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The akatsuki were staring at their leader as if he'd grown another foot, hand and head...and maybe a third eye too.

"Why the fuck do you let that little freaking pest get what he wants, but you won't let any of us get what we want?!"

"Because Tobi is a good boy and unlike you Hidan, he hasn't asked to open the portal to hell."

"But hell is fucking awesome dude! You just can't not want to go to hell!"

In case you're wondering why on Earth Hidan wants to open the portal to hell, it's so that he can either chuck Sakura through the portal and be rid of her shouting screaming sarcasm and deadly punches, or so he can go there himself and escape from her. Probably the latter since Sakura's not so secret admirers would put him through a torture far worse than hell if he sent her to another bloody dimension.

"So Tobi can adopt a dog?"

"Yes Tobi, you can."

"YAY! Tobi is very happy now, Tobi knows which dog he wants!" Ina poof of smoke he was gone.

"He hasn't even seen a dog before, how the hell does he know what it would even look like?"

"Tobi's baack! Look what Tobi found!"

"... Tobi, that's a weasel." Suddenly the entire base was filled with an evil and intense aura. Even Sasuke, who was still outside the barrier, glaring at Sasori's puppet's, was alarmed by the evil chakra coming from the base and just like everyone else he knew very well just what would happen to the poor little weasel that he guessed must be in the building.

"DIE!" Sakura grabbed Itachi's hand before he could make a move. His spinning sharingan came to a halt and when he looked at Sakura's hand and saw her fingers intertwined with his, his eyes rolled and he fell on the ground with a thump. Sakura sweat-dropped. Once Konan had let the little weasel free, Sakura showed Tobi a picture of a real dog.

"Ooohh, that's what a dog is... Tobi knows where he can find one!" Another puff of smoke and he was gone. While they waited for the little-too-energetic-Tobi to come back with what they think will be another weasel, Sakura stared at the growing lump on the side of Itachi's head. (Where his head hit the ground) and frowned slightly.

"You know, leader-sama, with a concrete floor in a base like this, you're members are going to get more injuries here than they are in battle. You really should buy a carpet or at least wood instead of a stony ground like this." Pein thought for a while before turning to look at Kakuzu expectantly. Kakuzu counted his never lacking money and sighed with a frown before reluctantly handing HALF of it over it to Pein, who now looked rather happy. As Kakuzu then went on a verbal rampage of muttering a load of insults to the now happy leader, a puff of smoke appeared, making everyone jump, and then the most annoying yet innocent voice rung through the base.

"Tobi's ba-aack! Did anyone miss Tobi?"

"No, ye.. un. No. Un. HAH, yeah! Now you can't confuse me like you did last time!"

"Riight... Anyway, did you find a dog Tobi?"

"Yup, Tobi found fluffy!" He then held up the most adorable little puppy for everyone to see. While Konan squealed at its cuteness Sakura stared at the puppies cute familiar face for quite some time. There was something nagging at the back of her mind.

"Hey, Tobi, where'd you find that dog?"

"Tobi found it on this strange guy's head!"

"...Baka! That's Kiba's ninja dog, Akamaru! Not a puppy called fluffy! Shannaro!" Sasori watched Sakura with great amusement as she continued her rant toward Tobi, who didn't seem to be taking any notice as he began to sign the adoption paper.

"Yay! Tobi's going to be able to keep you Fluffy, isn't that great?"

"...even if you did steal it and gave him a name couldn't you think of something better than that? He's a ninja dog for god sake!..."

"haha just one more thing to sign..."

"Hey! Are you even listening to me?!"

"Ne, leader-sama, what does sex mean?" Pein and Konan's smiles disappeared as the air in the room became awkward.

"and another thing, why'd you have to..." The fist that was about to pound Tobi into the ground froze above his head as Sakura blinked, trying to believe that he did not just say what she thought he said. "Wait, what did you just say?"

"What does sex mean?"

Hidan stood still with his mouth closed for once, afraid that if he said what he was thinking Pein would grant his request to open the portal to hell... he wouldn't mind at all if it wasn't for the thought of Pein throwing him into a fire in some kind of giant oven that would just so happen to in Zetsu's kitchen. He shuddered at the thought. "..."

Itachi was just standing there, his face emotionless as always, apart from very faint look of surprise in his eyes. "...."

Kakuzu immediately began to count his money and walked out the room, saying he had a corpse to trade.

Sasori was trying to hide the smile that slowly making its way onto his face. He also tried to hide the fact that he was silently laughing his head off.

Kisame however wasn't doing too well at hiding his laughter because Sasuke could hear him from beyond the barrier.

Pein was glaring at Hidan just daring him to open his foul mouth, and Konan was distracting herself with her origami.

Zetsu who had only just come back from his mission, regreted coming back at such a bad time and silently disappeared again before he was asked to explain.

Deidara and Sakura stood next to each other both on the border of either sprinting out the room to go and help Kakuzu count his money or toppling over and rolling around the floor in hysterics.

"Well? What does it mean Leader-sama?"

He coughed trying to hide his laughter. Deidara took a step towards the door, knowing what he was thinking. "Deidara, Sakura, you have a new mission, good luck! (you'll need it)" With that he was gone. Sakura looked towards Hidan, practically begging him with her puppy eyes to tell Tobi what it was. Hidan however was still, for some unknown reason to Sakura, shuddering with a horrified look on his face.

"Err, well... Sex is. Sex is when a girl and a boy want t-"

"Fuck!" Deidara looked over just in time to see Hidan pass out.

"Carry on Sakura, yeah."

"O-okay, well. Sex is when a girl and a boy want to make a baby."

"Is that when Mr. Stalk come to see them?"

"N-not exactly."

"Tobi, why do you want to know what sex means?"

"It asks for the sex on this form see?" Deidara and Sakura were now rolling on the floor pissing themselves with relief.

"In that case, it's asking to if the puppy is a girl or a boy."

"Thank you Konan-san! ...What's the other case?" He looked up for an answer but everyone was gone.

"Hello?.. Anyone? Hey, where did everyone go?"

"..."

"Is it tea time?"

Well that this week's chapter! hehe It's posted a litlle late but it's still Sunday so it's on time ^^ I think I did rather well in making it as funny as I can lol (sorry for leaving Zetsu out o this btw. He was busy haunting Hidan's nightmare XD)

This is an idea that I have unfortunately been forgetting about. I've been writing different versions of it all week, trying to make it as amusing as I can since I wasn't happy with the last chapter ^^ So Fianlly, here it is! It's an idea from teh awsomated xXPrincess-Of-RaNdOmNeSsXx ^^ Thanks for the idea!

As I mentioned before I did my best to write this chapter as a way of saying sorry for holding it off so long, so perdy please review and tell me if it's ok, k? haha

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