Oooookay now I finally get to put on the next request I got from Swirlheart and her brother!! Yay! Don't hate me for taking so long plz!! Oh and yes I do do (XDDD) requests. So go ahead and ask!! (cough) monkeydefatsalot (cough)

Disclaimer- Wouldn't it be cool if I owned OP? Too bad I don't. Oh well.

21- Hypnotism is fun!

Nami looked down at the box that Luffy and Usopp were tearing apart.

"A hypnotism kit?" she asked leaning over the two boys. "What's it for?"

Luffy looked up at her and smiled. "We're gunna make Zoro tell us all his secrets!"

Usopp nodded and started to put the pieces in the box together, using a very complicated looking sheet of instructions.

"Tell us all his secrets eh?" she said, with a grin that got more evil by the second. "I bet Sanji would want to hear them too you know."

"Why Sanji?" Luffy asked, "He and Zoro just had a fight you know."

"Precisely." she said. "Well you done there Usopp?" she asked, clapping her hands then rubbing them together in a greedy fashion.

"Just one last touch and... There! Done!" he held up a small gadget with a large spinning disc attached to the top of it. Luffy hooted and Nami called for Sanji, who came out of the galley before she could even finish his name, with hearts trailing after him.

"What is it my dearest Nami-swaaaaan!?" he asked as he followed her, Luffy and Usopp over by Zoro. Zoro looked up at the for of them from his napping spot then closed his eyes again.

"What the hell do you want?" he asked after a few moments.

"Hey don't you talk to Na- Owie." Nami hit Sanji over the head before he could finish.

"Hush Sanji. Zoro..." she smiled sweetly. "These two wanna see if their new toy works." Zoro's eyes flung open to examine this 'new toy.' The last one wasn't exactly fun. If you could call being set on fire from exploding army men fun.

He eyed the hypno disc suspiciously. "What is it and does it explode?"

"It's a hypno disc!" Luffy shouted. "and it spinsssssssss." he said holding the 's' until Nami smacked him.

"Baka! No it doesn't explode. We just wanna see if you're the type of person that can get hypnotized."

"Che, I doubt it." Zoro said with a smirk. "Go ahead try."

Luffy and Usopp hooted and spun the disc, watching Zoro closely. Zoro just stared at the swirling colors for a while then looked back up.

"That's it?" he asked. "I think you just got ripped off Usopp."

"Awwww, but the old dude that I bought it from said that it could hypnotize anyone!" Usopp said with a pout.

Sanji looked around as Usopp and Luffy were complaining and Nami was looking at the device. He noticed the instructions laying on the floor and picked them up.

"Oh Nami-swan look at this!" he said showing her the paper. "Your supposed to say the 'magic' words for it to work."

Nami snatched the paper from his hands and looked it over. "Oh I see. That makes sense. Here." she handed the disc to Sanji and spun it. "Zoro look at the disc." she said.

"Che, fine." Zoro looked into the spinning disc again, scowling because now it was Sanji holding it.

"Zoro on my word, you'll do whatever Sanji and I say." she turned and winked to Sanji ,who practically melted.

"I don't think so." Zoro said defiantly.

"One, two, Jango?" she said while reading the paper. "Why does that sound familiar? Hmmm." she looked back to Zoro who was just staring blankly at the disc with his mouth open.

"Damn Marimo, close your mouth, you'll catch flies." Sanji said in disgust. Zoro's mouth snapped shut.

"WOAH! DID YOU SEE THAT!?!?" Luffy all but screamed.

"Yes now shut up!" Usopp said covering his ears.

"Hey Zoro! Pick your nose! Or do the splits, or make me a sandwich!" Luffy said. Zoro didn't move.

"Baka! He only listens to me and Sanji!" Nami said with a smile. "Now Zoro, tell me what that fight you and Sanji had earlier was about."

"Stupid wench." Zoro said. "He wouldn't --"

"Shut up!" Sanji said. "You don't want to know that Nami-swaaaaaan."

"Yes I do. Now you shut up too and let Zoro talk." Sanji made a whimpering noise, but obeyed her none the less. "Now continue Zoro."

"Damn cook wouldn't let me top him this time. He says that I did last time." Nami choked back a laugh and Sanji turned beat red.

"T-that's nice." she said between giggles. "I-I think I'll go to my room now." and she took off running, doing her best not to laugh too loud.

"Dammit Marimo! Now I'll never get her adoring affection!" Sanji yelled as Luffy and Usopp conveniently found better thing to do. "Now get your ass in that kitchen!" Sanji was red still with both embarassment and anger. Zoro stood up and went straight to the galley.

"Damn thing." Sanji said and smashed the device under his foot. He was going to teach Zoro a lesson. How dare he let himself get hypnotized like that?!

I'll leave it up to you on how exactly Sanji's gunna ahem, 'teach Zoro a lesson.' XDDD

Sorry for the wait. Busy lazy people don't make for uber quick updates. Sorry!! Oh and I realize I probably used the wrong spelling of disc or disk I wasn't sure which was the right one, so I used disc coz that one just looks cooler!! X3