Super SpongeBob Bros.

Episode 21: Mega Man and Proto Man

"Mega Man: Fleet and forceful. With the ability to assemble and charge the powers of the robots. Mega Man, with his associate Proto Man, fight for all creatures who live in the world, against the forces of evil. Mega Man! Champion of the world."

"Yay! Champion of the world! Woo!" Pit and Kirby cheered as they were dressed as Mega Man and Proto Man respectively.

"Come, Proto Man. There's evil afoot."

"Leaping lampreys, Mega Man. I'm right behind you."

"Mega Man and Proto Man spot their arch enemy, Ra Thor, up to no good."

"Pit-stain."

"You know what this means."

"Donuts."

"Ooohh. Mega Man and Proto Man, unite!"

"Creatures of the world, assemble!" Pit and Kirby went into deep thinking. "Think...harder...Proto Man." A Metroid flew by. "Here they come." Dark Pit just blew the Metroid away. "Blast, Ra Thor has become too powerful."

Dark Pit looked up to find himself under a tent. "What the? Ohh!"

"If Ra Thor is cut off from sunlight, he becomes weak."

"Sizzling circuits, Mega Man. He's destroying the shield!"

"Quick, Proto Man, back to the bot cave."

"Right, Mega Man."

Dark Pit ran and knocked on Pit's door hard. "Pit-stain! Pit-stain, open up!"

"Ra Thor has found our secret lab."

"What would the real Mega Man do?"

"Why don't you go ask him yourself?"

"Elaborate, you vile fiend."

"He and Proto Man live in the retirement home on the other side of town."

"Hmm, they must be working undercover."

"Yeah...now please leave me alone."

"Mega Man and Proto Man, reunite!"

Pit and Kirby were now at the retirement home where Mega Man and Proto Man reside. "Excuse me, I know that Mega Man is working undercover on an important case, but you think we can see him?"

"Undercover? Yeah...well, I'll see if they can take time from their busy schedule to see you." Dr. Mario led Pit and Kirby to a room where Mega Man and Proto Man were watching TV. "There they are. Right over there." Pit and Kirby gasped. "Try not to surprise them."

"Kirby! Can you believe it?"

"Mega Man and Proto Man in the flesh!" Pit and Kirby rushed over right in front of the TV.

"Hey, who are those guys?" Proto Man asked.

"Uhh, are they here to fix the TV?"

"What do you want?"

"Are you Mega Man and Proto Man?"

"Well, we used to be. But now we're retired."

Pit gasped. "But you can't retire! There's evil afoot."

"Wha? Evil! EEEEEEVILLLLLL!" Mega Man screamed as he held onto a plant. "Proto Man! Don't forget there's evil!"

"All I said was there's evil afoot."

"EEEVILLL! EEEVILLL! EEEE..."

"Will you please stop saying that?"

"Evil! Evil, evil, evil, evil, evil!" Mega Man hung onto a water fountain and water sprayed all over his face. "Disgraaaace!" Dr. Mario then came and threw Pit and Kirby out of the retirement home.

"Wow, Mega Man and Proto Man."

"It's too bad they're old."

"What do you mean, Kirby? Old people are the greatest. They're full of wisdom and experience. The world needs Mega Man and Proto Man. Someone, somewhere, is in trouble, and I won't rest until Mega Man and Proto Man are out of retirement." Pit said as fireworks appeared in the sky.

"Ooh! Pretty lights!"

Mega Man and Proto Man were in the cafeteria of the retirement home. "To the meatloaf! To the broccoli! Make sure you give extra broccoli to my brother. The boy needs his vitamins."

"Here you go, son." The cafeteria lady laughed.

"To the table, away!"

"Careful! Don't run!"

Pit came over to the table. "Hey, Mega Man."

"Uh, here comes the TV repairman."

"What do you want from us?"

"Hold on. Just let me look at ya."

"Stay alert, brother. He...he's up to something."

"Will you cut...will you stop calling me brother?"

