AUTHOR'S NOTE : Well I just got home from watching Valkarie and it was a really good movie. You should go see it. And MERRY CHRISTMAS!! I'm bored and I got an idea from Aruguealot. So thank you to Aruguealot, and here's chapter twenty one of Ways to Annoy Bleach Characters! Enjoy!
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Ways to Annoy Bleach Characters
Unohana Retsu and Kotetsu Isane
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Unohana Retsu
1. Follow her around while she's working
2. While asking why her braid is in the front, not the back
3. Wreck havoc in the fourth
4. Refuse to leave even when she gives you the scary look
5. Run around asking her to release shamu from it's sheath
6. Cut her braid off when she's not paying attention
7. Then tape it to your head trying to imitate her
8. Slap the fourth division members with it
9. Constantly have Kenpachi go into the fourth and destroy the place
10. Do the same with the rest of the eleventh division
11. Spread a rumor to Yachiru that the fourth want to play tag
12. Paint the division a wacky color
13. Put a poster up declaring that she's in love with Kenpachi
14. Then give her a ring and say it's from him
15. Constantly knock over the equipment while she's trying to do something
16. Taunt Hanataro aimlessly
17. Race around telling everyone her personal secrets
18. Tell Kenpachi that she's having an affair with another man
19. Burn down the fourth and blame her
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Kotetsu Isane
1. Walk around on stilts pretending to be her
2. Laugh at her when she wakes up screaming in the middle of the night
3. Tell everyone that she has a fear of fish balls
4. Mock her sister
5. Say that Unohana needs her right away when she really doesn't
6. Laugh when she runs into the room to find her with Kenpachi at the wrong moment
7. Escort her to therapy and say that she's one of the looney people running around
8. Set her up on a blind date with every ugly guy in the eleventh
9. Tell her she's an insult to the female soul reapers
10. Make a poster of her and Hanataro and distribute it to everyone in the division
11. Then the rest of soul society
12. Run in during her lieutenants meeting and exclaim, "You forgot your loopy pills!"
13. Take a picture of her and Hisagi
14. Photoshop it so that she's blushing red and Hisagi looks like a manly woman
15. Give to her as a Christmas present
16. Cut off those couple strands of hair that hang off one side of her head
17. Glue fish balls to the walls of her room
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Thank you for reading this chapter and have a great Christmas! READ AND REVIEW AS A PRESENT TO ME!!