchiha frantically search his pocket's, finiding the device that was emmiting the offending music.
"Hello? Ahh. Okay."
He slid his phone shut, glaring down at the piece of technology. "Sasuke." he muttered, shoving it back into his pocket.
Everyone was still to shocked to move.
Hidan and Deidara finally broke the silence by laughter that seemed to echo throughout the whole beach.
Somehow, Sasori managed to have Kiara pushed up against the side of the van. Her face steadily getting red as the boy's whispered thing's into her ear.
But that stopped when they heard the music, both with questioning look's. Kiara's not so friendly.
Everyone slowly took a good five step's away from the two before looking at Itachi again.
Suddenly everyone felt a deadly aura, and turned ever so slowly to see Sol standing there, eye's down-cast and fist's clenched at her side.
This shut everyone up in an instant, shivering at the sudden icy-ness of the air.
"Shit just got real." Hidan muttered as Mimiko jabbed him in the side, Hana and Deidara looking from Sol to Itachi.
Itachi's face became paler than it already was as she slowly started to move.
"Sol,,,eh?"
She held out her camera for Mimiko to take, glancing at her a breif second. "This will take only a second." She crackler her knuckles and Itachi gulped.
Tomiko slid bewteen Hidan and Deidara, looking from them to the two about to duke it out.
"I don't know about you, but I am definatly out of here."
"AGREED!" The three couple's shouted, running to Kisame's safe spot, cooler in tow.
"WAIT FOR US SEMPAIIIII!"Tobi screeched as he dragged Tenten along.
And SCENE!
-.- I am sooo tired. It is 3:15 and although I have more to write! I shall have another chapter with awesome things people! AWESOME THINGS!
And don't worry Kiara, you will get ACTION!
Kiara: Damn straight! You OWE MEEEE!
And don't worry Itachi...Sol won't maim you!
Itachi: Phew
Sol: You'll stil be somewhat recognisable.
O_O
TIL NEXT CHAPTER THAT WILL BE POSTED SOMETIME LATER TODAY :D
Tobi: YAY!