A/N: Sorry for the wait. I was kinda lazy. Watching tv, videos games, etc. Anyways here's my next chapter and Merry early Christmas.
Something was amiss in the human world. It was late at night and it looked like a gang was meeting up. A man with a red mask with a nose sticking really far out looked up from the water of the pier they were on. "Is everyone here?" He asked.
A fire lit in the hands of another person. "The rays of Sunerti (I couldn't catch it, that's what it sounded like), deputy minister of monster Industries, present." A pale, long-haired, creepy, thin guy said, with the fire in his hand.
A giant man then slammed his foot down, laughing evilly. "The sea monk of Awa and captain of Special Forces is here!" He said.
Then, a freaky little dude jumped onto the big guy's shoulder. "The ghost bird or Eos and Captain of the guard is present as well!" He said in an annoying, high-pitched tone, kinda similar to Weevil Underwood in the NON-abridged Yu-Gi-Oh series.
"Now, thanks to the 3 of you, we have finally managed to conquer all of Shikoko. I, the goblin of Tosa, am grateful." The leader said.
"So, starting tomorrow, we begin our long awaited push into Kansai, right?" The fire dude asked (by the way, sorry if I'm spelling any of these wrong).
"Oh, yes, that whole area must be crawling with CRAZY scary monsters, wouldn't you agree?!" The annoying pipsqueak asked.
The big guy laughed arrogantly at that moment. "With the combined power of us 4 fighting together, NOTHING'S gonna stop us!" He said (Oh, how wrong you are, jabroni)
"It's been a while, but shall we?" The leader asked, then raised his fist. "All hail monster industries!" He shouted.
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" They all shouted, fist-pumping.
Elsewhere, in the daytime...
"Then I felt just like a fiend~It wasn't even close to Halloween~It was dark as fuck on the streets~My hands were all bloody from punching on the concrete~God damn, homie~My mind is playing tricks on me~" We were riding the bus into the human world for a field trip, Sai and I were rapping to Geto Boys while Nicolas was playing the kazoo.
"Alright, folks, if you look over to the left, you can see the Mijo castle. And next, please look over to the right hand." Ruby said, holding her right hand out, then it zoomed in on her hand with a beauty anime background behind it. "On my right hand, that is." She said flirtatiously, causing all the guys except us and (surprisingly) Tsukune to freak out and have hearts for eyes.
"Oh my god.." I said, annoyed.
"Really? Really you pervs? It's just her hand! You're freaking out about one of the least sexual body parts of the human- er, witch, anatomy." Sai said, also annoyed.
"Dimsom, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Erika asked.
"Yup, time to make these pervs suffer." Said my Majin fiancée as she and her Saiyan bestie were about to lay the Smackdown on the pervs' candy asses and then they returned to their seats like nothing happened.
"What is Ruby doing here?" Tsukune asked.
"Oh my shit, he asked a good question!" I said, shocked.
"Wait a minute, when did you become a tour bus guide?" Moka asked, happily.
"Well it's... Such a long story." She said.
"Not again..." Tsukune and I both said, sweatdropping.
"Yes and this one's the longest story of them all." She said, doing the- oh, you know what happens by now...
"Hey, jackass, where do you get off making our Ruby cry?!" A fatter guy said, leaning over his seat to scream at Tsukune.
"She won't be the only one crying when we're done with you!" Another guy snapped.
"You're right there: Once I'm done with you, you'll sure as hell by crying." I said, turning to face them, emitting my killer intent towards them, glaring at them with evil red eyes, scaring them shitless, Damion and Sai trying to contain their laughter.
"Clean up on aisle 6!" Nicolas shouted.
"Hey, Tsukune, come here." Damion said, gesturing for him to lean in closer.
"Huh?" He said, leaning closer to Damion. "What's up?"
"When you learn not to be a jackass, it will also be the day someone will like you. Do not, and I repeat, do not ruin Ruby's moments. It's all she gets in the show." The vampire said angrily.
"Sorry." He said.
"Yeah, I gotta say, that's pretty fucked up, she only gets like one line an episode. Still, I guess it's more than Gin gets. We haven't seen him since, what, the second episode?" Sai asked.
"And not counting the mini chapter in this fanfic." I said. "It's like the writers from the show kinda forgot about him." I assumed, while the rest of the guys nodded.
Unbeknownst to us, however, we had a certain pursuer riding a bike just behind us, the perv-cam now giving us a clue who it is with her knee socks and bat-print panties, plus A LITTLE bit of her red blazer. "If you think you can get away from me just by running off into the human world, you've got another thing coming!" Kokoa shouted, but then the bus took off at insane speeds, leaving her in the dust.
