.Junjou Romantica.


Prank Call

Buzzzz... Buzzzz...

The screen on Misaki's phone flashed Sumi's contact. "Hello?" he answered.

"He- Hello?" an unfamiliar voice said.

"Yeah?" Misaki asked, immediately curious.

"Um... I'm so glad you answered. I took Sumi's phone called people in his contacts. A person called 'Big Cass' already hung up on me."

"Yes... Why are you calling me?"

"Sumi fell off a balcony. Um... What should I do?"

"Sumi fell off a balcony?! Why the hell are you calling me? It's 9-1-1."

"Why would I do that?" the stranger sounded seriously unconcerned and calm for someone who's friend just fell off of a balcony.

"Is he injured?"

"Uh. Um. I don't know. He's getting up now."

"Uh... okay?" Misaki said.

"Yeah, I'm on a city bus because I'm so poor."

"Is Sumi okay?" Misaki asked, ignoring this weirdo's attempt to change the subject.

"Yeah, yeah. He says he wants to talk to Usami-sensei. I think he might die."

Misaki's eyes widened. "Oh! Of course!" He ran over to Usagi, who'd been sitting quietly listening to what he could catch of the conversation. He took the phone and put the receiver to his ear, then flipped it shut.

"Why'd you do that?!" Misaki squealed, grabbing the phone.

"I wouldn't talk to that man even on his death bed, unless it involved you. Besides, it was a prank," Usagi said, lighting a cigarette. Misaki realized he was right after a few minutes of pondering about it and threw the phone down, plopping down on the couch to recover from his scare.

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Sumi held the phone in one hand and pouted. He'd so wanted to talk to Usami. He sighed, all well. It was worth a try. Than he went back to doing his homework and his friend went home. He'd try again latter.


Someone actually prank called me yesterday. The call went along the same lines as this almost, except at the end he said that it was a prank (which I'd aready guessed) and that I might be able to see it on Youtube.

I knew who it was from the moment I picked up the phone, so I just played along.

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