Musings

Disclaimer: If Naruto were mine then you wouldn't be reading this, you'd be watching it instead.

Chapter Summary: The Plan is in motion, Kakashi's group initiate it with the first step.

Former Bishounen 8: Hatake Kakashi, Umino Iruka, Uchiha Itachi, Jiraya, Orochimaru, Deidara, Sasori and the Yondaime Hokage

Present Bishounen 8: Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Aburame Shino, Inuzuka Kiba, Rock Lee, Hyuuga Neji, Nara Shikamaru and Akamichi Chouji.

Underground Bishounen Members: Sai, Yakushi Kabuto, Kimimaru and Haku

Chapter 21: Kakashi's POV

Chapter 21: Operation Happily Ever after! Part 5: Rescue the Target!!

"Kakashi, Naruto, Lee, Kiba and Chouji you will rescue Sasuke from the rabid fans."

Just as expected. I'm group with four genins... not ordinary genins mind you... but four of the people that had been registered as natural disasters...

The sooner we locate and grab Sasuke the better...

Dust cloud. Hmm... "Let's go in that direction!" I tell them and they thankfully follow.

Aha! I was right! There he is in the middle of the dust cloud. Did they just rip his shirt off? Cool...

"We need a distraction" I hear Kiba suggest.

"But what kind of distraction?" My sentiments exactly Naruto.

So anyway let's analyze the situation. Sasuke is being chased by almost the whole Konoha female population led by Sakura and Ino. He is currently shirtless causing the women to discover their reserve stamina.

In order to get him out of it we would need a distraction, either a good illusion or a huge hole would do...

"How about a Bishounen... a famous one at that.." Yes, Chouji that would work as well... but where will we find...

Why are you guys looking at me like that.

"Wait, you don't mean... no... NO! I absolutely refuse!"

"I quote from Yondaime-sama, it's a necessary sacrifice." Trust Kiba to remember what everybody says and use it to his bidding.

"Chouji Grab him! Naruto the Mask!!" MASK?! NO WAY!!

"Get his arm!" I'm gonna..

"He's going to do chidori!" GAH! THEY GOT IT OFF!

"Got him! Kiba now!" I see doubles...

"Women of Konoha!!" Uh oh... "Presenting Hatake Kakashi!! Without his mask!!!"

Shit...

"Ka...ka...ka..."

The calm before the storm...

"KYAAAAAAA!!! KAKASHI-SENSEI!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Aw shit! I run like hell broke loose, well technically it did.

"YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!!!"

The only response I got was laughter and Sasuke going "what the hell?"

I swear, I'm going to kill them!

TBC...