The bus pulled into a parking spot and Ms. Nekonome stood up. "Alright! Now that we've arrived, it's time for us to break up and start our group activities!" She said cheerfully.
"Break up? But I thought we were so happy!" Sai whispered jokingly to Damion and Draco.
"Lol!" I laughed.
"You're such a fucking idiot." Damion said, laughing.
"I want to remind all of you that revealing your monster identity is strictly forbidden even on a school trip and that rule applies until we get back to the academy!" She said again, raising her tail.
"Hi, pot, name's kettle, have we met?" I asked.
"Ms. Nekonome, I think we get the gist of what we aren't supposed to do. And something tells me that we're gonna be in for a very boring surprise this trip..." Damion said.
"But, Miss! Your tail!" A girl student warned her.
"Meow?" She asked.
Kurumu, meanwhile, looked fiercely determined. "Hell yeah! And now that Draco and I are on this trip together, we can finally-!" She started, before realizing everyone else had already gone. "Wait up! Come on you guys, don't leave me here!" She shouted.
"Hurry, before she catch up!" I said, running away.
Later...
We arrived at a small Japanese temple-looking place, Mizore and Yukari watching the fish. "Wow! Those fish sure look hungry." Yukari said.
"My sister had a big thing of fish a lot like this back home. Only it has a lot more fish and it's bigger. Just like my house. It's built sort of like this, only it looks fit for an emperor." Sai said.
I whistled at this. "Wow. Got to admit, I'm astonished." I said.
"Well my clan is rich and we like to show, we need big places, since we have a big family. Hell, there are 20 people living in my house for my immediate family." The Saiyan-demon explained.
"Welp, you have us beat and it's MY fic." I admitted. "Honestly my crib ain't nothing to gawk at."
The canon characters meanwhile, were now feeding the fish and were incredibly fascinated by the simpleness of fish eating. "Wow, check it out, they're eating it like they really like it, huh?" Kurumu asked.
"Yes, Kurumu, fish do that. All animals do. It's nothing to get excited over." I said.
Suddenly, from further away, we heard this. "Way to go, Captain! That fish looks delicious!" Some dude called out.
We looked over to the far end to see some ENORMOUS guy in the pond, looking like he was eating something. "WHAT. THE. FUCK." Aisu, Sai, Damion, Nicolas and I said all at once. Upon a closer look, we were all in shock to see he was eating on of the fish out of the pond.
"Awkeward." I said.
"I've seen a lot worse than that." Damion said.
"I wouldn't wanna know what his breath smells like." Erika said, disgusted.
"Ditto." Dimsom agreed.
He merely laughed, proud of himself. "There sure ain't nothing like eating 'em raw, is there?!" He laughed, then turned to them. "Hey, are you guys gonna have a go at it or not?" He asked.
I then landed on the railing in between them, with my hood over my head, shadowing over my upper part of my face, with my eyes glowing blood red once again. "No. They're not." I said in a badass tone, looking between them all, scaring the smaller guys literally shitless.
"Who the hell are you?!" The big guy asked, rushing in, but I merely sent a my blood tendril from my back and smacked him in the face, knocking him under the water, casually walking back to the group.
"Who the heck are those guys?" Yukari asked.
"Maybe they're on a school trip, too." Tsukune suggested awkwardly.
The 4 badasses and Aisu deadpanned at this moment, all looking at him like he was dumb as hell, all saying the same thing when we fought through the stupidness. "STOP BEING RETARDED!" We all shouted.
"You really are just a grand central station of incompetence aren't you?" Dimsom said, leering at the human boy.
Not too far away...
Kokoa finally caught up and brought her bike to a screeching halt behind the bus, creating a huge cloud of dust. "Yes, I finally caught up to them!" She said, panting. Suddenly, the bus began backing up and destroyed her bike, flattening her like a pancake.
"That was fun, whee~" Kou said quietly and somewhat worriedly.
Back with the group...
Everyone except Sai and I was in a trinket store or something and us two was in a store for weapons, Sai gazing at two beautiful katanas with blades white as snow, giving off a blinding light in the sun. He picked them up and touched his thumb to the blade, the exact instant of contact drawing blood despite the fact he barely touched it. "These blades are a work of art! Second only to the demonic weapons my brother can make. I'll take 'em!" Said the Silver Haired Enigma, paying the money and leaving pretty happy with his purchase.