"Do you remember the time that comet crashed into the city? And those lion men came and started turning everyone into humanoid lions. But then the evil Dr. Wily made a deal with the leader of the lion men. And he starts reprogramming all the robots."

"What's your point, kid?" Proto Man asked.

"You guys are the greatest heroes of all time, and I think you should come out of retirement."

"Listen up, you villains. I wanna eat my meatloaf. If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

Dr. Mario then burst in. "What is going on in here?"

"You may kiss the bride!" Pit was kicked out of the retirement home again and rolled all the way back home.

"Did you reunite our heroes?"

"No, but I'm married."

Mega Man and Proto Man were outside sitting in rocking chairs. "Up, up, and away. Up, up, and away."

Pit then walked by dressed up as a lady. "Oh, my. This purse is so big and heavy."

Then Kirby came in dressed as a robber. "Hold it right there, ma'am. I'll be taking that." Kirby took the purse and Pit screamed.

"Hay-lp! Hay-lp! Hay-lp!"

"It's working."

Proto Man walked over to Pit. "Why, are you here to rescue little ol' me?"

"Pipe down! You could wake Mega Man and he's ornery when his nap is disturbed."

"Ever alert, Mega Man has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open."

"Confound it, get away from him!"

"Stop shoutin'! I'm nappin'!"

"It's not me, you ol' coot!"

"Yes."

"That's me."

"I'm over here."

"Excuse me, Mega Man."

"What do you want?"

"This better be good."

"This'll cheer you up. We're almost done painting your invisible botmobile."

"Gah! It's supposed to be invisible! That's it! We gotta end our life of leisure. It's time to come out of retirement. There's evil afoot."

"EVIL! Where is it?"

"There it is!" Proto Man pointed to Pit and Kirby. "You know what this means?"

"Donuts!"

"Oh, brother." Mega Man and Proto Man put the rings on their fingers and put them together, but it didn't work. They tried it again, but it didn't work. "Say the oath."

"Mega Man and Proto Man, unite!" They put their fists together, and this time it worked. "Use your Proto Buster on 'em!"

"Proto Buster! Proto Buster!" Pit and Kirby chanted. Proto Man fired a shot from his Proto Buster, but the projectile stopped in midair.

"Mumbling motors. It's not working, Mega Man."

"He-he's-he's immune to it like some kind of evil Robot Master!"

"Use a special weapon!"

"It's the Air Shooter!" Pit and Kirby cheered as they were sucked into a tornado.

"Those fiends. They're actually enjoying it."

"Do it again! Do it again! Do it again!"

"Now what, Mega Man? We need help!"

"Earth creatures, unite!" Mega Man and Proto Man summoned the earth creatures, but they were all retired and they walked out slowly.

"Hmm, the creature of the world seem to have lost some of their luster."

"Earth creatures, attack!"

"Pinch me, I must be dreaming. Mission accomplished, Kirby."

"Yeah, we did it." The retired people picked up Pit and Kirby and threw them out.

"I did it. I feel five years younger. Oh, it's good to be back!"

"We did it, you ol' coot."

"Who are you?"

"The New Adventures of Mega Man and Proto Man! We join our heroes locked in a battle of wits."

Mega Man and Proto Man were playing a rather intense game of checkers. Mega Man placed a black checker on the board.

POW!

Proto Man responded by placing a red checker on the board.

CLACK!

Mega Man sweated for a moment and then placed a black checker to the end of the board.

KING ME!

Suddenly, the phone rang. "It's the Megaphone!" Mega Man went over and picked up the phone. "What is it, Dr. Light? Uhh, hello? Hello? Hello?" He then hung up.

HANG UP!

"The phone is still broken. Remind me to g-get that fixed." Mega Man then sat back down.

SIT!

"Remind you of what?"

"Remind me of what?"

"Will our heroes ever get their phone fixed? Tune in next week and find out."

"Wow. That was even better than the old show."

"All thanks to you." Kirby said, and Pit responded with a wink.

WINK!