Disclaimer: I do not own POTC or its characters.

Kristin and Jack began to take the treasure out of the safe to see what had been left. As Kristin was taking the last of it out she realized what the message was. Odd time to realize, Kristin thought.

"Jack the message! I know what it is. The numbers correspond with the letters of the alphabet. A is 1, B is 2 and so on. I have to find that paper."(Btw the idea for this came from Tanith Lee's book Piractica I highly recommend you read it...anyway back to the story)

Kristin shuffled threw the papers on her desk. Finally she found the paper with the numbers. She wrote the letters of the alphabet and there numbers and got to work. About half an hour later she had cracked the code.

"In these walls you hope to find the treasure for ye have read the map. But if you take a look around its not to be found. The Sparrow treasure hides within a place you'd never think. Its wood, its mahogany, and has clothe of violet. This is all you'll know forever more."

"And all these means...? What do those last lines mean?"

Kristin re-read the message to herself. Then she got it.

"Jack you idiot! What's a ship made of?"

"Wood."

"What type of wood is mine made of."

"Mahogany...what are you getting at?"

Kristin rolled her eyes and sighed.

"Jack go look at the sails."

Jack peered out the window. "There violet."

"Which means..."

Jack stood there thinking. Finally Kristin had enough.

"This ship was your parents you idiot!"

"The Monroe's must have brought it back and given it to your parents. But why didn't they destroy it?"

"That's what I'd like to know. It's the only mystery now."

Kristin suddenly jumped from her spot and tackled Jack.

"You know what this means!?!?!"

"I'm getting shagged tonight?"

"No! Soon though," said she tracing a finger down his chest.

"Then what does it mean luv, because I think my reason sounds pretty good."

"We can get married with no more troubles in our way."

"Do we really hav' ta?"

"Jack I can't deprive my parents and friends of this occasion. And we won't shag till it happens."

"Bugger."

Without warning Kristin jumped from her spot on Jack and rushed to the door.

"Easy on the good luv!," Jack said holding his wound.

"Sorry! I have to tell the crew!"

Kristin ran out onto the deck causing the men to glance up from their work.

"We found it!"

The crew looked bewildered. Kristin sighed and rolled her eyes. I'm surrounded by idiots , she thought to herself.

"The treasure you idiots."

The crew dropped their stuff like it were on fire and crowded around her.

"Where?"

"In the ship."

"Ma'am how'd you figure this out?"

A hole in my wall. Jack saw it glimmer and it turns out it was a safe."

The crew pushed past her to get into her room. To stop herself from being trampled by the stampede she jumped back slamming herself into the door.

"Bloody hell!"

Once she entered her room she noticed the men eyeing the jewels.

"Take anything and your dead," Kristin said pulling her sword out in one quick movement.

Jack had the safe in the wall and was placing the jewels back in.

"Now get prepared men. We're going to Port Royal for a wedding!"

The crew cheered and began to start their task again. Jack came up to Kristin and wrapped his arm around her to bring her close.

"I am the luckiest man."

"Really?"

"Aren't you the luckiest woman?"

"Maybe."

"That hurts luv," he said placing a hand to his heart.

"You know I am. Ok, I need to finish my planning. If you need you I'll come find you."

Jack made a mental note to himself to keep himself well hidden.

"And if you even try to hide I will castrate you before you can say enuich."

"Damn..."

"Can't slip by me Sparrow. Remember who was the hide and go seek champ in our day."

With that said Kristin locked herself in her room. She finally emerged hours later in search of food. As she rummaged in the storage she decided to settled upon an apple. Climbing back up to her cabin she mumbled things about Jack.

"I swear he's going to set it all up. I planned it all, god forbid he could do anything. All men are good for are sex and reproduction...and the occasional good conversation."

"Is that so?"

Kristin screamed and dropped her apple. It rolled across the floor to a pair of boots. Kristin glared at Jack.

"How'd it go?"

"Oh don't even. I just spent 5 hours planning our wedding, with no help! How do you think it went?

"Do you need help?"

"Why didn't you offer earlier! OOOO Jack Sparrow!"

"Now, now luv. Let's be rational," Jack said backing away up the stairs.

"I'll show you rational. Bloody pirate!," she said chasing him up the stairs.

"Mad-woman! Mad-woman!"

"Jack get back here!"

"No!"

"You are such a child!"

The crew watched the two run around the deck. This was some much needed entertainment.

"And their getting married," Henri questioned Boris.

"Opposites attract Henri," Boris answered as they watched the two climb up to the crows nest.

"Come on luv, I'm sorry."

"You ask me if I need help when I finish! You lazy, arrogate...remind me what I see in you?"

Jack pulled her into a heated kiss. Kristin melted into it.

"Oh yea...that. I'm sorry Jack. Its just been a stressful few weeks. I mean my parents and friends don't even now about this wedding yet. Nor do the Monroe's."

"Do they have to be there?"

"Jack they raised you!"

"Fine..."

"You can't hold a grudge forever. Its in the past. I took you back didn't I?"

"I didn't kill your parents."

"You killed my heart."

"Fine, fine. I get it. I'll tell them when we get there. How long anyway?"

Kristin took the map from and walking Boris.

"About...oh a few hours."

"What a joy."

"Oh grow up."

"I am grown!"

"You sure don't act like it," she said starting to walk away.

"Well if I don't act like it..."

Kristin did not like how this was going. She turned slowly and regretted doing so. Jack sat there sucking his thumb.

"Jack wants milky!," he said reaching for her boobs.

Kristin grabbed them protectively. It was quite funny hearing this. A baby would sounded cute, but with Jack's rough voice...its was just creepy.

"Jack I get it! Stop," Kristin said not able to keep the laughter in.

"Land ho!"

Already. I must have guess wrong, thought Kristin. She turned to see her home. No matter what she always missed it. It was good to be back.