While that scene was happening, I found a sword actually calling out to me to get my attention. It's a large broadsword the resembles a butcher knife with a longer handle. (A/N: pictured Zabuza's large sword from Naruto, but the blade is crimson and without the two holes) "Now that's a MAN'S blade!" I happily take it and walked to the merchant by the counter to give him my money.
"Will that be all, Strangah?" He asked. "It is a cursed weapon. Once you buy it, it's forever bound with you unless you pass it down to YOUR offspring."
"Just shut up and take my money!" I said, ignoring whatever he said as I'm holding out my stack of cash.
The merchant chuckled as he takes my money. "Thank you." He said as I leave the shop. (A/N: Yes people, that's the same merchant from Resident Evil 4.)
Meanwhile, I see Moka ran out of the store after Kurumu, Mizore and Yukari criticized a trinket she thought was cute, bumping into two guys. "Oh, I'm sorry." She said.
The two guys glared at her at that moment. "Hey, why don't you watch where you're going?!" The first one snapped.
"I've got news for you, pipsqueak, sorry's not gonna cut it!" The second one said.
"She said she's sorry. If you two are smarter than you look, you'll let it go and walk away." Sai said, getting their attention, giving them a glare of death.
"And who do you think you are?!" The first one asked, walking up, cracking his knuckles.
"Yeah, ya two-bit punk, you just earned yourself an ass-kicking!" The second one said, also closing it.
Then out of nowhere was two water balloons thrown at the two guys, but instead of water, it was urine, MY urine. And the two guys were screaming about their eyes burning. "How you boys like my piss granades?" I asked. "I made it myself."
"Really, Draco?" Damion asked, annoyed.
"It's gross, but I guess you gotta give the blood demon points for creativity." Sai said, with Vamps, Nicolas and Aisu nodding.
"Anything goes in his fanfic I guess." Nicolas said.
After the two goons recovered from their vision impairment, they charged in after me, but I outmaneuvered them with a spin dodge and summoned my blade I brought from the store and quickly decapitated one of them, sending his head flying and then I swung my blade single handedly to slice the other guy in half(Torso from his legs) before he gets a chance to react. "Looks like they have to glue you guys back together...IN HELL!" I said, as I shouldered Bloody Sunday, the name of my sword.
"Dammit Draco! I wanted to kill these guys!" Sai shouted.
"Sorry man, my fic." I said.
"Draco..." Moka said, shocked.
"Don't worry, Moka, everyone's too busy to pay attention, we just need to dispose of the bodies before anyone can see." I said, as Sai began roasting the bodies into ashes and blowing them away with Aero (wind spell) into the portal Nick created. "Well, Dimsom won't be done shopping for a while, so you wanna grab lunch? I know a great sushi place not too far from here." I said.
"Wonder how her and Erika are doing?" Sai asked.
Elsewhere with Dimsom and Erika...
The two best friends/rivals were at bakery and we see Dimsom bought 100 strawberry cakes. "Say are you having a party or something?" The employee asked.
"Nope. They're for me." She answered.
Erika's jaw dropped as she saw her friend and rival get that many cakes just for her. "How can you POSSIBLY eat that much?! And how do you manage to stay thin when you eat boat-loads of sweets like you do?!"
Dimsom chuckled. "It's a Majin thing I guess. Not gonna lie, we're a strange race."
"Got that right." Erika said, rolling her eyes.
Back with the rest of us...
"Okay, let's go." Moka said, calming down a bit, following me.
Unbeknownst to us, a very select group of 4 people did notice us. "Did you see what he did to those clowns?!" The small one asked.
"Yes, that one is exceptional. And look at the uniform that girl is wearing. Of all the crazy places and we run into the Yokai crowd." The fire dude said, mainly looking at her skirt (pervs).
"Yokai Academy, huh?" The leader said.
Not too far away, Kokoa was exhaustedly working her way through town, holding onto a big stick for balance. "I won't stop! Not till the day I die!" She said tiredly, then looked to the side to see the same trinket Moka saw earlier: A bright green skeleton that looks like it glows in the dark with gold eyes. "Oh, my goodness, look how cute it is!" She said, going forward to get it, but bumped into two guys similar to the one's Moka bumped into and I killed. "Oops, sorry about that." She said, winking and actually looking pretty cute.
"Hey, watch where you're going!" The first one said.
"I got news for you, girlie, sorry doesn't cut it!" The second one said.
She giggled a little, then got the most terrifying evil glare in the entire show. "Want me to rip off your face?!" She shouted, scaring the guys off. (Draco's note: "If she wasn't this much of an annoyance, I would like her completely.")
