A/N: First person POV, Kino Makoto
I don't own Sailor Moon or the characters, don't sue me, you'd only get cows.
WARNING: THIS STORY IS A LEMON! Venus and Jupiter are ALL OVER EACH OTHER! If you don't like it, why're you reading chapter 21? If you're under age, go away. No lemons this time, but it gets disturbing anyway. Swearing. Still.
Dedicated to MY Minako! See? I paid attention when you said to get off my ass. :)
Three times! Hot damn!
Lunch was an interesting experience. The four of us, myself, Minako, Taylor and Ran, sat at a round table in the food court, eating various foodstuffs. But what was interesting was that Minako's hand never left my thigh. After the filming we cuddled for a while then she ravished me, changed her clothes and we joined up with other two.
She didn't let me change.
So here I sit wearing a pair of overalls, a sports bra but no shirt and the tool belt. Her hand rubs up and down my thigh as she talks animatedly with Taylor and Ran. I think she's liking this outfit a little TOO much...
Without my realizing it, it seems that they've decided to hold a photo-shoot after lunch. "Huh? Photo-shoot?" I ask, confused. Where had that come from?
Minako turns her big blue eyes on me. "Pleeeesse Mako? It'll really be fun!" She pouts out her lower lip at me and I turn to mush.
I sigh. "Oh alright." I relent. I'm being manipulated, I know, but I just can't seem to say 'no' to those limpid pools of sapphire.
"YAY!" she cheers happily and throws her arms about me. She tongue kisses me before turning back to Taylor to begin discussing the shoot. My head whirls. It always does when she kisses me like that. And before I know it, we're in the backroom once more, with Taylor positioning us, and Ran snapping pictures with his digital camera/cell phone.
I'm going to die. I know I am. People may claim that you can't POSSIBLY die from humiliation, but I am POSITIVE that I'll be the first. I can not BEGIN to describe what it's like walking down the street looking like a boy in a dress. I TRIED to style my hair like a girl, really I did, but no matter what I did to it, I just COULD NOT get it to stop looking boyish!
Minako's no help either. She LIKES me this way! Last night she actually stayed home, but we spent the WHOLE time having SEX! EVERY single time she looked at me, she'd jump on me! If wasn't for pure EXHAUSTION I don't think I would've gotten ANY sleep! She wore me out to the point where I just passed out on her and didn't wake 'til my alarm went off. If I'd been able to feel my arms she probably would've wanted sex AGAIN.
I know in the last six months we've been doing it pretty regularly, but at least she's let up to only once or twice a day. Now she seems to want it CONSTANTLY! And I'm not sure I can take it.
And it's all because of this DAMN HAIRCUT!
I'm jarred back to reality by the arrival of our friends. "Morning Ami, Rei, Usagi!" Minako greets in particularly chipper manner. She seems to be in a VERY good mood this morning. I can't lift my hand so I only nod 'hello'.
The threesome stop short and stare at me. "Minako-chan.. who's that with you? Is she new?" I blink. They don't recognize me?
My insatiable blonde lover giggles happily. "It's Mako." she replies, grinning widely.
The three peer at me more closely. "Oh.. my.. GOD! What the hell happened to your HAIR!" How did they do that in synch?
I wince. "It was cut." I mumble. It hurts to talk. The lower half of my face has been numb for the past two hours.
"Taylor had it cut for our photo-shoot yesterday." Minako supplies for me. "She says Mako-chan makes really a cute butch. Don't you think so too?" She beams at me. I only grunt.
"Er.. yeah.. actually.." Rei admits, still looking at me funny. Why can't I just find a hole to fall into?
Ami touches my short locks. "Your hair's shorter than mine now." Is that a compliment?
"Well I think you look really cute Mako-chan!" Usagi declares, grinning. "I always thought you'd make a great guy!" I sweatdrop. That's definitely NOT a compliment. Oye..
Finally getting over their shock, the five us begin heading off once more. We say goodbye to Rei where her path cuts off from ours and we turn in the direction of Juuban High. It feels like Usagi and Ami are staring at the back of my head. Great. What a day THIS is going to be...
And thus my day commences. Every one of my teachers, AND my classmates all thought I was a new kid. Sadly enough they all thought I looked good as a guy too. Haruka and Michiru weren't any help either. Haruka said it was an improvement and Michiru seemed just a little TOO interested in my new do.
The rest of the day was spent having sex. I can't feel my legs any more.
Another monster attacked. This time it was a giant hot dog. Since it came after school, Rei was finally able to see it for herself, and then promptly dusted it. To which Usagi complained: "Reeeiii-chaaann! You KNOW I don't like my weenies burnt!" Sweatdrops all around.
When Minako announced she was going out with Ran again I was actually relieved for once. It's getting nearly impossible to walk. Which I'm doing right at this moment, well, climbing technically, up the stairs to Rei's temple. She doesn't know I'm coming.
"Rei-chan?" I call, knocking on the outside door to her bedroom. We stopped using the front entrance years ago.
"Mako?" Rei's voice asks from inside. She sounds surprised. She looks it too after opening her door. "What're you doing here?"
I sigh. "I need your help Rei.."
She blinks at me. "MY help?"
I nod. "With my hair.." I motion to the mop of brown that sits atop my head. She arches a brow, so I elaborate. "No matter what I do, I just can't seem to get it to.. you know.. look girly again.." I sigh, forlornly this time.
