-Backstage-
Rayna: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! [Clap, clap] If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! [Clap, clap] If you're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands… Why isn't anyone clapping?
M: Because it's all Trinity's fault that I couldn't go on in the game!
Steven: And it's all Elsa's fault that I couldn't go on in the game!
Rayna: Guys you can't beat yourselves up-
M: It wasn't myself that I planned on beating up.
Rayna: Guys, let's look on the brightside.
Steven: What bright side?
Rayna: We left this incredibly tiring show with our integrity still intact and a bunch more new friends!
Blaineley: [Entering] When Chris told me how annoying your optimism was, I thought he was kidding until now.
M: Oh, I see the brightside. I get to take over the show again!
Blaineley: Wait… hold on-
M: [Putting Blaineley in a headlock] Previously, on Total Drama: Class is in Session-
Rayna: M suffered a serious health crisis-
Steven: Which I discovered by the way-
Rayna: And we had to vote her off for her own safety.
M: [Still maintaining the headlock on Blaineley] Then, the remaining students had to face their demons in a civics challenge.
Steven: While Trinity drew out the anger of the past contestants-
Rayna: None of that could trump the rivalry between Steven and Elsa-
M: [Letting Blaineley collapse to the floor] And shortly after, Steven was sent packing.
Rayna: In the final three-
M: The rivalry between Trinity and Rayna met its climax.
Steven: But none of that mattered as Oliver garnered the easiest immunity win ever.
Rayna: Which he used to send me home…
M: Tune in today to get the inside scoop on some of the fiercest competitors in the game on this episode of TOTAL DRAMA: AFTER CLASS!
-After Cass Stage-
M: Hello, I'm your After Class host, M! And I wanna welcome you all to the final episode of After Class! We have endured a lot this season as a cast and today we will take a closer look at our fellow competitors who came so very close to winning but had to bite that bullet far too soon.
Marina: Where's Blaineley?
M: Shut your fucking face!
Marina: Okay… forget I asked.
Blaineley: I'M RIGHT-
M: How did you escape!?
Blaineley: No one is taking over this show anymore!
M: Excuse while I beat this bitch ass real quick. Enjoy taking a peek at my time on the show in the meantime. [Pounces on Blaineley]
-Flashback Clip: Double Fuck-
Chris: [Calling out] I said, BLAINELEY! Blaineley… you can come out now Blaineley. BLAINELEY!
M: [Behind the door] That is NOT my name!
Rayna: Ummm, that doesn't sound like Blaineley.
M: [Entering suddenly] That because it ain't, BABY! My name is M, the daughter of one of the most revered Mob Boss' on this side of the Northern Hemisphere, HOLLABACK! I'm hailing all the way from Jersey!
Chris: What is this? I asked for Blaineley to join the show. Not you!
M: Well, I accidentally signed her contract, [Grabs Chris by the collar] SO DEAL WIT IT!
Chris: It's cool brah, it's cool.
M: That's what I thought.
-Flashback Clip: Scared-
Trinity: We're running out of options!
M: I wouldn't give a damn. You not finna poison me! And if we lose, that means you're gonna get the boot tonight. No skin off my bones, bitch.
Trinity: [Shoves chemicals down M's throat] NOW BURP!
M: I'M GONE KILL YOU, TRINITY!
Trinity: Do it after you burp.
M: I don't have to burp… [Stomach grumbles loudly] I have to upchuck! [Runs off to puke and you can hear her in the distance vomiting her guts out]
-Flashback Clip: Biological Buddy-
M: I'm bout to serve this filthy rat on a silver platter! I'm bout to stomp this rat until you see its filthy splatter! I'm gone bring it back to Jersey on this buck tooth bastard! I know you rats carry diseases, BUT I'M THE REAL HAZARD! [Drops mic]
-Flashback Clip: Abnormally Large German Sausages-
Trinity: No… I'm mad because you're all going to make an unreasonable decision tonight.