Later...
We met back at the hotel we were staying at and observed our surroundings. "Yahoohoo! Some pretty nice digs, huh?" Kurumu asked.
"Certainly beats our dorms any day." I said with a nod.
"Let's hope they have at least queen-sized beds." Dimsom said outwardly, but then looked at me.
"Yes. I hope so, as well." I said, trying not to sound like we were making plans.
"Gee I wonder why?" Sai whispered sarcastically to Damion, Nicolas and Aisu who just chuckled, but I ignored them.
Later...
Kurumu, Yukari, Erika and Dimsom were chilling in the hot springs, enjoying the warm water. "Wow, these hot springs are wonderful, aren't they?" Yukari asked.
"They sure are, but not as wonderful as they would be if they were coet, though." Kurumu said,
The two friends/rivals deadpanned at this, "Is she serious?" Erika asked.
"Wouldn't be surprised if she is." Dimsom said.
Suddenly, all the girls noticed a different aroma in the springs. "Hold on a sec, do hot springs always smell like this?" Kurumu asked.
"Not normally." Erika said.
They all noticed the water turning green and looked to the source, seeing Moka pouring herbal stuff into it, humming to herself. "Moka? Hey, what are you doing over there?" Yukari asked.
Moka looked up at that moment, looking slightly embarrassed. "Oh, sorry, I can't get in unless it has herbs in it." She said, holding up the bottle of liquid herbs.
Kurumu deadpanned while the others laughed nervously. "Well, so much for relaxing in the hot springs, huh?" Kurumu asked, somewhat annoyed.
"It's not that bad, just smells different now." Dimsom said.
Moka got in and suddenly, not too far away, the door to the inn opened a bit to reveal a bit of familiar orange hair and a familiar emerald green eye peeking out. Kokoa laughed to herself quietly before speaking. "What an idiot I am (Damn right she is). I should've waited for them in this stupid inn 'til they got here!" She said to herself. She then stood up with one fist raised a bit, revealing she was only wearing a towel. "Hanging around with those low-level monsters! My wimpy-ass, watered-down version of a big sister is nothing but a joke!" She said out loud, a voice suddenly speaking up behind her.
"Ahhhh?" It called out a question, Kokoa turning around to see Ms. Nekonome, also in only a towel. "If I'm not mistaken, you're Kokoa Shuzen. Why are you here? I'm sorry, but we've only got enough food and rooms for the people who are supposed to be on this trip. Which means I'm sending you back to school right away!" She said, pointing her finger at Kokoa, who promptly ran out, screaming. "Get, back here, young lady!" She ordered, chasing after the fleeing vampire.
"Stop chasing me!" Kokoa demanded. The camera is now outside, showing the Inn getting bounced around with how much commotion they were causing.
"Get back here, you can't just run around the Inn house naked, you know!" Ms. Nekonome said.
"Well, look who's talking!" Kokoa snapped.
The girls looked at the commotion they could see from the hot springs. "This place sure is lively, isn't it?" Moka said optimistically.
"I don't think it's normally like this." Dimsom said.
"Sounds like your sister is a big cause of that, Moka." Erika said.
"So much for the damn hot springs!" Kurumu said angrily.
Back inside...
Two guys turned around, hearing the noise behind them. "Hey, what's all that commotion?" The bigger one to the right said.
At that moment, Kokoa ran around the corner, running towards and passed them, causing the bigger guy to pass out from a nosebleed while the smaller one looked on in shock, who then passed out from a nosebleed EXPLOSION when Ms. Nekonome ran by. "You're going to pay! *pant, pant* For putting me through all this, you mark my words!" Kokoa shouted, somehow epically failing and tripping somehow that made no sense. She then fell forward, Kou falling off her head, blocking the fanservice as her towel flew off.
With the guys...
"Is it just me or does it feel like we don't have much to do with this scene at all?" I asked, as I'm creating a blood dart and throwing it at the dart board, getting a bull's eye.
"Yeah, what do you expect, this is a fan service scene to hold the pervs over until plot happens again." Damion said.
"Yeah, for now, we're just slaves to the show." Nicolas said.
"It's a damn shame." Sai said, who is playing as Scorpion in Injustice with Aisu who is playing as Killer Frost.
Back with the girls (minus Moka)...
"Yep, these hot springs sure are wonderful!" Yukari said once again.
"You already said that..." Erika and Dimsom said at once.
