Ok I freaking love this chapter. I really do, and I owe it all to Grace5231973 for the amazing idea, you will see what it is in a moment. I really hope that you have as much fun reading this chapter as I did writing it. Enjoy!

Believe in second chances

One week till Once *fangirl scream* so excited!

The guys had finally reached their destination, an abandoned house.

"What the hell are we doing here?" asked Neal when his blindfold was taken off

"Looks can be deceiving, my friend." Said Charming

"Turns out, Rumplestiltskin does own every property in this town. He is letting us use this one, we came by earlier to set everything up. Come on." Said Hook, leading the group inside. The first thing that Neal noticed was the amount of multicolored lights and the giant disco ball. There was also a fully stocked bar and a barman mixing various drinks. No one else was there, possibly because no one else knew that the place existed. Apparently the plan was to get incredibly drunk and then go do something young and dumb. Hook was the first one to get drunk, Sean was right behind him, Neal was pretty wasted too. Grumpy was so far gone that he had passed out on the makeshift dance floor. Charming was the only one relatively sober, apparently he was just there to make sure nothing too serious and dangerous happened.

"So do you think we should move on to the next activity? Spare the barman the burden of talking to Hook any longer." he was drunkenly boasting about his adventures on the Jolly Roger.

"Yeah, sure, let's go!" Neal slurred, Charming laughed and clapped Neal on the back before going over and dragging Hook away from the barman, leaving instructions to put Grumpy in a cab and get him back home. The barman nodded and all the conscious men of the party left.

They ended up in town square, somewhere along the way Hook conjured up a karaoke machine which he set up in the middle of the town square. Neal was laughing, his drunken self absolutely loving the idea of singing in public. Hook was now examining the list of songs on the machine, trying to find the one he wanted. It was late at night, no one around was still awake, except maybe the girls, but Charming had no idea where they were partying. Snow wouldn't tell him anything in case he warned Emma. After about five minutes Hook stood up and said

"They don't have the song I want to sing, what a shame." He said

"Dude, no problem, just click the freestyle option and sing your heart out!" said Sean

"Great idea mate!" said Hook enthusiastically and hit the freestyle button. Charming made sure he was catching everything on video as Hook started to sing:

"We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack

Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite

Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves

Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We're beggars and blighters, never-do-well cads

Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me"

Hook finished by drawing out that last note until he was out of breath, and then he promptly collapsed to the ground laughing so much he cried. Sean was next in line for the karaoke machine, he picked a song called Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-lot. Sean only knew the chorus though so when he hit the button, he hummed along until the chorus started, then he belted out

"I like big butts
And I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in
With an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung,
Want to pull out your tough
'Cause you notice the butt
Was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't
Stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me,
'Cause you ain't got average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it going like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man
Ask him that.
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (yeah) Fellas! (yeah! )
Has your girlfriend got the butt?
(Hell Yeah! )
Tell 'em to shake it!
(Shake it! )
Shake it!
(Shake it! )
Shake the healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland Booty)

Baby got back!

Hook stood up and grabbed the mic from Sean, he began belting out the next verse

"I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwing
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts
Are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos
Walkin' like h**s
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas,
I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna f**k
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to
Hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah! }
Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah! }
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!

Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
To do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

Neal jogged over to them and grabbed the mic from Hook

"My turn pirate!" he shouted before singing in a horribly off key voice, the final verse,

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor
In the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hunn
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play
That "hard" role
And tell you that
The butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small
And your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames
In the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

Baby got back!

All three men stood up together with their arms around each other as they finished the last bit together.

"Little in the middle
But she got much back

Little in the middle
But she got much back

Little in the middle
But she got much back

Little in the middle
But she got much back"

Charming was laughing so hard as he caught the whole thing on video he was surprised that no one had come out to see what the hell was going on, he looked at his watch and noticed that it was nearly two in the morning, he had better get Neal to bed so he would make it on time tomorrow. Just as charming was about to discreetly turn off the karaoke and pile all the men in his truck, which was conveniently parked nearby, Grumpy stumbled up.

"Hey man, why'd you leave me in the bar?" Grumpy demanded

"You were unconscious and I had to make sure that three drunken men didn't die on the way over here! I made sure you were alright! Are you still drunk?" Grumpy scoffed and said

"No, the barman gave me some vile liquid that sobered me up. What do we do now?" Grumpy asked,, gesturing to the three guys now sitting down, talking and laughing about nothing of importance.

"We gotta get them in the truck. C'mon guys it's time to go somewhere else!" Charming shouted out to them, they looked over and attempted to stand up. It took them about fifteen minutes to all pile into the truck.

"Where are we headed now mate?" Hook asked Charming from the bed of the truck

"Home, it's two in the morning and we all have to be ready by ten tomorrow." There was a collective amount of grumbling from the back as Charming climbed into the driver's seat and began driving, they dropped off Sean first, the Hook at Granny's. Grumpy was dropped off next and finally Charming dragged Neal into his house and got him into bed, leaving some aspirin on the bedside table. Emma was already back and she stirred awake as Charming left

"Dad?" she asked, squinting into the dark

"Yeah, sorry sweetheart I didn't mean to wake you. When did you get back?" he asked

"Around midnight, what we did is a story for another time. Good night." Said Emma, rolling over and promptly falling back asleep, Charming smiled and left the house, locking the door behind him.

Yeah, that was fun! Lyrics courtesy of lyricsfreak.com and karaoke idea was again thanks to Grace5231973. Thank you so much for all the support, next chapter will be the girls' night out!

Important dramatic questions:

What happened on the girl's night out

What is Henry up to with/without Snow? (Even I don't know the answer to that one!)

Stay tuned for the next installment of Emma's Choice. For now please leave any comments/ ideas in the review box below!