M: Getting rid of you will be the most reasonable decision I've ever made. And I'm reasonable as fuck! [Begins scratching herself with a sausage]
-Flashback Clip: Argue About My Ethics Later-
M: [Untouched and unharmed]…I beat that bitch ass.
Trinity: [Badly beaten up and bruised] Everything hurts…
-After Class Stage-
M: Sorry for that little hiccup everyone. Luckily I was able to remedy the problem at hand. But that's enough about me, I want to welcome our first guest of the night… STEVEN!
Steven: [Entering] Hey all of you lovey people! Except Elsa… Bitch.
Elsa: Someone's still mad…?
Mayhem: In Steen's defense… wouldn't you be.
Steven: Yea. And I also know who my real friends are… THE TOUR IS OFF, MAYHEM!
Mayhem: Wait, WHAT?!
Steven: Yea, you heard me right. I don't want to have anything to do with you. Backstabber…
Marie: [Peeking up from book] How soothing to the ears…
M: Are you really going to be that big of a sore loser?
Steven: Yes.
M: You sure…?
Steven: Positive.
Nevi: I SAY BATTLE!
Steven: What?
Nevi: [Hopping into the spotlight while Rexi Pooh rearranges the furniture] I think Steven should get a chance to have a rap battle against his enemies. That way they can get all of their pent up emotions off of their chest… with flare!
Steven: I'm not rap battling anyone.
Elsa: Is it because you're chicken… BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK!
Steven: Pass me the mic!
M: [Passing Steven the mic] Well you're all seeing it here today, live. Steven versus Elsa, RAP BATTLE!
Steven: Now this is a story all about how, my game got flipped turned upside down. And I'd like to take minute just sit right there, I'll tell you everything that I am feeling-
Nevi: WITH FLARE!
Steven: In front of the spotlight, born and raised. On youtube! Is where I spent most of my days, chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool. Shooting a reality show at this Drama School… when one little bitch who was up to no good, started making trouble for my game she would, get one little vote, so I wun't scared, until-
Elsa: I bought off all the votes when the show got aired!
Steven: I whistled for a friend and when he came near, his mouth said friend but his vote didn't hear. If anything I could say that this friend was lame. But I thought, nah forget it, WE'RE BOTH OUTTA THE GAME!
Mayhem: DUDE, I SAID I'M SORRY!
Steven: Sorry doesn't cut it!
Nevi: Don't you feel better expressing yourself through song?!
Steven: You know what… I kinda do.
M: Well Elsa, it looks like you're up.
Elsa: You know what… I'll cut the guy a break. After all, I did destroy his game. I'm satisfied with that.
Steven: UGH!
M: Now, while Steven has a meltdown, let's take a look at his time on the show.
-Flashback Clip: Student Roll Call!-
Blaineley: Okay, that's enough of you. It's to announce our second contestant that has been admitted which is… STEVEN!
Jody, Porsha, and Rayna: Huh… he's so dreamy!
Elsa and Trinity: Ew. [Glances at each other in approval] I like you.
Steven: I am truly honored.
-Flashback Clip: Eat Paintball, Bitch!
Steven: I think the important thing for us to embrace each other's flaws and quirks as Team Outcast. We shouldn't be pushing Mayhem away because he's a little brash of the tongue sometimes, instead we should embrace our comrade. Now I know, I didn't have to put up with the same crap as you guys in high school but I wouldn't trade this team for the world. Let's show those In-Crowd jerks and especially ELSA what the OUTCASTS are made out of!
-Flashback Clip: Don't Underestimate Me!
Steven: [In a low mumbling whisper] …I may or may not have a crush on Kayla Storm.
Mayhem: Wait, say that again?
Steven: …I have a crush on Kayla Storm. Always have.
-Flashback Clip: Stupid Steven!-
Maybe you're right
Maybe I've seen the light
Maybe the moon is turning tables and I can see the sun at night
Maybe you're right
Maybe I ain't so bright
Maybe I'm so confused because I can't keep you out my sight
-Flashback Clip: Scared-
Steven: I'm pretty sure Nevi is gonna kill me. And now I have to weigh my options… living to see my 30's… or a million bucks… tough call.