"Yeah, they sure are. It looks like things are finally calming down around here." Kurumu said in a pleased tone. However, she spoke too soon, as at that moment, an icy mist blew in the air. "Does it feel chilly to you?" She asked.
"Ice cold!" Erika said, shivering.
"Wh-wh-wh-why is it s-s-s-s-so damn cold all of a s-s-s-sudden?" Dimsom asked, shivering.
"It's totally freezing!" Yukari exclaimed, hugging herself to keep warm, an ice cube floating in to picture.
They all looked over to see Mizore dumping a decent sized bag of ice into the Hot Springs. "Mizore, what are you doing over there?" Yukari asked.
She looked up at them, indifferent as always. "Oh, adjusting the temperature. It's much more pleasant now, right?" She asked.
"No!" Dimsom snapped, holding herself to keep warm.
"It's too cold!" Erika said, who went Super Saiyan to keep warm.
"I can't stop shaking." Yukari said, shivering as Kurumu looked pissed.
"That's it, I've had enough!" The furious Succubus said, getting up and throwing a side kick to Mizore, sending her flying into the pond from earlier. Dimsom and Erika actually trying to drown the succubus.
However, Mizore wasn't even bothered by this. "Actually, this is pleasant." She said with her eyes closed, not noticing the frog on top of her head.
Later, in the lobby or some shit like that...
Tsukune was walking through the lobby and started going down the hall when he was suddenly pulled aside by Moka, who was now dressed in a kimono. "Moka..." He said, shocked.
"I'm so sorry to startle you like this, Tsukune." She apologized.
He merely smiled, laughing nervously and blushing a bit. 'She smells so nice. Fresh out of the bath!' He thought.
Back with the guys...
"Ugh. That's it. Guys, I'll be back in 5, I gotta go whoop Tsukune's candy ass." I said, walking out of the room as they were now playing Super Smash Bros 4.
Back to them...
"Can I ask you something, Tsukune?" She asked.
"Oh, yeah, yeah! I mean, of course Moka!" He said laughing idiotically and nervously.
"It's just... Maybe after light's out, if you want, we could..." She said, shocking him. "You mind?" She asked.
"No way..." He said quietly, then perked up. "Oh, Moka, that sounds amazing!" He said, doing something so stupid I don't know and don't want to know how to describe it for future reference.
"Oh, I'm so glad! Okay, see you later!" She said, walking away, waving.
"Okay, bye bye, Moka." He said, standing there waving like an idiot, his head steaming a bit.
I then appeared beside him. "Hey, Tsukune, look up, then look down." I said.
"Huh? Okay." He said, looking up, then looked down in time to see my foot connected into his jaw.
"Sweet Chin Music!" I shouted, after I Superkick him. "You know what you did." I said, walking off.
Later, in the girl's room...
"Hey, Kurumu, you aren't really gonna sleep in that slutty outfit, are you?" Yukari asked.
"You'd be surprised if she did?" Dimsom asked.
"I know right? What DOESN'T she do that's slutty?" Erika asked.
Kurumu, meanwhile, was standing with one hand on her hip, where a pretty much see-through white night gown. "I don't know what you mean. These are just my regular PJ's. And look at you. Don't you look cute? Like a little bitty kitty." She said to Yukari in a teasing tone, Yukari wearing teddy bear Pajamas.
"That is totally uncalled for!" Yukari scowled, sticking out her tongue to the condescending succubus.
"See? You do the cutest little kitty witty things, too, don't you?" She said, still teasing the witch.
"Hey, Mizore, what are you doing?" Moka asked as Mizore was patting down her bed with cold packs and had an ice cooler refrigerating the room.
"I can't sleep when it's hot like this." She said, patting down her pillow.
"There's one thing you and Sai have in common. He may be a fire demon, but he always keeps his room 60 degrees at night." Erika said.
"Draco wouldn't mind the heat nor cold anyways. He's a dragon after all." Dimsom said.
"Yeah, but if you do that, the whole room will get cold." Yukari said.
"Not again." Kurumu said, throwing Mizore into the pond again, earning another attempted murder by both the Saiyan and the Majin.
"I'm starting to like this place." Mizore said, pleased once again.
Meanwhile with us guys...
"Okay guys, last game and we're off to bed." I said, as we're playing Super Smash Bros 4. I'm playing as Kirby, Damion as Ganondorf, Nicolas playing as Zero Suit Samus, Sai as Sonic, and Aisu as Mewtwo.
"So Kirby is pink, and does a lot of sucking...pretty gay." Aisu said.
