Hullo everyone. Thanks for all the recent reviews. I really appreciate them. My friend at school was way too excited after reading the filler chapter. She's on cocaine. Just kidding. :P. Correction: She had too much sugar. Lol, I luv how I give you guys a brief preview of my life. Anyways, thanks for all the reviews again. Sasuke was very very excited and jumped around. He also hit his head on my ceiling multiple times because he was so happy.
Anyways, I'm really bored these days and I'm kinda running out of ideas. Maybe short writers block… Have fun reading this chapter. I sold millions of dollars worth of laughs on ebay in the past few weeks. :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto but I do own Sasuke. No jk, Sasuke just works for me out of kindness, rriiiggghhhtt? Eh no, I force him to.
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Me, "Clayclayclayclayclayclay." *Singing with evilness.*
Sasuke, "She's in an awfully good mood."
Itachi, "Which makes things scary."
Karasu, "Oh dear, seems like they aren't coming because of Lacrosse practice."
Me, "LACROSSE THEIR FACES." *Fumes and sits on the couch all gloomy*
Sasuke, *Poke*
Me, "WHAT IN THE SEVEN EH HEMS ARE YOU DOING?" *Hisses and pokes out Sasuke's eyeball.*
Sasuke, "Ouchie…" *Decided not to bother me*
Me, *Pokes eyeball in hand… poke...poke... poke... *
Sasuke, "Ouch….Ouch….Ouch…"
Me, "Huh? Nerves still connected?" *Sees one red vein connecting from his eye to his eye socket* "Oooh, thread!"
Itachi, *Trips over thread and it snaps* "Oops."
Sasuke, "OUCHY OUCHY OUCHY!" *Runs around screaming and finally decided to dunk his head into the toilet.*
Clayclay, "Heeellooo, change of plans, we decided to come."
Me, "YAHHHOOOOT!" *Does a running jump and slams high heels straight into Clayclay's face*
Clayclay, *Two dents in face* "Ugh, I even brought Kiki da pig today."
Sasuke, "THAT PIG." *Pig and Sasuke do glaring contest* "DIE YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BRATTY STUPIDLY FRUSTRATING PIG! I HATE YOU AND YOU CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE AND RIP OUT YOUR LUNGS AND SHAVE YOU BALD AND etc."
Kiki the Pig, "Oink" Translation: Oink.
Sasuke, "I thought we roasted your pork though."
Me, "Yeah... "
Kiki the Pig, "Oink" Translation: I came back to life you suckers!
Me, "..." *Awkward silence*
Everyone but Sasuke, "OOOOOOOh, a ghostttt!"
Sasuke, "AHHHHHHHHH!" *Runs around the room screaming until Clayclay wacks him with a frying pan. Sasuke then gets fried.*
Me, "Dinner is served. Fried Sasuke Parts."
Itachi, "I WANT THE CRUNCHY EYEBALL!"
Me, "I CALL SHAVING HIM BALD!"
Karasu, "I suggest you put him back together and eat him for lunch because we are going to play lazer tag now."
Me, "DIE CLAYCLAY."
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Score Board: Round 1
Karasu: Hit=50 Got hit= 3
Itachi: Hit= 42 Got hit= 10
Clayclay: Hit= 30 Got hit= 11
Sasuke: Hit= 30 Got hit=20
Shik: Hit=22 Got hit=122
Kiki Da Annoyingly Terribly Stupid Pig (I typed that in for him since he has no fingers): Hit:0 Got hit= 59
Me, "HEEEHEE, IM NOT DA WORST."
Kiki the Pig, "Oink." Translation: Yeah… becaz I dont have arms… and I cant shoot…
Karasu, "You know… Kiki da pig didn't have a gun… yet he still got shot less times than you."
Me, "Must be a mistake!"
Sasuke, "Nice try… if you didn't run around screaming the entire time in white t-shirts… you would have been a less easier target…"
Me, "Glowing in the dark is fun though…"
Clayclay, "And beating you is fun too."
Me, *Glare* "Oh no, you don't want to say that…"
Clayclay, "Wanna go?"
Me, "Yeah where?"
Clayclay, "How about… another round of Laser Tag and that'll determine who's better than the other?"
Me, "Deal."
Score Board: Round 2
Karasu: Hit=87 Got hit= 2
Itachi: Hit= 77 Got hit= 5
Clayclay: Hit= 50 Got hit= 9
Sasuke: Hit= 36 Got hit=18
Kiki Da Annoyingly Terribly Stupid Pig: Hit=0 Got hit=44
Shik: Hit=0 Got hit=234
Me, *Gets all teary* "NOOOO, THERE'S A MISTAKE IN DA SCORE BOARD! KIKI CAN'T BEAT ME!" *Stomps over to guy who operates game*
Operator, "Err, yes miss?"
Me, "Listen, if you go and make me number one with 10000000000 hits and didn't get hit once, I will write a letter to your boss telling him to give you a raise."
Operator, "Yes miss."
Me, "YAHOOOOOOOT!"
Clayclay, "..." *Fumes*
Operator, "Letter?"
Me, "Yah yah" *Gets out sheet of paper and writes: APRIL FOOLS! Then gives to operator dude*
Operator, "... Its not even april..."
Me, *Grabs back paper, crosses out APRIL and write MAY instead.* "Happy birthday, now lets go play something else."
Operator, *Sobs out Waterfalls*
Clayclay, *Fume fume* "You are so not better than me…"
Kiki the Pig, "Oinkety Oinky Oink." Translation: Agreed.
Me, "ICECREAM! WITH EYEBALLS AS TOPPINGS!" *Jumps onto Ice Cream man and slams face into icecream buckets.* "Om Nom Nom!"
Clayclay, "Heh heh… uh oh…" *Runs for life*
Sasuke, "What's HIS problem now?"
Karasu, "Simple. He's scared of Icecream. Especially vanilla icecream."
Me, ":)" *Grins evilly* "The End"
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Uh, guys/gals… I'm very deeply apologetic but… after some thought… I'm going to postpone writing this fanfiction… I have zero motivation and less reviews than I hoped… sorry and have a good day… I'll post a surprise for you after May 14… Uh huh… so yeah… I might stop writing altogether… Sorry. My friends are usually the light when I'm bored or tired but lately, nothing interesting has happened and my life is complicated… so yeah.
-Naruto016( -.-')