-Flashback Clip: Biological Buddy-
M: At least I don't have to work with this filthy rat, anymore! Where'd you get that bacon, Steven?
Steven: I was pretty sure I wouldn't make it to the next round.
-Flashback Clip: Face Your Own Damn Demons!-
Steven: What I think of Dillon has nothing to do with this. And if anything, I feel sorry for the guy. He has to put up with ELSA for the rest of his life.
Elsa: OH REALLY?! I vote off STEVEN!
Steven: So what…. You're one irrelevant vote. Trinity's still getting the boot.
-After Class Stage-
M: We're back and Steven has had his meltdown just in time to be able to sit among the others. With that let's bring out our final guest of the ni-
Rayna: [Entering holding Blaineley] Guys you wouldn't believe who I found tied up back there.
M: She was supposed to stay tied up!
Blaineley: Get me away from that animal!
Rayna: M… no. We have to be kind to each other.
M: Well then let me give her a little smooch… with my fists.
Rayna: Deep breaths, M. Deep breaths.
Blaineley: Yea bitch, deep breaths.
Rayna: There's a much easier way for you two to reconcile your differences.
M: What did you have in mind?
Rayna: Song!
Nevi: Nailed it!
Rayna: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! [Clap, clap] If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! [Clap, clap] If you're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands… Why isn't anyone clapping?
M: Look around, Rayna. We all lost out on a million bucks. No one's happy.
Eli: I clapped several times…
Rayna: But guys… doesn't anyone ever look on the brightside!?
Marie: [Peeking up from book] Not really…
Rayna: Hmmmm… Ooh I have an idea!
Josh: I hope it doesn't involve rapping again.
Rayna: IT TOTALLY DOES! Eli, drop me a beat!
Eli: Rumpumpachump, rumpumpachump-
Rayna: KICK IT! You wake up late for school and you don't wanna go! You ask your mom please but she still says NO! You miss two classes and no homework! But then Chris breaches class cause he's some kinda jerk! YOU GOTTA FIGHT! FOR YOUR RIGHT! TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAY!
Nevi: You gotta fight!
Calvin: FOR YOUR RIGHT!
Rayna: TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAY!
Rayna: C'mon everyone dance with me!
M: DANCE BREAK! While we get down with our bad selves, enjoy these clips from Rayna's time on the show.
-Flashback Clip: Student Roll Call!-
Rayna: That's what I'm talking about! OH YEA! HIGH FIVE GUYS!
Nevi: [High fiving Rayna] Woohoo!
Porsha: [High fiving Rayna] You go girl!
Estaban: [High fiving Rayna] Get it' Honey!
Marie: [Focusing closely on her book while Rayna awkwardly sticks her hand in Marie's face] ..I rather not.
Rayna: [Unfazed by Marie's stern scolding] Thanks Blaineley!
Chris: That's Rayna, "The Life of the Party." She's a great, fun-loving, people-loving, wonderful girl… and I can't wait to see her break after this season, MWAHAHAHA!
-Flashback Clip: Eat Paintball, Bitch!-
Trinity: FIRE EVERYONE AT ONCE!
Rayna: WEEEE! Shooting is fun when you do it with friends!
-Flashback Clip: There's a Dirty Joke in There Somewhere-
Rayna: So I'm using this diamond to make myself a badge. My parents never let me join Girl Scouts so I like to make myself my own badges when I accomplish something. This is my 'Facing My Fears Badge,' pretty neat, huh?
-Flashback Clip: Flamingo or Pelican?-
Rayna: Ooooh I wanna do one. Ummmm… flamingo… or …pelican?
Josh: That's not how… nope, nevermind. I'm just letting this one go.
Rayna: [Crawling to the top of Eli's back] It was a good one, right?
Eli: [Thinking profoundly for a moment] …Pelican.