"Don't you talk shit about Kirby!" I snapped at the frost demon. "I don't care if he is pink, HE'S FUCKING BADASS!"
"Yo mama reference!" Sai laughed.
Back inside, the girls were all asleep in the room, minus Dimsom and Erika who had left to came to our room. At this moment, Moka also left, pleased she didn't wake up the other girls. But as soon as she left, Kurumu rose up. "You're not gonna get the jump on ME, Moka." She said.
"Damn straight!" Yukari said evilly as she rose up, her eyes red, then shined in the darkness.
Later...
Moka and Tsukune were walking along, when Tsukune decided to open his mouth. "Moka, what's wrong with you? Are you not having a good time on this trip?" He asked.
"Oh, no I'm having a great time, why do you ask?" She asked.
"It just seems like you're down in the dumps." He said, turning to face her.
"No, it's just... I haven't gotten the chance to spend any time alone with Draco or spent any time with you at all." She said.
"What? With Draco?!" He asked.
"Oh, you're my friend, too, don't worry. But I feel selfish, like I want him all to myself." She said.
"No, that's not selfish." He said.
"It's stupid." She said.
"No, that's not stupid at all. I wish I could spend more time alone with you on the trip, too." He said.
"Oh, Tsukune." She said.
"Oh, Moka." He said.
Back with the guys...
"Sai!" I called out.
"I got it!" The fire demon said, pulling out a remote and fast-forwarding.
The big dumbass guy who ate the fish earlier rose up out of the water, still sporting that wound above his left eye from my chain. Regardless he was still laughing arrogantly. "Well, lookie what I found." He said in a cocky tone.
"I know you from this afternoon!" Tsukune said.
They then heard that annoying, screechy-ass laughter from the punk that sounded like Weevil (I look forward to having him get killed later in this chapter). "You! You're from Yokai Academy, right!" He said.
"Sorry, but we'll be taking you hostage." The fire dude said.
"Run!" Tsukune said, pushing Moka out of the way, getting grabbed by the fatass instead.
"Guess I'll have to make due with only you." He said, sinking back into the water.
"Moka, help me!" Tsukune shouted.
"Tsukune!" She said, running forward, but a bunch of boxes landed in front of her.
The little runt laughed again at that point. "Now." He said, somehow making the boxes become a tornado, almost hitting Moka, but something moved in a flash, getting her out of the way.
"Oh, Kurumu, it's you!" Moka said happily, clinging to the succubus.
The rest of the group was already there, weapons at the ready. "I get it so these goons are monsters." Mizore said.
"I'll only tell you this once. Return the dumbass you just took from us and I'll mercifully leaving you with skin-deep cuts and/or missing limbs you can walk away from." I said, summoning Bloody Sunday, causing them all to step back.
"That blade!" The little freak said, hiding behind the fire dude, who was relatively unshaken.
"Oh you're fear this?" I asked with a evil smirk beneath my mask as I raised my sword. "I know what you're thinkin', punk. Question is: 'Can I get him before he turns me into shih kabob with that sword?' Now bub, seein' that this blade is made from the blood of demons, and can slice through anything like a hot knife through butter, buddy, you gotta ask yourself: do I feel lucky?" I asked, as I'm slowly approaching the little freak.
"S-stand back, you masked freak!" The runt frightfully said, creating
"Well if you ever want your little friend back, you'll have to come looking for him!" He said as he launched a fireball at us, it continued to grow bigger as it approached them, but Mizore managed to put it out by shooting ice at it, which turned to water as it hit the fireball, dousing it.
Kurumu then sliced through the smoke, but they were gone. "What the?!" She asked.
"Pussy punk bitches! Can't even face their deaths like men!" I snapped.
Meanwhile the rest of my fellow OCs came. "So what we missed?" Asked Sai.
"Some jabronies from the other school took Tsukune as hostage." I said.
"Why am I not surprised?" Damion asked, sarcastically.
"Oh, Tsukune." Moka said quietly.
"Get it together, Moka." Kurumu snapped.
"Kurumu..." Moka said, stunned, looking at her rival.
We all got ready to leave, when suddenly. "Hold your horses." A voice said from behind us. We all turned to see Ruby BARELY dressed in a robe.
"You're planning on going out in THOSE outfits?" She asked, the girls looking at their night clothes, with the exception of Erika and Dimsom, who had the sense to get dressed. The guys had already thrown on their normal clothes. "I've had a lot more experience with the human world than you have. Take this, it will come in handy!" She said, tossing a cosplay book at our feet.