"And you came to ME?" Another nod. "Why can't Minako help you?"
"Because all she wants to do is have sex!" Rei blinks at me again. Then bursts out laughing. "Hey! It's NOT funny!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" She's nearly bent over. "I'm sorry Makoto." she giggles, wiping one eye. "That just struck me as hilarious." She snickers a bit more. "So.. hee hee hee.. Minako's really turned on by it, huh? Ha ha ha.." She continues to chortle at me.
Oye.. "Yes, unfortunately." Eyebrow arch. "Well, a person can only take so much sex a day! I've nearly gone completely numb!"
She pulls herself together. "Oh you poor baby." she says, without meaning a word of it. "I feel so bad for you." Sarcasm sarcasm. She crosses her arms over her chest and leans against the doorframe. "What about Michiru? Surely SHE could help you.. girl-ify yourself."
I sigh yet again. That's becoming habit again. "Michiru's... a little TOO into it.. you know?" Both of Rei's eyebrows arch this time. "I think I remind her of Haruka.." Rei bursts out laughing again. This's NOT helping!
I wait for her to compose herself once more. "And what about.. snick, snicker.. Ami? Surely SHE could help you?" A few more giggles escape.
"Well, I know she has short hair and all, and she DOES manage to keep it pretty girly looking.. it's just that.." How do I put this tactfully..? "I'm really not sure she knows THAT much about.. hair-styling..." I trail off not wanting to insult her or anything.
Rei nods. "Alright, I guess I buy that.." She thinks a moment. "And I can understand why you wouldn't want USAGI'S help with this.." We both picture me sitting in Usagi's bedroom, her with a brush in one hand, a ribbon in the other and me ending up looking like a drag queen.
I shudder at the thought.
"Ok, c'mon in then and we'll see what we can do, kay?" I nod and follow her beckon into the temple. At least with Rei, I know I won't end up looking WORSE.
"Well.. I think I've done all I can for you." Rei informs me half an hour later. "My suggestion to you is invest in a good pair of Doc Martens and a flannel shirt."
More sighing. I was afraid of that. Damn Taylor.
Getting up, I shuffle over to Rei's door and show myself out. "I'm sorry!" she calls to me before I disappear. Well, I guess the only thing to do now is head for the mall and buy a new wardrobe. I just wish it wasn't for all GUY clothes..
As I walk in that direction, head down to avoid the stares of passersby, a little voice bubbles up in the back of my mind. /Well, it's about time!\
I frown. It's that stupid voice from before. I thought I got rid of it the last time! =Go away you stupid voice!= I grumble at it. =I didn't need you before, I sure as heck don't need you NOW!=
It seems to roll its eyes. I should probably commit myself for this. /Oh knock it off!\ it retorts in an annoyed manner. /You know you LIKE looking this way, so just shut up and enjoy yourself!\
=Bah!= is all I have to say about that. I'm not about to get into ANOTHER argument with myself. So, ignoring the incessant buzzing in my brain that keeps trying to convince me that I'll 'be happier this way', I trudge into the mall and head for the men's section.
Large bags in each hand, I finally exit the mall. My wallet is getting dangerously thin; I hope Taylor pays us soon. The voice in my head, which had been giving me advice the entire time, seems to have happily shut up on it's own. Maybe I won't hear from it any more.
Starting for home, I notice that's getting dark. There's still plenty of light to see by, but the sun's definitely headed for the horizon. Taking a shortcut through the park, a portal suddenly appears before me and out steps Denki Kankiri!
I drop my bags and pull out my henshin rod. "MUWAH HAH HAH HAH!" it cackles as it pulls out that plug. It then flings it into a trashcan and mutates a half eaten candy bar. "Die, Senshi scum!" it bellows before disappearing, leaving me alone with the ten foot tall chocolate bar (which I believe has nuts).
"Guys! This's Jupiter calling anyone near the park by the mall!" I call into my communicator. I forget the name. "Denki Kankiri came back and has mutated a chocolate candy bar!" It shoots a massive almond at me. "With nuts!"
Ending my signal, I quickly transform and am immediately hailed by a storm of peanuts. Dodging about with standard Senshi swiftness, I begin flinging lightening bolts back at it. Amazingly, it avoids every shot. Damn, that thing's pretty nimble for having a pair of twigs for legs.
It stops abruptly, breathes in deeply and spits (for a lack of a better word) right at the spot where I about to land! Just then a bright yellow beam blasts out of the deepening darkness and explodes the four-foot long walnut that was hurtling straight at my head.
"Venus!" Whew! Am I glad to see her!
She grins and looks me up and down. "Nice." Oye. Fortunately she turns her attention to the youma. "Was that thing half eaten?"
"Probably."
Ignoring this strange abnormality, Venus and I begin building up our powers, when we realize that the daimon is no longer in front of us. "What the hell?" Turning around, we are shocked to discover that we've been jumped over and now the heinous thing is shooting into a grove of trees... RIGHT AT RAN!
"OH NO!" Before we can even take two steps, the huge chocolate bar has blasted an enormous Brazil nut at the hapless young man.
And then the unthinkable happens. Just as the poor sap (I never liked him, but no one deserves to be killed by a gigantic seed) is about to be massacred, he's suddenly enveloped by bright purple light. The flying food product impacts the light and is flung directly back at the creature, destroying it instantly.
When the light fades, Ran is now decked out in black armor with purple accents, the sigil of Saturn emblazoned upon his chest.