-Flashback Clip: Nobody's That Fucking Perfect!-
Rayna: I'm making myself a badge out of the letter Eli left behind. This is my Ely Badge, and I won it by showing unconditional love. I didn't really know what that was until today. But now I do. And I have the badge to show for it.
-Flashback Clip: Abnormally Large German Sausages-
Rayna: OF COURSE I CAN SPELL IT! I watch the sing along version to Mary Poppins all the time! That's my favorite song! S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-I-F-R-A-G-I-L-I-S-T-I-C-E-X-P-I-A-L-I-D-O-C-I-O-U-S! SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIEALIDOCIOUS!
-Flashback Clip: Later, Bitch-
Rayna: It's okay guys… I'm fine… really.
Jenna: I'm sorry, but I refuse to sit back and watch Trinity beat you. [Starts helping Rayna to carry Eli] Let's do this.
Calvin: [Helping to carry Eli] This is a job for-
Dre: All of us, ma [Helping to carry Eli]
Steven: [Helping to carry Eli] The enemy of my enemy-
Elsa: [Helping to carry Eli] Is my friend.
Rayna: Oh my God guys… thank all of you so much… How will I ever repay you?
-After Class Stage-
Blaineley: What is all this?! Why is everyone singing kumbaya! WHERE'S THE DRAMA?! [Slams radio on the floor, stopping the music]
Rayna: Awww, what you do that for?
Blaineley: [Getting in Rayna's face] CUT THIS STUPID LITTLE OPTIMISM ACT! I'm tired of it! You lost a million bucks! Show me some tears! Show me some anger! GET MAD! GET BOLD! GET-
Rayna: [Punching Blaineley in the face] Now someone turn the radio back on!
M: Oh my God… she's out of it, what did you do?
Rayna: I just gave her a little smooch… with my fist.
Josh: Hey guys, I found her contract, let's burn it so she can't come back next season.
Rayna: No… let's burn it together on TOTAL DRAMA: CLASS IS IN SESSION!
-Thanks for reading guys! Only two more episodes until season two. Be on the lookout for the season finale! Also, voting for the Drama Awards is closed but you may still vote for your top 8 favorite cast members if you have not already done so. Remember to rank the players from One through Eight. 8 Being the greatest, and 1 being the least great. You have to fill up all 8 slots with a different character or I can't count it, and you may vote for characters you created. Here's a list of the characters and the amount of votes each character has so far:
[39] - Rayna "The Life of the Party" by TheDaffodilQueen Seen as too big a threat
[25] Oliver "The Shy Guy" by Pokerox27
[24] - Steven "The Teen Heartthrob" by Elizabeth Fire Ice Heart Targeted by Elsa
[23] - AJ "The Detroit Daredevil" by Zorbo678 Targeted by Jody
[22] - Marie "The Bookworm" by Adro02 Caught Cheating
[21] - *Eli "The Not So Gentle Giant" by Falcon56 Seen as too big a threat
[20] - Dre "The Goody2Shoes" by Gayy4Animee Targeted by Oliver
[18] - Marina "The Makeshift Magician" by Totsalu Targeted by Marie
[17] - Jenna "The Tenacious Titan" by Mostawesomefanoftvshows Targeted by Trinity
[16] - Elsa "The Daring Vocalist" by Elizabeth Fire Ice Heart Failed as a leader
[13] - Mayhem "The Black Sheep" by Linkonpark100 Caught Cheating
[12] - Nevi "The Sugar Rush" by OppsieDasi Seen as too big a threat
[10] Trinity "The Badass Barbie" by LiquidJollyRancherz
[10] - *M "The Mob Boss' Daughter" by GwendolynD Health conflicts
[7] - Calvin "The Manga Maniac" by Totsalu Failed as a leader
[6] - Jody "The Easy Target" by TechniqueFantasy Targeted by Marie
[5] - Josh "The Tragic Comedian" by Meowth's Toon Dragon Targeted by Trinity