"Uh, Ruby, that's the dumbest thing ever. They're better off wearing their night clothes. But I do have these." Sai said, pulling out a couple of Chinese dresses (For those of you that have any Soul Calibur game, you'll know what I'm talking about. For anyone that doesn't, picture Ada Wong's Resident Evil 4 dress with both sides slit up to the hip). "Katana always insists on having me bring a couple spare changes of clothes for her if her outfits get ruined on a mission." The fire demon explained.
"Plot convenience for the win!" I shouted.
Somewhere else in the morning time...
The army that we were up against stood ready with Tsukune tied up beside the fatass, who stood in front with the little freak beside him. Their leader was just behind them, sitting in a chair with the fire dude standing beside him. Tsukune sneezed and the fatass laughed arrogantly as usual, looking down at Tsukune. "You don't seem very worried, pipsqueak." He said.
"I'm soaking wet, at this rate, I'm gonna catch a cold!" Tsukune complained.
"Oh, toughen up, jabroni!" I called out.
They all looked up to see the guys walking out front in slow motion like badasses with the girls following behind us. The girls looked between each other and nodded as the guys all did something awesome-looking: Sai rotated his right arm around with his left hand on his right shoulder, working out the kinks, Damion glared at them and did a throat-slitting motion with his thumb, Nicolas cracked his neck violently and yours truly punched one hand into my open palm to crack my knuckles, then reversed sides. "Now. Let's get down to business." Nicolas said as I tossed him a chain. "Cuz we don't go no time to play around, what is this?" He asked (Eminem reference).
"Rephrase: Before we slaughter you and laugh as I spit on your corspes before Sai burns 'em, why did you kidnap Tsukune?" I asked.
"Because, little fools, if monster industries is to conquer the nation and rule with an iron fist, we must first put an end to your pesky academy." The pyro said.
"You guys? Conquer the nation? That's a laugh." I said.
"No chance in hell." Sai agreed.
"Nope." Damion said, taking the two Buster Swords Sai handed him (Cloud's sword from FF7).
"Fat chance." Nicolas also dissed them.
"Pack it up or take a swing, everybody, either way, it's already over." Sai said, speaking to all of them, looking for a good chance to fight an army.
"Oh, don't worry about them, they're just here to watch us kick your ass. The one's you'll be facing is us: The 4 mighty monster bosses! The number works out perfectly!" Their leader said, standing up.
"Well guys, since, arguably, I'm the leader or the group, I'd LIKE to take on the leader, but no, I'm going after the pyro bitch." Sai said.
"Can I beat the fatass to death?" Damion asked.
"Yes you can." Sai said, eager to see that.
"I'll make the little monkey bitch-ass scream for his pathetic life." I said in a badass tone.
"Then I'll take the leader." Nicolas said.
"Ready? Break!" We all said, clapping moving in coordination towards our targets.
Background music: Go Forth and Die by Dethklok
Round 1: Damion vs. The Fatass... Frog... Thing... I don't know- fight!
"Bring it on, Man! I'm looking forward to this!" Damion said with an evil smirk. However, much to the vampire's confusion, the frog guy began dancing. "Um..dude..Are you gonna fight me or are you just gonna keep dancing?" He asked.
"You just jealous, 'cause you don't have moves like mine." The frog replied.
"Well, I'm one who's dancing like Jagger, but I wanna get this over with...Quickly." Damion said, annoyed.
He tried to smack Damion, but he blocked it and kicked him in his leg, breaking it. After that, Damion grabbed his finger and started slamming him from side to side on the ground repeatedly.
"You done blubber boy?" The vampire taunted. He tried to speak, but Damion stopped him. "Yeah, you're done." He said, stabbing a blade into each of the dude's eyes, killing him instantly.
Round 2: Everyone's favorite blood demon vs. The annoying midget that sounds like Weevil Underwood. Fight!
"I may go easy on you, I'll tell you what; I'll let you have the first hit." I said to the freak, while I stood there with hands in my pockets.
"Eat my neo pillow crone!" The freak said, burying yours truly under a small mountain of pillows.
"Pillows? Thats your ace in hole? I'm disappointed." I said, shaking my head. Then I brought out my blood claws and slashed the pillows into ribbons. I lifted the runt up with my haemokinesis(A/N: or blood marionette to be simple) and breaks the upper and lower halves of his body, causing him to scream bloody murder, I then rips out his organs from their mouth and crushes them like a ball, and then I drop his lifeless carcass to the ground. "Ermac's MKX Fatality bitches!" I shouted.
