ONCE UPON A TIME YOUR FATHER.
One day Erik was drunk. Very, very drunk. So drunk that he began to do something stupid.
Erik, the phantom of the opera, began to skid around on his butt singing the hokey pokey in spanish.
Christine and Nadir were not drunk. And they were very concerned with what Erik was doing.
"Erik! Stop! You're hurting yourself and everyone who loves you!" Christine cried. Nadir nodded and put his hand on Christines shoulder.
"NEVAR!" he exclaimed. Chrisitine began to sob into Nadir. Nadir patted her on the back.
"There there"
Gaston Leroux and Susan Kay walked in.
"We came as quick as we could. Is it serious?" Gaston asked. Dr. House looked down sadly.
"I'm sorry sir...but your son is.....OOC." House explained. And then he dissapeared because I really don't like him that much. I prefer my TV doctors to believe in unicorns. Like JD and Turk.
Gaston sobbed. Susan sobbed as well. Suddenly, Micheal Crawford ran in with Aunt andrew and Uncle fredrick.
Aunt Andrew sighed.
"This is all my fault....If only I had treated him better" she winced.
Aunt Andrew and Susan Kay hugged passionately and then they both ran away crying.
Gaston, MICHEAL, Uncle Fredrick and Christine all approached Erik. They put their hands on him tenderly and then....They all left to grab a beer.
HULK SMASH!