Round 3: The Silver Haired Enigma against this punk, wuss-ass, retreating fire monster. Fight!
Sai rushed in at the guy as he smirked. "So, it seems you're a fire demon, too, eh? Well, word of advice, fire can still hurt us!" He said, throwing a giant fireball and engulfing him in flames.
Sai PRETENDED he was getting burnt, putting on a pretty convincing show that actually got us worried, but then he stood up, showing he was actually uneffected. "Uh, yeah, no it doesn't. Maybe to a wuss-ass like you, but against someone like me, fire is only a means to hurt people, not something that can hurt me." Sai said, making the fire around him turn into a giant fireball above me, but then it into hundreds of small fire bullets around him like arcs, looking like they'd be ammo for a sniper rifle. "Pyro Salvo!" He announced, sending them all flying at him, ripping him to pieces and incinerating him at the same time, leaving him in dozens of bloody, burning pieces. "Yatta." He said.
Round 4: Nicolas vs. The freak leader in the stupid mask. Fight!
"Prepare for my ultimate attack! Time to go fishing!" The leader shouted, pulling out a fishing rod and latching it onto the sleeve of Nicolas' jacket, trying to rip it.
"Hey, knock it off! You're gonna rip my jacket." He said, grabbing the line and yanking the rod away from him.
"Oh, no!" The leader panicked, shaking.
"Now, let's see how ugly you are without that mask before I put you out of your misery!" He said, swinging the chain I gave him and shattering the leader's mask revealing his face, which looked exactly the same. "What was the point of the mask? You look just as ugly without it." He said confused, then wrapped the chain around his throat, pulling back and strangling him.
"Even if you defeat me, our dreams are far from over! Now let's bring in our heavy hitter!" He said just before Nicolas ripped off his head with the force of the chain.
"Damion, Draco, Sai and Nicolas win. Flawless Victories. Fatalities!" Shao Kahn announced.
BGM: end
At that moment, the army split up to make an aisle for someone to walk down as their "heavy hitter" walked down it: the only thing covering her chest was bandages, revealing her midriff and basically everything but her boobs, she wore a cap and sunglasses with a stick hanging out of her mouth, curved at the end with a leaf at the tip, we also see at this moment she has bright reddish/orange hair that TOTALLY didn't give away who she was *wink, wink*, on her right shoulder sat a bat with its wings folded, also wearing tiny shades and having a similar stick in its mouth.
"No way, that's-!" Moka said in shock.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Tsukune said.
"Are we really this surprised?" I asked, looking at them.
"So you killed my subordinates? Oh well, now I have this opportunity to beat the crap out of my weakling sister!" She smirked.
"Hey, guys, that's obviously-" Kurumu started.
"Kokoa..." Yukari finished.
"Of course." Dimsom agreed.
"We shouldn't have been surprised, she's been tailing us this whole trip." Erika said, Dimsom and the 4 badasses pointing to the female Saiyan to say she had a clear point.
"For reference, we're saying the 4 badasses instead of "the guys" because Tsukune's here at the moment." I said, to the fourth wall.
"And we all know he's too stupid to understand what's going on at all." Sai said, looking at the fourth wall too.
"That bitch." Mizore said, then I pointed to her to indicate she made a good point.
"Anyway, how about the stronger version?" I asked, pulling off Moka's rosary. "When-the-rosary-blah-blah-blah you know the rest." I said as the transformation sequence happened.
"Oh, my sister, it's you!" Kokoa said with stars in her eyes as she rushed in, having already charged with her hammer.
"Acting up again, eh? I told you to learn your place!" Moka said as she delivered a devastating kick to Kokoa's stomach, sending her flying.
Kokoa actually wasn't too bothered by this, having a blush, kitty face and hearts for eyes as she went sailing. "She's so amazing, I just love my real sister, she's totally the best!" She called as she went sailing.
"I approve." I said, holding out Moka's rosary back to her.
"Until we get back to the academy, nobody is allowed to be in their monster form." She said, reattaching the Rosary and passing out in Tsukune's arms..
"It's still not over! You must fight all of us!" The rest of the army said.
As soon as the 4 badasses are about to fight the rest of these jobbers, Aisu, Dimsom and Erika stepped forward. "Let us take care of these guys." Erika said.
"LEEEERRROOOOOYYY JENKIIIINNNSSSSS!" Aisu shouted as he charged in flying, blasting at the enemies.
"Hey! Don't hog all the fun!" Dimsom said, flying after the ice alien.
"First to kill the most win!" Erika shouted, as she flew, firing her ki blasts at the goons.